Man Sues Company for Giving Him a Hard On

[Bulldogcakes]

Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PJ2RN80&show_article=1)

NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.



OK, I have about 20 responses but I'll just sit back and let everyone else get a crack at it.

[PapaBear]

There is no way his real name is Woods.

[TheMojoPin]

Now that man definitely has a boner of contention.

[Fat_Sunny]

This Merits A Lawsuit??? What A Prick!!

[Midkiff]

That Boost Plus really gave him a hard time.

[STC-Dub]

I hope the judge isn't a dick because Mr. Woods will have a hard time making his case. I think he missed the rest of the title of the drink in question, Boost Plus Cialis; it is his own fault.

[patsopinion]

so im watching a sexual harassment video during orientation the other day
sprung

i felt like the biggest pos ever

[torker]

I should have sued Caballero years ago.

[FUNKMAN]

this guy deserves alot of money, hopefully he dosn't get stiffed...

[BIGASS307Buddays]

That is gonna be a Hard case to Win... That's ballsy of him

[Hottub]

I'm fairly sure the defense attorney will be some stiff competition.

[Bob Impact]

OK, I have about 20 responses but I'll just sit back and let everyone else get a crack at it.

That's what she said.

[Bulldogcakes]

From the Wall Street Journal, in about 4 months from today-

"In what is viewed as one of the greatest marketing hoax of all times, sales of Boost sports drink quadrupled when a man named Mike Woods claimed it gave him a non-stop erection and sued the company over it. The lawsuit was "settled" out of court after widespread media coverage.

And if you're wondering, yes. I did run out and buy a 6 pack of the stuff myself.

[lleeder]

If this guy wins then I should refile my case against the good people at the Pampers company.

[torker]

dougiebrootal should sue Breyer's:
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/breyericecream_usagymnastics_1.jpg

[DonInNC]

Sounds like a long shot.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Looks like He has a Bonerto Pick with Boost Energy Drinks

:king:

[Judge Smails]

Sounds like a cock and bull story to me.

[Turtle]

Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PJ2RN80&show_article=1)





OK, I have about 20 responses but I'll just sit back and let everyone else get a crack at it.

The reason his erection would not go away was he used the energy drink to take his viagra.

[Midkiff]

dougiebrootal should sue Breyer's:
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/breyericecream_usagymnastics_1.jpg

WTF?!? Surely that is not a real ad??? If it is, that's fucked up. If it's fake, absolutely brilliant!

[Marc with a c]

jezo is suing sheepy

[Slumbag]

This is way too easy for me, not even gonna reply.

[Leticia]

Wasn't there something just like this a few years ago?

[Dougie Brootal]

dougiebrootal should sue Breyer's:
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/breyericecream_usagymnastics_1.jpg

HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!

[torker]

HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!
I figured you had some kind of court mandated kiddie porn filter.

[Dougie Brootal]

HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!

I figured you had some kind of court mandated kiddie porn filter.

NO THEY TOOK THAT OFF LAST MONTH, JERKFACE!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/PSPDesktop.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

sweet!