The Agony of Defeat

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/six.flags.accident/index.html

[Tenbatsuzen]

That's a lawsuit that has more than a leg to stand on.

[Fallon]

That ride will knock your socks off.

[JPMNICK]

well at least now she has a chance to marry a Beatle

[Tenbatsuzen]

When asked how such an incident could happen, Six Flags owner Dan Snyder said, "I'm stumped."

[Fallon]

"Passengers drop 154 feet at 54 mph"

Well, maybe 152 feet.

[JPMNICK]

her next ride was the log plume, as the log

[reillyluck]

She'll never take a walk on the wild side again.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You must be this tall to ride this ride... well, not anymore...

[JPMNICK]

at least next she goes she will not have to pay for a locker to keep a dry pair of shoes and socks for the way home

[Tenbatsuzen]

Superman will sav-

"WRONG!!!!!!"

[Tenbatsuzen]

It was the quickest 10 pounds a woman's ever lost.

[Fallon]

It's raining feet... hallelujah!

[Fallon]

My Super Sweet 16 Dismemberment.

[JPMNICK]

she still has 2 more working knee joints than the old superman

[Tenbatsuzen]

Get off on the good foot... OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

[Fallon]

Sucks to be you!
http://www.sologirldiary.com/images/galleries/kates-playground/001.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sucks to be you!
http://www.sologirldiary.com/images/galleries/kates-playground/001.jpg

That is a fantastic fucking callback but waaaaay too inside.

[Heather 8]

So, can someone walk me through what happened, step-by-step?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Apparently, Jim Ross was screaming "FOOT ON THE ROPES! FOOT ON THE ROPES!" right before.

[Fallon]

Apparently, Jim Ross was screaming "FOOT ON THE ROPES! FOOT ON THE ROPES!" right before.

Was the before or after the clothesline from hell?

[scottinnj]

The last instruction she heard was the ride attendant telling her to "walk this way...."
Uh-oh spaghettios!

[Fallon]

Where did this happen?

Kentucky.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Kenny Loggins and Kevin Bacon unavailable for comment.

[A.J.]

Where did this happen?

Kentucky.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Here's how you can tell:

"The people on the ride just came and hit the ground," she said. "When I got up there, the lady she was just sitting there, and she didn't have no legs. ... And she was just there, calm, probably in shock from everything."

"I seen the car go up. Then, like, the cable broke, I heard -- pwchh -- and I heard a lot of people screaming," Chris Stinnett, who was at a ride next to the Superman Tower of Power, told WDRB/WMYO.

"The cable went under the car -- and I seen it pull up and hit a lot of people -- and I seen them bring their legs up," Stinnett said.

Thank you for living the stereotype, Kentucky!

[DarkHippie]

A Superman ride that ruins your legs? How ironic.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Well, the good news, they found the feet immediately and she was rushed into surgery.

Gentlemen... we can rebuild her. We have the technology...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

would have been a better title for this thread

:king:

[tupper65]

Is the woman's name Eileen?

[JimBeam]

What's so gruesome about this is they aren't sure when it happened.

Can you imagine if it happened before the ascent and she was like that the whole way up and then down ??!!

Awful !!

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/rides-shut-down-after-girls-feet-severed/20070621195109990001?cid=2359

[Fezticle98]

I bet after she lost her feet, she really lost her head.

Hope they find those feet.

[JesterOfSadness]

Tenbats beat ya to it sir.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61105

[JimBeam]

And he had a much catchier thread title.

Guess this is LOCKED !!

[sailor]

or mergified