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thepaulo
06-20-2007, 02:23 PM
check the end of the listening thread to see what i think....

lleeder
06-20-2007, 02:25 PM
I'll check now. Sorry to see you so upset.

BoondockSaint
06-20-2007, 02:26 PM
Don't let the assholes get to you Paul. I love all of your appearances.

JPMNICK
06-20-2007, 02:27 PM
Don't let the assholes get to you Paul. I love all of your appearances.

I agree 100%

lleeder
06-20-2007, 02:28 PM
I just read the post. I hope you become the new producer. Great Tirade, don't let people get you down.

MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 02:30 PM
drinkin' rum and coca-cola

Tenbatsuzen
06-20-2007, 02:32 PM
drinkin' rum and coca-cola

...for posting AND movie reviews.

I kid, I kid.

JPMNICK
06-20-2007, 02:32 PM
drinkin' rum and coca-cola

thats when we love him the most

FUNKMAN
06-20-2007, 02:32 PM
analingus yay!

MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 02:40 PM
...for posting AND movie reviews.

I kid, I kid.

he actually was a little tipsy today lol

thepaulo
06-20-2007, 02:45 PM
yeah whatwever....kiss my mother fucking ass.....you know who you are....newbie dickweeds

weekapaugjz
06-20-2007, 02:47 PM
keep up the great work paulo. it is appreciated by the true fans of the show.

Tenbatsuzen
06-20-2007, 02:47 PM
yeah whatwever....kiss my mother fucking ass.....you know who you are....newbie dickweeds

Why DIDN'T you like "Knocked Up"?

Bob Impact
06-20-2007, 02:48 PM
yeah whatwever....kiss my mother fucking ass.....you know who you are....newbie dickweeds

What is it, anger day today?

I want to hug Paul-O now, and maybe rub his Thug Life tattoo gently with the back of my hand.

weekapaugjz
06-20-2007, 02:49 PM
What is it, anger day today?

I want to hug Paul-O now, and maybe rub his Thug Life tattoo gently with the back of my hand.

don't you mean play tummy sticks?

Bob Impact
06-20-2007, 02:50 PM
don't you mean play tummy sticks?

You always make it a gay thing, i'm just trying to comfort Paul-O here.

FUNKMAN
06-20-2007, 02:52 PM
http://www.juicyrumors.com/images/charlize_theron-ass_kiss.jpg

JPMNICK
06-20-2007, 02:53 PM
http://www.juicyrumors.com/images/charlize_theron-ass_kiss.jpg

Now that i watched Arrested Development I can not look at her without thinking of MR F

weekapaugjz
06-20-2007, 02:56 PM
You always make it a gay thing, i'm just trying to comfort Paul-O here.

you're right, im sorry.

thepaulo
06-20-2007, 02:56 PM
I'm full of love....just not for droopy cunt, stink asshole, flacid dick minus balls, publess, brainless, gutless sons of neanderthals.....(not to disparrage cavemen)

Gvac
06-20-2007, 02:59 PM
Can somebody post a link so I know what the hell is being spoken about?

FUNKMAN
06-20-2007, 02:59 PM
I'm full of love....just not for droopy cunt, stink asshole, flacid dick minus balls, publess, brainless, gutless sons of neanderthals.....(not to disparrage cavemen)

don't forget ' fuckfaces '

or as reilly might put it ' phuckphaces '

Bob Impact
06-20-2007, 03:00 PM
I'm full of love....just not for droopy cunt, stink asshole, flacid dick minus balls, publess, brainless, gutless sons of neanderthals.....(not to disparrage cavemen)

I do like the random cursing diatribes though. You should work that into your reviews, as in:

I give this movie three dripping cockheaded mongoloid fucktard twat faced cunt suckers.

MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 03:00 PM
I'm full of love....just not for droopy cunt, stink asshole, flacid dick minus balls, publess, brainless, gutless sons of neanderthals.....(not to disparrage cavemen)

You forgot stupid, lazy, and disresepectful.
(sorry a movie quote was in order)

Tenbatsuzen
06-20-2007, 03:00 PM
I'm full of love....just not for droopy cunt, stink asshole, flacid dick minus balls, publess, brainless, gutless sons of neanderthals.....(not to disparrage cavemen)

http://www.thirdwayblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/caveman_1.jpg

First of all, I'm not 100% completely in love with your tone right now.

mikeyboy
06-20-2007, 03:07 PM
You forgot stupid, lazy, and disresepectful.
(sorry a movie quote was in order)

Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. :wink:

MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 03:07 PM
Can somebody post a link so I know what the hell is being spoken about?

I love most of you guys over here....but the haters can suck my dick......
I could have talked for hours about movies today especially with a whole series of controversial subjects...but it's ron&fez's fucking show and what they want goes.....so don't bitch at me limp dicked pussy ass whores.....all ron has to do is set a date and i would gladly go all john wayne on every dumb ass loser who thinks they know shit.....
just line up the hayseeds and we'll go punch for punch for fucking hours.....and i'm grateful to those at fba that sent flowers but that goes double for any leaky douchebag cum suck over there and whatever other fucking rock a low life infection that exists out there would want to crawl from under.....
but again we could go the other way and be nice.....but other wise go fuck your mother

Here ya go

Gvac
06-20-2007, 03:07 PM
I read the listening thread and I'm trying to figure out what got you so bent out of shape Paul.

Was is the one poster who said all you did was list the movies coming out and who's in them?

MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 03:08 PM
Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. :wink:
I'm glad someone got it. Paul didn't know what I meant. lol

thepaulo
06-20-2007, 03:15 PM
gvac....you know the score....but to clarify.... some ladies and gentlemen of questionable intelligence on today's listening thread and a group over at fba and wackbag sites think i'm stupid.....but...it is not so, i tell you....... i just play a stupid on the radio

FUNKMAN
06-20-2007, 04:07 PM
gvac....you know the score....but to clarify.... some ladies and gentlemen of questionable intelligence on today's listening thread and a group over at fba and wackbag sites think i'm stupid.....but...it is not so, i tell you....... i just play a stupid on the radio

what a bunch of twatos...

MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 04:12 PM
I think Paul is getting his period.

FUNKMAN
06-20-2007, 04:13 PM
I think Paul is getting his period.

be careful when you go down on him

teehee :smile:

Lenay
06-20-2007, 04:21 PM
You may be an asswhack Paulo :smile: but you are my asswhack :wub: love you Paulo

Lenay D

burrben
06-20-2007, 04:53 PM
i don't listen for one day and i miss so much.


i think you're cool, paul. though i doubt that helps

Mafialife Chris
06-20-2007, 05:12 PM
gvac....you know the score....but to clarify.... some ladies and gentlemen of questionable intelligence on today's listening thread and a group over at fba and wackbag sites think i'm stupid.....but...it is not so, i tell you....... i just play a stupid on the radio

Let me know Paul!
I'll make a few ppl dissapear (banned)
I Run this "thing of ours". (the internet, lol)
Aww come on, you know everyone loves to "rib" ya budday.
It's almost like, as soon as you call in, the sharks come out. I know the feeling now!
Fuck the haters.

S0S
06-20-2007, 05:18 PM
Does Paul-O have a site where he has his reviews for movies and gossip?

If not I think ronfez.net would be a wonderful place for Paul O's reviews.

I think people only get a fraction of Paul O because of the constraints on being on the radio for only a short period of time each week and it more about the character of Paul O than the person.

reillyluck
06-20-2007, 05:22 PM
Seriously Paul, Phuck them!!!! Haters will be haters. the great thing about messageboards is that people like them tend to have a big mouth, when in reality they wouldnt have the nerve to say all that shit in person. Messageboard pussies.

MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 05:26 PM
Does Paul-O have a site where he has his reviews for movies and gossip?

If not I think ronfez.net would be a wonderful place for Paul O's reviews.

I think people only get a fraction of Paul O because of the constraints on being on the radio for only a short period of time each week and it more about the character of Paul O than the person.

He has been reviewing movies at STI

led37zep
06-20-2007, 05:28 PM
Kill em all Paul O...every last one of them. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE!!!!!!!

I'll leave you with a Clerks Quote:

"Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead."

See...all makes sense now.

Arch Stanton
06-20-2007, 05:36 PM
I can't believe they got to ya. You know we love ya more then our luggage.

Enjoy the ride even though you don't like this road you are on right now.

Suck it up buttercup

nevnut
06-20-2007, 05:37 PM
Paul-o, I absolutley love when you are on. Phuck all those asssholes (hayseeds) that don't get the bit. I've loved your schtick since I started listening.

Midkiff
06-20-2007, 06:32 PM
I love da Paul! Oh!

http://suburbarazzi.lohudblogs.com/files/2007/01/clay.jpg

thepaulo
06-20-2007, 07:00 PM
I'm just saying......it's time for somebody somewhere to get a boot up the ass.....
but yes ....there were a number of subjects worthy of discussion in relation to today's movies
and i was fully prepared for an extensive discussion....so if the assholes want to call up and and engage in an intelligent discussion, I would be delighted.....
but i guess I'm just having my period today....

Recyclerz
06-20-2007, 07:13 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2628

Don't worry Paul, the French Canadians still love you.

Marc with a c
06-20-2007, 07:16 PM
did you say something bad about willie nelson again?

sailor
06-20-2007, 07:20 PM
be careful when you go down on him

teehee :smile:

You may be an asswhack Paulo :smile: but you are my asswhack :wub: love you Paulo

Lenay D

am i the only one made uncomfortable by these threads back-to-back?

epo
06-20-2007, 07:22 PM
I gotta admit that I love it when Paulo turns a little bit heel. I know I've said this before, but honestly Paulo is easily the best sport on radio.

Gvac
06-20-2007, 07:27 PM
Paul O is hysterical. His willingness to roll with a bit is second to none, and he's obviously one of the most compassionate men on the face of the Earth.

I've been a fan since the first time I heard him on the radio and I hope he's with the show forever.

Don't pay attention to the naysayers, Paul. You're hilarious and unique.

drjoek
06-20-2007, 07:34 PM
Youre the Man Paul O


I think everyone needs a little RnR

celery
06-20-2007, 07:34 PM
Paul-o, your segments are my favorite thing on Ron and Fez's show, and I've been a dedicated (borderline obsessive) R&F listener for 6+ years.

mikeyboy
06-20-2007, 07:39 PM
did you say something bad about willie nelson again?

An excellent example of Paul O going with the bit. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2950) Love ya, Paul. Don't worry -- the real fans get the bit. Complaining that you don't review the movies reminds me of the guy who was complaining about Guy Guyerson because "he doesn't really seem to be that knowledgable about sports"

thepaulo
06-20-2007, 07:41 PM
boy ...fishing for compliments really works....
seriously, I'm crying like a big baby.....

Marc with a c
06-20-2007, 07:42 PM
boy ...fishing for compliments really works....
seriously, I'm crying like a big baby.....

how would you know how a baby cries?

mikeyboy
06-20-2007, 07:43 PM
boy ...fishing for compliments really works....
seriously, I'm crying like a big baby.....

Pussy. :wink:

King Hippos Bandaid
06-20-2007, 07:46 PM
Paul-O I enjoy your Radio Time, the blurbs and reviews are gr8, too bad the hayseeds ruined the comedy pyramids and the oscar blurbs

WNEW Paulo-O Blurbs were my favorite

Ron adn you have good chemestry, he may put the oots to you, but it is in a funny intelligent way

:king:

Fat_Sunny
06-20-2007, 07:46 PM
Paul-O, You Never Reviewed Rochelle, Rochelle...The Musical, So You May Not Have Heard These Excellent Words Of Advice From Bette Midler:

When the nay sayers nay you pick up your pace
So nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face.
I'm having adventures all over the place.
Rochelle ROCHELLE!

Marc with a c
06-20-2007, 07:47 PM
i still can't believe opie is the one that made you laugh, i will never forgive you for that.

King Hippos Bandaid
06-20-2007, 07:49 PM
i still can't believe opie is the one that made you laugh, i will never forgive you for that.


the only laff from Opie was when he called the Dominatrix Joey Ramone

:king:

MellySmelly
06-20-2007, 07:50 PM
how would you know how a baby cries?

because he's heard them when you steal their teddy bears

Enabler
06-20-2007, 08:15 PM
did you say something bad about willie nelson again?


That is f'n hilarious. You have full liscence to be emotional Paul. But I hope you know that many people do look forward to your segment and respect your contribution to the show. We all understand that you go back with r&f way further than anyone with the show now. Dont let the fuckers get ya down.

Death Metal Moe
06-20-2007, 08:23 PM
Hey Paul, what the fuck did I just tell you last week?

Whoever doesn't like you should go suck a fat black cock. Done. Period.

You are old school on the show and the fans enjoy you. Fuck haters.

As an old listener and poster here, I enjoy you on the show and am sure most of the fans do too.

celery
06-20-2007, 09:30 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2318

docgoblin
06-21-2007, 03:34 AM
Whoever doesn't like Paul-O's segment doesn't get the show, Period! When was the bit just about reviewing movies? The whole interaction between Paul-O and the boys (and the listeners) is funny as hell. Check the file library. Some of the most classic bits include Paul. My personal favorite is when he was trying to review Analyze That and Lenay called him an Ass-Whack... If you haven't heard it go check it out.

Don't worry about the naysayers Paul... There are far more supporters out here than there are detractors.

Cleophus James
06-21-2007, 03:49 AM
Paul-o, I absolutley love when you are on. Phuck all those asssholes (hayseeds) that don't get the bit. I've loved your schtick since I started listening.
SO hayseeds are asssholes or asssholes are hayseeds? I just want to get it right for my myspace.

nevnut
06-21-2007, 03:51 AM
SO hayseeds are asssholes or asssholes are hayseeds? I just want to get it right for my myspace.

Both.:wink:

cupcakelove
06-21-2007, 04:19 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2318

Haha, great pic!

Cleophus James
06-21-2007, 04:52 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2318
THat pattern on his boxers is the same pattern my grandma has on the tile in the bathroom.

EliSnow
06-21-2007, 05:28 AM
An excellent example of Paul O going with the bit. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2950) Love ya, Paul. Don't worry -- the real fans get the bit. Complaining that you don't review the movies reminds me of the guy who was complaining about Guy Guyerson because "he doesn't really seem to be that knowledgable about sports"

Don't get me started.

Dingbat_Charlie
06-21-2007, 06:18 AM
it's the legendary Paul O.

Chigworthy
06-21-2007, 11:05 AM
Don't take shit off of anyone Paulo. As a newb, I'll say that I always look forwards to your appearances and you're the last of the good sports. Don't let these cockfaced drive-by posting shitlovers get you down.

buzzard
06-22-2007, 07:33 AM
Paulo,you remain one of the best aspects of R&F piss on the haters,they'd look better underwater anyway!

FUNKMAN
06-22-2007, 09:49 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2318

no doubt Paul-O has got a grasp on the bit

boeman
06-22-2007, 03:41 PM
I've always thought the paul-o bit was funny... I turned a former co worker onto the buddays because he liked paul-o on the show. I do wish more people got the bit though, it would make for better calls.

AnnoyedGrunt
06-23-2007, 06:29 AM
I always liked Paul. How can you not? He's the man who makes the movies!

I bet in 6 months we'll have a second big ass bash where Paul O goes in to a battle rotale against the asshole listeners.