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[Fallon]

I went to dinner with my budday, his wife and some of her friends for her birthday tonight. It was a wine and fondue restaurant. The food tasted okay, but as soon as I was finished I had to go to the bathroom and do some business. I couldn't even go out to the club afterwards because my stomach was so upset, I hopped on the train home while everyone else went to have fun!

Maybe I didn't cook the food enough or something or maybe it was the Kangaroo which happened to taste good. Alls I know is I got a world of pain to get used to tonight.

[Don Stugots]

insert pic of melvin with the words "HA-HA" under it.

[MHasegawa]

isnt that hot cheese or something?

[Fallon]

isnt that hot cheese or something?

Something like that. They give you plates of raw meat and you cook it yourself in pots with oil or some shit.

[patsopinion]

Something like that. They give you plates of raw meat and you cook it yourself in pots with oil or some shit.

sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen

[Fat_Sunny]

Yeah You Can Also Do Bread Cubes Dipped In Cheese And Cake Cubes Dipped In Chocolate.

Outstanding Food If You Are French Or Gay.

EXCELLENT Thread Title By The Way!

[patsopinion]

EXCELLENT Thread Title By The Way!

yea this is a very aptly named thread

[Fallon]

Yeah You Can Also Do Bread Cubes Dipped In Cheese And Cake Cubes Dipped In Chocolate.

Outstanding Food If You Are French Or Gay.

EXCELLENT Thread Title By The Way!

Yeah, the bread and potato's in the cheese were good, as was the desert.

[weekapaugjz]

yea this is a very aptly named thread

for him to poop on!

http://mynameisearlkress.com/weblog/triumph01.jpg

[Fez4PrezN2008]

for him to poop on!

http://mynameisearlkress.com/weblog/triumph01.jpg
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap::clap:

[Fezticle98]

insert pic of melvin with the words "HA-HA" under it.

Who's Melvin?

[Fallon]

insert pic of melvin with the words "HA-HA" under it.

Who's Melvin?

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/ehlee/Images/Pictures/nelson.gif
FACE!!! STUGOTS FACE!!!

[Fezticle98]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2746/fonziexf0.jpg

Aaay!

[Kevin]

Who's Melvin?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/47/Melvin_and_Howard_DVD_cover.jpg

[tele7]

Feel your pain. I had an airport chili dog kick my ass about a year ago. Honestly, who buys a chili dog from an airport? Apparently me. I had the shits for a week. I even got a $150 charge from the Marriott for bed linens. Honestly, who shits the bed....apparently me.

[Stankfoot]

Feel your pain. I had an airport chili dog kick my ass about a year ago. Honestly, who buys a chili dog from an airport? Apparently me. I had the shits for a week. I even got a $150 charge from the Marriott for bed linens. Honestly, who shits the bed....apparently me.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/wherespoppa.jpg

"He took a dump in the bed?"

[JPMNICK]

this happened to my cousin when he went as well, he said it was the oil he cooked the stuff in that made him sick. he was down for a day.

[tele7]

oh jeez:flush:

[DonInNC]

this happened to my cousin when he went as well, he said it was the oil he cooked the stuff in that made him sick. he was down for a day.

I don't know anything about fondue, but my bet is on the oil as well since it came on so fast. It's been my experience that food poisoning always shows up at 2 AM.

[StupidGirlllll]

Maybe I didn't cook the food enough or something or maybe it was the Kangaroo which happened to taste good. Alls I know is I got a world of pain to get used to tonight.

You ate Kangaroo? I never heard of eating kangaroo..was it chewy or did it just taste like chicken?

[DonInNC]

You ate Kangaroo? I never heard of eating kangaroo..was it chewy or did it just taste like chicken?

And what kind of beer do you drink with it? Something hoppy?

[Tall_James]

You ate Kangaroo? I never heard of eating kangaroo..was it chewy or did it just taste like chicken?

Sounds like you will roo the day you ever went there.

[moochcassidy]

this happens all the time. did you actually have the wine part of this equation?

theyre supposed to advise you to drink tea or alcohol with fondue or else it all congeals in your guts and can make you feel sick.

you need some booze or tea (dont ask me why tea) to break it down.

[Bulldogcakes]

Yeah, the bread and potato's in the cheese were good, as was the desert.

The Irish guy liked the potatos! SHOCKING!

[Bulldogcakes]

Sounds like you will roo the day you ever went there.

Now I have an upset stomach.

[Reephdweller]

Yeah You Can Also Do Bread Cubes Dipped In Cheese And Cake Cubes Dipped In Chocolate.

Outstanding Food If You Are French Or Gay.

EXCELLENT Thread Title By The Way!


I never like your posts when you don't do them in third person. I'd rather see "F_S Thinks You Can Also Do Bread Cubes...

Maybe I'm alone on this, but third person F_S are better.

[Kevin]

I dunno.. Like i told Fallon.. Kangaroo's seem like giant Rodents to me.. But what do i know..

[moochcassidy]

I never like your posts when you don't do them in third person. I'd rather see "F_S Thinks You Can Also Do Bread Cubes...

Maybe I'm alone on this, but third person F_S are better.

seconded.

[Reephdweller]

After watching that last Top Chef...kangaroo meat does not look appealing to me.

[Ritalin]

Feel your pain. I had an airport chili dog kick my ass about a year ago. Honestly, who buys a chili dog from an airport? Apparently me. I had the shits for a week. I even got a $150 charge from the Marriott for bed linens. Honestly, who shits the bed....apparently me.

Yeah, chili dogs at the airport is great food, if you're French or gay.

[Bulldogcakes]

EXCELLENT Thread Title By The Way!

I would have went with "Fon-doo doo" myself.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

men dont eat fondue, unless u get some later on

:king:

[Marc with a c]

I would have went with "Fon-doo doo" myself.

or 'fondookie'

[Death Metal Moe]

Getting the shits every now and then is just part of the whole eating at different places game. One in every 10 or 20 will give you the shits.

But just to add this quickly, I was never impressed with the whole Fondue thing. Had it awhile ago, less than impressed. Seems like a hard dish to do right. The food needs to be cubed up properly, the right size, and you have to keep that stupid cheese melting at the right temp the whole time.

Not worth the trouble, bring me a prime rib.

[Fat_Sunny]

I never like your posts when you don't do them in third person. I'd rather see "F_S Thinks You Can Also Do Bread Cubes...

Maybe I'm alone on this, but third person F_S are better.

Interesting. F_S Has Been Trying To Do At Least 25% Of His Posts Non-Third Person, Ever Since Getting A PM From Someone In Upper Management, Who Shall Of Course Remain Nameless, Suggesting That He Drop The Third Person "Gimmick".

Sometimes The Pressure Of Being A Board Character Is Just Too Much To Bear.

[weekapaugjz]

Interesting. F_S Has Been Trying To Do At Least 25% Of His Posts Non-Third Person, Ever Since Getting A PM From Someone In Upper Management, Who Shall Of Course Remain Nameless, Suggesting That He Drop The Third Person "Gimmick".

Sometimes The Pressure Of Being A Board Character Is Just Too Much To Bear.

don't let the man keep F_S down! fight the power!

[spoon]

And what kind of beer do you drink with it? Something hoppy?

Sounds like you will roo the day you ever went there.

Funkman alert! Very nice people! That's nice.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/28/borat_narrowweb__300x495,0.jpg

[moochcassidy]

Interesting. F_S Has Been Trying To Do At Least 25% Of His Posts Non-Third Person, Ever Since Getting A PM From Someone In Upper Management, Who Shall Of Course Remain Nameless, Suggesting That He Drop The Third Person "Gimmick".

Sometimes The Pressure Of Being A Board Character Is Just Too Much To Bear.

Im Actually Quite Pissed Off About That. Fats Style Greatly Annoyed Mooch At First, Which I Think, Is Why Fats Amuses Mooch So.

Best Bit Is F_S Will Even Reply To Pm's In This Bizzare Fashion

Fat Sunny Gets A Gimmick...Dont Make A Fuckin Maniac Outta Me

Suggestion Duly Noted...Back To Fon Dus and Donts

[Tall_James]

Maybe I didn't cook the food enough or something or maybe it was the Kangaroo which happened to taste good. Alls I know is I got a world of pain to get used to tonight.

Would you refer to this distress as "the thunder from Down Under"?

[Kevin]

Interesting. F_S Has Been Trying To Do At Least 25% Of His Posts Non-Third Person, Ever Since Getting A PM From Someone In Upper Management, Who Shall Of Course Remain Nameless, Suggesting That He Drop The Third Person "Gimmick".

Sometimes The Pressure Of Being A Board Character Is Just Too Much To Bear.

Come on.. Who is the tight ass mod that sent you that PM.. ITS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD.. So you have a little fun As a 3rd person... GET OVER YOURSELF... Wow, that actually flabbergasted me..

[Fat_Sunny]

Im Actually Quite Pissed Off About That. Fats Style Greatly Annoyed Mooch At First, Which I Think, Is Why Fats Amuses Mooch So.

Best Bit Is F_S Will Even Reply To Pm's In This Bizzare Fashion

Fat Sunny Gets A Gimmick...Dont Make A Fuckin Maniac Outta Me

Suggestion Duly Noted...Back To Fon Dus and Donts

It Was Actually A Very "Warm" And Friendly PM From The Person F_S Would Consider His Favorite In Management. It Was Well Reasoned And Soft, And In No Way An Ultimatum. It Was " I Like You And Want To Know More About You As A Person, And Maybe You Could Consider....?"

F_S Is Always Open To New Ideas, So He Figured He'd Experiment A Bit. If It Had Been An Ultimatum, F_S Would Have Evaporated That Day.

F_S Knew How Mooch Would React To This!

[Fallon]

You ate Kangaroo? I never heard of eating kangaroo..was it chewy or did it just taste like chicken?

And what kind of beer do you drink with it? Something hoppy?

It was chewy and smelled gross. No beer, it was a wine restaurant.

I feel okay now after having the shits last night.

[weekapaugjz]

F_S Knew How Mooch Would React To This!

just mooch!?! thanks, thanks a lot...:down:

[Fallon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDq0SAYW44

[Ritalin]

Interesting. F_S Has Been Trying To Do At Least 25% Of His Posts Non-Third Person, Ever Since Getting A PM From Someone In Upper Management, Who Shall Of Course Remain Nameless, Suggesting That He Drop The Third Person "Gimmick".

Sometimes The Pressure Of Being A Board Character Is Just Too Much To Bear.

WHAT? That's seriously fucked up! It is, quite literally, the grammar police.

FREE FAT_SUNNY!

Edit: I was so pissed that I didn't keep reading. I totally agree with Mooch. The third person thing bugged me at first, but then it got funny, then not funny, then funny again.

IT'S A BIT!

[A.J.]

Sounds like you will roo the day you ever went there.

More like POO the day!

A ge ge ge, and so forth.

[JimBeam]

I also dig the 3rd person bit.

It never annoyed me I guess because I knew it would annoy others and that is always funny.

I can't believe that somebody actually even suggested you stop posting like that.

What's next having to actuallu use our real names.

[Fat_Sunny]

just mooch!?! thanks, thanks a lot...:down:

Well, Mooch Has A Particular Zeal For "Free Speech" Issues Large And Small, So That's Why F_S Singled Him Out!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Come on.. Who is the tight ass mod that sent you that PM.. ITS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD.. So you have a little fun As a 3rd person... GET OVER YOURSELF... Wow, that actually flabbergasted me..
F4P, while not being particularly humorous himself, did get quite titillated at the many F_S comments, especially those in the 3rd person. F4P's advice would be to let F_S remain unhindered in his style. Even a "warm" and friendly invitation to do otherwise is simply an attempt to further perpetuate communism on that beloved message board.

[lleeder]

Who's Melvin?

He's the chipmunk that hangs out with Simon and Theodore.

[BoondockSaint]

Would you refer to this distress as "the thunder from Down Under"?


That made me laugh out loud. Bravo, sir.

[Reephdweller]

While Reef has to admit that at first he was not a huge fan of F_S, Reef grew to love and then hate and then love and then in the warped way of the board Reef had what they call a moment of clarity. He accepted the bit and learned to enjoy it and even look forward to it.

Reef sure don't know why you would get that kind of a suggestion, but it's what it is he guesses.

One things for sure though, Reef somehow singlehandedly and unintentionally derailed Mr Fallon's fondoo-doo thread. For that he is saddened and happy all at once.

[Friday]

Fondue scares me as cheese is always an intestinal coin toss in my world... I feel your pain, Fallon dear!

[FUNKMAN]

or maybe it was the Kangaroo which happened to taste good.

i'd be hopping mad if i was you... teehee

i was up in Salem Mass about 5 years ago and had some bad Clam Chowder. I should have shot a new workout video called " 18 Hour Abs " cause after i got finished heavin for 18 hours my stomach felt like i did half a million situps

flat coke and toast

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Funk, that is the most beautiful story you have told C_C_C to date. C_C_C is going to relay it to his girlfriend, for posterity's sake.

C_C_C makes fondue every now and then but he never uses cheese with it. He is not the biggest cheese fan when it's not on a pizza or a burger or isn't mozzarella. C_C_C likes to boil peanut or canola oil, put a wedge of sliced potato in to keep the hot oil from crackling off the top of the pot and into C_C_C's precious face, and C_C_C dips into the oil cubes of beef that C_C_C obtains from the butcher and dices himself. C_C_C likes to take the freshly cooked meat afterwards and dips it into one of several fondue sauces passed down in C_C_C's family, including a Mustard/Mayo sauce, and a Sour Cream/Dill weed combination (his favorites!). As C_C_C knows how gross the first sauce must sound, C_C_C can do no more than to simply say "It must be tried before you deride". C_C_C has yet to have bowel movements from the bottom of his anus as a result of "the Due"!

C_C_C is most certainly not French, nor is he gay, or so he wasn't the last time he checked.

[Marc with a c]

i like fat sunny.

i call him sat funny sometimes when he is funny.

[FUNKMAN]

i like fat sunny.

i call him sat funny sometimes when he is funny.

you're certainly having your way with words tonight... funny stuff!

[Kevin]

i like fat sunny.

i call him sat funny sometimes when he is funny.

So you basically call him fat sunny alot... No?

[FUNKMAN]

i like fat sunny.

i call him sat funny sometimes when he is funny.

So you basically call him fat sunny alot... No?

in other words you're not calling him ' sunny the light '


alright i know it's a stretch...

[Don Stugots]

in other words you're not calling him ' sunny the light '


alright i know it's a stretch...

I can F_S, which is short for Funny Sunny.

[Kevin]

in other words you're not calling him ' sunny the light '


alright i know it's a stretch...

Hey i chuckled..