New nickname suggestions for FAKE Rooster.

[Death Metal Moe]

It's already settled in my mind and it seems a lot of posters, especially old skool ones agree that there is room for but ONE Rooster on our beloved radio show.

That being said, the new kid seems OK, but he's fucking with forces he doesn't understand if he thinks he can just waltz on air and take Rooster's name. So I offer this thread. I don't know a lot about this kid since he's new, but he has to get a new name.

What will we re-name the kid?

On top of my personal list:

Stevie Stealer.






FUCKING THIEF!!! GIVE BACK THE NAME!!!

[PapaBear]

We could call him Capon, but I don't know if he'd be too happy with "the procedure".

[Death Metal Moe]

How about Robbie Ripoff Artist.

Fucking FAKE ASS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER! YOU STINK!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

We could call him Capon, but I don't know if he'd be too happy with "the procedure".

Did you mean

http://www.dragons-lair-project.com/dave/images/capcom.jpg?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hippie in a Soccer Shirt

:king:

[FUNKMAN]

today he's rooster

tomorrow he's usedta

as in usedta be rooster

[Death Metal Moe]

today he's rooster

tomorrow he's usedta

as in usedta be rooster

I like where you're going with this Funk.

I'd be more than satisfied if everyone just called him "Phoney Rooster", "Fake Rooster" or even "Faux Rooster" from now on. It shows RESPECT to our beloved Captian Rooster.

[mikeyboy]

How about Pvt Rooster?

[PapaBear]

How about Pvt Rooster?
Shouldn't we be avoiding any name with "Pvt" in it now?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

[Maybe by his First Name, or Ruester, same sound dif spelling[/I]

:king:

[Death Metal Moe]

How about Pvt Rooster?

How about you get more EVIL you fucking mad man!!!

And put your sig pic back ya knucklehead.

[waltermitty]

Henery Hawk?

The Chicken Hawk new intern to Old Rooster's Foghorn Leghorn.......

http://www.petcaretips.net/foghorn_henery.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

How about just plain

FUCKFACE.

[Death Metal Moe]

Henery Hawk?

The Chicken Hawk new intern to Old Rooster's Foghorn Leghorn.......

http://www.petcaretips.net/foghorn_henery.jpg

The worm has turned for you my friend.

[Fallon]

Carter

[Don Stugots]

I may not be an old skool poster but i know a thief when i see one. Whats next an intern named GVAC or Death Metal Moe? Or how about HTG, happy typing Greg.

[Death Metal Moe]

Carter

Handsome chap he is.

[Friday]

I think we should re-name him DEATH METAL MOE.

Only because the original DMM seems to be taking this even harder than the REAL Rooster.
And its phun to phuck with sensitive people.

Wheeee

[Marc with a c]

todd

[Satan]

ah, pride and coveting thy neighbors property. All good traits in My Book.

[Death Metal Moe]

todd

That's a stupid name.

[Death Metal Moe]

ah, pride and coveting thy neighbors property. All good traits in My Book.

Hey, werent you God a few days ago?

[Death Metal Moe]

I think we should re-name him DEATH METAL MOE.

Only because the original DMM seems to be taking this even harder than the REAL Rooster.
And its phun to phuck with sensitive people.

Wheeee

Roll with the joke Friday. Jeeze.

[underdog]

I'd be more than satisfied if everyone just called him "Phoney Rooster", "Fake Rooster" or even "Faux Rooster" from now on. It shows RESPECT to our beloved Captian Rooster.

Fake Rooster is too close to Fake Reilly, and we already have one of those.

How about Radio Rooster or Rooster Shark?

[Friday]

Roll with the joke Friday. Jeeze.

No way!
I have been spending way too much time on the Bizarro Forum on Wackbag to pass up an opportunity to bust on buddays.
Besides... I miss Spoony around this joint.
I feel it's my duty to pick up the slack 'round here.

:wink:

[Don Stugots]

Next time you are over there, tell Turtle, I said hi.

[Crispy123]

Chuck

[moochcassidy]

how about 'we' mind our own business and let ron and fez run the show.

[Fat_Sunny]

how about 'we' mind our own business and let ron and fez run the show.

That Idea Will Be Dead On Arrival!

[Friday]

how about 'we' mind our own business and let ron and fez run the show.

oh .. 'scuse me, love.. but you've gotten a bit of brown there on the tip of your nose!

[Death Metal Moe]

how about 'we' mind our own business and let ron and fez run the show.

That's a pretty long nickname but we'll add it to the list.

[IMSlacker]

Rooster 2.0?

[AKA]

Better Rooster

[Death Metal Moe]

Better Rooster

I won't let you sit here and besmirch the good name of our beloved Captain Rooster.

[underdog]

Mike Binder.

[Death Metal Moe]

How about Jim Shorts?

Or how many "Things" were were up to? Whatever it was, just make him Thing and the next number in line.

[Jimmie the Finger]

lets think this through..... rooster...fake rooster... a rooster is a cock.... fake cock ... a fake cock is a dildo BANG new name Todd the Dildo

[Death Metal Moe]

lets think this through..... rooster...fake rooster... a rooster is a cock.... fake cock ... a fake cock is a dildo BANG new name Todd the Dildo

You sir are on to something there.

Todd the Dildo or just Dildo to his friends.

[K.C.]

Better Rooster

This Rooster has 'Rooster' credibility...farm-bred hayseed from Missouri...stands on a raft in the Mississippi River shouting 'Mark Twain'...as far as I'm concerned he's the only one who can do the Rooster alias justice :happy:

[ToddEVF]

how about T-Bird? as long as The Toddster isn't used, i'm happy

[RocksThePhatAzz]

TaxRooster

[Death Metal Moe]

This Rooster has 'Rooster' credibility...farm-bred hayseed from Missouri...stands on a raft in the Mississippi River shouting 'Mark Twain'...as far as I'm concerned he's the only one who can do the Rooster alias justice :happy:

This kid has exactly DICK as far as I'm concerned. He's the new kid who came in and shook things up.

He's got a lot more to show us to even earn another nickname, let alone stealing an extablished poster's name.

Being a backwoods country bumpkin doesn't earn you anything.

[furie]

How about Pvt Rooster?


fuck, that's what i was going to say. and here i thought i was going to be original.

[AKA]

After almost 2 years of being ridiculed, the Hayseeds have finally done the unthinkable and sent one of their own - Better Rooster - to be raised by Ron Bennington.

[Death Metal Moe]

After almost 2 years of being ridiculed, the Hayseeds have finally done the unthinkable and sent one of their own - Better Rooster - to be raised by Ron Bennington.

We can't and won't let this happen.

Be dialing people! Warn Ronnie!

[Turtle]

Next time you are over there, tell Turtle, I said hi.

Hi ya buuuday

[AKA]

We can't and won't let this happen.

Be dialing people! Warn Ronnie!

It's the Bennington Challenge - after 2 years, they've accepted it.

He is going to prove to them he can do a better job with Better Rooser in the next few months than they ever could the last 18 years.

[Midkiff]

Perhaps we should call him:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/11725964632.jpg

[spadanko]

lets think this through..... rooster...fake rooster... a rooster is a cock.... fake cock ... a fake cock is a dildo BANG new name Todd the Dildo

winner winner chicken dinner

[DarkHippie]

how about The Todd?

[Death Metal Moe]

We should refer to him a Todd 2.

[Don Stugots]

Todd Squared?

[Fat_Sunny]

How About...WEDGE...It's One Of The Six Simple Tools!

[buggie79]

http://pics.dsm.org/albums/album10/rod_farva_copy.jpg

[lleeder]

fezhaspeaked

[LiddyRules]

Earl Jim.

[K.C.]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...New Rooster's come to snuff the Rooster...Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[Recyclerz]

We could call him Capon, but I don't know if he'd be too happy with "the procedure".

I don't think anybody's gonna top PapaBear on this one.

[FezPaul]

pissy.net

[lleeder]

Rooster of postwhores

[Gvac]

Pha-pha-phooey.

[Don Stugots]

FezPaulnomore.

[FezPaul]

Rooster of postwhores

Loan him one of the many aliases you now have to use to get past the screener.

[notfezpaul]

FezPaulnomore.

That's just silly.

[Marc with a c]

We should refer to him a Todd 2.

i like Re Todd more.

[celery]

Sweet Melissa.

I'd just like to hear her theme song again.

Or Mark Twain?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Missouri

[Don Stugots]

Ass Juice.

[docloren]

How about Hippie in a Rooster Shirt?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Turd Ferguson or Otm Shank

:king:

[lleeder]

Cassius Clay

[Wallower]

rooster (aka

[Don Stugots]

Carbon copy?

XEROGRAPH?

[Death Metal Moe]

Let's call him Low Rent Rooster.

[Wallower]

Wooster (pronounced Vooster)

[Don Stugots]

tarter sauce.

[prothunderball]

How about Booster.


get it, he boosted the name ha ha ha

[docloren]

Roostz

[docloren]

Si Ti Retsoor

[Don Stugots]

George Mcfly.

[Midkiff]

How about "cunt?"

[reillyluck]

a boy named sue.

[Don Stugots]

"No Name"

[Dash77]

How bout Red Rooster

[docloren]

roosterluck or roosterboy, can't decide.

[docloren]

OOh, Death Metal Roo

[Marc with a c]

roosterpants

[reillyluck]

Jimmi.

[Don Stugots]

House Boy.

[Gvac]

How about Hippie in a Rooster Shirt?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

What a callback, and the post of the month as far as I'm concerned!

[BIGASS307Buddays]

how bout something totally original like Horde King

[Don Stugots]

Randy.

[Death Metal Moe]

Chairman Rooster.

[Don Stugots]

Goon.

[Death Metal Moe]

Senor Saucy Pants

[TheMojoPin]

Roooster.

[Death Metal Moe]

Kangarooster.

[Friday]

How bout Red Rooster

Red Rooster Red Rooster send REILLY right over!!!

[Don Stugots]

Humpty Hump.

[Death Metal Moe]

Rooster Seat.

[Death Metal Moe]

Humpty Hump.

Then we can call Bronx Johnny "Shock G" and we can call Pitsy "Money B."

I like the new Digital Underground on 202.

[Don Stugots]

Then we can call Bronx Johnny "Shock G" and we can call Pitsy "Money B."

I like the new Digital Underground on 202.

i think you should win a prize for that one.


name for phakie: the midnight rooster.

[Death Metal Moe]

Let's just call the kid Ethel, and he can stop by and let us know what's going on with the XM station of the same name.

[Death Metal Moe]

i think you should win a prize for that one.


name for phakie: the midnight rooster.

You're right Stugots. I should win a prize. Somebody call Shabootie and get me a fucking DVD I'll never watch.

[midwestjeff]

You're right Stugots. I should win a prize. Somebody call Shabootie and get me a fucking DVD I'll never watch.

Maybe you could get a squeeze ball or a mousepad. Or one of Casey's nintendoDS games.


Rooster Roostererson

[Don Stugots]

i love my sinatra DVD. :flush:


terry taylor.

[docloren]

Effmerooster or Roostertoot

[Death Metal Moe]

How about Rooster Moran?

[docloren]

I'll see your Rooster Moran and raise you one Alice Fuzzyrooster.

[fohat]

Simon and Schrooster

[FUNKMAN]

Shmedrick

[Don Stugots]

Slapnutz!

[Reynolds]

Man in the Box? How about "Dirt"?

[AKA]

Rory

[EffMeBoobs]

I miss old skool Rooster.

[joethebartender]

faux foghorn

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:XZduLoE9r60eKM:http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Foghorn.gif

[docloren]

How about new new Rory

[Dash77]

Then we can call Bronx Johnny "Shock G" and we can call Pitsy "Money B."

I like the new Digital Underground on 202.

Do what cha Like was a great song...

[lleeder]

Rugots

[Death Metal Moe]

Do what cha Like was a great song...

It's all about "Sex Packets" bro.

Freaks of the Industry 4 life.

[AKA]

Joe Poo