View Full Version : Have You Ever Met Yourself At A Different Age?
Fat_Sunny
06-12-2007, 06:27 PM
The Strangest Thing Happened Tonight. F_S Went To The Drugstore To Get A Father's Day Card (Thank You For The Reminder Don Stugots), But, Of Course, Ended Up Buying Alot More Stuff!
Fat Was Dressed In His Summer Uniform: Blue Polo Shirt/Khaki Shorts/White Socks (Folded Down In Half Of Course)/White Sneakers. In Addition, F_S Is Now Very Tan From Working Outside And He Was Wearing His "Man-Necklace" Of Blue And White Beads, In Remembrance Of The "Summer OF Love". Everything Was Just As It Should Be.
As Sunny Walks Over To The Clerk To Check-Out, The Kid Is Staring At Him. The Kid Is Wearing A Blue Polo Shirt And Khaki Pants/He Has The Same Haircut/He Is The Same Height And Size/Is Very Tan And Is Wearing Virtually Identical Beads. He Is The Spitting Image Of What F_S Looked Like As A Kid.
As Soon As We Figured Out What Was Going On, We Both Looked At The Ground In Embarassment.
F_S Was Thinking: "This Is Just Like Looking At Myself As A Younger Man".
The Kid Was Thinking: "That's What I'm Gonna Look Like As An Older Man".
It Was Really Eerie. Fat KNOWS That's What The Kid Was Thinking, Cause When Fat Pulled Out His Card To Pay, This Was The Conversation:
Kid: "Wait A Second"
F_S: "Why?"
Kid: "I'm Gonna Swipe This Card First. It's My Employee Discount Card."
F_S: " Wow. Thank You. I Owe You One".
The Kid Saved F_S $25 Bucks. The Only Possible Explanation Is That He Saw Himself In F_S, As F_S Had Seen Himself In Him. It Was Like The Portrait Of Dorian Gray!!!
Fat Doesn't Know Whether To Go Back Tomorrow And Tell The Kid He's Gonna Put Him In His Will, Or To Never Go Back Because It Was So Disconcerting.
Have You Ever Met A Person Who Reminded You Of You As A Younger, Older Or Same-Age Person?
Bulldogcakes
06-12-2007, 06:30 PM
http://www.scifi.com/twilightzone/images/twilightzone_fr_01.jpg
"Next stop. . . . "
drjoek
06-12-2007, 06:33 PM
Maybe F_S spread a little man seed in his younger years that has grown into a strapping young handsome f_s jr.?
SHHHHHH!!!!!
Id pity the kid if he looked like the old doc here. Thank God my wife is beautiful and has strong genetics. The doc looked like napoleon dynamite with a chip on his shoulder back in the day
Judge Smails
06-12-2007, 06:36 PM
You've got to make sure that kid gets to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance when his shift is over or you're fucked!
Don Stugots
06-12-2007, 06:37 PM
Yes, his name is Vincent and he is my nephew. he looks, acts and dresses just as I did when i was 11.
prothunderball
06-12-2007, 06:38 PM
I haven't, but if I did, I'd sure have some advice for that poor sap.
waltermitty
06-12-2007, 06:39 PM
I bet if you go back tomorrow The kid won't be there at all....
When you ask the manager about it, he will say that this "mini f_s" doesn't work there and doesn't exist....
F_S, you walked into a drugstore time warp and met yourself as a young man.... You even gave yourself the employee discount....
Trippy....
Fat_Sunny
06-12-2007, 06:44 PM
I bet if you go back tomorrow The kid won't be there at all....
When you ask the manager about it, he will say that this "mini f_s" doesn't work there and doesn't exist....
F_S, you walked into a drugstore time warp and met yourself as a young man.... You even gave yourself the employee discount....
Trippy....
You Know, That Twilight Zone Ending Would Really Close The Loop Perfectly!
Ritalin
06-12-2007, 07:29 PM
The Strangest Thing Happened Tonight. F_S Went To The Drugstore To Get A Father's Day Card (Thank You For The Reminder Don Stugots), But, Of Course, Ended Up Buying Alot More Stuff!
Fat Was Dressed In His Summer Uniform: Blue Polo Shirt/Khaki Shorts/White Socks (Folded Down In Half Of Course)/White Sneakers. In Addition, F_S Is Now Very Tan From Working Outside And He Was Wearing His "Man-Necklace" Of Blue And White Beads, In Remembrance Of The "Summer OF Love". Everything Was Just As It Should Be.
As Sunny Walks Over To The Clerk To Check-Out, The Kid Is Staring At Him. The Kid Is Wearing A Blue Polo Shirt And Khaki Pants/He Has The Same Haircut/He Is The Same Height And Size/Is Very Tan And Is Wearing Virtually Identical Beads. He Is The Spitting Image Of What F_S Looked Like As A Kid.
As Soon As We Figured Out What Was Going On, We Both Looked At The Ground In Embarassment.
F_S Was Thinking: "This Is Just Like Looking At Myself As A Younger Man".
The Kid Was Thinking: "That's What I'm Gonna Look Like As An Older Man".
It Was Really Eerie. Fat KNOWS That's What The Kid Was Thinking, Cause When Fat Pulled Out His Card To Pay, This Was The Conversation:
Kid: "Wait A Second"
F_S: "Why?"
Kid: "I'm Gonna Swipe This Card First. It's My Employee Discount Card."
F_S: " Wow. Thank You. I Owe You One".
The Kid Saved F_S $25 Bucks. The Only Possible Explanation Is That He Saw Himself In F_S, As F_S Had Seen Himself In Him. It Was Like The Portrait Of Dorian Gray!!!
Fat Doesn't Know Whether To Go Back Tomorrow And Tell The Kid He's Gonna Put Him In His Will, Or To Never Go Back Because It Was So Disconcerting.
Have You Ever Met A Person Who Reminded You Of You As A Younger, Older Or Same-Age Person?
Why don't you just go back and ask him out like you want to?
Here's your line: "You know, you remind me of me when I was your age....and boy, was I hot!"
Doesn't make you a bad person.
Chigworthy
06-13-2007, 05:24 AM
You didn't crawl through a hole under your sink, did you?
Furtherman
06-13-2007, 06:30 AM
You didn't crawl through a hole under your sink, did you?
:lol:
The Man Who Travelled Forwards In Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiMEU-PEgHc&mode=related&search)
Death Metal Moe
06-13-2007, 06:31 AM
I have never met anyone even remotely like myself. Not in looks or personality.
Fat_Sunny
06-13-2007, 06:34 AM
I have never met anyone even remotely like myself. Not in looks or personality.
There Is Only One DMM....Thank God For Small Miracles!!!
Hottub
06-13-2007, 06:40 AM
Yes. You folks got to meet mini-me last Sunday.
Fat_Sunny
06-13-2007, 07:10 AM
Yes. You folks got to meet mini-me last Sunday.
Well, The Chosen-Few Did, At Least!
EliSnow
06-13-2007, 07:14 AM
My youngest sister, who is 18 years younger than me, is a LOT like me. Because I moved out here, I wasn't around much to see it, but my family said she has a lot of the same mannerisms, personality traits, and likes. Apparently, she even played basketball in much the same way I did.
DolaMight
06-13-2007, 07:38 AM
I met Jerry Seinfeld once. The parallels were undeniable, except for talent, personality, and career. I was so high I was bugged out looking right through him and unable to speak. He was defiantly creeped out, by the parallels.
DolaMight
06-13-2007, 07:45 AM
I wonder if Fez met a younger Fez if he would have sex with him. It's kinda himself and it's a young boy. I'm gonna have to assume he would.
EliSnow
06-13-2007, 07:58 AM
I met Jerry Seinfeld once. The parallels were undeniable, except for talent, personality, and career. I was so high I was bugged out looking right through him and unable to speak. He was defiantly creeped out, by the parallels.
Was he creeped out by that, or by the fact that he woke up to find you standing his bedroom?
milliehatchett
06-13-2007, 09:30 AM
Apparently, she even played basketball in much the same way I did.
Poorly....
Furtherman
06-13-2007, 09:35 AM
Have You Ever Met A Person Who Reminded You Of You As A Younger, Older Or Same-Age Person?
Hey, we've got people working on that.
Public donates to UW scientist to fund backward-in-time research (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/319367_timeguy12.html?source=rss)
Death Metal Moe
06-13-2007, 09:41 AM
There Is Only One DMM....Thank God For Small Miracles!!!
Glad you caught that easy lob I threw ya there Sunny. That one must have looked like a beach ball coming over the plate.
EliSnow
06-13-2007, 09:46 AM
Poorly....
Not to sound too much like ESD here, but I started on my high school varsity team and averaged 11 pts, 11 rebounds a game.
Death Metal Moe
06-13-2007, 09:53 AM
Not to sound too much like ESD here...
Too late. Have fun fucking this:
http://www.clpc.org/images/grape%20jelly.jpg
DolaMight
06-13-2007, 09:56 AM
Was he creeped out by that, or by the fact that he woke up to find you standing his bedroom?
No that time it was Letterman. I don't understand what all the fuss was about.
JesterOfSadness
06-13-2007, 09:56 AM
One of my younger cousins, from what my relatives say, looks almost exactly like me when I was younger. Same sense of humor, looks, ways of trying to stay home from school,etc.
After realizing how much of a spoiledbrat he is, I dont think I ever apologized so much to my folks before.
EliSnow
06-13-2007, 09:58 AM
Too late. Have fun fucking this:
http://www.clpc.org/images/grape%20jelly.jpg
I prefer strawberry.
Death Metal Moe
06-13-2007, 10:01 AM
I prefer strawberry.
I always knew you were a freak.
Death Metal Moe
06-13-2007, 10:02 AM
http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20050522/images/arts_spaceballs.jpg
"There is only one man who would DARE give me the rasberry.....
LONE STAAAAAAAAAR!!!!"
EliSnow
06-13-2007, 10:03 AM
I always knew you were a freak.
I think I prove that almost every day.
King Hippos Bandaid
06-13-2007, 10:52 AM
my twin brother Randy, Its like looking into the Past all 28 Seconds of it
:king:
ChrisTheCop
06-13-2007, 02:46 PM
You think THAT was weird? How about this.
I'm about 25 years old, long long ago, in a titty bar with 2 friends. An old man, about 60, enters the bar and walks right to me, sitting in the chair next to me. He points to my glass of Bacardi and Coke and says "You really shouldnt be drinking that shit Chris".
It was loud, so I said "excuse me? what did you just call me?" He suddenly looks nervous and says, "I was just saying hard liquor will kill you, thats all".
I take a look at him, and he does indeed have similar features as me. Broken nose, brown eyes, thin, glasses..even an earring. My friend joked as to why I brought my dad, he looks just like you. I laughed, but didnt he call me by my name??? I was freaked out on the inside.
He finishes his one drink, gets up, looks at me and says, "Chris. Remember what I said about the hard liquor. and cherish your time in the department. Itll be gone like that." I asked him who he was and how he knew me and he said, "You know" and he leaves. I asked the barmaid if she'd ever seen him before and she hadnt.
To this day, I only drink beer.
Don Stugots
06-13-2007, 02:50 PM
Chris, that was Future Chris coming to tell you something.
Furtherman
06-13-2007, 02:51 PM
Wow Chris.... looks like that grant money for the time machine will pay off!!
Fat_Sunny
06-13-2007, 02:52 PM
You think THAT was weird? How about this.
I'm about 25 years old, long long ago, in a titty bar with 2 friends. An old man, about 60, enters the bar and walks right to me, sitting in the chair next to me. He points to my glass of Bacardi and Coke and says "You really shouldnt be drinking that shit Chris".
It was loud, so I said "excuse me? what did you just call me?" He suddenly looks nervous and says, "I was just saying hard liquor will kill you, thats all".
I take a look at him, and he does indeed have similar features as me. Broken nose, brown eyes, thin, glasses..even an earring. My friend joked as to why I brought my dad, he looks just like you. I laughed, but didnt he call me by my name??? I was freaked out on the inside.
He finishes his one drink, gets up, looks at me and says, "Chris. Remember what I said about the hard liquor. and cherish your time in the department. Itll be gone like that." I asked him who he was and how he knew me and he said, "You know" and he leaves. I asked the barmaid if she'd ever seen him before and she hadnt.
To this day, I only drink beer.
Cool! Looking Back, As He Mentioned "The Department", Do You Think He Might Have Been A Recently Retired Cop Or Detective, And Someone Pointed You Out To Him?
If Not....Oooooh-eeeeeeee-oooooo
Hottub
06-13-2007, 02:55 PM
That really was a creepy story.
Unless maybe you had more than 1 R&C under your belt. :drunk:
ChrisTheCop
06-13-2007, 02:57 PM
Well, yeah. I looked for simpler explanations like that. I looked into my friends setting me up too, but Ive had no satisfaction to this day. No one has stepped forward to say, "Gotcha!" and as I said, the only people Ive discussed it with for all these years in between have been the 2 guys i was with, and they definitely wouldve claimed responsibility by now.
and just to be honest, I do do shots now that I think about it... maybe theyll kill me. I wish I'd come back and explain exactly whats ok to drink dammit.
Don Stugots
06-13-2007, 02:59 PM
Well, yeah. I looked for simpler explanations like that. I looked into my friends setting me up too, but Ive had no satisfaction to this day. No one has stepped forward to say, "Gotcha!" and as I said, the only people Ive discussed it with for all these years in between have been the 2 guys i was with, and they definitely wouldve claimed responsibility by now.
and just to be honest, I do do shots now that I think about it... maybe theyll kill me. I wish I'd come back and explain exactly whats ok to drink dammit.
i wish Future Stugots would come back and tell me some words of advice.
ChrisTheCop
06-13-2007, 03:01 PM
i wish Future Stugots would come back and tell me some words of advice.
you are future Stugots.
Hottub
06-13-2007, 03:02 PM
I think Future Hottub would only say "Try the veal."
Don Stugots
06-13-2007, 03:05 PM
you are future Stugots.
HOLY SHIT! i never thought of that. so, i have to go back in time to save past Stugots from something? I would tell him to duck, EX#2 has a mean left hook.
that may be a good topic for a thread: what would you go back in time and tell yourself? F_S, care to do the honors?
Fat_Sunny
06-13-2007, 03:08 PM
HOLY SHIT! i never thought of that. so, i have to go back in time to save past Stugots from something? I would tell him to duck, EX#2 has a mean left hook.
that may be a good topic for a thread: what would you go back in time and tell yourself? F_S, care to do the honors?
It Would Be A Great Topic!!! But It Belongs To YOU Or Chris The Cop To Do The Honors!!
Hottub
06-13-2007, 03:17 PM
You think THAT was weird? How about this.
I'm about 25 years old, long long ago, in a titty bar with 2 friends. An old man, about 60, enters the bar and walks right to me, sitting in the chair next to me. He points to my glass of Bacardi and Coke and says "You really shouldnt be drinking that shit Chris".
How the hell did I miss that the first time.:ohmy:
torker
06-13-2007, 03:17 PM
http://perso.orange.fr/viney.nancy/hoverbttf/Images/almanacdor.jpg
ChrisTheCop
06-13-2007, 04:01 PM
If Not....Oooooh-eeeeeeee-oooooo
I look just like Buddy Holly?
Don Stugots
06-13-2007, 04:11 PM
HOLY SHIT! i never thought of that. so, i have to go back in time to save past Stugots from something? I would tell him to duck, EX#2 has a mean left hook.
that may be a good topic for a thread: what would you go back in time and tell yourself? F_S, care to do the honors?
I look just like Buddy Holly?
uh-oh and you're Mary Taylor Moore....
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