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nickeye
11-18-2001, 07:33 PM
Is it just me, or does "Pinellas Park" sound like a fake hometown? I looked it up, and it IS a real place, but it still sounds fishy.

Perhaps it's an anagram (… la Hannibal Lecter). Will mixing up the letters will give us insight into Fez's psyche?

Let's see...

Slap Earl Pink (heh, heh)
Penis Pal Karl (a name from the past?)
Kin Lap Pearls (well, that's what I heard)
Klan Rape Lisp (hmmmm)

and, of course:
Spear All Pink


Actually, it looks like it might be some kind of weird conspiracy, or cult, or something:
"Horde King"="Kinder Hog",
"Sweet Melissa"="Males See Wits",
"Pantera"="Ant Rape"...

Or maybe I just have too much time on my hands.

--NickEye

JustJon
11-18-2001, 07:45 PM
or maybe it's just a town in Florida

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TheGameHHH
11-18-2001, 08:51 PM
Or maybe it is a town in florida, but nickeye also has too much time on his hands.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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BigBlue86
11-18-2001, 08:55 PM
Actully, I recently read an interview with "Macho Man" Randy Savage. He currently leaves in Pinellas Park, FLA.

Go figure...

...I tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time man. Damn straight, I always wanted to do that, and I think if I was a millionaire I could hook that up too, 'cuz chicks dig a dude with money...well, the type a chick that'll double up on a dude like me do.

RF Godfather
11-19-2001, 02:18 AM
Yeah TheGameHHH, he definitely got way too much time in his hands if he did all that anagram dealie.

It is a real place by the way, nickeye.

I think I'll walk on by now.

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nickeye
11-19-2001, 04:43 PM
Okay, I guess I was out of line with the "Pinellas Park" thing, but what about Iris, from "Bay Ridge"? That place can't possibly be real.

Could Ron and Fez be trying to tell us something about a "Gay Bride"? Or is it a hidden reference to Iris's age ("I'd be Gray")?

And, before you scoff, consider this:
"Billy Staples"="Splits a Belly"

--NickEye

JustJon
11-19-2001, 05:12 PM
Iris, from "Bay Ridge"? That place can't possibly be real.
Heckler, comment?

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FezWad
11-19-2001, 05:20 PM
It's entertainment as long as it entertains who cares? and yes you do have a little too much time on our hands don't we?

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Gvac
11-20-2001, 05:34 AM
I love anagrams!

Nickeye = icy keen

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nickeye
11-20-2001, 05:50 AM
Then how 'bout this one:

"Effmeboobs"="Mobs Of Beef"

I think I need a healthier hobby.

--NickEye

agent_314
11-20-2001, 06:45 AM
Hmmm. Maybe this guy is onto something. "agent314" scrambles to "a 314 gent."<br>

Okay. So maybe my name doesn't work too well in this thread. I also noticed that there are other board members whose names don't really scramble. Examples include "gvac" and "TheGameHHH" (too many H's).<br>

Why the anagrams, nickeye? Are you a mastermind lunatic criminal in practice? Or do you just have too much time on your hands?

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nickeye
11-20-2001, 05:45 PM
Oh. My. God. This one's scary. I just realized why "Dan From Hoboken" has to work on his writing: it's the "Handbook For Men"!

Why the anagrams, nickeye? Are you a mastermind lunatic criminal in practice? Or do you just have too much time on your hands?


Everything will make sense once the newspapers print my manifesto.

--NickEye
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nickeye
11-21-2001, 07:40 AM
Okay, one more hometown anagram. Perhaps the source of the "Al is gay" sentiment is actually an anagram of "Woodbridge": "We Do Big Rod".

Replying to yourself is sign of impending mental collapse.

--NickEye

nickeye
11-21-2001, 07:42 AM
Replying to yourself is sign of impending mental collapse.
Tell me about it.

--NickEye

The Blowhard
11-22-2001, 01:43 AM
Okay, I guess I was out of line with the "Pinellas Park" thing, but what about Iris, from "Bay Ridge"? That place can't possibly be real


Just rent "Saturday Night Fever" and see me in my glory, polyester and all.

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Thunderlips
11-22-2001, 05:18 AM
LOL nickeye!


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-22-2001, 01:02 PM
Just rent "Saturday Night Fever" and see me in my glory, polyester and all.


I loved you in the very beginning!! Where did you get those awesome shoes???


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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 11-22-01 @ 5:11 PM

nickeye
11-22-2001, 04:52 PM
Mr. and Mrs. Lips:

Don't pretend you're not part of this tangled web. I'm calling out "Alice S. Fuzzybutt" right now:

"Fuzzy Catt is Blue"

Okay, I don't know the reason for your feline's depression, nor have I a clue about the superfluous "t". It's all just a little too sinister, if you ask me.

Then again, if you ask me, the red Teletubby is a Communist.

--NickEye

The Belcher
11-22-2001, 06:26 PM
Mine only becomes chebler, which is a microbe that eats guano. Actually, that's not true. I have a pet microbe and I named him that.

Don't visit my website at www.mp3.com/TheBelcher AOL IM: Belcherrific

nickeye
11-22-2001, 07:55 PM
Belcher, if you add the "The", you can be "Leech Berth".

I guess that's a place where you park leeches. Sorry, bro - I tried.

--NickEye

The Belcher
11-23-2001, 09:51 PM
Actually mine was a caesarian berth. My sister was the LEECH BERTH! HA! (fun with speling erors!)

Don't visit my website at www.mp3.com/TheBelcher AOL IM: Belcherrific