View Full Version : Whats small, black, and in my pants?
lleeder
06-26-2007, 07:23 PM
Today I was fixing a hole in my driveway around 7:30 so I wouldn't be out in the full sun and heat. I looked down at my leg at one point and noticed some dirt and tried to whipe it off, only it wasn't dirt. It was tons and tons of ants.I must have bent down and knocked in a huge anthill. They were all over me and were biting my leg. I can still feel those fuckers in my mind. Yeeach!!!!!
King Hippos Bandaid
06-26-2007, 07:25 PM
I hate ants, had an Ant Problem Last Year in my Apt
:king:
Don Stugots
06-26-2007, 07:26 PM
Whats small, black, and in my pants?
your wife's hand?
sailor
06-26-2007, 07:26 PM
almond joy
lleeder
06-26-2007, 07:27 PM
Whats small, black, and in my pants?
your wife's hand?
racist
reillyluck
06-26-2007, 07:28 PM
Whats small, black, and in my pants?
your wife's hand?
PHACE!
ants are wayyyyyyyy creepy!!! eeek!!
FUNKMAN
06-26-2007, 07:29 PM
poopie pants
I looked down at my leg at one point and noticed some dirt and tried to whipe it off, only it wasn't dirt. It was tons and tons of ants. They were all over me and were biting my leg. I can still feel those fuckers in my mind. Yeeach!!!!!
Sounds like someone's got the DTs again.
Marc with a c
06-26-2007, 07:31 PM
mikey d's penis?
be thankful you don't have fire ants in long island
Kevin
06-26-2007, 08:30 PM
Earl's Penis??
patsopinion
06-26-2007, 08:43 PM
were u dropping acid again?
MadMatt
06-26-2007, 09:04 PM
Emanuel Lewis?
SatCam
06-26-2007, 09:35 PM
apple iphone?
Ritalin
06-27-2007, 02:55 AM
Napoleon's penis?
cupcakelove
06-27-2007, 03:25 AM
I remember that game from when I was a kid.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IWDQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
Midkiff
06-27-2007, 04:27 AM
Earl's cock?
Hottub
06-27-2007, 04:37 AM
Earl's Penis??
Earl's cock?
http://www.cameron.k12.wi.us/es/rif/RIF-Logo-blue_large.gif
Midkiff
06-27-2007, 04:56 AM
http://www.cameron.k12.wi.us/es/rif/RIF-Logo-blue_large.gif
http://h1.ripway.com/Dallas/-Dallas-/The_More_You_Know2.jpg
cupcakelove
06-27-2007, 04:58 AM
I thought you would go for something like this
http://www.amorak.net/ReadingCat.jpg
BoondockSaint
06-27-2007, 05:44 AM
I hope none of them crawled up you ass and laid eggs.
Midkiff
06-27-2007, 05:47 AM
One tousle with a fire ant mound, and you'll be way more careful.
Crispy123
06-27-2007, 05:55 AM
http://www.thefifthbranch.com/images/oldies/devildinosaur/devil5/swarmers.jpg
FUNKMAN
06-27-2007, 06:23 AM
were u dropping acid again?
or a load?
http://www.milkandcookies.com/images/feature/o/oopcrappedpants.jpg
:tongue:
ChimneyFish
06-27-2007, 11:30 AM
Whats small, black, and in my pants?
A minja????
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Jughead
06-27-2007, 11:46 AM
I hope none of them crawled up you ass and laid eggs.
Boondock called you an ass!!!
Jughead
06-27-2007, 11:47 AM
<-------------- was it little OPIE???......Ding Ding Ding
IamFogHat
06-27-2007, 12:01 PM
Ewww! At least it wasn't a leech
http://www.fast-rewind.com/standbyme2.jpg
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