Sweet Melissa AND RF girls fan club! Collect them all!!

[The Belcher]

Okay, I like Sweet Melissa as much as the next guy, but how about a REAL fan club including ALL R&F babes?? Imagine the possibilities! Different T-Shirts with your favorite RFBabe, collage shirts including them ALL, collector's cards, leiderhosen, knives, boxing-gloves, commemorative stamps and medals, CALENDARS for years to come, a PIE SALE, a PIE EATING CONTEST (oh, sounds like they already did that on Friday night), autographed blood stained clothes from Clare! I like this idea better.

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This message was edited by The Belcher on 11-28-01 @ 8:59 PM

[TheGameHHH]

Sure, I'm in.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Sunrisa]

hmm well. i have said this many times.
i think all chix of ronfez should be celebrated. we dont need a club or anything..
but we should unite in spirit. bc we rock
Hot chix unite!


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Doogie]

I think sweet Melissa and the others should all be added to drunk chicks as well. There is nothing better than seeing hot girls drunk and flashing...joy!!

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla <IMGSRC="PICURL"HEIGHT=100 WIDTH=300>
"get your balls out!!!"

[IkeaBoy]

If the Hot RF Girl Union ever goes on strike does that mean scarred girls will replace them?

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[The Belcher]

NO, NOT THE SCARRED ONES!!! But then again, Clare must have a few, and she is just friggin' perfectly sexily fine to me. R&F attracts the sweetest, sexiest, yummiest girls in the world! Yes, Melissa, you should all be worshipped, especially for all of your PERSONALITIES, because let's face it--"hot" chicks are a dime a dozen--but YOU girls are entertaining, fun, and most are even intelligent!! You are a rare, incredible breed that should all be allowed to use my tongue in any fashion that you choose. Really! Okay, maybe not ANY fashion--no stapleguns or railroad tracks or Al Dukes gullets.... Um, hold on a sec while I lick my eyebrows for no apparent reason......



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This message was edited by The Belcher on 11-19-01 @ 1:35 AM

[Se7en]

All the girls want to know, who's the hottest guy on death row?

And I'm totally into joining the RF Girls Stalker Club. First meeting is outside Melissa's bedroom window!

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[RF Godfather]

If the Hot RF Girl Union ever goes on strike does that mean scarred girls will replace them?So are you telling me, we'll get SCABS like in Major League Baseball?!? Perish the thought.

I smell money in the making. Good idea, Belcher.

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark.jpg
<marquee>I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Meow!</marquee>

[Dan]

Here we go again...

I still have all my official R&F Babies Trading Cards and they are all worthless now!

LOL

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/dansig1
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[The Belcher]

Worthless? I'll gladly trade you my 500 Desert Storm Trading Cards for all 4 of your RFBabies cards! But you can't have my autographed Schwarzkopf...

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[Sunrisa]

se7en ..maybe when you get to my bedroom window you can kick the ass of my real stalker...maybe take the phone out if his hands too..
crazy kids

you go squish now.

anyway i love the idea of trading crads but how about ones with stickers...
i love stickers


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[RF Godfather]

anyway i love the idea of trading crads but how about ones with stickers...
i love stickersHey s&m, why should we stop there, how about removable tatoos of the women of RF.Net?

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark.jpg
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[gone]

and gum.... stickers tattoos and gum! its not trading cards with out gum!

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Special thanks to WWFallon for the sig pic

[bubbamac]

You said it ,its great for the spank bubble!

[CrazyClare]

ill be happy to donate my bloddy shirt from friday night, im signing it now, and hey dan im a baby and im still around so that cards not totallly worthless right?

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/cclare

[Sunrisa]

claire is in!!!
rock on!

hot chix continue to unite!!!!



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[TooCute]

Melissa - "Hot chix unite"???
I've NEVER heard you say that
before!!! LOL!




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[RetardlikeNonretard]

SweetMelissa, would you please record the greeting on my voicemail? How about recording your own CD? I also love when Hot Chix Unite, and coalesce, and fuse, and sublimate, and...er...Uniting rocks! You would lead on a kissing contest for boys & girls. That's if Fagulous Al approves, of course. SweetMelissa also give us more sweet nothings!

For further information on promoting tolerance among children and youth, contact NASP at (301)657-0270 or visit NASP's website at
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[RetardlikeNonretard]

Crazy Clare, I'd like to expand your knives collection. how about gem-encrusted daggers? can I a straight guy have a try at cutting your garments? I dig you totally, Clare. ouch!

For further information on promoting tolerance among children and youth, contact NASP at (301)657-0270 or visit NASP's website at
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[INFOSTUD]

I'm already using the Melissa Soundboard for all my computer events.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 11-23-01 @ 6:22 PM

[JerseyRich]

I can get some RNF Hot Chix tradable and stickable cards printed up...all I need are some good pics.
I am photographer guys!!!!
I say we set up a photo shoot for the Hot Chix trading cards and stickers....
All proceeds to benefit charitable causes of course!!!



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#833 seeeeyuh!

[The Belcher]

Beer money?

Don't visit my website at www.mp3.com/TheBelcher AOL IM: Belcherrific

[TooCute]

I will only do this if the
trading cards (and gum)
come in paper packages so
you don't know which cards
you're going to get in a pack
& you can trade them &
save them in a shoebox &
the the Home Shopping
Network guy sells them and
stuff.

Hot chix unite! LOL.


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[opm * chick]

--"hot" chicks are a dime a dozen--but YOU girls are entertaining, fun, and most are even intelligent!! You are a rare, incredible breed


word!

rawk on chickas

m/ :) m/

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[dassal3399]

I agree we should celebrate Sweet Melissa and all the RF girls because they all sound hot. I think all hot women should be celebrated and the Fan Club should be called RF HOT CLUB!

"She got a GRREEAT ASS! and you have your head WAAY UP IT! Ferocious aren't I...when I think of women's asses something comes out of me."--Al Pacino- HEAT

[armymad]

I still have not send a pic of melissa as yet

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[TheJober]

yep

[french bread pizza]

how would one such as myself become classified as a RF girl??????????


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[EffMeBoobs]

Girls so rawk!!

HCU!! HCU!! HCU!!

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[TooCute]

FBP, you're a chick right?
You're an RF girl!!!

HCU!


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[french bread pizza]

i AM...w00t mofo w00t..




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[RF Godfather]

Congrats to the newest RF.Net Diva, FBP!

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark.jpg
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[luvsmelissa]

I would like to chat wt sweet melissa I am luvsmelissa and am brand new to this post /chat so someone help

[RF Godfather]

Wiseman say luvsmelissa needs to uncover the white card for the vital info that thou seek in your eternal quest...

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[impactplayer2k1]

I'll trade my Sosa rookie card for a TooCute.

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[sketchy]

i would trade my collection of original charlies angels cards for a TooCute invisable jet scale model

sketchy

[impactplayer2k1]

I'll also trade my #1 issue of spawn for TooCute.

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[brodieman]

Ron and Fez Babies! Collect them all!

This week Sweet meliassa Battles her arch nemesis captain Revenge in Issue #24 of the M Files.

meanwhile in Dukes land...

Fisheye gets the better of Al by intrapping him in her huge mouth shaped cage in issue #12 of The Fabulous Al Dukes.

And in Issue # 4 of X-Girls, Angel amy and Inkgrrrl fight the evil bugs that just up and bit you in the Opie and Anthony office

Collecet them all...Babies, Angels, Poos, Hangers-On, Super Producers!

gotta catch em all!

(have i gone to far with the joke?)

All hail the mighty K-car!

[RF Johnny]

Will those trading cards be printed on 'stick proof' paper? That's importent!

Remember; Your only as young as the woman you feel!

[ice cream girl]

exactly how cute is too cute hmmmmm... lol

god put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[TooCute]

I'm not sure, ice cream girl,
but I'm a little frightened...


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[TooCute]

I'm not sure, ice cream girl,
but I'm a little frightened...


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[The Belcher]

TooCute is getting so much attention that I fear she'll want to have points on the sale of the cards. You guys should've waited until they came out before you started trading. Now they're going to be expensive right off the bat. (great move TooCute, buy them all up yourself, and make a killing!)



I would love to perform Fumilingus on TooCute. The girl ROCKS!!

[RF Godfather]

Belch, she knows how to play THE GAME!

Is there a s&m limited edition 24k "pot of goldfish" card available to the public or do I have to wait for the Mint to make them?!?

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