Who would you save?

[lleeder]

Your on a raft with two other people travel on a dangerous river. The rapids are getting very rough since a bad storm has started. The raft is taking on water and only two people can travel safely the remainder of the trip. You can only save one of the people on the raft. Sounds like an easy question right. Now here comes the hard part. Which person do you save Kathy Griffin or Jeffrey Dahmer?

[reillyluck]

Easy. Kathy Griffen. Because after i chuck Jeffrey out of the boat, im going to punch kathy in the cunt and use her body as an oar.

[Hottub]

I'd throw both of them off, and scoop up Wendel and Bartholomew.

[SatCam]

honestly I don't think jeffrey dahmer would even eat kathey griffen with my mouth

[BoondockSaint]

I'd shoot Al Sharton twice.

[Swannee]

I know Dave thinks Dahmer is the most handsome of all serial killers, but I would save Kathy. Only because she was on Seinfeld twice

[ChimneyFish]

I know Dave thinks Dahmer is the most handsome of all serial killers, but I would save Kathy. Only because she was on Seinfeld twice

I forgot about that ridiculousness.

You've got to go Kathy. She's a goer.
What do you think's going to happen after you save her????

[JPMNICK]

i would save Kathy, just to watch her pale ass skin burn in the hot ocean sun.

[Bossanova]

Easy. Kathy Griffen. Because after i chuck Jeffrey out of the boat, im going to punch kathy in the cunt and use her body as an oar.

This is the reason I am here. Reilly will never disappoint

[alliwant]

i would save Kathy, just to watch her pale ass skin burn in the hot ocean sun.

:happy:

[JPMNICK]

This is the reason I am here. Reilly will never disappoint

yea reilly's answer was hysterical

[cougarjake13]

have to be dahmer going overboard

i dont need to deal with him trying to eat me

i'd rather eat out kathy griffin and suffer with her annoyance

[MadMatt]

I would save Jeffrey Dahmer.

Dahmer only murdered and ate a few people.

Kathy Griffin continuously murders the art of comedy...

[Team_Ramrod]

Easy. Kathy Griffen. Because after i chuck Jeffrey out of the boat, im going to punch kathy in the cunt and use her body as an oar.

Wow!

Before I read this post I didn't know who the fuck this cunt was... now, I'll never forget the cunt.


Well done ma'am, well done.

[Ritalin]

Kathy Griffin = embarrasing guilty pleasure?

[Don Stugots]

Kathy Griffin = embarrasing guilty pleasure?

oddly hot?

[riverofpiss]

I would save Dahmer for one reason only, he would taste better if you had to eat him for survival. First you would be constantly picking these greasy red hairs from your teeth if you ate Kathy Griffin. I also think that human meat that has been fed other human meat would be oh soooo tender, mmmmm, human steak.

[Ritalin]

oddly hot?

yyyyyyyyyeah...but not.

But you keep looking at her like if you keep looking at her she might get hot, right? Me too. She's never going to get hot, though.

Certainly not Sarah Silverman hot.

I want to bang the funny right out of that chick.

[ScottFromGA]

Easy. Kathy Griffen. Because after i chuck Jeffrey out of the boat, im going to punch kathy in the cunt and use her body as an oar.

:laugh::thumbup:


easy...the one without a penis stays.

[LiddyRules]

Jeffery Dahmer. Better sex, better stories, and more attractive.

[Don Stugots]

yyyyyyyyyeah...but not.

But you keep looking at her like if you keep looking at her she might get hot, right? Me too. She's never going to get hot, though.

Certainly not Sarah Silverman hot.

I want to bang the funny right out of that chick.

i agree with you but i think someone did that to her already.

[Vader2112]

Can I beat Kathy Griffin unconcious with Jeffery Dahmer's dead body before I throw him overboard?

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.poster.net/jewel/jewel-photo-jewel-6232127.jpg

"Who will save, your soul?"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id Make Jet Skis out of those 2 Fuckers

:king:

[epo]

I think you are looking at this question all wrong. It should read: Who should I kill--Jeffrey Dahmer or Kathy Griffin?

I would kill Jeffrey Dahmer. Then of course I'd have to fuck her to death too. :smile:

[lleeder]

I still wonder about this one.

[MagillaGorillaz]

Arrgh I can't beleive I'm saying this. Kathy Griffen. Just due the fact that I might have an oh so slim chance to bang her. Or Brooke Sheilds. She's freinds with her, so if I play my cards right and we get rescued I can score with Brooke. Saving her from Jeffery Dahmer has got to equal some alone time with Brooke.

[cougarjake13]

Arrgh I can't beleive I'm saying this. Kathy Griffen. Just due the fact that I might have an oh so slim chance to bang her. Or Brooke Sheilds. She's freinds with her, so if I play my cards right and we get rescued I can score with Brooke. Saving her from Jeffery Dahmer has got to equal some alone time with Brooke.

interesting

didint think of it that way

[TeeBone]

Easy. Kathy Griffen. Because after i chuck Jeffrey out of the boat, im going to punch kathy in the cunt and use her body as an oar.

ewwwwww

[King Imp]

I picked Kathy Griffin. That's pretty simple to me for one main reason.

She may not be great looking, but after saving her she would be grateful (hopefully) and be willing to show her gratitude (hopefully). I would then tell her to get made up like this...

http://imnotobsessed.com/image/kathy_griffin_sexy.jpg

and would nail the ever loving shit out of her.

[sailor]

why do people hate kathy?

[DolaMight]

why do people hate kathy?

Why do people hate andy dick?

[sailor]

Why do people hate andy dick?

no clue. i enjoy silly characters.

[DolaMight]

no clue. i enjoy silly characters.

Well if I was able to speak for the haters I'd say the beef is they try too hard. They tend to enrage and annoy as a result.

[Ritalin]

Why do people hate andy dick?

Naw, Kathy Griffin does not equal Andy Dick.

She may not be your cup of tea, but when she got that award last year and stood up there and said that Jesus had nothing to do with her winning, that was fucking ballsy and funny.

Andy Dick is a queer mess, and hasn't been funny in since News Radio - one of the most underrated shows of all time. I wish some channel would start running that again.