View Full Version : Ex-Con Paris Hilton-More or Less Fuck-able?
Bulldogcakes
06-09-2007, 03:53 PM
When she gets out of jail, will you find her to be more or less attractive? Or the same whether you always liked her or not?
Ladies please vote too, if you like her more or less as a result of this.
Something tells me this will be a landslide.
Midkiff
06-09-2007, 03:54 PM
equally incredibly fuckable
Bulldogcakes
06-09-2007, 04:01 PM
Damn your fast Mdfkid!!
I must admit, I never liked her. Not even a little. Couldn't care less who's coke she was snorting or who's green dick she was sucking.
But watching her crying her eyes out and the thought of her spending the next month or so in jail makes me want to fuck her silly. There it is, I said it. I think she's hot now for some odd reason. Not even sure why, but I do.
cupcakelove
06-09-2007, 04:02 PM
Of course I'd bang her. I still think she's annoying as hell.
Kevin
06-09-2007, 04:04 PM
Of course I'd bang her. I still think she's annoying as hell.
Ditto
notfezpaul
06-09-2007, 04:21 PM
i ashamed i live in a culture where its almost impossible for me not to know who she is
TheMojoPin
06-09-2007, 04:33 PM
The talk of the raging genital and anal herpes alone make the idea that anyone wants to even be within sight of her mindboggling.
Bulldogcakes
06-09-2007, 04:41 PM
Early results are surprising.
Apparently you guys haven't watched as many cheesy "Canned Heat" pornos as I have.
TheGameHHH
06-09-2007, 04:55 PM
im still hoping for the day i get her, lohan, and britney in a hotel room with me, a kilo of blow, ounce of weed and bottle of jack. i would fuck her until her vagina hung like the sleeve of a wizard.
Yerdaddy
06-10-2007, 03:05 AM
Where's "Never liked her; always wanted to pee in her butt"?
She is the most Donkey-Punchable, Dirty-Sanchezable woman in the world, and she's practically got a urinal mint in her colon and Mojo's phone number Sharpied on her back.
Death Metal Moe
06-10-2007, 03:59 AM
Per Ron Bennington's Doctrine I'd have sex with her, but it would be a total Hate Fuck. I cannot stand our Celebrity Culture and I can't stand her.
Bulldogcakes
06-10-2007, 06:04 AM
The talk of the raging genital and anal herpes alone make the idea that anyone wants to even be within sight of her mindboggling.
Richard Howard Hilton (born August 17, 1955) is an American heir of the Hilton Hotel chain, and a real estate broker and developer specializing in exclusive, high-end property, and Chairman of Hilton & Hyland Real Estate and father of Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton.
Rick Hilton is currently chairman of Hilton and Hyland Real Estate, a successful Beverly Hills real estate firm that he founded with partner Jeff Hyland.[3] Rick Hilton's net worth is estimated to be valued at around $300 million.[4]
That'll buy a lot of Valtrex.
King Hippos Bandaid
06-10-2007, 06:27 AM
http://www.tenvoordeford.com/big_bird.jpg
Look at Her, She's Dead Sexy
:king:
TheMojoPin
06-10-2007, 06:31 AM
That'll buy a lot of Valtrex.
Sorry, some of us have standards. I don't give a fuck how much money it bought me, getting tagged as "Paris Hilton's fuck boy" is something that they have in the most vile and sinister levels of Hell. Seriously, the value of someone's existence after that is about nil, money or not.
The talk of the raging genital and anal herpes alone make the idea that anyone wants to even be within sight of her mindboggling.
I heartily endorse this comment.
razorboy
06-10-2007, 01:35 PM
No amount of Tequilla and condoms could bring me to mount that woman.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/chickenladycopy.jpg
LiddyRules
06-10-2007, 03:19 PM
Never liked her but her screaming, crying, being dragged away, cuffed, with psychiatric problems and having some mysterious illness that forces her to be put in the medical wing? I want her. Physically I don't think she's more attractive. But the overallness of it all has put it over.
Bulldogcakes
06-10-2007, 03:55 PM
Sorry, some of us have standards.
I have standards. If your Daddy only has 250 mil, you get kicked to the curb bitch.
Bulldogcakes
06-10-2007, 03:57 PM
Never liked her but her screaming, crying, being dragged away, cuffed, with psychiatric problems and having some mysterious illness that forces her to be put in the medical wing? I want her. Physically I don't think she's more attractive. But the overallness of it all has put it over.
THANK YOU.
RogerPodacter
06-10-2007, 04:08 PM
Doesnt a woman's confidence seem attractive to anybody? I find Paris Hilton's crying for her mommy to be the biggest turnoff ever. I already didnt find her too hot just on looks alone. Then I weigh in her pompous, "look at me" attitude and I totally was turned off. Now this crying crap tops it off. No thanks. ick...
lleeder
06-10-2007, 04:31 PM
Doesnt a woman's confidence seem attractive to anybody? I find Paris Hilton's crying for her mommy to be the biggest turnoff ever. I already didnt find her too hot just on looks alone. Then I weigh in her pompous, "look at me" attitude and I totally was turned off. Now this crying crap tops it off. No thanks. ick...
I don't know how many female convicts you've dated but I'm sure most women I know would cry if they had to go to jail for any length of time. Hell I'd be in tears myself. The idea of that small cell, bad food, and potential stabbings would have me in a panic.
Fat_Sunny
06-10-2007, 05:36 PM
Doesnt a woman's confidence seem attractive to anybody? I find Paris Hilton's crying for her mommy to be the biggest turnoff ever. I already didnt find her too hot just on looks alone. Then I weigh in her pompous, "look at me" attitude and I totally was turned off. Now this crying crap tops it off. No thanks. ick...
Agreed! Nothing Was A Bigger Turn-On Than Martha Stewart Being Stronger Than Any Man And Saying "I Won't Appeal...Take Me To Jail Now So I Can Get It Over With" And Then While In Jail Being Both A Model Inmate AND A Favorite Of The Other Inmates. That Is A Hard Feat To Pull Off.
Conjugal Visits With Martha Stewart...YES !!
MadMatt
06-10-2007, 05:59 PM
Per Ron Bennington's Doctrine I'd have sex with her, but it would be a total Hate Fuck. I cannot stand our Celebrity Culture and I can't stand her.
My sentiments exactly. The only reason to do her is the Bennington Doctrine; otherwise she is a c with feet.
LiddyRules
06-10-2007, 06:48 PM
My sentiments exactly. The only reason to do her is the Bennington Doctrine; otherwise she is a c with feet. Ashlee Simpson also falls under the Bennington Doctrine. I think raping her isn't even a crime.
RogerPodacter
06-10-2007, 09:11 PM
All I'm saying is that this whole crying thing makes me think of a 7 year old, which does not turn me on. This thread is asking if somehow Paris Hilton is more fuckable now. She isnt for me because I dont like little girls. Thats all I meant.
Yerdaddy
06-11-2007, 01:54 AM
All I'm saying is that this whole crying thing makes me think of a 7 year old, which does not turn me on. This thread is asking if somehow Paris Hilton is more fuckable now. She isnt for me because I dont like little girls. Thats all I meant.
I think someone here's a big big fan of the missionary position.
I don't know how many female convicts you've dated but I'm sure most women I know would cry if they had to go to jail for any length of time. Hell I'd be in tears myself. The idea of that small cell, bad food, and potential stabbings would have me in a panic.
And by potential stabbings we're talking "anal rape".
Yerdaddy
06-11-2007, 03:55 AM
And by potential stabbings we're talking "anal rape".
Yeah, if you do it she'll shank your dick with her pelvic bone.
RogerPodacter
06-11-2007, 06:34 AM
lol well i give up. i tried.
oh and my favorite position is giving it to her from behind, like any respectable manwhore.
drjoek
06-11-2007, 06:50 AM
Ah the Bennington Doctrine of a HATE FUCK Is there nothing this man doesn't control?
It reminds me of when I was about 14 and I would batch and then throw out the Playboy magazine because I felt dirty.
high fly
06-11-2007, 09:48 PM
Definately fuckable if she gets some really ugly prison tatoos......
scottinnj
06-12-2007, 04:22 PM
Definetly fuckable now.
She said she found God, and doesn't that make her a virgin again?
My question is, does she keep all her sexual knowledge with this new spiritual burden? And what is the name going to be of the reality show where she auditions eligible bachelors for the new Jesus Christ she got conceived with while in prison?
Bulldogcakes
06-12-2007, 05:12 PM
Definetly fuckable now.
She said she found God, and doesn't that make her a virgin again?
My question is, does she keep all her sexual knowledge with this new spiritual burden? And what is the name going to be of the reality show where she auditions eligible bachelors for the new Jesus Christ she got conceived with while in prison?
You know the old line about Jesus on the courthouse steps? Everybody finds him on the way in and drops him off on the way out.
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