Is It True That All The Good Ones Are Taken?

[Gvac]

Just wondering.

[RoseBlood]

No, that notion is a fallacy, afterall you're not taken.

and btw, welcome back! I can't believe I missed your triumpet return, complete with a glorious new sig pic.

Gvac Rocks!

[Gvac]

Every day I love RoseBlood more and more.

But she's taken.

See what I mean? :ohmy:

[lleeder]

Can I interrupt this lovefest to answer?
YES THEY ARE!!!!

[Don Stugots]

Yes we are all taken. HAHAH.

seriously, i thank God for Regina everyday. I know my track record is the fodder for much humor but I know if I lost her my life that I know would be over. No one could possible take her place. I would drift through life, empty and numb.

Sorry Gvac, but Ella is available.

[Bossanova]

Sorry Gvac, even "STONERS" like me get good ones. My chick has been the best thing that could ever happen to me. However, I could become availible for the right price

[Gvac]

My man crush on Bossanova grows more and more each day too.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im Taken ladies , stop with your PMs, I might as well be known as LLCK (Ladies Love Cool Hippo)

:king:

[reillyluck]

Im Taken ladies , stop with your PMs, I might as well be known as LLCK (Ladies Love Cool Hippo)

:king:

ladies love cool Kippo?

[Bossanova]

ladies love cool Kippo?

Damn this girl always beats me. Allow me to say PHACE

[PhishHead]

Im Taken ladies , stop with your PMs, I might as well be known as LLCK (Ladies Love Cool Hippo)

:king:

I like Dark Hippo better.

[weezcase]

only until you find her

[Bossanova]

I bet GvacNoMore has found a good one

[Gvac]

I bet GvacNoMore has found a good one


Don't ever bring up his name again.

I hate that fucker.

[reillyluck]

damn.

[MHasegawa]

not only are all the girls taken, theyre damn near married. im not getting laid till manson gets outta jail.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ladies love cool Kippo?

:lol:

I suck, wont even post in my cool font for this one

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I like Dark Hippo better.


You are just using Him for his Jet Pack

:king:

[Hottub]

Yes. Yes we are.

[Recyclerz]

Perhaps, but we mediocre ones are still available. :bye:

[sailor]

not only are all the girls taken, theyre damn near married. im not getting laid till manson gets outta jail.

don't worry, i hear dave's working on it.

[Team_Ramrod]

It's not true... no one is taken.

For Roseblood I'm as single as I can be...

If the right position is mentioned....my wife fell off a cliff when we were touring the grand canyon.

[patsopinion]

im single








...oh

[jennysmurf]

all the good ones are taken or gay. not that there's anything wrong with that. especially if you happen to be gay as well.

[DarkHippie]

DarkHippo and his jet pack are still available

[Bob Impact]

not only are all the girls taken, theyre damn near married. im not getting laid till manson gets outta jail.

Just yell at them about their shoes.

It is true, I'm taken boys, sorry.

[fohat]

I met a girl a month ago. I thought she was the bees knees, until she told me a bunch of crazyness. I can only handle one persons paranoid delusions, and that person is me. The great thing is I had a girlfriend for 3 weeks. The bad thing is, now I gotta find a new one!!

The other day I received much insight from a particular web comic called xkcd which patsopinion linked. Check out this 5 part series (http://xkcd.com/c264.html).

I truely hope that there are still some good ones left in the barrel that aren't completely :wacko:

[Furtherman]

I thought this thread was about the Spring blowout sale at Burlington Coat Factory.

Because yes, all the good ones are taken.

[RogerPodacter]

Its not even a question, yes all the good ones are always taken. The only way to get one is become friends and either catch them when they are breaking up, or have them fall for you and leave their SO. I dont recommend the latter, as its sleezy. But its the only chance I know of...sad times.

[Marc with a c]

they aren't good if they are taken.

[IMSlacker]

I thought this thread was about the Spring blowout sale at Burlington Coat Factory.

Because yes, all the good ones are taken.

I thought it was about board names.

And yes, all the good ones are taken.

[FUNKMAN]

woman are like a box of chocolates. some are creamy and delicious on the inside and some are just nutty...


i just made that up... actually they're all beautiful. you just need to find one where you each like to fuck each other's brains out as often as physically possible

[MHasegawa]

that bites, exclusive relationships should phase out. you should be able to mash as many people as you can.


its not fuckin fair

[MadBiker]

but, I wonder something about men sometimes.

Most of my media consumption is in the form of radio, blogs, and the news. From radio, as a form of popular entertainment, I get conflicting messages about relationships. Only hot hip young chicks get and deserve attention, it seems.

I am not sure where I stand in terms of what men want. Bad past relationships aside, it seems like guys do not want to be faithful and only want to chase youth and beauty and fear the trap of marriage and kids and monogamy. It freaks me out sometimes. I'm getting older everyday and worry that my BF is going to decide that I am not young/thin/smart/ambitious/sexy enough for him, and he is older than me by 4 years.

So guys, what gives? Do you just chase ass or really want to find someone special? How important is the size of a woman's ass or boobs? Does a chick have to be dumber than shit or smart? I get worried and confused sometimes by my own ability to maintain a man's attention after he gets tired of my looks. I worry about having kids and being hated for the changes in my body. And I am concerned that my BF deserves someone better looking, smarter, younger, and definitely someone who earns more money than I do.

[ChimneyFish]

woman are like a box of chocolates. some are creamy and delicious on the inside and some are just nutty...


i just made that up... actually they're all beautiful. you just need to find one where you each like to fuck each other's brains out as often as physically possible

Strange.

I had that, and all this silly marriage talk and crazy ass talk about a ring started going on.

[PapaBear]

MB... I can't speak for other men. A woman's beauty is what first attracts me, but beauty doesn't necessarily mean "hot chick thread" beauty. Once I'm attracted to a woman, then compatibility of personality becomes the most important thing. My second wife was cute as a button and she had a small chest. When she remarried, she told me she was getting a boob job. I was actually very disappointed to hear it. Both I and her current husband fell in love with the small breasted woman. Not sure what else to say about the whole thing. Different women are beautiful in different ways.

The worst thing you have going you for you and your boyfriend is your self esteem. If you keep feeling that he deserves someone better, then he may eventually start looking for that.

[Turtle]

Just wondering.

I think it depends a lot on what and where you’re looking.

[Gvac]

It just seems that a lot of married women are hitting on me lately.

[Turtle]

It just seems that a lot of married women are hitting on me lately.

Is this wanted or unwanted by you? And is it a married woman who is just having some fun?

[Bossanova]

It just seems that a lot of married women are hitting on me lately.

Home wrecker

[Fat_Sunny]

but, I wonder something about men sometimes.

So guys, what gives? Do you just chase ass or really want to find someone special? How important is the size of a woman's ass or boobs? Does a chick have to be dumber than shit or smart? I get worried and confused sometimes by my own ability to maintain a man's attention after he gets tired of my looks. I worry about having kids and being hated for the changes in my body. And I am concerned that my BF deserves someone better looking, smarter, younger, and definitely someone who earns more money than I do.

Wow, This Is Tough. It Is Really Hard For Men To Give Advice To Women, Because To Give GOOD Advice Means Being Honest, And Being Honest Means We Have To Admit What We Are Really Like. Which We Don't like To Do.

Fat Could Write A Book, But Two Things ABout Your Post Grab Him, So He Will Address Those Points Only:

1. All Men Are Canines; Some Are By Nature Snuggly Lap Dogs, And Some Are By Nature Ferocious Hunters. If You Wish To Settle Down And Raise A Family, You Want A Lap Dog. The Hunters Always Want To Be Out On The Prowl. They Can Be Tamed, But Then You Are Forcing Them Outside Their Nature, And It Is A Constant Struggle To Keep Them In Line. Choose Someone Who, Like You, WANTS To Get Married, And WANTS To Create A Nest And WANTS To Raise A Family. They Are Out There. Choose One Of Them.

2. You Need To Ditch This Attitude: "And I am concerned that my BF deserves someone better looking, smarter, younger, and definitely someone who earns more money than I do".

If You Are Feeling That Way About Yourself, How Can You Expect Anyone Else Not To Feel The Same Way About You? If You Are Feeling Worthless, Others, Including Your BF, Will Treat You Like You Are Worthless.

Your Friends Can Probably List 50 Things They Like About You And That You Are Good At. Start Dwelling On These Positives! Positive Thinking Makes You More Powerful, And To Be In A Healthy Relationship, Both Sides Need Power.

That's Just For Starters. Anything Else Is At $300 Per Hour!

[ChimneyFish]

1. All Men Are Canines; Some Are By Nature Snuggly Lap Dogs, And Some Are By Nature Ferocious Hunters. If You Wish To Settle Down And Raise A Family, You Want A Lap Dog. The Hunters Always Want To Be Out On The Prowl.

Or, perhaps maybe, bi-polar hyenas????

[weekapaugjz]

it seems that all the girls i fall for are already involved with someone else. it sucks, i don't know why i do it, maybe just wanting something i can't have. one girl ive had my eye on for years was with my best friend but they broke up about 5 months ago. i saw her for the first time since december last night when i went out with her and a couple of her friends. had a fucking blast being with this girl and ended up going out to lunch with her today. the conversation though tended to always go back to her and her ex-boyfriend (my best friend). the way it was going it seems she thinks we are just friends. i really want to tell her how i feel but don't want it to seem like i am trying to pick her up on the rebound or anything like that. i think the next time im down in her town ill tell her, but ill probably be a chicken shit like usual and clam up at the last minute and say nothing.

[Gvac]

Home wrecker

I can't help it.

I've got the Kavorka!

[Don Stugots]

It just seems that a lot of married women are hitting on me lately.

When I get home I am going to punch Regina right in the mouth!

[RogerPodacter]

but, I wonder something about men sometimes.

Most of my media consumption is in the form of radio, blogs, and the news. From radio, as a form of popular entertainment, I get conflicting messages about relationships. Only hot hip young chicks get and deserve attention, it seems.

I am not sure where I stand in terms of what men want. Bad past relationships aside, it seems like guys do not want to be faithful and only want to chase youth and beauty and fear the trap of marriage and kids and monogamy. It freaks me out sometimes. I'm getting older everyday and worry that my BF is going to decide that I am not young/thin/smart/ambitious/sexy enough for him, and he is older than me by 4 years.

So guys, what gives? Do you just chase ass or really want to find someone special? How important is the size of a woman's ass or boobs? Does a chick have to be dumber than shit or smart? I get worried and confused sometimes by my own ability to maintain a man's attention after he gets tired of my looks. I worry about having kids and being hated for the changes in my body. And I am concerned that my BF deserves someone better looking, smarter, younger, and definitely someone who earns more money than I do.

I'll get made fun of for this, but all I am looking for is a nice and smart girl. I dont care about boob size. I do like a nice ass, but its really all about how a womans body is proprtioned that turns me on. I definitly DONT like the giant triple D chest that some guys want. Nice B's are perfect for me.

Also I dont want to try and chase everything out there. I would rather be in a relationship with once great girl, rather than 10 idiots which leads nowhere. I would really like to find that special person. Confidence is also important.

I've dated different types of girls, some super hot and young. My first relationship when i came to Cali was a 20 year old blonde skinny who liked having 3-somes. But nothing compares to my 6 year relationship I had with my ex, who was smart, super funny, cool, and just totally normal all around. Wasnt super skinny, or young. But we connected mentally, we both made good money (but that wasnt important).

OK so lets here it how I aint a real guy or whatever. lol

[Furtherman]

It just seems that a lot of married women are hitting on me lately.

When I get home I am going to punch Regina right in the mouth!

Stugots! That just made me lol, as the kids say.



As the married women thing Gvac... are they just being *extra* nice or are they giving you a hotel room key? I find a lot of married women will flirt, but just flirt, as a confidence booster... to see if they "still got it". The best way to handle them is to ask them if they have any single friends. If they are happy to set you up, then you'll see they're just being nice or they genuinely like you as a person. If they're insulted, then get away... get far away.. they are bad news.

[Crispy123]

There are plenty of fish in the sea

[reeshy]

I got a good one many years ago.....her name was Karola...she was from germany......gave me 2 great kids.....there will never be another!!!!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I was asking this question myself up until about two years ago. Then all of a sudden I had a girlfriend. And THEN all the other women came out the woodwork. You're only good if you're taken in their opinion it seems. For fuck's sake, what timing. 3 years of skirt-chasing and nothing. I stop giving a shit, give up the chasing, smoke some weed, make pals, and then drunk girls are asking for me while I'm playing poker somewhere else. Sheeyit.

[FUNKMAN]

There are plenty of fish in the sea

especially blowfish

[CofyCrakCocaine]

especially blowfish

I can't find one worthy of its name though.

[MadBiker]

I'll get made fun of for this, but all I am looking for is a nice and smart girl. I dont care about boob size.... we connected mentally, we both made good money (but that wasnt important).

OK so lets here it how I aint a real guy or whatever. lol

I suppose that is the subject of which I speak. I love my BF very much and I know he loves me. But the equation is not always that simple, because external forces press on a relationship, whether is be romantic, platonic, professional, or filial.

Perhaps I pay too much attention to those "Hot Chick Pic" threads or the talk that gets put out on the radio or 'net. I have never been much of the Cosmo type, I think it is all bull and does not reflect me as a woman accurately.

But RogerPodacter, you say you will be ridiculed for your views...why? Because inherently there is something awful about being with a woman who stimulates you in ways other than sexually? Because you want a woman who can give you more than a hot bod and a big salary to buy you the toys you want?

I just wonder what inpsires life-long loyalty and interest in a man. I think I have a lot to offer, but when I hear what guys say about how they either hate kids, hate marriage, hate their girlfriends and their "traps" and all that, I begin to think that there are no men who really want any of that out of life. And it makes me a little bit sad. Because I love my BF very much and I want to think he is that kind of guy, but secretly, inside, I think his toys and his money are more important to him than I am or could ever be. I might be wrong, but what if I am right? I would be devastated and not sure I want to take that chance again.

[RogerPodacter]

I suppose that is the subject of which I speak. I love my BF very much and I know he loves me. But the equation is not always that simple, because external forces press on a relationship, whether is be romantic, platonic, professional, or filial.

Perhaps I pay too much attention to those "Hot Chick Pic" threads or the talk that gets put out on the radio or 'net. I have never been much of the Cosmo type, I think it is all bull and does not reflect me as a woman accurately.

But RogerPodacter, you say you will be ridiculed for your views...why? Because inherently there is something awful about being with a woman who stimulates you in ways other than sexually? Because you want a woman who can give you more than a hot bod and a big salary to buy you the toys you want?

I just wonder what inpsires life-long loyalty and interest in a man. I think I have a lot to offer, but when I hear what guys say about how they either hate kids, hate marriage, hate their girlfriends and their "traps" and all that, I begin to think that there are no men who really want any of that out of life. And it makes me a little bit sad. Because I love my BF very much and I want to think he is that kind of guy, but secretly, inside, I think his toys and his money are more important to him than I am or could ever be. I might be wrong, but what if I am right? I would be devastated and not sure I want to take that chance again.

Why will I be ridiculed? You already answered the simple version. I really dont know how to answer your questions. I'm still dealing with how difficult it is to find a decent girl out here in Cali. So many girls here are with assholes, and then dont get why its not working. Its the age old story, but still drives me nuts. I was just spoiled with a good relationship in the beginning I guess. I dont know what to tell you. As long as he is making an effort and you think he's honest, then i wouldnt worry.

[RoseBlood]

How important is the size of a woman's ass or boobs? Does a chick have to be dumber than shit or smart?

When it comes to love I don't think the size of a woman's ass or boobs really matters much. If a guy loves you he will love what you have. Most guys I've talked to say they don't limit themselves to a specific cup size, it's really all about the whole package, how she's proportioned and how she carries herself. Of course there are guys who do seek out specific physical traits in a woman and that's fine if that's what they want. Who the hell knows? I'm not inside their minds.

They say there is a guy out there for every girl (statistically that's impossible), it's just a matter of finding the one for you. If you want an insecure, controlling guy, act dumb as shit and I'm sure many a men who feed off that will flock to your side. Personally, at this stage in my life I want and have a guy who adores my mind as well as my body. And just fyi.. I was not physically drawn like anyone I'd ever thought he'd want.

[lleeder]

To me there is no exact answer to MadBiker's question. I don't think all men can be categorized to have the same reactions to how their women change. There are things that intially atracted us to women but then our feelings change as we find out more about the person and get more involved. Maybe some of us can deal with changes in appearance no matter what. To honest alot of us hate change in appearance and will be out of there if something better comes along. Its shitty but its a harsh reality.

[Crispy123]

You can't teach an old dog new tricks

[DarkHippie]

When it comes to love I don't think the size of a woman's ass or boobs really matters much. If a guy loves you he will love what you have. Most guys I've talked to say they don't limit themselves to a specific cup size, it's really all about the whole package, how she's proportioned and how she carries herself. Of course there are guys who do seek out specific physical traits in a woman and that's fine if that's what they want. Who the hell knows? I'm not inside their minds.

They say there is a guy out there for every girl (statistically that's impossible), it's just a matter of finding the one for you. If you want an insecure, controlling guy, act dumb as shit and I'm sure many a men who feed off that will flock to your side. Personally, at this stage in my life I want and have a guy who adores my mind as well as my body. And just fyi.. I was not physically drawn like anyone I'd ever thought he'd want.

I'm looking for a chick big enough that i can fuck her fat rolls

[RoseBlood]

I can't help it.

I've got the Kavorka!

That episode is on now :laugh:

[A.J.]

Yes.