View Full Version : Secret Service takes a time-out... Bush has his watch stolen?
DolaMight
06-12-2007, 03:42 PM
Lilly's got some explainin' to do:
http://www.itv.com/news/storyc5b0fbf6e271be54d2dc66bad8fcafc4.jpg
VIDEO:
"It seems as though President Bush might have had his watch stolen from right under the noses of his security team." (http://mfile2.akamai.com/22743/wmv/carlton1.download.akamai.com/12621/news/29b9c7504665c253dd8c3f63787dd734.asx)
Of course the trush is that Bush took one look at those gypsies, went "Eww... do I have to?" and then like any tourist on Canal street discretely hides their shiny things.
lleeder
06-12-2007, 03:51 PM
I saw that today and thought what a great thieves. That watch must be worth a fortune. The presidents watch.
DolaMight
06-12-2007, 03:57 PM
I saw that today and thought what a great thieves. That watch must be worth a fortune. The presidents watch.
Pickpocketers are probably the lowest rent criminals yet oddly probably the most skilled. If it's true it could be the biggest lift ever. An Albanian Hero.
fohat
06-12-2007, 04:12 PM
I saw this at work and couldn't stop myself from laughing...
Poor guy, give him his crappy swatch back ya albanians!
Recyclerz
06-12-2007, 04:14 PM
I knew that not even the Albanians were crazy enough to like Bush for real.
Of course, just about every other country has picked W's pocket geo-politically for the last six years so this doesn't come as a complete surprise.
scottinnj
06-12-2007, 04:16 PM
At least no one died, no one is under investigation and we all could get a laugh out of it.
Chalk one up to us Republicans! Looking for your vote come November 08!
Lower Taxes, and Magic Tricks!
C'mon!
lleeder
06-12-2007, 04:17 PM
Pickpocketers are probably the lowest rent criminals yet oddly probably the most skilled. If it's true it could be the biggest lift ever. An Albanian Hero.
Don't let Fagin hear you say that.
Artist: Cher
Song: Gypsies,Tramps and Thieves
I was born in the wagon of a travellin' show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
Chorus
Gypsys, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us Gypsys, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down
Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal
I was sixteen, he was twenty-one
Rode with us to Memphis
And papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done
Chorus
I never had schoolin' but he taught me well
With his smooth southern style
Three months later I'm a gal in trouble
And I haven't seen him for a while, uh-huh
I haven't seen him for a while, uh-huh
She was born in the wagon of a travellin' show
Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw
Grandpa'd do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
Chorus
JPMNICK
06-13-2007, 09:09 AM
It's a 50 dollar Timex, and he actually takes it off himself and puts it in his pocket. there is another angle where you see it happen.
Yerdaddy
06-13-2007, 09:11 AM
At a press conference today the Secret Service explained it's decision not to protect the President's watch from the theives: "He can't read it anyway. In fact last month we all chipped in and bought a special watch just for him. A month later he was still asking: "What time is it when Jesus' big hand is nailed to the three and his little hand is nailed to the nine?"
Fallon
06-13-2007, 09:13 AM
Fuckin' Kevin.
pennington
06-13-2007, 03:01 PM
It's a 50 dollar Timex, and he actually takes it off himself and puts it in his pocket. there is another angle where you see it happen.
He put it in his pocket, it's a non-story.
ChrisTheCop
06-13-2007, 04:07 PM
It's a 50 dollar Timex, and he actually takes it off himself and puts it in his pocket. there is another angle where you see it happen.
Yeah, I saw that angle and was actually surprised that libs arent jumping all over him for removing the watch for fear it may be stolen. Kinda like if they caught him walking to the other side of the street if he saw Obama coming.
Kevin
06-13-2007, 08:18 PM
Fuckin' Kevin.
Hey.. It was a nice watch!!!
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