Mike North Rant?

[thefirebuilds]

Does anyone have Ron's first rant about Mike North where he picks up the accent and screams about being from "sHI KAH GOE?" I would love the audio of that, one of my favorite bits.

stupid FIBs.

[yomudder21]

I'd get it but i am busy cooking brats.

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

you aLMOST MADE ME DROP MY FUHKING PIZZA! DEEP DISH ALL OVER THE FLOOR

[riverofpiss]

Ron's Mike North impression is my favourite impression of somebody I have never heard of.

[thefirebuilds]

the funny part is how close he sounds to those italian sasidge eatin' basturds down there. I hope Ron comes to Chicago, I would totally rock the EL.

love,
livin' in the land of the juneteenth riots.

[Ritalin]

Wait, I totally missed this. Ron did a MIKE NORTH impression?

That's like Jimmy Kimmel doing an East Side Dave impression. Totally out of left field.

It's funny, but I've noticed that Ron has an anti Chicago thing, back to the JFK days. I think it's an East Coast thing. (Philly's East Coast for sure, right?) I grew up in Chicago, so I'm biased, but you never hear New York, Boston or Philly people ever say anything good about Chicago. I don't know why, and I'm not doing the whole Second City thing. It just is.

[underdog]

It's funny, but I've noticed that Ron has an anti Chicago thing, back to the JFK days. I think it's an East Coast thing. (Philly's East Coast for sure, right?) I grew up in Chicago, so I'm biased, but you never hear New York, Boston or Philly people ever say anything good about Chicago. I don't know why, and I'm not doing the whole Second City thing. It just is.

Ron has been talking about how, in their two weeks off, he'll end up in Chicago.

And its not an anti-Chicago thing, its an anti-Midwest thing. You're basically the same as Milwaukee to us on the East Coast.

[TheMojoPin]

OK, Ron doing an impression of Mike North is something I need to hear. I hate, hate, HATE, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate Mike North with a burning passion that makes the ladies and gents swoon as I pass.

Second, Ron, quit hating on my hometown. I know it's because Philly food is just crappy, watered down versions of the wonderfully atery-clogging delicacies we've made famous out this way.

[TheMojoPin]

And its not an anti-Chicago thing, its an anti-Midwest thing. You're basically the same as Milwaukee to us on the East Coast.

That's some weak fucking sauce. I've been to hack 'burgs like Milwaukee and St. Louis...Chicago is a fucking classic CITY that doesn't deserve to be lumped in with the likes of them.

[Ritalin]

Wait, I totally missed this. Ron did a MIKE NORTH impression?

That's like Jimmy Kimmel doing an East Side Dave impression. Totally out of left field.

It's funny, but I've noticed that Ron has an anti Chicago thing, back to the JFK days. I think it's an East Coast thing. (Philly's East Coast for sure, right?) I grew up in Chicago, so I'm biased, but you never hear New York, Boston or Philly people ever say anything good about Chicago. I don't know why, and I'm not doing the whole Second City thing. It just is.

Ron has been talking about how, in their two weeks off, he'll end up in Chicago.

And its not an anti-Chicago thing, its an anti-Midwest thing. You're basically the same as Milwaukee to us on the East Coast.

Yeah, alright, a couple of things, sporto.

I graduated from high school in 1983 in Connecticut, and I've been living in Queens NY for the past 12 years, and I'm not quite sure why you feel so comfortable flying that "East Coast is superior to the Midwest" attitude you're coping. I mean, you're from BOSTON. There's really no reason to be in Boston if you've already graduated college. Really...no...nothing.

And ease up on Milwaukee. I LIKE Milwaukee. It's a real town with a beautiful lakefront and it's in Wisconsin, the most underrated state in the United States (when I'm done with this response, I'm starting a "most underrated state" thread).

Boston is NOT underrated. It's old, tired, and riding on history that nobody gives a fuck about anymore. It hasn't produced a good band since the Del Fuegos. The traffic stinks and you're responsible for Ben Affleck.

So get off your high stinkin horse, Southie!

[epo]

That's some weak fucking sauce. I've been to hack 'burgs like Milwaukee and St. Louis...Chicago is a fucking classic CITY that doesn't deserve to be lumped in with the likes of them.

Come on Mojo, don't let these bastards split us apart. Let' fight these Boston pricks arm in arm! Don't be fucking with Milwaukee on my watch goddamn it!

[weekapaugjz]

Come on Mojo, don't let these bastards split us apart. Let' fight these Boston pricks arm in arm! Don't be fucking with Milwaukee on my watch goddamn it!

ive actually always wanted to make a trip to milwaukee, i heard its a real fun city. i have a feeling its very similar to buffalo.

[TheMojoPin]

Alice Cooper taught me everything I need to know about Milwaukee. I see no need to ever go there.

Seriously though, I don't think it's a bad place...I just think it's ridiculous to compare it and Chicago as if they're the same city in terms of scope and size alone.

[Ritalin]

Come on Mojo, don't let these bastards split us apart. Let' fight these Boston pricks arm in arm! Don't be fucking with Milwaukee on my watch goddamn it!

Epo, I'm with you man.

Fucking Boston? I don't think so.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

All generalizations are weak-minded ignoramus cakes.

So it's unsurprising that they all suck and miss alot of points.

[epo]

Epo, I'm with you man.

Fucking Boston? I don't think so.

We gave the world Heather Graham, Boston gave us Ben Affleck. I'm done with this thread.

[underdog]

How could you not like Boston? From the blatant racism, to the really, really, really old buildings that are falling apart, the shitty traffic, and every third guy being named Sully, its so great.

I was kidding with the Chicago/Milwaukee thing, but most cities from the midwest just seem to have no character at all. Plus, when I think of the midwest, the first city that pops in my mind is Cleveland. And I've actually been to Cleveland. *shiver*

[Ritalin]

How could you not like Boston? From the blatant racism, to the really, really, really old buildings that are falling apart, the shitty traffic, and every third guy being named Sully, its so great.

I was kidding with the Chicago/Milwaukee thing, but most cities from the midwest just seem to have no character at all. Plus, when I think of the midwest, the first city that pops in my mind is Cleveland. And I've actually been to Cleveland. *shiver*

Dude, you did it again and now you've actually put me in the position of defending Cleveland. And here goes:

Nobody in Cleveland would EVER do that "*shiver*" thing that you just did, AND Harvey Pekar lives in Cleveland, which makes it twice as cool as Boston. I don't know how else to say this, Skippy: Nobody is impressed with Boston except deluded people from Boston. It's not great shakes. It's Dullsville with bad public construction. Boston is partially responsible for 9/11. Boston is fucked up fakey fake lock jaw George Plimpton, and he's dead.

So stop trying to make Boston better than other cities. It isn't. Except Gary, Indiana, and that's not something you want to put in a brochure.

[thefirebuilds]

Ron has been talking about how, in their two weeks off, he'll end up in Chicago.

And its not an anti-Chicago thing, its an anti-Midwest thing. You're basically the same as Milwaukee to us on the East Coast.

AHAHAHA take that stupid flatlanders hahahah

wait. ow. :(


((ooc: Milwaukee and Chicago both have a lot of really cool history and character of their own. Out here we all think of NYC as smelling like urine and dangerous as hell. The irony of that, however, is Chicago, Boston, NYC all have a lower violent crime per capita rate than Milwaukee. The place is a cesspool. Earl would get eaten alive. The whole love/hate your town thing we will never agree on. Can we just agree to disagree?))


Where is that Mike North impression btw? the reason i posted the thread. remember?

[BeltOfScotch]

but you never hear New York, Boston or Philly people ever say anything good about Chicago. I don't know why, and I'm not doing the whole Second City thing. It just is.

Every person I know that has been to Chicago, including myself, loves it there. I love Chicago, it's not NYC, but it's much better than Philly.

[thefirebuilds]

Every person I know that has been to Chicago, including myself, loves it there. I love Chicago, it's not NYC, but it's much better than Philly.

UR MIE FREND AHZIE, DONT CALL MY SHOW ACTIN' LIKE A JERK'OFF!!!

I love hating this guy!

[sailor]

i honestly don't think most east coasters even think aboot chicago, or other midwest towns. not an attack, but there's no bias. i've heard nothing but good spoken of chicago but it just never comes up unless someone's just been there.

i also don't think boston's so bad but i don't think it's special either. personally, i love the history shit, but other than that it's just a smaller version of nyc. that's just my opinion, and i've also never had a bad time there.

[thefirebuilds]

i honestly don't think most east coasters even think aboot chicago, or other midwest towns. not an attack, but there's no bias. i've heard nothing but good spoken of chicago but it just never comes up unless someone's just been there.

i also don't think boston's so bad but i don't think it's special either. personally, i love the history shit, but other than that it's just a smaller version of nyc. that's just my opinion, and i've also never had a bad time there.

Those of us in the midwest fear NYC because we can't drive our SUVs and farm implements around town.

[sailor]

Those of us in the midwest fear NYC because we can't drive our SUVs and farm implements around town.

i'm a little thrown by this. i'm sure it's super-clever and funny, but i'm just not getting your point. (basically, could you explain this so i'm in on it? thanks much! :) )

[TheMojoPin]

i'm a little thrown by this. i'm sure it's super-clever and funny, but i'm just not getting your point. (basically, could you explain this so i'm in on it? thanks much! :) )

I'd explain it, but I have to go milk the cows before they kick over another lantern.

[sailor]

I'd explain it, but I have to go milk the cows before they kick over another lantern.

for the record let me repeat that i'm not saying anything bad aboot chicago. hell, i've always wanted the cubs to do well. don't that count for anything?

[epo]

AHAHAHA take that stupid flatlanders hahahah

wait. ow. :(

((ooc: Milwaukee and Chicago both have a lot of really cool history and character of their own. Out here we all think of NYC as smelling like urine and dangerous as hell. The irony of that, however, is Chicago, Boston, NYC all have a lower violent crime per capita rate than Milwaukee. The place is a cesspool. Earl would get eaten alive. The whole love/hate your town thing we will never agree on. Can we just agree to disagree?))


Come on! You and I both know that if you avoid a certain 5 mile X 5 mile chunk of real estate, Milwaukee is actually quite safe.

[Fat_Sunny]

I'd explain it, but I have to go milk the cows before they kick over another lantern.

Interesting Fact: On The Very Same Night As The Vaunted "Chicago Fire", A Truly Huge And Devastating Fire Tore Through Peshtigo, Wisconsin And Surrounding Areas. The Estimated 2000 Dead Made It The Worst Fire In US History.

And Yet Chicago Took All The Credit For The Big Disaster That Night. Braggards! Meh.

[TheMojoPin]

Interesting Fact: On The Very Same Night As The Vaunted "Chicago Fire", A Truly Huge And Devastating Fire Tore Through Peshtigo, Wisconsin And Surrounding Areas. The Estimated 2000 Dead Made It The Worst Fire In US History.

And Yet Chicago Took All The Credit For The Big Disaster That Night. Braggards! Meh.

Would anyone really miss Peshtigo?

[Fat_Sunny]

Would anyone really miss Peshtigo?

No, Not That Night...Cause There Was No One Left!!

[TheMojoPin]

No, Not That Night...Cause There Was No One Left!!

WE WON!!!

[epo]

Interesting Fact: On The Very Same Night As The Vaunted "Chicago Fire", A Truly Huge And Devastating Fire Tore Through Peshtigo, Wisconsin And Surrounding Areas. The Estimated 2000 Dead Made It The Worst Fire In US History.

And Yet Chicago Took All The Credit For The Big Disaster That Night. Braggards! Meh.

There was also two towns in Michigan that had huge fires that night as well. Elementary school history lessons from the Midwest are certainly paying off in a big big kinda way!

[epo]

No, Not That Night...Cause There Was No One Left!!

135 years later there is only like 3500 people living in Peshtigo. I'd say the fire killed the town!

[Fat_Sunny]

There was also two towns in Michigan that had huge fires that night as well. Elementary school history lessons from the Midwest are certainly paying off in a big big kinda way!

You Got That Right! Fat Remembers His 5th Grade Teacher Speculating That Embers From The Peshtigo Fire Were Carried By The Wind Down To Chicago And Then Started The Puny Chicago Fire.

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow? Come On...Give Us Something We Can Use!!

[epo]

You Got That Right! Fat Remembers His 5th Grade Teacher Speculating That Embers From The Peshtigo Fire Were Carried By The Wind Down To Chicago And Then Started The Puny Chicago Fire.

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow? Come On...Give Us Something We Can Use!!

Chicago has always been quick to scapegoat the Catholics!

[thefirebuilds]

and didnt the great chicago fire give birth to Navy Pier when they plowed the mess under?

[Ritalin]

Chicago is an indian word meaning "Wild Onion".

I don't know why I posted that, but there you go.

[thefirebuilds]

You smell like a wild onion. ... what would i know

seriously, anyone have the audio? I need a new ringtone MP3

[hwyengr]

Remember, folks, its not the fire that made Chicago famous, but how quickly and fabulously it arose from the ashes. Unlike Peshtigo.

Oh, and I dislike Boston too. I'll take 25 or 6 to 4 over More Than a Feeling anyday.

[epo]

Remember, folks, its not the fire that made Chicago famous, but how quickly and fabulously it arose from the ashes. Unlike Peshtigo.

Oh, and I dislike Boston too. I'll take 25 or 6 to 4 over More Than a Feeling anyday.

Stop it with your puny fire.

[HBox]

Remember, folks, its not the fire that made Chicago famous, but how quickly and fabulously it arose from the ashes. Unlike Peshtigo.

Oh yeah? I bet you can't do it again!

[saladclare]

Milwaukee is great, if you subtract the blacks.

[epo]

Milwaukee is great, if you subtract the blacks.

That my friend will get you one of these:

http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archives/2001/04/13/aeani.gif

[CofyCrakCocaine]

That my friend will get you one of these:

http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archives/2001/04/13/aeani.gif

We play that clip to drown out the thunderous applause.

[thefirebuilds]

Milwaukee is great, if you subtract the blacks.

an endless sea of empty breweries aren't that great.