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Cleophus James
06-13-2007, 03:49 PM
My dog (large black lab) got a hold of a condom while I was sleeping. I woke up just to find the wrapper. I have looked around online, and it is about 50/50 trip to vet and let it passed.

My plan: I think I am going to give it 4 days and see if it passes. If I don't see it I am going to the vet.

Advice please.
Badinia
06-13-2007, 03:51 PM
He should pass it just fine. Also, his next poop *should* come pre-bagged!
weekapaugjz
06-13-2007, 03:52 PM
He should pass it just fine. Also, his next poop *should* come pre-bagged!

:lol:
lleeder
06-13-2007, 03:54 PM
Yeah I'm sure the vet gets that story all the time.
burrben
06-13-2007, 03:58 PM
only squares use condoms...





























gotta go, my baby's crying
docgoblin
06-13-2007, 04:00 PM
It should pass fine... And you may have just invented the best dog-walking aid ever!
kevcala
06-13-2007, 04:01 PM
It only going to be a problem if he shits out two diaphagms.

That old joke.

Hope the pooch is ok.
Judge Smails
06-13-2007, 04:16 PM
Yeah I'm sure the vet gets that story all the time.

"It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one."

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9d/180px-Fcostanza.jpg
MHasegawa
06-13-2007, 04:20 PM
well.....be lucky yer khram wasnt in it
Fezticle98
06-13-2007, 04:20 PM
My dog (large black lab) got a hold of a condom while I was sleeping.

Was it a Magnum?
ChrisTheCop
06-13-2007, 04:24 PM
A) never leave a condom on after use.
B) never put peanut butter on it.
Hottub
06-13-2007, 04:27 PM
Just pick him by the tail, and shake the fuck out of him!
kevcala
06-13-2007, 04:33 PM
Was it a Magnum?

Well played.
DarkHippie
06-13-2007, 04:50 PM
was it used?
boeman
06-13-2007, 05:09 PM
was it used?


I woke up just to find the wrapper.

if it was he spent some time sealing it back up for reuse... :tongue:
DarkHippie
06-13-2007, 05:58 PM
if it was he spent some time sealing it back up for reuse... :tongue:

I just turn them inside out and use them again
Patches
06-13-2007, 09:31 PM
I can't decide between jokes asking if you were wearing it at the time, or if the dog is going to fart and have a balloon come out of its ass..

Decisions...
Fezticle98
06-13-2007, 09:34 PM
Why was your dog wearing a condom? Isn't he "fixed"?
sailor
06-14-2007, 01:56 AM
probably didn't need a condom to get oral from a dog.


seriously, hope the doggie's ok!
Cleophus James
06-14-2007, 03:40 AM
was it used?
It was hanging off the sink. Just got done washing it.
Cleophus James
06-14-2007, 03:49 AM
I found the condom, but I shit it out. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Actually 5:06 AM (central), I found it in the dogs poo. I set it in the garbage can. Hope the grabage man doesn't pay too close attention, or there could be problems.

I am so releived. I read a couple of stories about dogs dead because a condom wrapped around their intestine.

Thread winners:
1 Hottub
Runners up: Burrben, Fezticle98
cupcakelove
06-14-2007, 04:27 AM
Glad your dogs OK. I hope this teaches you about the dangers of condom use.
Hottub
06-14-2007, 04:38 AM
Glad your dogs OK. I hope this teaches you about the dangers of condom use.


I conceed my win to this post!
Chigworthy
06-14-2007, 05:31 AM
I am so releived. I read a couple of stories about dogs dead because a condom wrapped around their intestine.



Did they have surgery to have the condom wrapped around their intestine? How is this even possible otherwise?
Jujubees2
06-14-2007, 05:58 AM
Damn, you just found yourself one great drug mule!
boeman
06-14-2007, 04:41 PM
Damn, you just found yourself one great drug mule!

He said it was his dog...

doesn't anyone pay any attention around here?
DonInNC
06-14-2007, 05:13 PM
Glad to hear she's ok, now rubber nose in it so she doesn't do it again.