RFW- The Noid calls out ANY RFW superstar!

[Dirtybird11]

The arena goes dark. Green lazer beams flash all around the fans, rob zombies version of black sabbaths PARINOD begins.
JR= good god its the noid!
PD- who?
JR- the noid! from Perryville
PD- is that near parts unknown?
JR-can u ever be serrious?
PD- this a grown man who call himself perrynoid for gods sake.
and u want ME TO BE SERRIOUS?
JR- when did they let this nut out of the asylum?
PD- i have heard about this guy, he once gave a crippled kid a piledriver because he thought the kid was
trying to steal his woman. talk about deranged.
JR- hell, one time in tokyo, he spit on a young lady in the front row for taking his picture.
i cant believe RFW would sign a man this out of control-
music fades- the noid speaks

I AM ABOUT TO TALK
SO WHY DONT YOU ALL TAKE THE NACHOS AND BURGERS OUT OF YOUR FAT, HILLBILLY, INBREAD MOUTHS AND DIG ON THIS!!!
MY NAME IS THE NOID. & UNLIKE THE REST OF THE RFW SUPERSTARS HERE TONIGHT, I CAME TO THIS FILTHY CITY TO KICK ASS
AND COLLECT MY PAYCHECK. YA SEE, ALOT OF WRESTLING ORGINIZATIONS WONT LET ME COMPETE. THEY SAY I'M....A LOOSE CANNON.
THEY SAY...I'M A DANGER TO THE SPORT. AND YA KNOW WHAT? THEY'RE RIGHT!!!! EVEN THE OWNER OF RFW FEARS ME.
HE SIGNED ME TO A MATCH BY MATCH CONTRACT. MEANING IF THE NOID DOESNT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS,
HE WILL BE BOOTED FROM RFW AND SENT BACK TO THE HOME. AND I AINT GOING BACK TO THE HOME.
(begins holding his ears and walking in circles fighting off the voices in his head)
I AM CALLING OUT!!!! ANY RFW SUPERSTAR IN THE BACK!! TO WALK DOWN HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN FACE TO FACE!
(THE CROWD BOOS) (PHSYCO CHANT BEGINS.) PHSY-CO! PHSY-CO!
YA SEE? EVEN THE SUPERSTARS OF RFW ARE AFRAID TO FACE ME!!! GUTLESS COWARDS! ALL TALK! ALL SHINE!
GLITTER AND SPARKLES BUT NO ACTION. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, THERE ISNT ONE! PERSON IN THE BACK MAN ENUFF FOR THE NOID?
WELL, WHEN THIS PANZZY ASS WRESTLING FED HIRES SOME REAL WRESTLERS, THAN I WILL RETURN, TILL THEN...I'M GOING TO GO LAFF AT OLD PEOPLE AND COUNT MY MONEY

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This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 11-18-01 @ 4:26 AM

[Captain Rooster]

THE LIGHTS DROP TO BLACK

....Machine gun sounds blare, missiles firing, and a MUSHROOM CLOUD erupts on the Titon Tron!

Over the loud speakers...a scratchy deep voice bellows...
O I C WANTS YOU

(The lights come up)


The OIC stands on the ringside at the end of the ramp with his right hand on the bottom rope..

JR - Pain has arrived!

The OIC slides belly flat into the ring and stands nose to nose with the noid...then snatches the mic from the noid...

OIC: Talk is cheap NOID!....and my actions will speak for me...

The OIC drps the mic from his left hand and simultaneously BITCH SMACKS the NOID with his Right hand!

OIC - Back off bitch....and get outta the ring...'cause that is my kill zone..BITCH!

The noid stares...shocked..his lip seems to be quivering as if he may have bit off more than he can chew...

The Noid turns as if to walk out of the ring but instead turns and kicks OIC in the balls!

OIC goes down to one knee and snarls while lookig up at the NOID.....

OIC reached for the mic and says...

OIC - Now you have declared WAR NOID!

OIC lunges forward and spears the NOID full tilt into the turnbuckles....the NOID fall onto his back 10 feet from the corner of the ring.

The OIC climbs the ropes...and stands with a salute to the crowd...

The crowd chants - NAPALM NAPALM NAPALM!

The OIC drops his salute and launches into the air and slams on top of the NOID!!!!

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<marquee>I tried so hard, and got so far...in the end..it doesn't even matter! I trusted you....and you left me behind................but yet I still survived</marquee>

[PanterA]

*O.I.C. Rolls off of the Noid and bounces back to his feet to come standing face to face with Zero right in the center of the ring*

PH: "What the hell!!"

JR: "That's Zero but where the hell did he come from?!"

*O.I.C. looking shocked not knowing what to think, He pulls back to land a huge right. He fires the punch but Zero hold a steal chair in front of him and O.I.C. nails the chair dead on.*

JR: "My God O.I.C just punched a chair as hard as he could!"

PH: "Where the hell did the chair come from?!?!"

* O.I.C. holding his hand in pain, Zero picks the chair over his head and completely levels O.I.C.*

JR: "My God Paul O.I.C. is busted wide open."

*Zero doesn't stop. he repeatedly hits O.I.C. in the back of his head over and over while he rolls around the ring.*

JR: "Someone's gotta stop this man! He's NUTS!"

*The Noid slowly gets back to his feat not knowing what to think. Zero turns around and doesn't hesitate and knocks The Noid across the face with the same chair. He then continues to beat Noid mercilessly with the very damaged chair. He finally stops and grabs a mic and gets on the top ropes*

Zero: "I'm tired of so called wrestlers with the stupid face paints, and the fake escaped for the insane asylums! This is an extreme sport not a stupid soap opera!! I told you all that I would dominate this federation as I have done many, many others in the past. I will show each and every one of you what pure perfection really is. But furthermore, I plan to bring respect back into this business!! FACE PAINTING AND FAKE ACTS ARE A DISGRACE!!"

*Zero slams the mic down and leaves the ring not even looking back at the 2 men he left laying in a pool of there own blood.*

JR: "That man is a loose canon Paul"

PH: "I think I'm in love!"

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig4I crush the rush. I rule you fool.