Pee shy

[Thunderlips]

My name is Thunderlips, and I am pee shy. Not the extent of some people who are almost paralyzed by it, but I hate trying to pee with people around.

At work, if I'm alone in the bathroom and am peeing happily, if someone comes in while I am in the middle of the act, it starts to shut off and crawl back inside. It hurts sometimes.

When drunk, it's not an issue, but otherwise I'm always doing multiplication tables in my head to keep it flowing.

The worst was at a bar on the Jersey shore. I was sober and this bathroom was a nightmare because there were about 10 urinals spaced so closely together that you were literally touching your neighbor while you peed. I couldn't do it. I thought I was going to die.


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[Jennitalia]

I get very pee shy too. Sometimes I'll have to pee real bad at work, and then for some reason, it'll go away when somebody walks in. Not all the time though. When I was in high school, I wouldnt pee there - I'd hold it in until I came home.





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[Fallon]

Urinals suck, I'm just glad I never had to use on of those big tubs (I forget what they are called) that people used to piss in.

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[Jennitalia]

Guys have it so easy when it comes to peeing. Do you know how hard it is for a girl to write her name in the snow? ;)




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[F1Gm3nT]

My cousin kinda has the same problem exept he can pee nor poo if you knock on the door.

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[Tazz1376]

and I am pee shy


Welcome to the hell that is my life. There are a few pointers here: http://www.shybladder.com, but its all B.S., and none of it works for me.

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[Pootertoot]

I'm fine unless someone stands at the urinal next to me. DON'T THEY KNOW THE FUCKING RULES?!?

Oh, and if a friend of mine is in a public bathroom with me, I can't piss until they're gone.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yes, I can vouche for his pee shyness-- he *HATES* when I hover around the bathroom.

I'm not pee shy, but I am, well, shy about another function. God help me if anyone else is in the restroom when I gotta do nature's business! It's agony! The first few weeks of college were torture!!!


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[Sheeplovr]

Screw pee shy i dont even walk into public bathrooms and dont even think about my freinds houses id pee in a jar at anytime though

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[Gvac]

I also find it damn near impossible to pee while standing shoulder to shoulder with other men. Yuck! Reeks of Homo-erotica! And troughs are murder, Fallon. They're still in use down south and over in Europe. Forget about it. I can stand there holding it in my hand for 10 minutes...nothing.

Isn't it the 21st century?


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[iscream22]

*great topic*
I always walk into a public restroom around the NJ turnpike or sumethin' I walk 2 the uranal and wait , and wait, and I try to piss, but I KNOW i'm gonna fart. I HATE THAT !! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!

*so i go in a stall... much better!.
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[IrishAlkey]

I can't piss unless another man, preferably a young one, is holding it for me.

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[EffMeBoobs]

I like making happy faces in snow with my pee. Although being a chick and poppin a squat to pee sux!!! I've only done this once in the middle of nowhere. Guys have it so easy....Phoooey. ;(

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[TheGameHHH]

I for one have never been pee shy! I mean, if you gotta go, you gotta go. But there is one thing I will agree with. Pooter hit the nail on the head when he was talking about not being able to go when a person stands in the urinal right next to you. It is too personal to me, and I feel that I am too close to another man's junk. Other than that I am not pee shy at all.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[girl germs]

<i>"Although being a chick and poppin a squat to pee sux!!!"</i>

<a href="http://www.freshette.com">freshette</a>! the feminine urinary director, is here to solve your problems.

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[Sheeplovr]

I saw that on the view u can also use a bottle

so what u need its
some sissors but ask ur patrent first

and u need some scothch tape

some popcile sticks

and a straw

and a platic soda bottle

you cut off half of of the bottle you keep the side with the opening u put the staw in the opening and u tape it up then hold and go

man towards the end mr wizard was making some weird S

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[reeshy]

I ain't pee shy. You want to look into my urinal?-go ahead-it's your ego you're ruining! You want to rub hips with me when you're at the next urinal?-go ahead-I ain't no homo! You wanna rub my ass when I go?-go ahead-just makes me go harder and faster!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 11-20-01 @ 1:43 PM

[Tazz1376]

some popcile sticks


What do you do with these? The rest nakes sense. Maybe they are used to make a handle?

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