I'm writing a letter

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Really! The kind that requires a stamp!

My Godmother and I usually keep in touch by e-mail. She's 80 years old. She just recently moved to Florida and haven't heard from her in months. I'm not sure what her computer situation is; I'm pretty sure she doesn't own one. She may use one at a college or a library.

This is really a strange thing. I haven't written a letter in ages.

Anyway, she's a great lady. She writes children's books. And she never forgets a birthday.

I just want to make sure things are ok with her and her husband (it's not unlike my family to "forget" to tell me things).

[mdr55]

http://www.pdgv.com.au/gfx/white_chicks_pic.gif

The first thing that I thought about when I saw the title of this thread was the movie "White Chicks". I thought you were going to write a letter to complain about something.


Does she have a phone? 80 years old and knows how to use e-mail. Tha'ts pretty good. Usually people shun new technology, especially one that they didn't grow up with. Heck, my mom doesn't even know how to work a computer, e-mail, or a cell phone. We got her a cordless phone and she asked if she could take the phone with her to the bank, if it would still work!

Hope your Godmother is okay.

[SHANEFROMGA]

i think the last letter i wrote started with i like you and end with do you like me, check yes or no................(sigh) it was no.
what kind of childrens books does she write?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

what kind of childrens books does she write?

Very simple, paperback ones. My favorite is, "Sasha, That's Me!"

It's about a boy in Florida who is visited by his Russian grandpa. His g'pa tells him stories of the old country when he was a child. The boy " realizes that 'kids' are the same no matter where they live, regardless of their cultural and language difference and develops a keener awareness of 'our' world and a greater understanding of Juan, his best friend, who once only spoke Spanish."

Err, sorry, that was wordy.

She really is a cool person. No wonder she was my mom's best friend.

[Gvac]

A vibrant dating life, hand-written letters....I wish I was Fuzzybutt!

She got it goin' on!

[Marc with a c]

which one?

[SHANEFROMGA]

Very simple, paperback ones. My favorite is, "Sasha, That's Me!"

It's about a boy in Florida who is visited by his Russian grandpa. His g'pa tells him stories of the old country when he was a child. The boy " realizes that 'kids' are the same no matter where they live, regardless of their cultural and language difference and develops a keener awareness of 'our' world and a greater understanding of Juan, his best friend, who once only spoke Spanish."

Err, sorry, that was wordy.

She really is a cool person. No wonder she was my mom's best friend.

that's cool, i've been trying to get my wife write a kids book so i can illustrate it.

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/scan0003.jpg

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

which one?

Always going for the easy joke.

[Hottub]

Alice, can I get a copy of one of those books? Sean has to do a lot of summer reading for TLC. It sounds like he may enjoy it. He loves travel and other cultures.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Alice, can I get a copy of one of those books? Sean has to do a lot of summer reading for TLC. It sounds like he may enjoy it. He loves travel and other cultures.

She'd be THRILLED!

[Hottub]

Cool. Where can I buy one? Should I write her a letter? Do you have one?
After he reads it, I'll have the boy write her a letter. He does that. He also loves autographed books.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

FORGET THE LETTER! I'll be calling her bright and early.

She really is the SWEETEST lady and she will be THRILLED to hear someone wants her books.

[Hottub]

You are the best!

The Letter
I will not cheat, and google it. I believe it was The Boxtops. (Before that Hack, Joe Cocker got a hold of it)

Anybody?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm sorry, my mind is blinded by a Super Sugar Crisps cereal box. With a 45.

[A.J.]

The Letter
I will not cheat, and google it. I believe it was The Boxtops. (Before that Hack, Joe Cocker got a hold of it)

Anybody?

Correct. And The Beach Boys did a cool cover of it on their bootleg Lei'd in Hawaii.

[ScottFromGA]

i think the last letter i wrote started with i like you and end with do you like me, check yes or no................(sigh) it was no.
what kind of childrens books does she write?

haha, fag.

[FUNKMAN]

hope all is well with the relatives P. i write so little that sometimes when i have to write I forget how to.. and i used to have beautiful penmanship, now it's gotten kind of sloppy so I'll print mostly and just sign my name...

[SHANEFROMGA]

haha, fag.

OKAY HERE COMES THE GREATEST COME BACK EVER.............................................. ...........
WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT,

SHUT UP

[drjoek]

Dear Mr President,

http://gallery.allinthefamilysit.com/albums/userpics/10001/carroll%20as%20archie%20bunker.jpg

I loved when Archie sat down with pen and paper and put a tie on to write to Richard Nixon

[A.J.]

Dear Mr President,

http://gallery.allinthefamilysit.com/albums/userpics/10001/carroll%20as%20archie%20bunker.jpg

I loved when Archie sat down with pen and paper and put a tie on to write to Richard Nixon

"Dear Mr. President, Your Honor, Sir..."

[El Mudo]

The last letter I wrote looked something like this





Dear Advertisers,
I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.
We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter,
resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment
was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never
want to hear on television again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny.
Number three: Family Jewels.