How do Jews do it?

[lleeder]

I just had a nice cheeseburger off the grill and can't imagine not having meat and cheese together. How can strict kosher jews follow this rule. Cheese must be melted on beef. For those of you that can avoid this I have to bow to your restaint. There is no way I could ever comply, I'm just too weak. What religious eating practice do you think would be the hardest for you?

[Kevin]

With holes in their bed sheets.

[FUNKMAN]

on the cheap

[LiddyRules]

through guilt, neurosis and hate of their mother

[weekapaugjz]

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[Ritalin]

With holes in their bed sheets.

Beat me to it. My wife says that if she had to do it with an hasidic jew that she'd want a sheet with a hole in it, too.

[FezPaul]

Same as everyone else...but they keep meticulous records.

[Judge Smails]

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[Tenbatsuzen]

How do Jews do it?

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[badorties]

I just had a nice cheeseburger off the grill and can't imagine not having meat and cheese together. How can strict kosher jews follow this rule. Cheese must be melted on beef. For those of you that can avoid this I have to bow to your restaint. There is no way I could ever comply, I'm just too weak. What religious eating practice do you think would be the hardest for you?

the meat and cheese thing would hurt ... so would the absence of bacon and all other wonderful pork variations

but, missing out on ship, lobster & muscles would be ungodly

[sailor]

the meat and cheese thing would hurt ... so would the absence of bacon and all other wonderful pork variations

but, missing out on ship, lobster & muscles would be ungodly

a life without bacon would make me sad. :( i actually like to have a bacon cheeseburger on good friday and think how so many religions (including my own) would totally disapprove of it.

[weekapaugjz]

a life without bacon would make me sad. :( i actually like to have a bacon cheeseburger on good friday and think how so many religions (including my own) would totally disapprove of it.

there is a club that would like you to join them...

http://kkk.wanted.eu.org/obrady.jpg

[Judge Smails]

the meat and cheese thing would hurt ... so would the absence of bacon and all other wonderful pork variations

but, missing out on ship, lobster & muscles would be ungodly


If you were raised that way you really would have no idea what you were missing.

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eating nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces."

[BadGuyDavey]

i agree... it must suck to be muslim... my buddy isnt aloud pork... i hate whole pieces of it but I LOVE BACON... bacon cheeseburgers are the best shit ever... and if i wasnt aloud to eat them i would probably commit harikari like a japanese guy

[reillyluck]

i always wanted to have sex with a jew. just sayin'

[Kevin]

i agree... it must suck to be muslim... my buddy isnt aloud pork... i hate whole pieces of it but I LOVE BACON... bacon cheeseburgers are the best shit ever... and if i wasnt aloud to eat them i would probably commit harikari like a japanese guy

Can you miss something you never had?? And this is about Jews not Muslims... Jews Don't eat pork either.. Strict Jews at least..

[sailor]

there is a club that would like you to join them...

http://kkk.wanted.eu.org/obrady.jpg

i'm so confused by this post. the kkk were anti-catholic (my religion) as well as anti-semitic, but weren't opposed to all religion. i'd imagine they had some sort of warped protestant religious background and would be just as opposed to the eating of meat on good friday. am i just reading too much into a silly post?

[scottinnj]

I just had a nice cheeseburger off the grill and can't imagine not having meat and cheese together. How can strict kosher jews follow this rule. Cheese must be melted on beef. For those of you that can avoid this I have to bow to your restaint. There is no way I could ever comply, I'm just too weak. What religious eating practice do you think would be the hardest for you?

They just eat White Castle Slyders w/o cheese. They are just as good. There is one up in Toms River near Lakewood. Tons of Jews up there, and the White Castle has customers around the block.

The hardest eating practice for me would be the old catholic rule of Fish on Fridays. Other then fried catfish fillets, I just can't stomach seafood.

[weekapaugjz]

i'm so confused by this post. the kkk were anti-catholic (my religion) as well as anti-semitic, but weren't opposed to all religion. i'd imagine they had some sort of warped protestant religious background and would be just as opposed to the eating of meat on good friday. am i just reading too much into a silly post?

yes, it was about your bacon cheeseburger on good friday comment and the kkk being anti-semitic and anti-catholic.

[sailor]

They just eat White Castle Slyders w/o cheese. They are just as good. There is one up in Toms River near Lakewood. Tons of Jews up there, and the White Castle has customers around the block.

The hardest eating practice for me would be the old catholic rule of Fish on Fridays. Other then fried catfish fillets, I just can't stomach seafood.

fish not required, just no meat. have pizza if ya prefer.

yes, it was about your bacon cheeseburger on good friday comment and the kkk being anti-semitic and anti-catholic.

sweet!

[scottinnj]

i'm so confused by this post. the kkk were anti-catholic (my religion) as well as anti-semitic, but weren't opposed to all religion. i'd imagine they had some sort of warped protestant religious background and would be just as opposed to the eating of meat on good friday. am i just reading too much into a silly post?

No I don't think so. Protestants like me never had that silly Friday Fish thing, and the KKK are the hardcore wacky Baptists who aren't too far off from the modern day haters...the Westboro Baptist Church (Yep, the Phelps)
Now having said that, being a Baptist myself I understand where someone can say not all Baptists are KKK, just like a Catholic saying not all priests are kid-touchers. But the KKK came from the Baptists, and we still haven't apologized for that one yet. But the KKK never went for the no meat on Friday to put a simple ending on an otherwise rambling post. Sorry.

[Fezticle98]

i always wanted to have sex with a jew. just sayin'

Why has no one jumped on this yet?

[scottinnj]

fish not required, just no meat. have pizza if ya prefer.



Yeah, that's right! Reminds me of a freind of mine at work...she is Hindu and has to be a vegetarian. She does say a good cheese pizza is common ground for all religions.

WORLD PEACE ONE DOMINO'S ORDER AT A TIME!!

[scottinnj]

Why has no one jumped on this yet?


Sex with a Jew? Okay I'll bite. What do you call a jewish girl who gives it up in the backseat of a Mercedes Benz?


C'mon, c'mon someone have a punchline!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a life without bacon would make me sad. :( i actually like to have a bacon cheeseburger on good friday and think how so many religions (including my own) would totally disapprove of it.


Agreed, am 1/2 Jewish (raised jewish)

I told my Italian Father In law that no religion will ever get in the way of me Eating Bacon.

He enjoyed that he says that to his friends to this day

:king:

[JPMNICK]

no pork products would put me over the edge. i could deal with no shellfish.

i also could not be hindu because I need steak.

[FUNKMAN]

no pork products would put me over the edge. i could deal with no shellfish.

i also could not be hindu because I need steak.

which brings up a question

if a jewish person married a hindu would they worship the cow menorah ?

[DarkHippie]

Its really easy to keep kosher when you live in the desert and raise sheep like the ancient jews used to do. I'm a modern jew and i love me some cheeseburgers

i always wanted to have sex with a jew. just sayin'
If i had a nickel for everytime i've heard that . . .







. . . I would open a nice shop in the Garment District. make my Tzadie proud.

[JesterOfSadness]

Why has no one jumped on this yet?

I would have, but I'm not jewish.

[JPMNICK]

which brings up a question

if a jewish person married a hindu would they worship the cow menorah ?

Thats a great question. I will ask the Muslim/Christian priest lady to look into it

[scottinnj]

What is a cow menorah? Are menorahs made from cows? Seriously, I always thought menorahs were made of cotton. Menorahs are what you wear on your head in Temple, right?

[sailor]

Yeah, that's right! Reminds me of a freind of mine at work...she is Hindu and has to be a vegetarian. She does say a good cheese pizza is common ground for all religions.

WORLD PEACE ONE DOMINO'S ORDER AT A TIME!!

one of my best friends is hindu and he only has to eat vegetarian on tuesdays or thursdays. like he can choose one of the two each week, or something like that.

[drjoek]

Theyre GODS chosen People

[Marc with a c]

i was hoping this would be about how they keep yarmulkes on.

[FUNKMAN]

i overheard a jewish boy ask his dad for 50 dollars. his dad replied " 40 dollars what do you need 30 dollars for? "

[A.J.]

The hardest eating practice for me would be the old catholic rule of Fish on Fridays. Other then fried catfish fillets, I just can't stomach seafood.

We had some pasta variant.

[TrailerTrash]

i always wanted to have sex with a jew. just sayin'

in my experience it's really no biggie :blink:

[Hottub]

i always wanted to have sex with a jew. just sayin'

Meh. If you are into non-creative, hurried sex, (with a guilt trip for dessert) Go for it.

[cupcakelove]

My girlfriend is Jewish, and its very interesting to see the different levels of adherence to the dietary restrictions through out her family. Her mom keeps a pretty kosher kitchen, with two sets of dishes (you see, not only can you not put cheese on meat, but cheese and meat cannot touch the same dishes, even if you wash them in between), but when she goes out she'll order crab cakes for dinner. Once, a cousin of hers was visiting from Israel, we met for lunch, and she ordered a club sandwich. I was blown away.

[mendyweiss]

Jewish girls do it with their eyes closed.

[SatCam]

What is a cow menorah? Are menorahs made from cows? Seriously, I always thought menorahs were made of cotton. Menorahs are what you wear on your head in Temple, right?

:laugh:

[Death Metal Moe]

I understand the whole "If you weren't raised with it you probably wont miss it" angle, but I think that most of us can agree that frying bacon in the air is one of the universal smells that gets us drooling.

I still believe that a Jew or Muslim wh smelled this would start to wonder if they'd chosen the right path. Bacon has the power to make men deny their God.

[scottinnj]

Oh MY GOD, I had the Wendy's 1/2 pound triple cheeseburger with mega-bacon on it today.

Not only would I disobey my religion, I'd fuck my mother for another one if I had to.

[scottinnj]

Jewish girls do it with their eyes closed.


That's so their eyes don't sting when they get jizzed in the face. It's taught at Jew School.

[reillyluck]

Meh. If you are into non-creative, hurried sex, (with a guilt trip for dessert) Go for it.

youve convinced me otherwise, good man. :tongue:

[Marc with a c]

fuck, i just converted.

[legroommusic]

I just had a nice cheeseburger off the grill and can't imagine not having meat and cheese together. How can strict kosher jews follow this rule. Cheese must be melted on beef. For those of you that can avoid this I have to bow to your restaint. There is no way I could ever comply, I'm just too weak. What religious eating practice do you think would be the hardest for you?

who has tie for cheese when you're running hollywood and the banks?

[DarkHippie]

in my experience it's really no biggie :blink:

It's funny cause its true . . . and my own personal shame