The Late Night Thread

[ahhdurr]

You pointing out the obvious or trolling?

ohhhh.... california ppl in here a lot - now that makes sense.

(time zone reference - not preference reference - though.. hmmm)
speaking of which - I stopped at a NJ rest stop today to throw out garbage and check on something in my trunk - holy shit! It was the most despondent and quiet collection of married men I've ever seen - one per car... one alone hangin out on the edge. What the heck were they doing? I wondered.
tee hee hee.

(idk if they were married - I'm sure some were though)

[PapaBear]

ohhhh.... california ppl in here a lot - now that makes sense.

(time zone reference - not preference reference - though.. hmmm)
speaking of which - I stopped at a NJ rest stop today to throw out garbage and check on something in my trunk - holy shit! It was the most despondent and quiet collection of married men I've ever seen - one per car... one alone hangin out on the edge. What the heck were they doing? I wondered.
tee hee hee.

(idk if they were married - I'm sure some were though)
You have married men in your trunk?

[ahhdurr]

it's shrinkage! i swear! it's cold out tonight!!!

dude - look where you live. c'mon

Some ppl don't even say "cold" they just say:

"it's buffalo out"

[ahhdurr]

You have married men in your trunk?

I DO NOW!!! WHEEEEEE!:bye:

[ahhdurr]

my chick's up coughing again - maybe I should check on that

gnight all.

[PapaBear]

Come on, Jennysmurf. You're the only Cali person on tonight. Answer my "Random Question" (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1953137#post1953137)!!!!

[drusilla]

you should watch clue if you're bored

[PapaBear]

you should watch clue if you're bored
I'm not bored. I just want my random question (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1953137#post1953137) answered. Ugh!

[drusilla]

i can't help you with that

[jennysmurf]

Come on, Jennysmurf. You're the only Cali person on tonight. Answer my "Random Question" (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1953137#post1953137)!!!!

I tried!!!! I've only been in Cali since June. The websites I checked only had the names of the resorts, not the town they were in. Don't I get a few points for effort?

[PapaBear]

Stupid hiccups.:wallbash:

[Slumbag]

I have a friend, and whenever we drink, he get's the hiccups.
He literally has to leave the room because it makes him so mad, he starts getting pissed off.
It's fucking hilarious.

[PerryWinkle]

I have a friend, and whenever we drink, he get's the hiccups.
He literally has to leave the room because it makes him so mad, he starts getting pissed off.
It's fucking hilarious.

my friend has a similar problem. whenever he drinks, he tries to fuck a fat chick. It's fucking hilarious too.

[jennysmurf]

my friend has a similar problem. whenever he drinks, he tries to fuck a fat chick. It's fucking hilarious too.

It's you isn't it? There is no "friend." C'mon, you're the one who turns into a drunk chubby-chaser, aren't you?

[RoseBlood]

Stupid hiccups.:wallbash:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie035.jpg


You can thank me later :wink:

[PapaBear]

You can thank me later :wink:
I want my hiccups back!

[Slumbag]

You can thank me later :wink:

I thought I was done with that thread. I had almost completely forgotten about that girl.

Thanks.

[PapaBear]

So.... In the past 24 hours, I got this surge of 6 old school friends who "friended" me on Facebook. One of them sent me the following message: "He man, I'm still pissed off about that punch in the eye you gave me, and I have been studying martial arts for the past 15 years in hopes of this day."

I had completely forgotten about doing this, but now I have a vague memory of it. I have no idea why I did it. I've hit a total of 3 people since the 8th grade. The first one was a fight I couldn't avoid. The second had pulled a gun on me. They both deserved it, obviously. I sent him a message saying I had forgotten about it, and could he remind me why I did it. I'm pretty sure we were still friends after the punch. He has a twisted sense of humor, like myself, so I'm pretty sure he's joking. But he hasn't answered me back.

Should I be worried?

[RoseBlood]

I want my hiccups back!

And Danny Devito wants his face back.. ain't gonna happen :tongue:

http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/062606penguin.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie042.jpg

I thought I was done with that thread. I had almost completely forgotten about that girl.

Thanks.

I do what I can :happy:

[Slumbag]

So.... In the past 24 hours, I got this surge of 6 old school friends who "friended" me on Facebook. One of them sent me the following message: "He man, I'm still pissed off about that punch in the eye you gave me, and I have been studying martial arts for the past 15 years in hopes of this day."

I had completely forgotten about doing this, but now I have a vague memory of it. I have no idea why I did it. I've hit a total of 3 people since the 8th grade. The first one was a fight I couldn't avoid. The second had pulled a gun on me. They both deserved it, obviously. I sent him a message saying I had forgotten about it, and could he remind me why I did it. I'm pretty sure we were still friends after the punch. He has a twisted sense of humor, like myself, so I'm pretty sure he's joking. But he hasn't answered me back.

Should I be worried?


If you have a pistol, no.

If you don't................no.

[RoseBlood]

He has a twisted sense of humor, like myself, so I'm pretty sure he's joking. But he hasn't answered me back.

Should I be worried?

Absolutely NOT!

[PapaBear]

Absolutely NOT!
On the bright side, the last time I saw anything about him was when I was Google searching old friends. He showed up on a site dedicated to a comedy improv troupe.

[RoseBlood]

Hey, I just noticed the tag! :thumbup:

[PapaBear]

Hey, I just noticed the tag! :thumbup:
Thanks, JZ! You're not so bad yourself.:drunk:

[topless_mike]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[PapaBear]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No sleeping allowed in the late night thread.

[topless_mike]

nothing?

[topless_mike]

only 9 to go.
might as well finish it off.

[topless_mike]

booyakasha

[jennysmurf]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sssshhhhhhh! Everybody shut up--shut up! Mike's sleeping! Let's draw on him!

[jennysmurf]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:M4itwRSZqv0hLM:http://www.free-revenge-ideas.com/images/ex_guy_girl_drawing.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

Sssshhhhhhh! Everybody shut up--shut up! Mike's sleeping! Let's draw on him!

Ill get a bowl of water for his hand so he pisses himself

[jennysmurf]

Ill get a bowl of water for his hand so he pisses himself

He's gonna be so mad when he wakes up! Get the camera!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KtzqoFmFelPiqM:http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc37/andrewg721/pix/Pic1357.jpg

[PapaBear]

I'll put some shaving cream in his palm. Jenny.... Tickle his nose with a feather.

[jennysmurf]

I'll put some shaving cream in his palm. Jenny.... Tickle his nose with a feather.

hee hee heee!!!!:clap:

[topless_mike]

#1000 bitches.

[jennysmurf]

#1000 bitches.

How about a little love for those of us who helped you get there?:annoyed:

[topless_mike]

How about a little love for those of us who helped you get there?:annoyed:

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0027.gif

[PapaBear]

Wow. An competent spammer! You're supposed to spam in multiple threads, you idiot. (scales thread)

[jennysmurf]

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0027.gif

animal.:happy:

[jennysmurf]

Wow. An competent spammer! You're supposed to spam in multiple threads, you idiot. (scales thread)

Did you order anything?

[PapaBear]

Did you order anything?
The penis tie dye kit, in honor of the Grateful Dead channel on XM/Sirius.

[weekapaugjz]

Woohoo! A thread of mine with 1000 posts. I would like to thank papabear and any other insomniacs that helped get us to this point. And as a rememberance of past late night greats such as poochie.

[jennysmurf]

The penis tie dye kit, in honor of the Grateful Dead channel on XM/Sirius.

Great! Now I have to return your gift. Good thing I kept the receipt.

[weekapaugjz]

The penis tie dye kit, in honor of the Grateful Dead channel on XM/Sirius.

Hot.

[PapaBear]

Great! Now I have to return your gift. Good thing I kept the receipt.
I've had my eye on the jingle balls. Hint... hint...

[jennysmurf]

I've had my eye on the jingle balls. Hint... hint...

Yeah, but now I've lost the element of surprise.:down:

[PapaBear]

Yeah, but now I've lost the element of surprise.:down:
Throw them at me from a speeding car.

[jennysmurf]

Throw them at me from a speeding car.

Alright! But I don't know when I'll be in Vagina again.

[PapaBear]

Alright! But I don't know when I'll be in Vagina again.
I know the feeling.

[jennysmurf]

I know the feeling.

I laughed at your pain. Feeling okay about it, though.:thumbup:

[RoseBlood]

*bumpski* because PapaBear and JZ are both signed on and I have no work tomorrow.

:bye:

[weekapaugjz]

*bumpski* because PapaBear and JZ are both signed on and I have no work tomorrow.

:bye:

You're killing me. I was about to hit the hay. I'm drunk and exhausted from my hockey game.

[RoseBlood]

Aww, I guess I'll be nice and let you go to bed. I really shouldn't be posting either.

[PapaBear]

Aww, I guess I'll be nice and let you go to bed. I really shouldn't be posting either.
It's only fun if you do things you're not supposed to do.

[ahhdurr]

You're killing me. I was about to hit the hay. I'm drunk and exhausted from masturbation.

:blink:

Wow - i'm pretty tired. I need some sleep as I have a math class tomorrow.

[RoseBlood]

It's only fun if you do things you're not supposed to do.

Thanks, I must've missed the memo. I'm trying to be all responsible and shit.
Have you managed to stay employed PB?

[RoseBlood]

:blink:

Wow - i'm pretty tired. I need some sleep as I have a math class tomorrow.

If the class is anytime after 8:00am then you have no excuse to be in bed yet!

[PapaBear]

Thank God, yes. And business is picking up, too. The owner isn't out of the woods completely, but there's a light at the end of the tunnel. I'm glad, too. They just started selling funnel cake sticks. YUM!

[RoseBlood]

Thank God, yes. And business is picking up, too. The owner isn't out of the woods completely, but there's a light at the end of the tunnel. I'm glad, too. They just started selling funnel cake sticks. YUM!

Excellente!!!!! I'm so glad to hear, I really don't see you as a Wal-Mart greeter yanno..

[PapaBear]

BTW, Roseblood. My son told me tonight that his ex girlfriend/still friend (it's complicated) just got a pet pig!

[RoseBlood]

BTW, Roseblood. My son told me tonight that his ex girlfriend/still friend (it's complicated) just got a pet pig!

Whoohoo!!! A pot-belly I assume? Let me know if you need anything.

[PapaBear]

Whoohoo!!! A pot-belly I assume? Let me know if you need anything.
He thinks so. Believe it or not, she still lives at home, and the pig was her dad's idea!

[Philly Franko]

anyone home with the lights out?:smoke:

[boosterp]

anyone home with the lights out?:smoke:

You know it. :drunk:

[ahhdurr]

If the class is anytime after 8:00am then you have no excuse to be in bed yet!

Au contrair... it is math. And i therefore need my logical faculties.

[PapaBear]

I hope the reason Jennysmurf hasn't signed in in so long is because she's been out of town for the holidays or something.:glurps:

[RoseBlood]

I hope the reason Jennysmurf hasn't signed in in so long is because she's been out of town for the holidays or something.:glurps:
maybe she ran off with that giant big boy statue? :unsure:

[weekapaugjz]

this sucks. ive been up since 7 this morning and im stuck at work for another six and a half hours.

im exhausted. :flush:

[Slumbag]

this sucks. ive been up since 7 this morning and im stuck at work for another six and a half hours.

im exhausted. :flush:

I'm with you man. Here til seven, up all day doing Christmas nonsense.

[PapaBear]

maybe she ran off with that giant big boy statue? :unsure:
Late nighters aren't supposed to leave!

[RoseBlood]

this sucks. ive been up since 7 this morning and im stuck at work for another six and a half hours.

im exhausted. :flush:

if you get bored, you can always make me new sigs :wink:

[weekapaugjz]

Late nighters aren't supposed to leave!

i miss poochie...

[weekapaugjz]

if you get bored, you can always make me new sigs :wink:

any ideas?

[RoseBlood]

Late nighters aren't supposed to leave!
is she really late night if she's posting from Cali? :unsure:

i miss poochie...
oh wow.. where's she been?

any ideas?
hmm.. i'll think of something

[PapaBear]

oh wow.. where's she been?

Poochie hasn't been around in over a year. She still signs into Myspace from time to time.

[epo]

i miss poochie...

I haven't seen her in awhile. We did have a couple of beers once...... :sad:

[weekapaugjz]

I haven't seen her in awhile. We did have a couple of beers once...... :sad:

lucky!

[epo]

lucky!

Damned straight. She's a fetching chick with a taste for good beer.

But between school & work she was insanely busy...I'm amazed she has spent the time here that she has.

[PapaBear]

She told me a story a few months ago that would break your heart. I'm not going to post it, though. Sorry to be a tease.

[Slumbag]

12 oz Red Bull, 16oz coffee, and I can't stay awake for shit. I gotta run laps or something. If anyone has a trick that would keep me awake, that would be much obliged.

[weekapaugjz]

12 oz Red Bull, 16oz coffee, and I can't stay awake for shit. I gotta run laps or something. If anyone has a trick that would keep me awake, that would be much obliged.

i wished i had one. i just cracked an amp.

[mendyweiss]

Mendy making a rare appearance here at 12:45 am
Where the hell is Judge Smails ??/
WAKE THE HELL UP !!!!!!

[RoseBlood]

Mendy making a rare appearance here at 12:45 am
Where the hell is Judge Smails ??/
WAKE THE HELL UP !!!!!!

He's too busy exposing himself to his neighbors 13 yr. old daughter.

[west milly Tom]

12 oz Red Bull, 16oz coffee, and I can't stay awake for shit. I gotta run laps or something. If anyone has a trick that would keep me awake, that would be much obliged.



Try some blow, just sayin.

[west milly Tom]

This is a great thread. I love yous guys. :drunk:

[Slumbag]

Try some blow, just sayin.
I was thinking more like, situps, or some more coffee or something.

But who am I to shit on someone else's idea?
Thanks.

[west milly Tom]

I was thinking more like, situps, or some more coffee or something.

But who am I to shit on someone else's idea?
Thanks.



Why are you staying up anyway? Got a plane to catch?

[Slumbag]

Why are you staying up anyway? Got a plane to catch?

Working.:wallbash:

[west milly Tom]

Working.:wallbash:

No blow then. :)

[PapaBear]

I hope the reason Jennysmurf hasn't signed in in so long is because she's been out of town for the holidays or something.:glurps:
YAYYYY! She's back!:clap:

[jennysmurf]

[QUOTE=PapaBear;2040450]YAYYYY! She's back!:clap:[/QUOTE

You noticed!!!!! :wub: Actually, I was in Kentucky for 10 whole days over the holidays. Mom has dial-up which just couldn't handle all the ronfez.net hijinks.

[RoseBlood]

wb jenny :smile:
and pb, why did you open the late night thread before midnight?
you're getting old..
i need to stop these old age jokes, i'm sounding like a one trick pony :sad:

[BlackSpider]

Hi... http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/mixed-smiley-003.gif

[PapaBear]

wb jenny :smile:
and pb, why did you open the late night thread before midnight?
you're getting old..
i need to stop these old age jokes, i'm sounding like a one trick pony :sad:
It was worth it welcome back Jenny.

[RoseBlood]

hey spider,
we posted in this thread at the same time..
must be kismet or something :laugh:

[BlackSpider]

hey spider,
we posted in this thread at the same time..
must be kismet or something :laugh:

Or something... http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/love-smiley-063.gif

[jennysmurf]

It was worth it welcome back Jenny.

Thank you. It's good to be here.

[jennysmurf]

maybe she ran off with that giant big boy statue? :unsure:

That was not Big Boy, I'll have you know. It was Big John. He knows how to treat a woman.

[RoseBlood]

That was not Big Boy, I'll have you know. It was Big John. He knows how to treat a woman.

:down: my bad

[jennysmurf]

:down: my bad

That's okay. How were you to know, unless you had been in his presence? If you have, I will have to cut you. He's all mine.

[RoseBlood]

That's okay. How were you to know, unless you had been in his presence? If you have, I will have to cut you. He's all mine.

Make it hurt.

[PapaBear]

DAMMIT! I just got all psyched for hot cocoa. NO MILK!!!:wallbash:

[RoseBlood]

Don't you have any lactating animals around?

[PapaBear]

Don't you have any lactating animals around?
Dad, son, dog, me... All boys.

[jennysmurf]

Dad, son, dog, me... All boys.

HOT!

[PapaBear]

HOT!
Keep your dirty hands of my dog!

[jennysmurf]

Keep your dirty hands of my dog!

How did you know my hands are dirty?

[west milly Tom]

Anybody else watching ATHF?

[PapaBear]

Anybody else watching ATHF?
If you just spelled MONK wrong, then yes.

[jennysmurf]

Anybody else watching ATHF?

It's not on here yet. But if I'm still awake, I will watch it later.

[west milly Tom]

It's not on here yet. But if I'm still awake, I will watch it later.



Its the moon bong episode. Great one.

[BlackSpider]

If you just spelled MONK wrong, then yes.

<------ watching Monk...

[west milly Tom]

Tony Schloube is great. I liked him better in, "Wings".

[Slumbag]

Tony Shalub would play a great rapist on like, CSI or something.

[west milly Tom]

Tony Shalub would play a great rapist on like, CSI or something.

Agreed.

[PapaBear]

Stottlemyer would play a great serial killer who makes suits out of women.

[BlackSpider]

Stottlemyer would play a great serial killer who makes suits out of women.

Wouldja...?

[west milly Tom]

Squidbillies on now. Also great one. Night people.

[jennysmurf]

Squidbillies on now. Also great one. Night people.

Ick. Can't like the Squidbillies. I've given it several chances, but just can't like it.

[BlackSpider]

Ick. Can't like the Squidbillies. I've given it several chances, but just can't like it.

Really...? http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/3D20Smiles205.gif

[Slumbag]

Squidbillies on now. Also great one. Night people.

Ick. Can't like the Squidbillies. I've given it several chances, but just can't like it.

Really...? http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/3D20Smiles205.gif

Same here. I've gotten a laugh or two out of it, but I can't follow it.

You ever see SuperJail? I feel like I'm on acid when that show is on.

[jennysmurf]

Really...? http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/3D20Smiles205.gif

I'm sorry. Have I fallen from the pedestal? I tried, honest I did.

[jennysmurf]

Same here. I've gotten a laugh or two out of it, but I can't follow it.

You ever see SuperJail? I feel like I'm on acid when that show is on.

Oh yeah, Superjail gives me seizures.

[BlackSpider]

I'm sorry. Have I fallen from the pedestal? I tried, honest I did.

No, I don't watch anything on a regular basis.
But I watched squdbillies when it first came out, and had many a laugh...

[Slumbag]

No, I don't watch anything on a regular basis.
But I watched squdbillies when it first came out, and had many a laugh...

You gotta check out Metalocalypse on Adult Swim.
It's hands down the best show on the network.

[west milly Tom]

You gotta check out Metalocalypse on Adult Swim.
It's hands down the best show on the network.

Metalocalypse sucks. Home Movies FTW!
I tried to get into Metalocalypse just can't.

[jennysmurf]

You gotta check out Metalocalypse on Adult Swim.
It's hands down the best show on the network.

I love Adult Swim and I always give those shows several more chances to entertain me than I give a "regular" show on another network. It's cause I'm a good person.

[west milly Tom]

I love Adult Swim and I always give those shows several more chances to entertain me than I give a "regular" show on another network. It's cause I'm a good person.



I know, there's not another network where ill watch a show I don't like a few more times just to make sure im not into it.

[PapaBear]

I can't believe they're wasting perfectly good air time on King of the Hill now.

[weekapaugjz]

Metalocalypse sucks. Home Movies FTW!
I tried to get into Metalocalypse just can't.

i used to hate home movies, but one night it was on and i couldn't stop laughing. i watch it when i get a chance now.

and like you said, i can't get into metalocalypse.

[Slumbag]

I love Adult Swim and I always give those shows several more chances to entertain me than I give a "regular" show on another network. It's cause I'm a good person.

Adult Swim is honestly the last network that lets creative people be creative. That's what I love about it. They'll take a show that may not even be good, and throw it on the air regardless, just to try it out.

[weekapaugjz]

I can't believe they're wasting perfectly good air time on King of the Hill now.

that show gets my vote for worst show in the history of television. id rather watch the catholic channel with the old nuns.

[jennysmurf]

I can't believe they're wasting perfectly good air time on King of the Hill now.

Yeah, I hope this isn't a new trend.

[Slumbag]

Metalocalypse sucks. Home Movies FTW!
I tried to get into Metalocalypse just can't.


and like you said, i can't get into metalocalypse.
The whole first season had aired before I ever enjoyed it. I couldn't get into it either. Then one night it just hit me, and I fell in love. I even listen to the Dethklok CD now.

That may be the best part of the show. It has legitimately impressive music.

[west milly Tom]

i used to hate home movies, but one night it was on and i couldn't stop laughing. i watch it when i get a chance now.

and like you said, i can't get into metalocalypse.



So many great comics on Home Movies, that obf is my favorite for sure. Now time for, "Tom Goes To The Mayor". Bed for real now. Night..

[jennysmurf]

that show gets my vote for worst show in the history of television. id rather watch the catholic channel with the old nuns.

Now THAT'S entertainment!

[RoseBlood]

anyone else sleep too much today and can't sleep now?

[PapaBear]

anyone else sleep too much today and can't sleep now?
I hardly got any sleep at all. But completely incapable of sleeping during the time the rest of you refer to as "late".

[RoseBlood]

I hardly got any sleep at all. But completely incapable of sleeping during the time the rest of you refer to as "late".
Aww.. I'm sorry PB, why's that? Don't you usually work odd hours? Is that why you can't sleep?
I didn't get to bed till 5am new years eve and then slept most of the day.
My dad had a crazy schedule, anytime he has a shift change he becomes crabby mccrabbyton and doesn't sleep much. So I know it sucks.
Stupid me volunteered to pick up bagels and rolls tomorrow for work, so I have to leave extra early. I can't seem to execute a plan too well.

[weekapaugjz]

anyone else sleep too much today and can't sleep now?

you want to come take my work shift so i can go home and sleep?

[RoseBlood]

you want to come take my work shift so i can go home and sleep?
I'm suddenly feeling sleepy.. you're plumb outta luck my friend. :tongue:

[PapaBear]

Aww.. I'm sorry PB, why's that? Don't you usually work odd hours? Is that why you can't sleep?
I didn't get to bed till 5am new years eve and then slept most of the day.
My dad had a crazy schedule, anytime he has a shift change he becomes crabby mccrabbyton and doesn't sleep much. So I know it sucks.
Stupid me volunteered to pick up bagels and rolls tomorrow for work, so I have to leave extra early. I can't seem to execute a plan too well.
I don't really work odd hours at all. It's what could be considered "2nd shift". I've always been this way. There have been brief periods in my life when I've been able to have a somewhat "normal" sleep time (like people who know what the sun looks like in the Winter), but it doesn't last for long. I don't believe in vampires, but I'd make a good one!

[RoseBlood]

I don't believe in vampires, but I'd make a good one!
Nice! :wub:

[hedges]

I just ate a big plate of nachos, lots of jalapenos and hot sauce. Not that tired.

[Reynolds]

I don't really work odd hours at all. It's what could be considered "2nd shift". I've always been this way. There have been brief periods in my life when I've been able to have a somewhat "normal" sleep time (like people who know what the sun looks like in the Winter), but it doesn't last for long. I don't believe in vampires, but I'd make a good one!

I always worked nights. When I was 18 I lived with my grandparents for a couple months. They were completely shocked that I would come home at 7am and eat a steak. "FOR BREAKFAST"? Ummmm... yeah.

People would call the house for me at noon, and they would have no problem waking me up. I told them every time they did that, I was going to call them that night at 2am

[cougarjake13]

I always worked nights. When I was 18 I lived with my grandparents for a couple months. They were completely shocked that I would come home at 7am and eat a steak. "FOR BREAKFAST"? Ummmm... yeah.

People would call the house for me at noon, and they would have no problem waking me up. I told them every time they did that, I was going to call them that night at 2am

ive worked the night shift a few times but i could never adjust to it

[PapaBear]

Fucking internet addiction! My connection is down at least until Monday or Tuesday, and I'm going out of my mind. I think the modem is shot. It was slow most of the day. When I got home, I was barely able to get through checking my mail, then it totally crapped out. After talking to comcast and checking everything out, it seams the only thing can be the modem. The only thing I can do is wait till Monday to swap it out at comcast. If that doesn't do the trick, the next available technician can't come until Tuesday evening. AAAGGGHHH!!!

[west milly Tom]

Fucking internet addiction! My connection is down at least until Monday or Tuesday, and I'm going out of my mind. I think the modem is shot. It was slow most of the day. When I got home, I was barely able to get through checking my mail, then it totally crapped out. After talking to comcast and checking everything out, it seams the only thing can be the modem. The only thing I can do is wait till Monday to swap it out at comcast. If that doesn't do the trick, the next available technician can't come until Tuesday evening. AAAGGGHHH!!!

Time for .net DT's

[PapaBear]

Posting from a blackberry sucks!

[jennysmurf]

Posting from a blackberry sucks!

Ah. You just answered my question...

[PapaBear]

Ah. You just answered my question...
I want my Internet back!!!

I now know weekapaugjz's pain.

[jennysmurf]

I want my Internet back!!!

I now know weekapaugjz's pain.

I wondered where he was.....are you sure he's not to blame for your internet problems?

[MacVittie]

At this point its probably early morning.

I need to get a life.

[RoseBlood]

Your computers working again PapaBear?

[weekapaugjz]

Posting from a blackberry sucks!

yes, it gets very annoying at times. im just glad i have my computer back. it was in the shop for like three weeks.

[boosterp]

:bye:

[Sue_Bender]

Boy howdy, Fucktards!!

[PapaBear]

Your computers working again PapaBear?
Yeah. I exchanged the modem for a new one.

[weekapaugjz]

Boy howdy, Fucktards!!

hi cutie!

[Sue_Bender]

hi cutie!

A man after my own farts! :wub:

[weekapaugjz]

A man after my own farts! :wub:

ive been brewing up a storm all night over here.

[Slumbag]

I just had my first cig in two and a half months.

It ranks up there with getting laid for the first time, a Tool concert, and my first time on acid.
Sooooo fucking good.

[boosterp]

I just had my first cig in two and a half months.

It ranks up there with getting laid for the first time, a Tool concert, and my first time on acid.
Sooooo fucking good.

I hear you about the cig. Man, it is so great after a cig vacation.

[weekapaugjz]

I just had my first cig in two and a half months.

It ranks up there with getting laid for the first time, a Tool concert, and my first time on acid.
Sooooo fucking good.

im going to step out into the cold, blowing snow to enjoy a cig in honor of this post.

[jennysmurf]

im going to step out into the cold, blowing snow to enjoy a cig in honor of this post.

Don't go out there!!!! It's a trap!!!!

[weekapaugjz]

Don't go out there!!!! It's a trap!!!!

it was nothing, i saw you in the bushes though...

[Slumbag]

im going to step out into the cold, blowing snow to enjoy a cig in honor of this post.

Lucky motherfucker.
I don't even know why I quit. I still feel like shit, and it just caused me to gain ten fucking pounds.

[jennysmurf]

it was nothing, i saw you in the bushes though...

Shoot! I forgot to cover the little red light on the camcorder! I really need to upgrade.

[PapaBear]

im going to step out into the cold, blowing snow to enjoy a cig in honor of this post.
A blow and a smoke. Nice.

[weekapaugjz]

I hate all you motherfuckers.

Especially YOU!!!

[PapaBear]

I hate all you motherfuckers.

Especially YOU!!!
No you don't.

[bleury]

gayCHUBBYdating.com

REALLY?

I guess weeka is happy about that ad link on this site.

[weekapaugjz]

No you don't.

Only you though.

[weekapaugjz]

gayCHUBBYdating.com

REALLY?

I guess weeka is happy about that ad link on this site.

Mmmmm...I love fat hog.

[bleury]

Well you were in here alone with a bear weren't you?

[weekapaugjz]

I'm drunk. Nothing like Canadian club and cigarettes.

[weekapaugjz]

Well you were in here alone with a bear weren't you?

Steve the bear? Rrrrrrrrrr.

[tele7]

Salma Hayek on Letterman tonight

[boosterp]

:bye:

[PapaBear]

:bye:
:bye:

[jennysmurf]

:bye:

Go start a mime thread, you two.

[PapaBear]

If you're a heterosexual male, don't google image search "a mime is a wonderful thing to waste".:blink:

[jennysmurf]

If you're a heterosexual male, don't google image search "a mime is a wonderful thing to waste".:blink:

Naturally, I had to do it. Did you see the one for mime ministries? What better way to make people hate Jesus! I didn't see anything too scary though. What did you see, or does it hurt to talk about it?

[PapaBear]

Naturally, I had to do it. Did you see the one for mime ministries? What better way to make people hate Jesus! I didn't see anything too scary though. What did you see, or does it hurt to talk about it?
Weird. The first time I did it, it had several pics of naked dudes. Now it has the same dudes, but fewer of them... on on the second page.

[hedges]

That does sound disturbing, naked mimes, what the hell?

[boosterp]

Mimes piss me off more than clowns. I just want to punch them in the nose, and I am not a violent person.

[PapaBear]

Have you ever mimerbated? Not very satisfying.

[jennysmurf]

Weird. The first time I did it, it had several pics of naked dudes. Now it has the same dudes, but fewer of them... on on the second page.

Okay, I didn't go past the first page last time. Yes, I said last time. You know I went back and looked again.

[PapaBear]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/355953792_290fc6c67d.jpg?v=0

[boosterp]

Ug! :unsure:

[Slumbag]

Ug! :unsure:

Tell me about it.



















I can't believe PB thinks hetro's wouldn't dig that.

[PapaBear]

I can't believe PB thinks hetro's wouldn't dig that.
Not the one of the ones I was talking about. Now, if you don't mime... ZOMBIE MIMES!:ohmy:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_LztDT7hmp5A/RyUnaRkyHpI/AAAAAAAAAEA/ojM-CQCIsz8/2006_0722Halloween070006.JPG

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Zombie_love.jpg

[hedges]

That's not what he was talking about earlier...Thank God. :unsure: (referring to earlier picture)
Now those aren't mimes, are they? Maybe drama students, hell I don't know. If they're mimes they are very untraditional mimes.

[west milly Tom]

I don't dig that. That's a dude miming female.

[PapaBear]

This place is boring when there's a board party.

[led37zep]

bring in the funk papabear.

[ToiletCrusher]

no one? really? I'm never up this late and when I am no one is here! Fuck it, I'm going bowling.

[Slumbag]

no one? really? I'm never up this late and when I am no one is here! Fuck it, I'm going bowling.

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/I/invadertak/1035076776_wskiWalter.jpg

[PapaBear]

Where the fuck is everyone tonight?

[ChrisTheCop]

Where the fuck is everyone tonight?

We're all right here. It's gonna be alright.

[PapaBear]

We're all right here. It's gonna be alright.
I don't believe you. I'm sending out a search party.

[ChrisTheCop]

Wudja believe.... 1 dozen of us are here? And it's gonna be so-so?

http://www.nndb.com/people/171/000023102/don-adams-3-sized.jpg

[PapaBear]

Wudja believe.... 1 dozen of us are here? And it's gonna be so-so?

http://www.nndb.com/people/171/000023102/don-adams-3-sized.jpg

:lol:

Join me in the cone of silence?

[TooLowBrow]

i'm here.

for whatever that's worth

[ChrisTheCop]

:lol:

Join me in the cone of silence?

What's that Chief?

http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/coneofsilence1.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

i'm here.

for whatever that's worth

It's worth more in Iceland.

[led37zep]

Own it.

[hedges]

I just ate a grilled cheese sandwich and a pb&j sandwich in like two bites. Fuckin' starvin'.

[PapaBear]

I just ate a grilled cheese sandwich and a pb&j sandwich in like two bites. Fuckin' starvin'.
That's a weird combination. I have trouble deciding sometimes, too.

[hedges]

If I'd had my choice it would have been pastrami with provolone on rye with mustard.

[PapaBear]

AAAAGGGGHHH!!!

So, I'm eating cajun spiced peanuts (in the shell). All of the spice is on the skin. I just busted one open, and a flake of the spicy peanut skin flew straight into my left eye!!!!:wallbash::help:

[boosterp]

I'm here y'all :bye:

:drunk:

[Friday]

presente

[hammersavage]

Should I watch Stripes, Ghostbusters, or Groundhog's Day?

[Slumbag]

Should I watch Stripes, Ghostbusters, or Groundhog's Day?

Motherfucking Ghostbusters, dude.
I rewatched for the first time in years a few weeks back, and it is so awesome.


THIS POST IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM IS TAKING SHOTS AT ANY OTHER OF THE BRILLIANT WORK OF BILL MURRAY!

[hammersavage]

I watched most of Ghostbusters II last week so I feel like that may have filled my fix even though its not as good as Ghostbusters I.

But if you're the only vote...

[styckx]

should I post in here

[hammersavage]

Only if you are up late. Are you?

[styckx]

Yes, and w/ friends

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2193/148/54/526726497/n526726497_1885792_4338.jpg

[Slumbag]

Yes, and w/ friends

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2193/148/54/526726497/n526726497_1885792_4338.jpg

I'm gonna need you to send a case or two to Indiana.
Thanks.

[styckx]

Indiana people know what good beer is?

[Friday]

Yes, and w/ friends

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2193/148/54/526726497/n526726497_1885792_4338.jpg

i only have one friend here with me tonight...

(aside from my kitten and my dying best buddy, that is)

http://www.tequila.net/images/stories/jreviews/tn/tn_444_jose_cuervo_especial_oro_tequila_1179297143 .jpg

[hammersavage]

Lets just get some blow and light up this fucker.

[styckx]

Hmmm.. Blow.... If only I was 20 years younger.. Evil, but great..

[Slumbag]

Indiana people know what good beer is?

I from PA.
YL and ABC is the fucking jam.

[styckx]

I lived in PA.


Hall pass accepted :)

[hammersavage]

I from PA.
YL and ABC is the fucking jam.

So many letters

[jauble]

Indiana people know what good beer is?

Contrary to popular belief yes. Don't think of the hick stereotype all the time. One thing I will miss here is my brewery down the street.

[Slumbag]

Contrary to popular belief yes. Don't think of the hick stereotype all the time. One thing I will miss here is my brewery down the street.


Brewery?
Where the fuck have I been. Which one is it?

[ecobag2]

Should I watch Stripes, Ghostbusters, or Groundhog's Day?

I agree.

Don't cross the streams.

Yes, this man has no dick.

Goodnight all.:bye:

[weekapaugjz]

I'm fucking bored. Stupid cable and internet are out at work. And I'm not gonna watch step up 2: the streets again.

[led37zep]

I'm fucking bored. Stupid cable and internet are out at work. And I'm not gonna watch step up 2: the streets again.

You're missing the World Series of Poker Europe

[PapaBear]

I'm fucking bored. Stupid cable and internet are out at work. And I'm not gonna watch step up 2: the streets again.
Why didn't you tell me this before I started cleaning my fish tank? I coulda used the help.

[weekapaugjz]

Why didn't you tell me this before I started cleaning my fish tank? I coulda used the help.

That's just an excuse to finally get me over to your place.

[midwestjeff]

Who's up for a circle jerk to the memory of Poochie?

[PapaBear]

That's just an excuse to finally get me over to your place.
You mean again?

[weekapaugjz]

You're missing the World Series of Poker Europe

I think I'd rather have johnny chan piss in my mouth than watch poker on tv.

[weekapaugjz]

You mean again?

I thought that beer the other night tasted funny.

[weekapaugjz]

Who's up for a circle jerk to the memory of Poochie?

I'm gonna win it this time! I don't want to have to eat that cookie again...

[Friday]

the odd couple is on.
late nights rule!

[weekapaugjz]

the odd couple is on.
late nights rule!

Gvac and epo?

[midwestjeff]

I just finished a Freschetta Brick Oven ten topping supreme pizza.



Jealous?

[Slumbag]

I just finished a Freschetta Brick Oven ten topping supreme pizza.



Jealous?

I just had two expired Doritos and had to throw the bag out.






Yes.

[PapaBear]

I just ate my own nuts, and they left red crusty skin flakes all over my keyboard.


PEANUTS, people!!!

[midwestjeff]

Doritos expire?

What the fuck is this world coming to?

[PapaBear]

Damn. I shoulda read my own Mod quote before posting that.

[Friday]

I just had two expired Doritos and had to throw the bag out.






Yes.

what kind of a maniac throws out expired doritos?
do you have any idea how many preservatives there are in those?

fuckin weirdo

[Slumbag]

what kind of a maniac throws out expired doritos?
do you have any idea how many preservatives there are in those?

fuckin weirdo

I had one, and it tasted like shit. I had another one, like cardboard.
The date is Feb 2nd. I don't really care about the date.
Had they tasted fine, I'd been enjoying them now.

[midwestjeff]

If you don't mind me asking Slumbag, what flavor were they?