you might be a hayseed

[patsopinion]

using ronnies bit mixed with jeff foxworthy's bit

you might be a hayseed if you like bon jovi
you might be a hayseed if you like country
if you think the Christian right is correct
if Ronald Regan represents your political ideology

whadddya got?

[sailor]

crazy talk.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/ElectoralCollege1984-Large.png

[PapaBear]

You use Ronisms too frequently, and you think it makes you funny.

[patsopinion]

You use Ronisms too frequently, and you think it makes you funny.

what board is this...


oh yeah
m1m

[PapaBear]

what board is this...


oh yeah
m1m
um... what?

[patsopinion]

it was a ghetto version of a middle finger
2 fingers
1 finger
2 fingers

but it was in love bear

[PapaBear]

you might be a hayseed if

it was a ghetto version of a middle finger
2 fingers
1 finger
2 fingers
dork computer world hayseed

[Death Metal Moe]

If you're the reason Ron and Fez can't do comedy pyramids anymore...

you might be a hayseed.

[PapaBear]

If you're the reason Ron and Fez can't do comedy pyramids anymore...

you might be a hayseed.
I thought that was just really bad call screeners.

[EliSnow]

crazy talk.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/ElectoralCollege1984-Large.png

It may seem funny to say this, but this election still makes me proud to be from Minnesota.

[Crispy123]

If your proud to be from Minnesota

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hayseeds Schmayseeds

:king:

[KnoxHarrington]

You might be a hayseed if you think that you call R&F exactly the same way you call O&A.

[Don Stugots]

if you live in South Jersey by design.

[sailor]

It may seem funny to say this, but this election still makes me proud to be from Minnesota.

If your proud to be from Minnesota

hahaha

[cougarjake13]

crazy talk.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/ElectoralCollege1984-Large.png

god damn he nearly won every state


has any one candidate done that ??? win every state ???

[A.J.]

god damn he nearly won every state


has any one candidate done that ??? win every state ???


No -- but that's the example I cited after the 2000 election when everyone bitched about Gore getting screwed: I always said "Even Mondale won his home state".

The biggest electoral win was FDR's second term in 1936 when he trounced Alf Landon.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/ElectoralCollege1936-Large.png

[LiddyRules]

You seek out your phone, find the number for a radio show, dial it maybe a few times if it's busy, talk to the call screener, wait on hold for maybe up to an hour just to say that brilliant line that will get everyone in two countries laughing at once: "Earl's a ni..."

You hate Ron Paul for saying that terrorists don't just hate us for our freedom.

[bigredd]

I've seen people walk to a national river with a bar of soap with the specific intent of bathing once they got there...and I've seen them bathe.

Hayseed? I think so.

[KnoxHarrington]

No -- but that's the example I cited after the 2000 election when everyone bitched about Gore getting screwed: I always said "Even Mondale won his home state".

The biggest electoral win was FDR's second term in 1936 when he trounced Alf Landon.



Back then, Maine held its fall elections about a month before the rest of the nation. And it often followed that whoever carried Maine also won the Presidential election, leading to the maxim "As Maine goes, so goes the nation."

And then came 1936, and the saying got amended to "As Maine goes, so goes Vermont."

[notfezpaul]

if your stealing material from jeff foxworthy...

[PigShitIrish]

if you get an "ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh" at somepoint during your call-in

[Death Metal Moe]

If your name is Tommy and at this point you're STILL calling in as Tommy, you might be a fucking hayseed.

[Fat_Sunny]

1972: Republican Nixon Also Won 49 States (Against Dem McGovern). When Watergate Started, Massachusetts People Had Bumper Stickers That Said "We Told You So" !!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/ElectoralCollege1972-Large.png/800px-ElectoralCollege1972-Large.png

[Bellyfullasnot]

You gave up overtime to go home and watch the Sopranos.

[Cleophus James]

it was a ghetto version of a middle finger
2 fingers
1 finger
2 fingers

but it was in love bear
?????
http://www.marginalrevolution.com/photos/uncategorized/sixfingers.jpg

[drjoek]

I thought that was just really bad call screeners.

This board needs a better call screener ???:blink: