why are people such idiots?

[weekapaugjz]

im fucking pissed right now. i went to the basement to do some laundry and saw a pair of jeans and a shirt i washed the other day and i forgot about. i pick up the jeans and they are completely ruined because some other shithead used too much bleach! fuck! it was the only pair of jeans that didn't have holes in them. it looks like im gonna be heading to the mall to buy some more. and i can never find a pair in which i like the fit. TURDS!! DOUBLE TURDS!!!

p.s. i guess its a good thing it was only one pair of jeans and one shirt as compared to a whole load. FUCK!!!

[spoon]

Wait, you have roomates and they do your laundry!?

Explain, bc you might have gay roommates.........or parents!

[weekapaugjz]

the house i live in is divided into four separate apartments, so it was some dolt who lives in the house.

[spoon]

Kill him. Good jeans are hard to find!

[weekapaugjz]

thank you spoon, that is exactly what i wanted to hear

[cougarjake13]

thank you spoon, that is exactly what i wanted to hear

if he can fit throw him in the dryer and put it on high heat

[spoon]

I like it! However, put him in using the lint catching door. Make him fit!

[weekapaugjz]

I like it! However, put him in using the lint catching door. Make him fit!

after i have him incapacitated i could always use my dull goalie skates to make him fit...:furious:

[Tenbatsuzen]

You don't like the fit of Old Navy jeans? There's like three different fits in stores and three more fits online.

[kevcala]

Did you leave them in the washer?

[weekapaugjz]

Did you leave them in the washer?

no, they were on the table next to the dryer waiting to go in because someone elses stuff was already in there.

[weekapaugjz]

You don't like the fit of Old Navy jeans? There's like three different fits in stores and three more fits online.

don't shop there.

[fohat]

can u still wear them? start a new trend

[lleeder]

I think this is misdirected anger. Didn't you leave them there? I think your just mad at yourself for leaving the jeans there to start with.

[weekapaugjz]

I think this is misdirected anger. Didn't you leave them there? I think your just mad at yourself for leaving the jeans there to start with.

who spills bleach on someone elses clothes?

[jennysmurf]

who spills bleach on someone elses clothes?

i would never do that to you. well, i might if you'd pissed me off by stuffing me in a dryer on high heat. but other than that, never.

[ralphbxny]

Tie him down and spill bleach up his nose then shit on his forhead!!

[lleeder]

who spills bleach on someone elses clothes?

Maybe they spilled bleach on the ground and wiped it up with some clothes that were sitting there.

[notfezpaul]

who spills bleach on someone elses clothes?

maybe it just smelled like bleach

[Bossanova]

Maybe they spilled bleach on the ground and wiped it up with some clothes that were sitting there.

But who the hell does that either

[lleeder]

But who the hell does that either

Tidy scumbags

[weekapaugjz]

But who the hell does that either

i was just about to post that exact same thing.

[Bossanova]

Tidy scumbags

Fair enough sir

[lleeder]

Fair enough sir

Or they were an angry Islander or Ranger fan that wanted to see a Buffalo fan suffer.

[Marc with a c]

people who wear jeans with holes in them are rad.

[Bossanova]

people who wear jeans with holes in them are rad.

Especially if they wrap a bandanna around their left thigh

[JesterOfSadness]

I say walk in there swinging your goalie stick around like a fucking axe at people.

That thing is like a wooden scythe.

[reeshy]

This is why I carry a weapon when I leave my house!!!!

[Fat_Sunny]

Is There Any Chance You Had Overlooked The Jeans When You Emptied The Washing Machine, And The Next Guy Just Dumped In His Whites And Put In His Bleach And Innocently Ran A Wash Cycle?

If So, He'll Be All Pissed Off Too, Cause All His Whites Are Now Pale Blue.

[reillyluck]

i say leave some bleach in the washing machine for the next sap to use. see how they phucking like it!!!!!!!!

[midwestjeff]

Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

[FUNKMAN]

never mix the whites and the coloreds

[Fat_Sunny]

never mix the whites and the coloreds

Well, Once In A WhileThat Mixin' Can End Up With A Pretty Fine Color!

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[kevcala]

Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I just wore my Dead Milkmen T shirt last night.

[FUNKMAN]

i like to wash my clothes in tide

[sailor]

Is There Any Chance You Had Overlooked The Jeans When You Emptied The Washing Machine, And The Next Guy Just Dumped In His Whites And Put In His Bleach And Innocently Ran A Wash Cycle?

If So, He'll Be All Pissed Off Too, Cause All His Whites Are Now Pale Blue.

it sounded like he never put them in the machine and the bleach got spilled on them when still on the counter. i say they did it to settle a blood feud.

[Fat_Sunny]

it sounded like he never put them in the machine and the bleach got spilled on them when still on the counter. i say they did it to settle a blood feud.

Well, That's A Better Way To Settle A Feud Than Gettin' Yo Ass Shot Up With Buckshot!