I Forgot!...

[tele7]

.... Her Birthday. I was too busy being self absorbed with work and myself. You'd think I would pick up on the fact that she left work early, and called to ask "How about going out to dinner?" Nope! We've only been dating for 3 years!! After getting off the phone with her an hour ago, I can tell she had been crying. She's usually not the type to let her emotions show, and she always thinks of other people before herself. I plan to try to make it up to her tomorrow somehow. I really hate myself right about now.

[JPMNICK]

Flowers tommorow at work for her saying "thursday birthdays are no fun, lets make it an entire weekend"

then you owe her nice dinner tommorow night as well as a home cooked dinner on sat night. and take her somewhere nice.

[Fat_Sunny]

Oh Man, T-7, This Is Hard. You Have To Make It Up To Her, Big Time.

[waltermitty]

.... Her Birthday. I was too busy being self absorbed with work and myself. You'd think I would pick up on the fact that she left work early, and called to ask "How about going out to dinner?" Nope! We've only been dating for 3 years!! After getting off the phone with her an hour ago, I can tell she had been crying. She's usually not the type to let her emotions show, and she always thinks of other people before herself. I plan to try to make it up to her tomorrow somehow. I really hate myself right about now.



Well you fucked up...no getting around it...
The only thing to do is make her feel special and do a whole lotta perfect shit tomorrow...
Flowers, Picnics, Cuddling, Cunnilingus....
Whatever it takes.....
Maybe do the unthinkable.... be honest.....tell her you spaced on the date...
tell her you'll do anything to make it up to her....
I bet things will work themselves out...

[tele7]

Flowers tommorow at work for her saying "thursday birthdays are no fun, lets make it an entire weekend"

then you owe her nice dinner tommorow night as well as a home cooked dinner on sat night. and take her somewhere nice.

Thanks! I was leaning that way, Even though her friends at work will be saying "that douche forgot your birthday" I will use your thursday qoute, hopefully she will get a laugh out of it.

[tele7]

Well you fucked up...no getting around it...
The only thing to do is make her feel special and do a whole lotta perfect shit tomorrow...
Flowers, Picnics, Cuddling, Cunnilingus....
Whatever it takes.....
Maybe do the unthinkable.... be honest.....tell her you spaced on the date...
tell her you'll do anything to make it up to her....
I bet things will work themselves out...


Flowers-check
Picnic-check
Cuddling-check
The alphabet....got it



..and the unthinkable has already been done.

[JPMNICK]

Thanks! I was leaning that way, Even though her friends at work will be saying "that douche forgot your birthday" I will use your thursday qoute, hopefully she will get a laugh out of it.

It will def work. And really try and pretend like you planned it. say "after 3 years, don't you think I know when the day is!" say you wanted to suprise her and you have a lot of shit planned for the weekend because you wanted to make it extra special. and say it is like a suprise party, but it is a suprise weekend.

then you got to come through with a lot of stuff!

[tele7]

It will def work. And really try and pretend like you planned it. say "after 3 years, don't you think I know when the day is!" say you wanted to suprise her and you have a lot of shit planned for the weekend because you wanted to make it extra special. and say it is like a suprise party, but it is a suprise weekend.

then you got to come through with a lot of stuff!

Already came clean tonight, but operation "above and beyond" is still in full force.

[Don Stugots]

you are fucked.

[Fat_Sunny]

Already came clean tonight, but operation "above and beyond" is still in full force.

If All Else Fails, Use The Nuclear Option: TEARS: "Honey, I Have Just Been So Pre-Occupied With Work And I'm So Stressed Out I'm About To Snap" And Then Waaaaaaa...Start A Few Tears. It Is A Last Resort, But Showing Weakness Gets The Gals Every Time!

[tele7]

you are fucked.

Thanks. I will sleep well tonight. Couldn't you just say "you're fucked"? "You are fucked" seems so harsh, and takes longer to read.

[tele7]

If All Else Fails, Use The Nuclear Option: TEARS: "Honey, I Have Just Been So Pre-Occupied With Work And I'm So Stressed Out I'm About To Snap" And Then Waaaaaaa...Start A Few Tears. It Is A Last Resort, But Showing Weakness Gets The Gals Every Time!

How do you think I got a girlfriend in the first place?

[Don Stugots]

heehee. sorry man.

i think so far you are doing the right thing as far as how to make it up to her. stay the course.

(this kind of picks up on the thing we spoke about, you dig?)

[tele7]

heehee. sorry man.

i think so far you are doing the right thing as far as how to make it up to her. stay the course.

(this kind of picks up on the thing we spoke about, you dig?)

dug. thanks.

[Crippler]

Flowers-check
Picnic-check
Cuddling-check
The alphabet....got it

Remember, lots of capital T!

Good luck man.

[angrymissy]

you are fucked.

Oh yeah you are. Set up online reminders or something!!! (I know Jeff has something like that set up where it sends him an email when it's someones birthday)

[drjoek]

Biggest mistake on the block You will have to keep up the above and beyond for a LONG time.

[Death Metal Moe]

Don't beat yourself up too much. Life is fucking busy these days. Sorry you can't make every waking moment a fucking romatic movie scene for her.

It was kinda rough of you to miss it, but if she's gonna hold this over your head for weeks or months, fuck her. She ain't perfect either.

[JerseyRich]

I think the right thing to do here is to bring her to ReillyLuck's Birthday party tonight at Bar9.

There's nothing like bringing your girlfriend to another girl's party to cheer her up and make you look like a stud at the same time.

Plus. Buying her a bowling ball with your name engraved on it will work wonders.




p.s. Don't take relationship advice from me. Ever. Love ya Tom!

[A.J.]

Tell her that you simply got swept up in the excitement of Reilly's and Mojo's birthday. She'll understand.

[cupcakelove]

Ouch, that sucks. Women never forget anything, especially something like this.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

forgetting a birthhday yikes

You need to buy yourself out of this, good enough gifts and flowers for a few days


**** ESPECIALLY SEND THE FLOWERS TO HER JOB, THE GIRLS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO UPSTAGE EACH OTHER, SEND GIFTS, FLOWERS AND SUCH TO HER JOB....

This will make her look good at work, and then you will slide.

I dont forget Dates, but I am a man, I tend to have a Flower Fuck up Once every 2 months.

:king:

[JerseyRich]

forgetting a birthhday yikes

You need to buy yourself out of this, good enough gifts and flowers for a few days


**** ESPECIALLY SEND THE FLOWERS TO HER JOB, THE GIRLS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO UPSTAGE EACH OTHER, SEND GIFTS, FLOWERS AND SUCH TO HER JOB....

This will make her look good at work, and then you will slide.

I dont forget Dates, but I am a man, I tend to have a Flower Fuck up Once every 2 months.

:king:

I think 1-800 Flowers has a tab on their website called the "Flower Fuck Up Bouquet"

Or atleast they should.

[riverofpiss]

Dead man walking, dead man walking...

[MadMatt]

Flowers tommorow at work for her saying "thursday birthdays are no fun, lets make it an entire weekend"

then you owe her nice dinner tommorow night as well as a home cooked dinner on sat night. and take her somewhere nice.

Wow - that could be one of the best posts ever!

[tele7]

For starters, Thank the Lord............& Taylor. And Flowers by Maria. I may still have to re think the Olive Garden though. Thanks Buddays!



http://www.prestoimage.com/store/graphics/1248_pd429253_1.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

Oooooohhhhh.....COACH! She'll Love It, Budday!!

You're Half-Way Home Already!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think 1-800 Flowers has a tab on their website called the "Flower Fuck Up Bouquet"

Or atleast they should.


:lol: you are on a roll, and its hard for me to give u a compliment, u are a Yankee fan who likes Randy more

:king:

[FezPaul]

How do you think I got a girlfriend in the first place?

That really works!?!?!? *looks for visine*

[JerseyRich]

:lol: you are on a roll, and its hard for me to give u a compliment, u are a Yankee fan who likes Randy more

:king:

I don't like drunken, racist, cursing Randy more.

You sir, have topped your brother.


Eww.