The Late Night Thread

[weekapaugjz]

I just finished a Freschetta Brick Oven ten topping supreme pizza.



Jealous?

Yes. But if there are any black olives you'll have to pick them off for me.

[Slumbag]

If you don't mind me asking Slumbag, what flavor were they?

I do mind, thank you. Some things are to be left private










Nacho

[weekapaugjz]

Ha ha. I have a bag of nacho that are fresh and I'm gonna enjoy them.

[Friday]

Ha ha. I have a bag of nacho that are fresh and I'm gonna enjoy them.

braggart!

i have whole wheat crackers.
go me. :dry:

[midwestjeff]

Yes. But if there are any black olives you'll have to pick them off for me.

Fuck black olives.

We're peas in a pod weeka, peas in a pod. :wub:

[midwestjeff]

braggart!

i have whole wheat crackers.
go me. :dry:

My only meal on Monday was Ritz crackers with some salsa.
It's a wonderful life!

[Friday]

leave the black olives on a plate for me, guys...

i am going to try to sleep now.

*smooches*

[Slumbag]

My only meal on Monday was Ritz crackers with some salsa.
It's a wonderful life!

I could probably rock Ritz Crackers and cheese for a week as my only meal.

[weekapaugjz]

My only meal on Monday was Ritz crackers with some salsa.
It's a wonderful life!

Well, the ritz cracker is the classiest of all the crackers...

[razorboy]

Ha ha. I have a bag of nacho that are fresh and I'm gonna enjoy them.

I just made popcorn in my http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/AAAAAso2M8kAAAAAAHPmHQ.jpg. I'm also having another glass of Dimple Pinch. Hopefully I'll pass out soon.

[midwestjeff]

What the fuck is dimple pinch?

Sounds like a drink Uncle Paul would love.

ldifgh i iufher fgvuygruyg

[razorboy]

What the fuck is dimple pinch?

Sounds like a drink Uncle Paul would love.

ldifgh i iufher fgvuygruyg

It's a delicious scotch.

[midwestjeff]

It's a delicious scotch.

Dimple Pinch.

The familiar scent enjoyed by countless young girls
as they lay face down in the pillow asking why.

[weekapaugjz]

I just made popcorn in my http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/AAAAAso2M8kAAAAAAHPmHQ.jpg. I'm also having another glass of Dimple Pinch. Hopefully I'll pass out soon.

I have one of those too I really like it. But the stupid plastic knob on the rotator broke so its useless now. I should prob just call up cuisinary and have em send me the part.

[Friday]

none of you taint lickers said goodnight to me

now i am sad.

:glurps:

[Slumbag]

I'm not very fond of taint, but goodnight anyways.

[weekapaugjz]

none of you taint lickers said goodnight to me

now i am sad.

:glurps:

I was too busy licking jeffs taint. Goodnight sweetie.

[razorboy]

Goodnight, darlin'.

[midwestjeff]

Phuck Phish.

[midwestjeff]

Weekapaug Groove?

More like Sleepapaug Snooze.

[Slumbag]

Phuck Phish.

BUT THEY PLAY ON TRAMPOLINES!!!!


I'm listening to the wierdest shit.
It's Charlie Parker and Serj from System of a Down. It's some fucked up jazz song called Bird of Paradise.

Not the best song, but now it's stuck in my head.

[midwestjeff]

Yeah, I tried to bump this as the original not-the-shelter shelter
but the Zzzzzzzzzzz thread is older by a few days.

Fuck Weekapaugjz. He's a Gvac imitator at best.
And at worst, he's a cum guzzler.

[ToiletCrusher]

wake up bitches!

[razorboy]

wake up bitches!

I'm wide awake and I have a nosebleed.








Where am I?

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm wide awake and I have a nosebleed.








Where am I?




Earth 2.

[weekapaugjz]

Weekapaug Groove?

More like Sleepapaug Snooze.

Its like I don't even know you anymore.

[weekapaugjz]

Yeah, I tried to bump this as the original not-the-shelter shelter
but the Zzzzzzzzzzz thread is older by a few days.

Fuck Weekapaugjz. He's a Gvac imitator at best.
And at worst, he's a cum guzzler.

Please do not compare me to that wolf shirt wearing nancy boy.

[ToiletCrusher]

Please do not compare me to that wolf shirt wearing nancy boy.

no fooling... at least your shirts have lions on them

[boosterp]

Having another beer! :drunk:

[ToiletCrusher]

Having another beer! :drunk:

two hours ahead of you but sounds great!

[Slumbag]

Work sucks.
This time tomorrow, I'll be drunk as shit post Dropkick Murphys show.

[midwestjeff]

Work sucks.

Be glad you have a job.

STIer.

[weekapaugjz]

i just wish i was at home in bed.

but my chick is taking me out for breakfast when i get out of here, so that'll be nice.

[Slumbag]

Be glad you have a job.

STIer.

I always am happy to have a job.

And for the record, I actually started on STI and here the same day. I posted there first cause this place was too massive.

[midwestjeff]

but my chick is taking me out for breakfast when i get out of here, so that'll be nice.

Is there a place around there that serves grilled PB&E?

[weekapaugjz]

I always am happy to have a job.

And for the record, I actually started on STI and here the same day. I posted there first cause this place was too massive.

et tu, brutus?

[midwestjeff]

I posted there first cause this place was too massive.

Like JustJon's cock!!


Wait. What?

[weekapaugjz]

Is there a place around there that serves grilled PB&E?

god i hope not.

im thinking im gonna go with pancakes. i haven't had them in ages. hopefully they'll have to blueberries to top them off.

[midwestjeff]

god i hope not.

im thinking im gonna go with pancakes. i haven't had them in ages. hopefully they'll have to blueberries to top them off.

If I was your chick you would have blueberry pancakes everyday.

Just sayin'.

[weekapaugjz]

If I was your chick you would have blueberry pancakes everyday.

Just sayin'.

as long as some waffles get thrown in to the mix some mornings, ill kick her out tomorrow.

[midwestjeff]

as long as some waffles get thrown in to the mix some mornings, ill kick her out tomorrow.

Don't say things that you will regret later.

[Slumbag]

Like JustJon's cock!!


Wait. What?

How did I know as soon as I posted the word massive that it was a mistake? :lol:

Sweet shit blows for breakfast (pancakes, waffles).
I just can't do it. Give the kid some eggs and bacon FTW!

[weekapaugjz]

How did I know as soon as I posted the word massive that it was a mistake? :lol:

Sweet shit blows for breakfast (pancakes, waffles).
I just can't do it. Give the kid some eggs and bacon FTW!

i make the best scrambled eggs with bacon chopped up in it ever.

i usually go for eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast but will enjoy the pancake and waffles from time to time. i prefer the waffle to the pancake though.

[midwestjeff]

Oh, and I had a nice plate of blueberry pancakes waiting for you.

I know you said things would be the same but you have changed in my eyes.

I miss "he was just another ronfez.net poster" Slumbag.

Fuck it!!!!!!!! Fuck it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slumbag]

i make the best scrambled eggs with bacon chopped up in it ever.

My dad and I used to make omelettes like that

Oh, and I had a nice plate of blueberry pancakes waiting for you.

I know you said things would be the same but you have changed in my eyes.

I miss "he was just another ronfez.net poster" Slumbag.

Fuck it!!!!!!!! Fuck it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's hurtful.
If this was the Zzzzz thread, I would choose the proper emoticon to convey my feelings.




But it's not.

[weekapaugjz]

That's hurtful.
If this was the Zzzzz thread, I would choose the proper emoticon to convey my feelings.




But it's not.

this post made me laugh.

[weekapaugjz]

cigarette time.

[midwestjeff]

But it's not.

Oh, I hope you are fucking happy.

Mister I can post all over the internet guy!

Since this isn't the Zzzzzzz Shelter, I'll stop.
I just happened to check out STI today on a whim and saw that Mr. Slumbag
posted there and was a king of that domain.
It was, dare I say, shocking.
They gave him the love that we never could.

[midwestjeff]

cigarette time.

Shut up. Cancer boy.

[Slumbag]

Oh, I hope you are fucking happy.

Mister I can post all over the internet guy!

Since this isn't the Zzzzzzz Shelter, I'll stop.
I just happened to check out STI today on a whim and saw that Mr. Slumbag
posted there and was a king of that domain.
It was, dare I say, shocking.
They gave him the love that we never could.
Awww, it ain't like that.
You know I still love ya baby (To .net, not Jeff. That would sound really wierd).


They're different monsters. I don't post the same shit at either board.
I think all together, I have three threads that I started on both boards.

cigarette time.

Good idea.

[midwestjeff]

Awww, it ain't like that.
You know I still love ya baby (To .net, not Jeff. That would sound really wierd)

Oh fuck you buddy.
You don't love me now but that's not what you said before.
Now it's a .Net thing???? You're sick!
You're cold. Cold. I bet you even like Tool. Ugh.

[weekapaugjz]

Oh, I hope you are fucking happy.

Mister I can post all over the internet guy!

Since this isn't the Zzzzzzz Shelter, I'll stop.
I just happened to check out STI today on a whim and saw that Mr. Slumbag
posted there and was a king of that domain.
It was, dare I say, shocking.
They gave him the love that we never could.

im a big fan of mr. slumbag rutherford kingston III.

[weekapaugjz]

Oh fuck you buddy.
You don't love me now but that's not what you said before.
Now it's a .Net thing???? You're sick.l
You're cold. Cold. I bet you even like Tool. Ugh.

you're just being a big meanie now.

[weekapaugjz]

Shut up. Cancer boy.

i hope you fall asleep with a lit cigarette, but hope your cat and dog get out alive.

[Slumbag]

Oh fuck you buddy.
You don't love me now but that's not what you said before.
Now it's a .Net thing???? You're sick!
You're cold. Cold. I bet you even like Tool. Ugh.
I'm speechless.


I don't know what to say. I wanna do the Hulk walking away to sad music thing, but I'm stuck at work.
I'll do it when my shift ends.

[midwestjeff]

I don't know what to say.

Sweet talker, Betty Crocker.

You know I can't quit you.

[weekapaugjz]

absinthe, agicahawn, Alex006Fienuever, assogeeurorie, burrben+, Caseyelan, Knowledged_one, MacVittie, Mafiosacredprincessa69, midwestjeff+, NewYorkDragons80, NickyL0885, PapaBear+, Pestz4Evah, Slumbag+, Snoogans, Sue_Bender+, TheJays

you're all welcome to post in here. it doesn't just have to be me, jeffy, and slummy with endless gay banter.

[Slumbag]

absinthe, agicahawn, Alex006Fienuever, assogeeurorie, burrben+, Caseyelan, Knowledged_one, MacVittie, Mafiosacredprincessa69, midwestjeff+, NewYorkDragons80, NickyL0885, PapaBear+, Pestz4Evah, Slumbag+, Snoogans, Sue_Bender+, TheJays

you're all welcome to post in here. it doesn't just have to be me, jeffy, and slummy with endless gay banter.

But no one said it couldn't be.

[PapaBear]

I'm too busy ruling.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm too busy ruling.

im intrigued to see what your minions look like.

[Slumbag]

im intrigued to see what your minions look like.

http://s112.photobucket.com/albums/n192/DnDChick/?action=view&current=minions.jpg

Oh, fuck you photobucket.

[PapaBear]

im intrigued to see what your minions look like.
Hit "last post" and look back. You made the tag.

[weekapaugjz]

http://s112.photobucket.com/albums/n192/DnDChick/?action=view&current=minions.jpg

Oh, fuck you photobucket.

if you found what i think you found. im sorry.

[weekapaugjz]

Hit "last post" and look back. You made the tag.

huh?

[Slumbag]

if you found what i think you found. im sorry.

It was a South Park joke.
I really am a fucking hack. If it doesn't have to do with cartoons or weed, it might as well be in Japanese.

[PapaBear]

huh?
Tag. TAG!!!

[weekapaugjz]

It was a South Park joke.
I really am a fucking hack. If it doesn't have to do with cartoons or weed, it might as well be in Japanese.

oh, ok. well, if you are interested in what i thought. once you get to a place that is not work, put "the minion" into the google search with the safe search off.

[weekapaugjz]

Tag. TAG!!!

oh, im stupid.

[PapaBear]

oh, im stupid.
No you're not. You correctly stated that I rule. You're just slow.

[Slumbag]

Wait?!?!?
WERE the minions.

Fuck this.

[Fallon]

I can't sleep, I'm still wound up from working 2nd shift and my train leaves for New York at 6:05am. Looks like I'm gonna pull a all nighter, hope I can catch some z's on the Acela.

:sleep:

[weekapaugjz]

I can't sleep, I'm still wound up from working 2nd shift and my train leaves for New York at 6:05am. Looks like I'm gonna pull a all nighter, hope I can catch some z's on the Acela.

:sleep:

hey budday! good to see you around these parts. hope you have a good trip to nyc. can't wait to get down there myself.

[Fallon]

hey budday! good to see you around these parts. hope you have a good trip to nyc. can't wait to get down there myself.

Now I'm getting tired, but it's too late. Just ironed, gonna do some dishes. That'll pass some time.

[weekapaugjz]

so extremely bored.

[Slumbag]

so extremely bored.

Same here.
I have tons of shit to do, just don't feel like it.

[weekapaugjz]

Same here.
I have tons of shit to do, just don't feel like it.

i have absolutely nothing to do except find something to watch to keep me awake for the next three hours.

[razorboy]

I don't have to work tomorrow. I'm drinking Duvel and listening to Albert Collins. I should probably go to bed.

[weekapaugjz]

I don't have to work tomorrow. I'm drinking Duvel and listening to Albert Collins. I should probably go to bed.

one of my favorite beers ever. i sir, am extremely jealous.

[Slumbag]

i have absolutely nothing to do except find something to watch to keep me awake for the next three hours.

Check out Hulu, man.
That's what I do when I'm bored.



I'm totally outta smokes. These next three hours are gonna stink.

[weekapaugjz]

Check out Hulu, man.
That's what I do when I'm bored.



I'm totally outta smokes. These next three hours are gonna stink.

the computer im on sucks ass at streaming anything. i try to even watch a two minute clip it takes five minutes and lots of buffering to get through.

ive smoked way too many cigarettes tonight.

[PapaBear]

I've got a pack and half of Camels.

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[weekapaugjz]

I've got a pack and half of Camels.

i wish a pack of camels cost the same in ny as they did in any state south of here.

[Slumbag]

ive smoked way too many cigarettes tonight.

Faaahhhhkkkkkk you.

[midwestjeff]

This thread is for queers.

[weekapaugjz]

This thread is for queers.

glad to see you here then.

[midwestjeff]

glad to see you here then.

Nice picture. Faggot.

[weekapaugjz]

Nice picture. Faggot.

thank you.

[PapaBear]

This thread is for queers.
If by "queer", you mean freaks... Yes. It is. If you mean "the gays"... You are welcome too, Jeff. We don't judge. As long as you pass out some cigs to those in need.:smoke:

[midwestjeff]

thank you.

I was gonna reply to this and then my internet
shut down. I forgot to turn off my gayblocker.

Whatever.

[weekapaugjz]

I was gonna reply to this and then my internet
shut down. I forgot to turn off my gayblocker.

Whatever.

i was going to reply to this, then i realized it would make a horrible mod quote. and i changed my mind.

[weekapaugjz]

im gonna be making some bacon, eggs, and toast when i get home at 6:15. you are all welcome to come over.

[PapaBear]

im gonna be making some bacon, eggs, and toast when i get home at 6:15. you are all welcome to come over.
You just want my cheap smokes. I'm not falling for it.

[Slumbag]

You just want my cheap smokes. I'm not falling for it.

I'd love one, thanks.
There's a gas station about 100 yards from here.
I think I'm gonna make a run for it.

[midwestjeff]

Baon? Eggs? and Toast?

Someone is a fancy man.
I aspire to be you.
For now, I settle for hooker box for breakfast.

[midwestjeff]

I'd love one, thanks.
There's a gas station about 100 yards from here.
I think I'm gonna make a run for it.

Don't do it.
They'll shoot you.
That's how it always happens in the movies.

[weekapaugjz]

Baon? Eggs? and Toast?

Someone is a fancy man.
I aspire to be you.
For now, I settle for hooker box for breakfast.

i might even put blackberry jam on the toast.

[PapaBear]

I'd love one, thanks.
There's a gas station about 100 yards from here.
I think I'm gonna make a run for it.
I just found video of Slumbag's 100 yard run. I hope he can handle the smoke afterward.

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i might even put blackberry jam on the toast.

I have blackberry jam. I have bread. I even have Eggo's. I'm still not falling for your ruse. Keep your dirty hands off my Camels!

[weekapaugjz]

I have blackberry jam. I have bread. I even have Eggo's. I'm still not falling for your ruse. Keep your dirty hands off my Camels!

eggo's are for the common man.

i make my own waffles. sometimes with a homemade blueberry syrup.

[PapaBear]

eggo's are for the common man.

i make my own waffles. sometimes with a homemade blueberry syrup.
Jeff was right. This thread is full of fags. Go enjoy your bed and breakfast joint, Johnny Cakes!

[Slumbag]

I just found video of Slumbag's 100 yard run. I hope he can handle the smoke afterward.


I wussed out. :flush:

[midwestjeff]

The hooker box didn't pan out.

I'm having frozen pizza for breakfast and a dose of shame.

I post because I know you care.

[weekapaugjz]

My breakfast was delicious. You should have come over.

[midwestjeff]

My breakfast was delicious. You should have come over.

Next time I will.

I am so done trying to love crackheads.
It's a dead end road.
You're clean, right?

[PapaBear]

AAAGGGHHH!!!!

I have a bad itch right in the center of the bottom of my foot, but I'm too ticklish to scratch it!:wallbash:

[Jughead]

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[weekapaugjz]

hi. whats up.

[PapaBear]

hi. whats up.
My foot doesn't itch anymore. But no one was here to support me when it did.

[weekapaugjz]

My foot doesn't itch anymore. But no one was here to support me when it did.

i'd itch your foot. pay my way to west virginia i might even cook you breakfast too.

[PapaBear]

i'd itch your foot. pay my way to west virginia i might even cook you breakfast too.
It already itched birthday punk! And, if you read my post from last night, you'd know why SCRATCHING the itch was futile!:furious:

[weekapaugjz]

you'd know why SCRATCHING the itch was futile!:furious:

my anus feels the same way

[weekapaugjz]

anyone?

[Slumbag]

I'm around.
Working, hungover like a mother fuck.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm around.
Working, hungover like a mother fuck.

working is what im glad im not doing. gonna be hungover in the morning though. that'll be fun.

[nixonfingers]

Imma just sittin' listening to the 3/23 show. Usually rockin' the Inetz at this time of morn.

[weekapaugjz]

whats up.

[PapaBear]

When, oh when, will the spam attack happen? xxxusagirlsexxxtt has been online late at night EVERY FREAKING NIGHT for a while, now. I'm a little frightened. Hold me JZ.:help:

[WampusCrandle]

this is the third night in a row where i've been up this late for no other reason that pure boredom. it sucks to be in CT without cash.

[weekapaugjz]

this is the third night in a row where i've been up this late for no other reason that pure boredom. it sucks to be in CT without cash.

it sucks to be anywhere without cash.

[PapaBear]

this is the third night in a row where i've been up this late for no other reason that pure boredom. it sucks to be in CT without cash.

it sucks to be anywhere without cash.
Gabriel, or Johnny?

[weekapaugjz]

Gabriel, or Johnny?

cold, hard.

[WampusCrandle]

it sucks to be anywhere without cash.

QTF. but, i dont have my weed nor booze ... CT has three rules for surviving boredom, and i dont have any of it. oh well

[weekapaugjz]

QTF. but, i dont have my weed nor booze ... CT has three rules for surviving boredom, and i dont have any of it. oh well

well, when i spark one up when i get out of work in twenty mins, ill be thinking of you...

[PapaBear]

When, oh when, will the spam attack happen? xxxusagirlsexxxtt has been online late at night EVERY FREAKING NIGHT for a while, now. I'm a little frightened. Hold me JZ.:help:
He/she is gone. FOR NOW!

[weekapaugjz]

He/she is gone. FOR NOW!

ill try to keep you safe.

[PapaBear]

ill try to keep you safe.
You say that now. Where were your heroic posts when he/she was still online?

[weekapaugjz]

You say that now. Where were your heroic posts when he/she was still online?

hiding. spam scares me.

[Sue_Bender]

Does this thread always get so gay?

[PapaBear]

Does this thread always get so gay?
Have you SEEN a plethora of chicks on here this late?

[weekapaugjz]

Does this thread always get so gay?

yes. can you set us straight?

[WampusCrandle]

well, when i spark one up when i get out of work in twenty mins, ill be thinking of you...

oh, aren't you thoughtful!

Does this thread always get so gay?

i assumed that it hasn't changed.

[styckx]

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/05/latenightneonsign_bigger.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

hello.

[PapaBear]

hello.
Where the fuck have you been? And think "hello" is good enough?

[weekapaugjz]

Where the fuck have you been? And think "hello" is good enough?

i've been busy.

and i actually drove through winchester just about a week ago, and i thought of you.

fucking hail was coming down the size of golf balls when i hit virginia. it wasn't very fun driving a 16 foot ryder rental truck..

[PapaBear]

i've been busy.

and i actually drove through winchester just about a week ago, and i thought of you.

fucking hail was coming down the size of golf balls when i hit virginia. it wasn't very fun driving a 16 foot ryder rental truck..
Damn you for not screaming my name. I probably would have heard you. I-81?

[weekapaugjz]

Damn you for not screaming my name. I probably would have heard you. I-81?

i'm not sure what road we were on. i remember driving through berkeley springs then being on 95/295. i helped my brother move down to norfolk.

[PapaBear]

i'm not sure what road we were on. i remember driving through berkeley springs then being on 95/295. i helped my brother move down to norfolk.
If you drove through Berkeley Springs, you were on 522. My daughter lives there!

[weekapaugjz]

If you drove through Berkeley Springs, you were on 522. My daughter lives there!

it looked like a really nice town. especially compared to the piece of shit towns we had to drive through in PA.

[WampusCrandle]

i'm up late rewatching the entire Arrested Development series on hulu

[weekapaugjz]

i'm up late rewatching the entire Arrested Development series on hulu

I watched a bunch of episodes last night.

"these are my rewards for army, mother!"

[PapaBear]

Doncha just love bonus booze? My niece just got married in Duck, NC. They said it was the biggest wedding they ever had. Two hundred and fifty invites, and 180 people showed. The result?

One free 1.75 liter bottle of Bacardi for ME!:drunk:

[jennysmurf]

Doncha just love bonus booze? My niece just got married in Duck, NC. They said it was the biggest wedding they ever had. Two hundred and fifty invites, and 180 people showed. The result?

One free 1.75 liter bottle of Bacardi for ME!:drunk:

How much is left?:wink:

[PapaBear]

How much is left?:wink:
It's almost full. But not for long.

[Sue_Bender]

It's almost full. But not for long.


Let's break that bitch over your mouth!! :drunk:

[PapaBear]

Bumping because I can't find the search function on the rf.net mobile version. Mobile test in 5... 4... 3...

[PapaBear]

2... 1... Test!

[weekapaugjz]

stuck working an overnight shift tonight. haven't done this in months. this is gonna suck.

[hammersavage]

stuck working an overnight shift tonight. haven't done this in months. this is gonna suck.

ill be here to talk you thru it big cat

[weekapaugjz]

ill be here to talk you thru it big cat

i appreciate that. i do have the simpsons movie and shaun of the dead to get me through the night though.

[jennysmurf]

I'll be here for a while. I'm also not leaving for my vacation till Monday morning--so I'll be here this weekend too. (Didn't you say you were working this weekend?)

[weekapaugjz]

I'll be here for a while. I'm also not leaving for my vacation till Monday morning--so I'll be here this weekend too. (Didn't you say you were working this weekend?)

yes. i'll be working overnights tonight, friday, and saturday.

is that you i see in the bushes?

[PapaBear]

i appreciate that. i do have the simpsons movie and shaun of the dead to get me through the night though.
Fight Club on AMC

[weekapaugjz]

Fight Club on AMC

nice. one of my favorites.

[jennysmurf]

yes. i'll be working overnights tonight, friday, and saturday.

is that you i see in the bushes?

Nope. Must be someone else. I won't be there til tomorrow night. Wear something revealing.

[weekapaugjz]

Nope. Must be someone else. I won't be there til tomorrow night. Wear something revealing.

i always do. and you better have a gate pass this time, or you are in serious trouble.

[weekapaugjz]

His Name Was Robert Paulson!!!!

[PapaBear]

His Name Was Robert Paulson!!!!
Ha! You changed the channel!!!

[jennysmurf]

i always do. and you better have a gate pass this time, or you are in serious trouble.

Oh I've got a gate pass alright!:devil2:

[Sue_Bender]

cum fart.

[weekapaugjz]

cum fart.

you never cease to turn me on.

[razorboy]

cum fart.

One of God's little daily miracles.

[Sue_Bender]

you never cease to turn me on.

Thank you.

Well then, let me turn you onto the joy of farting cum bubbles.

They break on the back of my legs and stick to the sheets.


Give it a shot, Mr. Weekapaugjz!


It's life-changing!

[PapaBear]

Hey, Jenny... Did you find out who the impostor is yet?

[weekapaugjz]

might as well bump this too.

[jennysmurf]

This is my favorite thread!! (I have very low standards.)

[PapaBear]

(I have very low standards.)
:glurps:

[weekapaugjz]

This is my favorite thread!! (I have very low standards.)

i am to please.

[jennysmurf]

:glurps:

I said my standards are low, not my taste in men. It just means I'm easy to please.:wink:

[PapaBear]

I said my standards are low, not my taste in men. It just means I'm easy to please.:wink:
That's more like it!

[weekapaugjz]

I said my standards are low, not my taste in men. It just means I'm easy to please.:wink:

even if it's just 3 or 4 pumps?

[PapaBear]

even if it's just 3 or 4 pumps?
Braggart!

[jennysmurf]

even if it's just 3 or 4 pumps?

Well, maybe not THAT easy. :smoke:

[weekapaugjz]

Well, maybe not THAT easy. :smoke:

shit. i guess you'll have to cross me off your list.

[jennysmurf]

shit. i guess you'll have to cross me off your list.

NEVER!

[weekapaugjz]

NEVER!

thank god. i'll try to work on that.

[PapaBear]

Somebody needs to bring me some decent ice!

[jennysmurf]

Braggart!

Don't be so hard on yourself.












(See what I did there?)

[JRZChris]

whooops

[weekapaugjz]

Somebody needs to bring me some decent ice!

well, it's not that decent, but it's ice...

http://www.thebrewsite.com/images/beers/keystone-ice.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

cant you just buy a bigger ice tray?

[jennysmurf]

Somebody needs to bring me some decent ice!

All I have is indecent ice.

http://www.hottproducts.com/images/BB_PB_Ice_Cube_Tray.jpg

[PapaBear]

Don't be so hard on yourself.












(See what I did there?)
Why, yes... I do! Actually, there's no problem there. I'm 43. Quick shooting is for teenagers. :smoke:

[PapaBear]

cant you just buy a bigger ice tray?
Are you trying to piss me off, too?

[weekapaugjz]

whooomp

there it is.















someone kick me in the teeth for that one.

[razorboy]

It's 12:33 am and I have a nosebleed. Fucking awesome.

[jauble]

It's 12:33 am and I have a nosebleed. Fucking awesome.

Quality product?

[razorboy]

Quality product?

I'm not going to sleep any time soon.

[biggirl]

I'm not going to sleep any time soon.

why?

[razorboy]

why?

Quality product.

[PapaBear]

It's 12:40 AM, and I made a killing on eBay tonight.:thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

It's 12:40 AM, and I made a killing on eBay tonight.:thumbup:

Okay, I'll bite. Whadya sell?

[weekapaugjz]

Quality product.

i hope my quality product helps me go to sleep when i get home from work.

[PapaBear]

Okay, I'll bite. Whadya sell?
My brother bought a box with 6 guitar pedals at a flea market for $30. I just sold them individually for a total of $258. His two guitars will sell tomorrow night for at least a grand. He's giving me the money from the pedals.

[weekapaugjz]

Okay, I'll bite. Whadya sell?

dildos and fleshlights.

[razorboy]

It probably isn't all too healthy to go through four cigars and a bottle of Shiraz in one evening.

[weekapaugjz]

It probably isn't all too healthy to go through four cigars and a bottle of Shiraz in one evening.

yeah, but when is healthy ever fun?

[jennysmurf]

dildos and fleshlights.

Well, no wonder he made a killing!

[weekapaugjz]

Well, no wonder he made a killing!

i bought ten of each.

[biggirl]

It probably isn't all too healthy to go through four cigars and a bottle of Shiraz in one evening.

nah...I've done worse. I'm still alive.

[jennysmurf]

My brother bought a box with 6 guitar pedals at a flea market for $30. I just sold them individually for a total of $258. His two guitars will sell tomorrow night for at least a grand. He's giving me the money from the pedals.

Good for you! Hey, can I borrow $258?

[razorboy]

nah...I've done worse. I'm still alive.

Oh, I'll live. I just feel like shit warmed over.

[Marc with a c]

nah...I've done worse. I'm still alive.

we've seen him.

[razorboy]

I have an ingrown toenail. Ingrown toenails suck.

[biggirl]

we've seen him.

oh come on.....he's much better looking in person. You'll see.

[razorboy]

Goodnight kids. Old man Ian is worn the fuck out.

[Death Metal Moe]

Well this is another late night. I'm pretty fucking bored to tell you the truth. I'm just done with video games for the night, no more. I'm just about out of stuff to look at on the interwebz. I got Ron and Fez at least.

I really need more stuff to do while alone at night. I just am not a TV guy but I feel the radio is similar in that it's noise and funny. I just need something else to do. The only thing I can think of is starting to write a list of people who I need to get Christmas gifts for, then filling in gifts I've already bought and writing down suggestions for possible purchases for them.

Yes, I am THAT bored. If my washer/dryer didn't require me to walk outside to get to them I'd do laundry I'm so fucking bored.

[weekapaugjz]

Well this is another late night. I'm pretty fucking bored to tell you the truth. I'm just done with video games for the night, no more. I'm just about out of stuff to look at on the interwebz. I got Ron and Fez at least.

I really need more stuff to do while alone at night. I just am not a TV guy but I feel the radio is similar in that it's noise and funny. I just need something else to do. The only thing I can think of is starting to write a list of people who I need to get Christmas gifts for, then filling in gifts I've already bought and writing down suggestions for possible purchases for them.

Yes, I am THAT bored. If my washer/dryer didn't require me to walk outside to get to them I'd do laundry I'm so fucking bored.

do you like reading? whenever i get burnt out on games and the web, i always pick up a book.

[Death Metal Moe]

do you like reading? whenever i get burnt out on games and the web, i always pick up a book.

I haven't read a book in a long time but I may start again.

[weekapaugjz]

I haven't read a book in a long time but I may start again.

it's all about finding something you are interested in. for me it's world history and comic books. go figure.

[Death Metal Moe]

it's all about finding something you are interested in. for me it's world history and comic books. go figure.

Yea I need to get something light weight and new. Maybe reading is a good idea.

[weekapaugjz]

Yea I need to get something light weight and new. Maybe reading is a good idea.

you a fan of zombies? world war z was a fun read. it documents the zombie apocolypse through stories and interviews of the survivors. wish i had some other suggestions, this is about the only work of fiction i've read in several years.

[Death Metal Moe]

I could always pick up the Lord of the Rings books again, it's been ages since I read them. I got plenty of books in my house. I actually was enjoying the short stories of H.P. Lovecraft before I stopped reading. I should pick him up again.

[weekapaugjz]

ppanda is logged in. let's see if we can get him to post...

[PapaBear]

ppanda is logged in. let's see if we can get him to post...
I noticed that, too. I'm treading lightly. Pandas scare easily.

[weekapaugjz]

I noticed that, too. I'm treading lightly. Pandas scare easily.

i'm gonna be a sad panda if he doesn't at least say hi...

http://vnmedia.ign.com/conanvault.ign.com/images/top10/panda.gif

[Marc with a c]

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/2057260_f520.jpg

[PapaBear]

My fingers are sore. Changing a car's rear brake shoes is harder than I thought it would be. And I only did the driver's side tonight. I hope my fingers still work tomorrow, when I do the right side.

[weekapaugjz]

My fingers are sore. Changing a car's rear brake shoes is harder than I thought it would be. And I only did the driver's side tonight. I hope my fingers still work tomorrow, when I do the right side.

if you have any aleve, take that.

[PapaBear]

if you have any aleve, take that.
I don't have any. I'm trying rum, instead.

[weekapaugjz]

i hope it does too!

[hedges]

I don't have any. I'm trying rum, instead.

I can't drink rum anymore. I prefer gin martinis.

[PapaBear]

I can't drink rum anymore. I prefer gin martinis.
A good martini requires far more dexterity, than my sore fingers can handle right now. That, and the only ingredient I have available is ice.

[weekapaugjz]

i haven't had a martini in a long freaking time.

[hedges]

A good martini requires far more dexterity, than my sore fingers can handle right now. That, and the only ingredient I have available is ice.

You're drinking rum straight on the rocks?

[PapaBear]

You're drinking rum straight on the rocks?
No. I mean, the only ingredient for a martini. How I make mine (and like JZ, it's been a long time)...

Spin the glass in ice. Pour in some vermouth, swirl the glass, and pour it out. Twist the lemon peel and coat the top of the glass. Swirl the gin in the mixer of ice (not shaken), and pour into the glass. Two or three olives.

I think that's how I do it. It's been about 13 years since I've made one.

[hedges]

No. I mean, the only ingredient for a martini. How I make mine (and like JZ, it's been a long time)...

Spin the glass in ice. Pour in some vermouth, swirl the glass, and pour it out. Twist the lemon peel and coat the top of the glass. Swirl the gin in the mixer of ice (not shaken), and pour into the glass. Two or three olives.

I think that's how I do it. It's been about 13 years since I've made one.

Christ, now I need a drink! That's exactly how I do the vermouth. But I do take mine shaken. I just realized I do drink rum. Only Captain Morgans, and usually only shots. It's been twenty years since I've drank regular rum.

[PapaBear]

But I do take mine shaken
You're so Bond!

[hedges]

vodka, gin --what's the difference
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[hedges]

How'd the brake work go tonight PB?

[PapaBear]

Great job, Buddy (my dog)!!!

I just heard him doing his "intruder alert" bark. I go upstairs and look outside. There's an unfamiliar pickup truck at the bottom of my little dead end street, I hear voices, and I see one guy getting dropped off. Buddy has an uncanny talent for knowing if a vehicle is friend or foe.

I crack open the window to listen to the voices. The pickup takes off, and the guy they dropped off pulls out a cell phone. He's telling someone about how he go jumped, and he has a knot on his head the size of a golf ball. If my nephew wasn't in jail right now, I'd be sure it him.

Anyway... The guy was obviously drunk as shit, and there was some "shenanigans" going on. The guy continued his call, and walked up my street (and hopefully away for good). I gave Buddy a treat.

[S0S]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa18/socoloff/SLEEPINGPANDA.jpg

[PapaBear]

spoon has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

Give me a few minutes, and I'll re-install AIM.

[spoon]

Give me a few minutes, and I'll re-install AIM.

I just got this and deleted some messages

send again

[weekapaugjz]

hey spoon, go fuck yourself!

[PapaBear]

hey spoon, go fuck yourself!
I think he took you literally, because he just left.

[weekapaugjz]

I think he took you literally, because he just left.

just trying to get some posting going. i'm drunk and bored.

[PapaBear]

just trying to get some posting going. i'm drunk and bored.
I'm bored, not drunk, and only enough rum for two more drinks. You're better off than me.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm bored, not drunk, and only enough rum for two more drinks. You're better off than me.

i've got a cooler full of beer next to me and everyone else is in bed. i'm sure they will want to be up at fucking 7am, when i've finally passed out.

[spoon]

will u two shut up already!? I have to concentrate on these fucking expense reports over here! sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh :nono:

[spoon]

i've got a cooler full of beer next to me and everyone else is in bed. i'm sure they will want to be up at fucking 7am, when i've finally passed out.

on a serious note, sounds just like my fam vacations!

[PapaBear]

Now that Spoon is back, I can't bitch about being out of alcohol. DAMMIT!

[weekapaugjz]

on a serious note, sounds just like my fam vacations!

im just actually glad to be able to get drunk and wake up when i want to tomorrow and not have to worry about my shithead workers calling me for godfuckingknows what reason.

[weekapaugjz]

will u two shut up already!? I have to concentrate on these fucking expense reports over here! sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh :nono:

why the fuck are you looking at an expense report at nearly 3am?

[PapaBear]

Most users ever online was 1,274, 10-19-2009 at 12:36 PM.
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TIME TO PARTAYYYY!!!!

[spoon]

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[PapaBear]

It's just me, spoon, and a few banned spammers.

Most users ever online was 1,274, 10-19-2009 at 12:36 PM.
PapaBear, cdef709, cleel4i3e, haohan445, jklm099, liran1989520, qrst364, spoon+

[spoon]

Isn't that the norm any more PB, always just us and bots.

Still here, but I have company now.....spoon, HBox+, me98saley, NewYorkDragons80, nopq739, sailor+

[jennysmurf]

I'm on here this late cause in California, it's not actually THAT late. It's quite late on the East Coast though. Are you guys just insomniacs, or do you work nights, or what?

[PapaBear]

I'm on here this late cause in California, it's not actually THAT late. It's quite late on the East Coast though. Are you guys just insomniacs, or do you work nights, or what?
I've always been here this late. You know that! Hence, my 294 posts in this thread.

[jennysmurf]

I've always been here this late. You know that! Hence, my 294 posts in this thread.

I know all about you. *wink wink* You, me, and Weeka used to keep this thread going at night. I was wondering about the "others."