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lleeder
06-26-2007, 07:23 PM
Today I was fixing a hole in my driveway around 7:30 so I wouldn't be out in the full sun and heat. I looked down at my leg at one point and noticed some dirt and tried to whipe it off, only it wasn't dirt. It was tons and tons of ants.I must have bent down and knocked in a huge anthill. They were all over me and were biting my leg. I can still feel those fuckers in my mind. Yeeach!!!!!

King Hippos Bandaid
06-26-2007, 07:25 PM
I hate ants, had an Ant Problem Last Year in my Apt

:king:

Don Stugots
06-26-2007, 07:26 PM
Whats small, black, and in my pants?

your wife's hand?

sailor
06-26-2007, 07:26 PM
almond joy

lleeder
06-26-2007, 07:27 PM
Whats small, black, and in my pants?

your wife's hand?

racist

reillyluck
06-26-2007, 07:28 PM
Whats small, black, and in my pants?

your wife's hand?

PHACE!



ants are wayyyyyyyy creepy!!! eeek!!

FUNKMAN
06-26-2007, 07:29 PM
poopie pants

Gvac
06-26-2007, 07:30 PM
I looked down at my leg at one point and noticed some dirt and tried to whipe it off, only it wasn't dirt. It was tons and tons of ants. They were all over me and were biting my leg. I can still feel those fuckers in my mind. Yeeach!!!!!

Sounds like someone's got the DTs again.

Marc with a c
06-26-2007, 07:31 PM
mikey d's penis?

SinA
06-26-2007, 08:28 PM
be thankful you don't have fire ants in long island

Kevin
06-26-2007, 08:30 PM
Earl's Penis??

patsopinion
06-26-2007, 08:43 PM
were u dropping acid again?

MadMatt
06-26-2007, 09:04 PM
Emanuel Lewis?

SatCam
06-26-2007, 09:35 PM
apple iphone?

Ritalin
06-27-2007, 02:55 AM
Napoleon's penis?

cupcakelove
06-27-2007, 03:25 AM
I remember that game from when I was a kid.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IWDQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

Midkiff
06-27-2007, 04:27 AM
Earl's cock?

Hottub
06-27-2007, 04:37 AM
Earl's Penis??

Earl's cock?

http://www.cameron.k12.wi.us/es/rif/RIF-Logo-blue_large.gif

Midkiff
06-27-2007, 04:56 AM
http://www.cameron.k12.wi.us/es/rif/RIF-Logo-blue_large.gif

http://h1.ripway.com/Dallas/-Dallas-/The_More_You_Know2.jpg

cupcakelove
06-27-2007, 04:58 AM
I thought you would go for something like this

http://www.amorak.net/ReadingCat.jpg

BoondockSaint
06-27-2007, 05:44 AM
I hope none of them crawled up you ass and laid eggs.

Midkiff
06-27-2007, 05:47 AM
One tousle with a fire ant mound, and you'll be way more careful.

Crispy123
06-27-2007, 05:55 AM
http://www.thefifthbranch.com/images/oldies/devildinosaur/devil5/swarmers.jpg

FUNKMAN
06-27-2007, 06:23 AM
were u dropping acid again?

or a load?

http://www.milkandcookies.com/images/feature/o/oopcrappedpants.jpg



:tongue:

ChimneyFish
06-27-2007, 11:30 AM
Whats small, black, and in my pants?



A minja????

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Jughead
06-27-2007, 11:46 AM
I hope none of them crawled up you ass and laid eggs.

Boondock called you an ass!!!

Jughead
06-27-2007, 11:47 AM
<-------------- was it little OPIE???......Ding Ding Ding

IamFogHat
06-27-2007, 12:01 PM
Ewww! At least it wasn't a leech
http://www.fast-rewind.com/standbyme2.jpg