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ProfessorAnt
06-22-2007, 08:20 AM
http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/06/20/miracle-diet-pill-with-teeny-tiny-side-effect/

apparently the makers of alli openly inform its users about "gas with oily spotting" and "frequent stools that may be hard to control." http://www.myalli.com/howdoesitwork/treatmenteffects.aspx

Two facts that make me cringe:

"The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza." Who wants slices...mmmmm.

“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.” This shit is fucking hardcore. I guess it turns you into an ass oil derrick.

Furtherman
06-22-2007, 08:24 AM
Jesus tap dancin' christ - f'n disgusting.

Buy a treadmill!

A.J.
06-22-2007, 08:40 AM
Dysentery in a pill!

cupcakelove
06-22-2007, 08:41 AM
This pill works, no shit!

King Hippos Bandaid
06-22-2007, 08:42 AM
Jesus tap dancin' christ - f'n disgusting.

Buy a treadmill!


exactly what i was thinking

but not to copy ill say

Do a Situp

:king:

Midkiff
06-22-2007, 09:45 AM
I was on the advance team of 400 people nationwide who got the pills for free three months early. The oil slicks go away after a couple weeks. It's a very psychological motivation to watch what you eat!!!

HBox
06-22-2007, 09:48 AM
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