Favorite Shitting Pastime

[Doctor Z]

Some people enjoy a good book, the arts & leisure section, the sports page... Then there's more unconventional shitters: the portable gaming device (gameboy,psp,ds), the laptop computer... Or maybe you're just a shit-and-run kinda person. No time to enjoy a good dump; just drop, wipe, and go.
I myself used to be big into the magazine, usually Sports Illustrated, but sometimes a videogame mag. But I recently bought a radio for my bathroom, so I've been enjoying sports talk while dropping mud.

[bigredd]

PSP or Vanity Fair

[Gvac]

I'm pretty sure Baseball Digest was invented for the toilet.

I've been subscribing since I was a kid.

[FUNKMAN]

nothing, nein, nada nada comaneech

i'm in and out lickety split

ewww!

unless when you have that turd sitting at the edge of your asshole and it keeps your asshole expanded but it just doesn't come out. usually i'll wipe as best as i can and then get up and trick it. i'll trick it by starting to pull my pants up and then all of a sudden for some reason it's ready to come out like it was messin with me...

[nevnut]

I read a book.

My wife once told me her oldest son (who moved out before we met) would eat his breakfast usually a bowl of cereal while sittin' on the pot.

[Mike Teacher]

the toilets User's Manual.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Tiger Woods 2007 Golf on my Cell Phone

:king:

[reillyluck]

i stare awkwardly at the wall, kinda like my cat does.

[Bossanova]

New York Times

[dereckfishboy]

God Bless the Digital Age, I'm all about checking my email

[cougarjake13]

usually its magazines

but lately its been the regular mail

[Fezticle98]

One word: Blumpkin

[Bob Impact]

Dancing.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm all about getting the job done quickly and efficiently. Sitting on the toilet too long leads to 'roids. No thanks.

[burrben]

nothing. in and out. i'm a very busy person

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.alliwantforxmasisads.com/nintendo-ds-lite.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

My newest fav. toilet pass-time:

http://whatisnews.typepad.com/whatisnews/tetris.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

Not only do I get in and out as fast as possible, I jump off the bowl and close the lid real fast before any of the stink can escape.

[FUNKMAN]

you gotta pay more attention to your shit than reading some mag... check for blood, texture, floats or sinks, that kinda stuff...

[SatCam]

needle point

[FUNKMAN]

math equations

[SatCam]

math equations

thats only when it doesnt want to come out

[GoatAss]

i play my DS. gotta love playing super mario while i'm dropping bombs.

[Fallon]

Not in there long enough to do something.

[FUNKMAN]

thats only when it doesnt want to come out

i have a sure-fire trick for that, check up a few posts...

[Marc with a c]

i like to build poo structures.

[angrymissy]

Cannot go wrong with Shampoo/conditioner/soap/body wash label

[FUNKMAN]

no doubt a good time to clip the toenails...

[MellySmelly]

No better time to sing the Marine Hymn!!! With all the respect in the world for the corps.

[Dan-E]

usually i read underwater mag or guitar1 mag. occasionally i'll use the labtop

[Mike Teacher]

the counting game 'Sinkers and Floaters'

[bobrobot]

I put on a yachting cap, stand inside the toilet tank & pretend I'm the Tidy Bowl man,

then I shit on the floor!!!

(now U know Y I am getting divorced!!!)

[FUNKMAN]

I put on a yachting cap, stand inside the toilet tank & pretend I'm the Tidy Bowl man,

then I shit on the floor!!!

(now U know Y I am getting divorced!!!)

they're ready for you Bobo...

http://www.pl-gakuen.ac.jp/~kawara/kusunoki/images/toilet.jpg

[PapaBear]

I read a book. When I was a bartender, I only went into the bathroom to do coke. But I told people I was reading a book.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I got this idea from Bronx Johnny...

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/super-mario-bros.jpg

[Marc with a c]

well done timmy

[bobrobot]

I read a book. When I was a bartender, I only went into the bathroom to do coke. But I told people I was reading a book.

I read that book too...

[tupper65]

Entertainment Weekly and my wife just got me 3 issues of Wierd NJ. I'm good for a couple of hours now

[drjoek]

The Bathroom is not a place for me to multitask

[topless_mike]

on the crapper is the best time for lottery scratch-offs.

i can usually bang out 2 games of crossword or bingo in a single dump session.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Excellent bowl reading

http://www.deatabraxin.com/mag_images/00010052545001.jpg

[spadanko]

I'm pretty sure Baseball Digest was invented for the toilet.

I've been subscribing since I was a kid.

YES! Baseball digest indeed!! also, games on my cell phone...

[Crippler]

Original, old school, creamed-spinach-colored GameBoy Tetris.

[Don Stugots]

read a comic book, text message someone. i multi task even on the shitter.

[DolaMight]

I bring a stop watch and see how long it takes everyone to evacuate the swimming pool.

[Midkiff]

I enjoy receiving oral treats while defecating. The woman quickly learns that she has to be skilled and finish up quick, or else she might get the involuntary squirt of lemonade! Better the mayo than the lemonade!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I do like making phone calls from the shitter, and over emphasize the bowel movment. My oter funny line is that I am talking to you naked, usually causes a family member or friend to hangup immediately

:king:

[IMSlacker]

I find shitting to be a perfectly good pastime all by itself. I just relax and enjoy the moment.

[IamPixie]

I enjoy receiving oral treats while defecating. The woman quickly learns that she has to be skilled and finish up quick, or else she might get the involuntary squirt of lemonade! Better the mayo than the lemonade!

I'm so wet right now.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I'm so wet right now.

:wub: Pretend wet is still real love to us fellas. We're gullible types :D

[Midkiff]

I enjoy receiving oral treats while defecating. The woman quickly learns that she has to be skilled and finish up quick, or else she might get the involuntary squirt of lemonade! Better the mayo than the lemonade!

I'm so wet right now.

If you like that, there's plenty more where that came from. Ha ha! :lol:

[bobrobot]

I find shitting to be a perfectly good pastime all by itself. I just relax and enjoy the moment.

"Carpe Ballsack," that's what I always say...

[Dan 'Hampton]

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[Dan 'Hampton]

http://www.mooremilitaria.com/Survival%20Manual.JPG

[bobrobot]

I'm so wet right now.

U O me 4 a new pair of trousers, Miss Pixie!!!

http://www.uky.edu/StudentOrgs/Colonel/spongebob.bmp

that is not my puddle...

[JokesaboutPants]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/toilet/baby_on_toilet.jpg

I started young.

[FUNKMAN]

Favorite Shitting Pastime

smoke a pipe

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[bobrobot]

Favorite Shitting Pastime

smoke a pipe

http://www.panzerdivision.org/CRAPPER.JPG

I betcha he wiped his ass w/ 1 of my relatives!!!

[marky2bucks]

tetris on the cell phone. every time.

[gmat]

Old school electric hand held football game. You know the one with the little dashes. Got it a couple of years ago for five bucks, best investment of my life.

[hedges]

the words of Hank Chinaski