Transformers

[thepaulo]

Michael Bay is a retarded director and Transformers are a Hasbro toy. How did I know that two combined would somehow work? Over the top goofiness combined with the overheated ridiculousness of Bay's style delivers a tremendous amount of fun.

Most of the credit goes to Shia LaBeouf whose natural charisma compiled with a lot of hard work, really holds the film together.

Movie Rating - 3 1/2 gees
Oscar Potential - 1 gee


http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1792/10mvh0.jpg
The trailer for the movie may be viewed here: http://www.transformersmovie.com/

[IMSlacker]

LaBeouf is Shia to Transform his performance into an Oscar! a-geh-geh-geh.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Looks like Octomus is Priming to pick up an Oscar a gee gee gee

:king:

[TooLowBrow]

transformers! more than meets the I smell OSCAR!

[legroommusic]

looks like this movie will have optius primetime on the oscars.

[MellySmelly]

LaBeouf is Shia to Transform his performance into an Oscar! a-geh-geh-geh.

Love that one. lol Why isn't anyone posting them in the Oscar Blurb thread?

[legroommusic]

looks like shia leboeuff will be lebouffing an oscr statuette. gegege

[IMSlacker]

Love that one. lol Why isn't anyone posting them in the Oscar Blurb thread?

Please limit your Oscar Blurbs to movies that HAVE ALREADY been reviewed on-air. Save the new blurbs for when I am on-air or someone else may steal your idea.

I never call in, so I don't mind if someone else steals my blurbs.

[MellySmelly]

No need to quote it to me, I typed it out for him. lol But if they are going to be posted on the board anyway, they may as well go in there too. :)

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Tranformers: There are oscars for THESE GUYS geh geh geh

[lleeder]

Looks like Octomus is Priming to pick up an Oscar a gee gee gee

:king:

Octomus is the evil master from Power Rangers. Optimus is the commander of the Autobots.

[tele7]

Baboof LeBeouf!

[sailor]

Octomus is the evil master from Power Rangers. Optimus is the commander of the Autobots.

nerd

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nerd

Octomus is the evil master from Power Rangers. Optimus is the commander of the Autobots.


agreed you are a Nerd

it was a typo

:king:

[oh_kee_pa]

wasn't Shila Leabouf the kid in the first project greenlight.... that "summer" movie or something like that?

he's come further then ben affleck at this point

[Freakshow]

I think Shia Labouf was in Even Stevens.



Now who is the nerd!

[IMSlacker]

wasn't Shila Leabouf the kid in the first project greenlight.... that "summer" movie or something like that?

he's come further then ben affleck at this point

He was on the second season. The Battle of Shaker Heights. The first season had Kevin Pollak, Aiden Quinn and Bonnie Hunt.

[ChimneyFish]

Octomus is the evil master from Power Rangers. Optimus is the commander of the Autobots.

Knowing that Optimus is the leader of the Autobots = good

Knowing who in the hell Octomus is = no good

[lleeder]

Knowing that Optimus is the leader of the Autobots = good

Knowing who in the hell Octomus is = no good

I do my research

[ChimneyFish]

I do my research

I was just jokin'.:wink:

[Doogie]

Micheal Bay is going to Transform into an oscar winner...a geee geee geee

[KnoxHarrington]

Being told that Michael Bay has made a good movie is like being told that they're serving really great filet mignons at McDonald's -- maybe they are, but I've eaten too much shit there to believe it.

[cougarjake13]

Being told that Michael Bay has made a good movie is like being told that they're serving really great filet mignons at McDonald's -- maybe they are, but I've eaten too much shit there to believe it.

love the analogy

[ScottFromGA]

Shia Lebouf (sp?) is a fucking terrific actor. Such charisma and his delivery seems so natural.....great actor.


This movie far surpassed my expections. Well DONE!

I'll go see this one about 3 more times.....maybe even Fo'!

not an oscar caliber movie cause of the CGI, but It was very enteraining for childhood memories revisited.

[thepaulo]

i'm still suprised at how many guys were into the whole transformers thing since they were kids.....i have no clue what all that's about....

[Don Stugots]

they were the coolest toys ever.

[ScottFromGA]

i'm still suprised at how many guys were into the whole transformers thing since they were kids.....i have no clue what all that's about....

thats because your OLD.....


don't take it personally or anything.

[Skellington]

saw it last night in DLP (DPL?). Set aside a little bit of cheesy and Michael Bay's shakey ass camera syndrome, it was bloody awesome! Just....so....awesome....

[ScottFromGA]

saw it last night in DLP (DPL?). Set aside a little bit of cheesy and Michael Bay's shakey ass camera syndrome, it was bloody awesome! Just....so....awesome....

i had my crackers....but there was no cheese available for me.

[Furtherman]

It was pretty good. The action was first rate... albeit a little hard to follow what was going on because the Transformers were so big it just looked like a lot of metal flashing across the screen.

The story was good, but there were about half a dozen scenes that could have been shortened or even just cut out. Like the robots hiding outside Sam's house? C'mon.

And the girl, who ridiculously, convienently ends up with Sam, is way too hot. In fact, she was the most unrealistic character. I'd sooner believe robots from space were here than a girl like that would be in high school.

It's worth the price for the effects alone. But I'm not going to see it again in the theater, especially with all the dorks clapping everytime an autobot opens his mouth. Shut up!

[ScottFromGA]

It was pretty good. The action was first rate... albeit a little hard to follow what was going on because the Transformers were so big it just looked like a lot of metal flashing across the screen.

The story was good, but there were about half a dozen scenes that could have been shortened or even just cut out. Like the robots hiding outside Sam's house? C'mon.

And the girl, who ridiculously, convienently ends up with Sam, is way too hot. In fact, she was the most unrealistic character. I'd sooner believe robots from space were here than a girl like that would be in high school.

It's worth the price for the effects alone. But I'm not going to see it again in the theater, especially with all the dorks clapping everytime an autobot opens his mouth. Shut up!

I agree with you on 3 of those points.

the screen needed to be 10 times larger to fit them on the screen when the fight scenes happened. the part at Sam's house had me huffing and saying "Come on, man...." and That blonde computer expert chick deserved the higher billing. She was seen more than Megan Fox and acted better. I didn't catch the other girls name, but her accent was so hot.


and I only clapped at the end of the movie......

The main thing I loved about the movie was how the development of the characters went. They didn't throw the crowd into a story that was already on going.....

and it didn't go all Star Wars 3 on us and squeeze in 20 years of stories into 25 minutes at the end of the movie.

I figured it was gonna fall flat on its face, but I was delightfully surprised.

I loved this movie....if I look like a nerd about it, then Nerd I shall be.

[Furtherman]

By the way, did anyone have the preview that looked like a teen party movie but then it turned into some kind of giant monster in New York movie? Didn't even have a name to it. What the hell was that?

[ScottFromGA]

By the way, did anyone have the preview that looked like a teen party movie but then it turned into some kind of giant monster in New York movie? Didn't even have a name to it. What the hell was that?

not here....we had Chuck and Larry gay marriage movie, Simpsons movie and.........i think that was it.

[wehitandrun]

My one line review from Literary Slumber (http://literaryslumber.blogspot.com):

'Every aspect of every scene not involving Shia Labeouf or John Turturro was mind-numbingly, offensively dumbing.'

[ScottFromGA]

My one line review from Literary Slumber (http://literaryslumber.blogspot.com):

'Every aspect of every scene not involving Shia Labeouf or John Turturro was mind-numbingly, offensively dumbing.'

:unsure:

[wehitandrun]

Right, lets all sit here and pretend this movie had character development and substance- so then you can turn those rolling eyes into a great big smile.

:nono:

There ya go.

[ScottFromGA]

Right, lets all sit here and pretend this movie had character development and substance- so then you can turn those rolling eyes into a great big smile.

:nono:

There ya go.

and....it didn't pretty much explain the story for the first hour and 10 minutes before the actual action began? :dry:

I thought it was a good movie....

[hammersavage]

I saw the trailer for the new JJ Abrams movie before Transformers. Might have been the most effective trailer I've ever seen. I couldn't stop thinking about it during the movie.

Here's some info I found on wikipedia:

Cloverfield is a 2008 film being produced by J.J. Abrams, written by Drew Goddard and directed by Matt Reeves. The film is scheduled to be released by Paramount Pictures on January 18th, 2008. The premise is a giant alien known as "The Parasite" invades Earth and it is filmed entirely with handheld cameras.

Also known is that the movie isn't even done filming and the trailer was filmed before the movie. Not much is known about the movie, and it has been widely regarded as a secret movie and Cloverfield may be a temporary working title.

A teaser trailer was shown prior to the screening of Transformers. The trailer consisted of raw camera footage. During the trailer a group of young adults were seen throwing a party for a friend who is moving. They feel vibrations and assume that it is an earthquake and quickly evacuate to the rooftop. Once there, they see explosions and debris flying. At the end the Statue of Liberty's head hits the street right in front of them. The title of the film was not shown during the trailer.

very effective...

[wehitandrun]

Cloverfield! That Abrahams trailer rockeddddd.

Anyway, if building up story is having some made-up-just-for-the-flick SCORPION transformer attack a group of extras in army fatigues for a half hour, then we better write a letter to Woody Allen. He's been doing this shit all wrong.

The entire concept of that ridiculous scorpion doesn't even make sense in the overrated Transformers universe. Why is it shaped like a scorpion? This one takes on the form of living creatures instead of the technology of humans? And for some reason it attacks like a scorpion yet also burrows through the sand?

Anyway, awful.

[ScottFromGA]

Cloverfield! That Abrahams trailer rockeddddd.

Anyway, if building up story is having some made-up-just-for-the-flick SCORPION transformer attack a group of extras in army fatigues for a half hour, then we better write a letter to Woody Allen. He's been doing this shit all wrong.

The entire concept of that ridiculous scorpion doesn't even make sense in the overrated Transformers universe. Why is it shaped like a scorpion? This one takes on the form of living creatures instead of the technology of humans? And for some reason it attacks like a scorpion yet also burrows through the sand?

Anyway, awful.

but it added to the film. It showed the real enemy behind the attacks on the base and the security files. you seem to be focusing more on how they looked more so than the actual story.

but then again, your probably the only person I heard that didn't enjoy it.

[wehitandrun]

That was story? They could've done that without the scene, and without the awful scorpion. Id say the picture of the actual transformer on the base was proof enough (it was, they used the picture of the original 'former from the beginning later in the film, not the random and worthless scorpion).

This was not a story-driven film, so I don't understand why that is the 'treasure' of it for you. The action is what it was- explosions and blur, great for the kids and dolts. The story was secondary and nearly nonexistent, it only existed because somebody has to justify their job as a film-maker and hire some shoddy writer (and director).

It was the worst Michael Bay film I've ever seen- for what it's worth.

[feralBoy]

I'm pretty excited to see it tonight. Gonna see it in DLP, which is really the only way to go. I know the story and dialogue are probably going to dissapoint, but I do have some old school nostalgia for the transformers, so i'll probably lie to myself and say it was great regardless of how good it was.

[ScottFromGA]

That was story? They could've done that without the scene, and without the awful scorpion. Id say the picture of the actual transformer on the base was proof enough (it was, they used the picture of the original 'former from the beginning later in the film, not the random and worthless scorpion).

This was not a story-driven film, so I don't understand why that is the 'treasure' of it for you. The action is what it was- explosions and blur, great for the kids and dolts. The story was secondary and nearly nonexistent, it only existed because somebody has to justify their job as a film-maker and hire some shoddy writer (and director).

It was the worst Michael Bay film I've ever seen- for what it's worth.


you keep saying there was no story....there was a full story. It started with letting us know about the Allspark, and let us know that Megatron was on Earth before any of the Autobots. It showed the attack on the US base that got everyones attention and started a blame game between the countries that could've evenutally led to war, but no one was to blame. Then it went to letting the audience know WHO Sam Witwicky was, explained how he came in contact with Bumblebee. It explained how the girl came into the picture. Then that "pointless Scorpion" (as you call it) followed the survivors through the desert and eventually led to the point that the actual identity of the attackers were not another country, but an alien lifeform.

I'm not gonna explain this whole film...I'll let the people see it and decide for themselves.

The development between Sam and the love he had for the car was there. It felt more real than the relationship between the girl and himself.

My main problem with watching movies these days is that they are way over analyzed. People have forgotten that its just a FUCKING MOVIE, its made for enjoyment, not to be torn apart and looked at like a science experiment. I'm guilty of it....I try not to do it as much anymore.

[wehitandrun]

I understand what you're saying about over analyzing it, but it's beyond 'not suspending disbelief' when I hear bad dialogue and see a bad movie. I gave you reasons for my feelings, it's either "you cant back it up" or "you're over analyzing".

Enough of my negativity.

What I can say is that Shia fucking rocked in it. I've been a huge fan of him since his season on Project Greenlight (sadly I missed his younger years on disney or whatever) and he makes me laugh in everything he's in.

[ScottFromGA]

I understand what you're saying about over analyzing it, but it's beyond 'not suspending disbelief' when I hear bad dialogue and see a bad movie. I gave you reasons for my feelings, it's either "you cant back it up" or "you're over analyzing".

Enough of my negativity.

What I can say is that Shia fucking rocked in it. I've been a huge fan of him since his season on Project Greenlight (sadly I missed his younger years on disney or whatever) and he makes me laugh in everything he's in.

Now I can officially say, "We can agree to disagree" :lol:


Far as Shia, that kid is a star. He's like a young Tom Cruise.

[Midkiff]

This movie is awesome!!!

[Doctor Manhattan]

Knowing that Optimus is the leader of the Autobots = good

Knowing who in the hell Octomus is = no good

I refuse to believe that "Octomus" is actually anything. I'm sticking with it being a typo for "Optimus"

Oh, check out this keyboard: http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/

[BalzacWB]

Cloverfield! That Abrahams trailer rockeddddd.

Anyway, if building up story is having some made-up-just-for-the-flick SCORPION transformer attack a group of extras in army fatigues for a half hour, then we better write a letter to Woody Allen. He's been doing this shit all wrong.

The entire concept of that ridiculous scorpion doesn't even make sense in the overrated Transformers universe. Why is it shaped like a scorpion? This one takes on the form of living creatures instead of the technology of humans? And for some reason it attacks like a scorpion yet also burrows through the sand?

Anyway, awful.


we get it you hated the movie... good for you.


I liked it, not loved but liked it.

BTW if your gonna talk out of your ass then please do SOME research

Scorponok has appeared in almost every transformers series from 87 through 04, including the fucking comics
Oh and there was toy for this made up character....:rolleyes:

When Scorponok passes by, all that will be left by the time he is gone are destruction and misery - no class of citizen is safe from his venomous wrath, as he takes pleasure in inflicting suffering upon any and all that he can. As leader of the Decepticon Headmasters, Scorponok is binary-bonded to Lord Zarak, the leader of the evil Nebulons, and wields an anti-gravity gun in robot mode. A Triple Changer, Scorponok's primary alternate mode is that of a giant scorpion, with claws that can crush mountains and a tail that fires deadly electric blasts. His third mode is a defense base, outfitted with assorted tracking and communication equipment, repair and constructicon bays, as well as copious amounts of weaponry. His base mode is patrolled by Fasttrack, a partially-autonomous armoured vehicle that can transform into a robot mode armed with twin photon cannons.
Scorponok is the second-largest toy from the original Transformers toyline, slightly taller than Trypticon, and second only to his opposite number, Fortress Maximus. Originally, his Tech Spec statistics were printed upside down, resulting in a grossly inaccurate representation of his abilities (suggesting, for example, that his Strength was merely 3). Later production runs of the toy bore modified statistics - though they were again incorrect as they were consistently two points lower than those revealed by plugging Lord Zarak into the chest meter. (This may be due to the blue line of the tech specs card being printed in yet another inverted form -- mirrored, as opposed to upside down.)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Csscorponok2.jpg from comics


wiki for MADE UP FAKE TRANSFORMER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorponok)

[reillyluck]

This movie is awesome!!!

quoted phor Trooph!!!

i just came back from seeing it and i loved it!!!

[lleeder]

Do they say "More Than Meets the Eye"?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Do they say "More Than Meets the Eye"?

Yes, twice.

Saw it, loved it. My only qualm is that the CGI for the Transformers was WAAAAAAY too busy, so you couldn't tell what the fuck was going on during the fight scenes.

[JPMNICK]

Yes, twice.

Saw it, loved it. My only qualm is that the CGI for the Transformers was WAAAAAAY too busy, so you couldn't tell what the fuck was going on during the fight scenes.

i have noticed that in the past 5 years or so, that is the case in almost all action movies. I think gladiator might be the 1st one i really noticed it with, but a bunch of other movies the move the camera's so much to make it look like a speedy punch you have no idea what is going on

[BalzacWB]

i have noticed that in the past 5 years or so, that is the case in almost all action movies. I think gladiator might be the 1st one i really noticed it with, but a bunch of other movies the move the camera's so much to make it look like a speedy punch you have no idea what is going on
i thought 300 did a really good job of dealing with that fast camera shit by mixing it up with fast into slow motion then back into fast... some stuff was a blur but you still were able to get a feel for what was going on

[ScottFromGA]

we get it you hated the movie... good for you.


I liked it, not loved but liked it.

BTW if your gonna talk out of your ass then please do SOME research

Scorponok has appeared in almost every transformers series from 87 through 04, including the fucking comics
Oh and there was toy for this made up character....:rolleyes:



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Csscorponok2.jpg from comics


wiki for MADE UP FAKE TRANSFORMER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorponok)



PHACE!!!!!!! PHACE!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScottFromGA]

Do they say "More Than Meets the Eye"?

Sam says it to the chick when she asks if she was shallow.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I just want to confirm something...

The deaths are the following:



Jazz - killed by Megatron

Bonecrusher - killed by Optimus on the Highway

Frenzy - killed by his own blades (and I swear to god, I think that motherfucker said "KREMZEEK!" in one scene.)

Scorponok - Not dead, just badly damaged and still in Qatar somewhere

Devastator - Killed by the Army

Blackout - Killed by Lennox

Megatron - killed by Sam

Meaning that Barricade and Starscream are still alive. Also, did Optimus crush that piece of the Allspark or did he just keep it for himself?

[wehitandrun]

we get it you hated the movie... good for you.


I liked it, not loved but liked it.

BTW if your gonna talk out of your ass then please do SOME research

Scorponok has appeared in almost every transformers series from 87 through 04, including the fucking comics
Oh and there was toy for this made up character....:rolleyes:



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Csscorponok2.jpg from comics


wiki for MADE UP FAKE TRANSFORMER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorponok)

Yeah, that makes it any less shitty, and all the more artistically credible.

You liked a bad movie, good for you.

[BalzacWB]

Yeah, that makes it any less shitty, and all the more artistically credible.

You liked a bad movie, good for you.


hahahahahaha

howd I know your the type of guy who cant admit they are wrong and would just deflect it??

[thepaulo]

I think the general consensus is that the movie works.......I could give a crap about Transformer toys or the old kids show and I despise Micheal Bay but the film still works....
it's not profound or Oscar worthy (except in technical categories) but it is fun, fast paced and entertaining.....

[DolaMight]

How can anyone not be obsessed with transformers.

Like this one's for for everyone; during the day the kids can play robot fighting, and by night dad can rob a liquor store. 2for1 value.

http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/07/gallery_transformers_fans/megatron_gun.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wehitandrun:

If you went to this movie to see Shia LaBeouf or Turturro, then you're a moron. There is no character development. There's not supposed to be. IT'S GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS, not a Merchant Ivory production.

And Turturro, if anything, was the WEAKEST point of the movie.

[Crispy123]

Saw it. Loved it.

Transformers has the Stars Screaming Oscar!!! ge-ge-ge

[booster11373]

I went with my 5 year old nephew he loved it, I found it mildly entertaining. The action when there was hot robot on robot action was to confusing and hard to keep track of

[led37zep]

http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/07/gallery_transformers_fans/megatron_gun.jpg

Holy shit that takes me back!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

saw it today digitally enhanced

it was a gr8 movie for action and one liners

the Shia kid was a better actor than i thought

defintiely left the options for a New Movie with Starscream becoming the leader of the Decepticons, but you all know what happened when Megatron was reformed as Galvatron.

:king:

[feralBoy]

Saw the movie last night. Thought it was great. The comic relief parts were better than I thought they would be. There was definitely like 20 minutes of the movie that needed to be cut out. The whole scene with autobots outside the kids house, I was like, why is this going on forever. Kinda stupid.

There were also some things that just didn't make sense. Like why the hell did they want to give the cube back to the american military at the end? It just didn't make sense. Why wouldn't they just give it to optimus prime. They had a perfect chance too. Made absolutely no sense. There was tons of shit like that in the movie.

Regardless, it's definitely a movie to check out.

[wehitandrun]

Wehitandrun:

If you went to this movie to see Shia LaBeouf or Turturro, then you're a moron. There is no character development. There's not supposed to be. IT'S GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS, not a Merchant Ivory production.

And Turturro, if anything, was the WEAKEST point of the movie.


Everything you just said is EXACTLY MY POINT, I'm not the one arguing there was a story- read the fucking posts man.

You backed me up 100%.

I didn't even know Turturro was in the movie- and he still ended up being the best part. I guess that's where we disagree, I guess your caps make you more correct though.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Everything you just said is EXACTLY MY POINT, I'm not the one arguing there was a story- read the fucking posts man.

You backed me up 100%.

I didn't even know Turturro was in the movie- and he still ended up being the best part. I guess that's where we disagree, I guess your caps make you more correct though.

Actually, you're the one who is not reading posts.

You were proven wrong that Scorponok was not made up for the movie. And even then, there are G1 Transformers that are based on animals - Insecticons and Dinobots immediately spring to mind.

Spoilers:

The whole Scorponok sequence was actually a lynchpin of the entire movie - because it showed that the US Military could actually take on the Decepticons, which led to the communications blackout.

You complain constantly that this was "dumb" - it's a movie for kids and the kids who are now adults who grew up with this. It's not supposed to make you think. I'm not backing you up, I'm just wondering what exactly you would have done to make this a better movie.

I'm not saying it was a great movie. But I'm not saying it was a bad movie either. But make no mistake, Turturro was AWFUL in this, one of the lowpoints of the movie, and the movie wasn't about Shia, it was about the robots. Robots who really didn't have character development in the source material, so I don't see why they should have development here.

BTW.... Just so I'm curious. Please explain to me how every body in this movie was playing the concept of transforming robots straight-up and then comes Turturro out of nowhere acting completely insane. Banacek from Section 7 was a LOT more believable as a covert agent than Turturro.

[ppanda]

saw it today digitally enhanced

it was a gr8 movie for action and one liners

the Shia kid was a better actor than i thought

defintiely left the options for a New Movie with Starscream becoming the leader of the Decepticons, but you all know what happened when Megatron was reformed as Galvatron.

:king:

Talking sequals...I dont think Megatron is dead quite yet...and here comes the transformers dork that I was when I was a kid...wait for it...
If you remember in the first episode of the cartoon the decepticons were defeated and also dropped into the sea where megatron's eyes lit back up as he was sinking to the bottom of the ocean where the decepticons regrouped and formed a base there.

[ppanda]

How can anyone not be obsessed with transformers.

Like this one's for for everyone; during the day the kids can play robot fighting, and by night dad can rob a liquor store. 2for1 value.

http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/07/gallery_transformers_fans/megatron_gun.jpg

Scary how you will never see a toy made of a gun like this ever again- ahhh nostalgia.

[BalzacWB]

Talking sequals...I dont think Megatron is dead quite yet...and here comes the transformers dork that I was when I was a kid...wait for it...
If you remember in the first episode of the cartoon the decepticons were defeated and also dropped into the sea where megatron's eyes lit back up as he was sinking to the bottom of the ocean where the decepticons regrouped and formed a base there.

yup :)


redding pointed that out yesterday on WB, I would love to see starscream come back with some "friends"

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I loved Bad Boys II when I saw it in the theater.

So I guess I'm gonna see this fucking thing.

I like the 5th picture on the right, at the bottom of the article. Definition of Asshole (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Asshole)

Further reading:
Definition of Megatron (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Megatron)

[BadGuyDavey]

Do they say "More Than Meets the Eye"?

"you think im shallow dont you"- megan fox
"No, i think theres more to you then meets the eye" - shia


and then Optimus says some bs "theres definately more to them then meets the eye" line at the end... i wish they didnt say that but w.e



Movie ROCKED HARRRRDDDDDDD.... easy top 10 movies all time

finally something to offset the gayness that was Live free or Die hard.. Yippee K..FUCK OFF... that movie blew donkey shit out of its pussy

so it goes like this since may released its summer movies: Transformers > Pirates > Die Hard > Spider-Man 3

i want to only count action on this one, because im hearing shrek 3 is no good and i wont see that Rat movie


Anyone who hasnt seen Transformers yet... do yourself a favor and see the best thing this summer

Ill go as far as saying the best thing since 300, and its up there for the best movie of the year with 300


looks like 07 is the year of action

[BadGuyDavey]

i have noticed that in the past 5 years or so, that is the case in almost all action movies. I think gladiator might be the 1st one i really noticed it with, but a bunch of other movies the move the camera's so much to make it look like a speedy punch you have no idea what is going on

i agree with you... i liked 300 for slowing it down a peg... but even then they had some scenes like that


im am all against the camera taking to many turns during a movie... it should be locked in like that slow-mo side angle scene in 300 when lenoidas was whoopin some persian ass



Also for the record... I didnt know this but, scorponok was the shadow you see in mars... its lame that he never transformed, and even in the game (which i did not buy... i borrowed it from work)

anyways... yes scorponok was in the old shows... even up 2 beast wars

Paul I hate you for saying transformers was just ok... i dont think i could disagree with you on many of the movies you talk about... but your wrong, transformers was everything that it meant to be, and all the hype was worth it.. it will be nominated for something, if only for Shia's performance...

Is anyone with me on saying the movie started to get deep when Optimus kept talking about how we should be able to choose if we wish to live or die... I got goose bumps when they talked about how we wouldn't be ready for "their" war


Micheal Bay may suck, but he shines in the pinoff scenes... like for instance when they fight scorponok and when they fight frenzy... Frenzy was a definate Bad Boys 2 "blondey dreads" scene.. but even the Scorponok fight was a definate homage to bad boys, by making it funny, yet intense... you really felt like there was a war going on between the humans and scorponok

[ppanda]

"


Anyone who hasnt seen Transformers yet... do yourself a favor and see the best thing this summer

Ill go as far as saying the best thing since 300, and its up there for the best movie of the year with 300


looks like 07 is the year of action

I agree with you- one of the best movies this year (but there isnt much that was good), however in my opinion- you are forgetting Zodiac- not exactly an action movie so I may be taking your quote out of context- but if I were to vote- Zodiac takes the cake this year so far.

[ppanda]

I loved Bad Boys II when I saw it in the theater.

So I guess I'm gonna see this fucking thing.

I like the 5th picture on the right, at the bottom of the article. Definition of Asshole (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Asshole)

Further reading:
Definition of Megatron (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Megatron)

HA HA HA HA - HOW IN GODS NAME DID YOU FIND THAT IN WEEKAPEDIA?

[BadGuyDavey]

i didnt see zodiac.. and it seems like thrillers dont win a lot.. correct me if im wrong please, because im not exactly the biggest drama/thriller fan.. so i dont pay attention when they win stuff



but i agree, not much in the way of good movies out, so 300 and transformers remain the best of the year

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Everything you just said is EXACTLY MY POINT, I'm not the one arguing there was a story- read the fucking posts MAAAAAAAN

You backed me up 100%.

I didn't even know Turturro was in the movie- and he still ended up being the best part. I guess that's where we disagree, I guess your caps make you more correct though.

Fixed it for ya.

[BalzacWB]

Further reading:
Definition of Megatron (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Megatron)

hahahaha

If you wrote that then :clap: :thumbup: :clap:

[ppanda]

i didnt see zodiac.. and it seems like thrillers dont win a lot.. correct me if im wrong please, because im not exactly the biggest drama/thriller fan.. so i dont pay attention when they win stuff



but i agree, not much in the way of good movies out, so 300 and transformers remain the best of the year

I definately recommend zodiac but like you said those type of films fly under the radar..

I didnt get a chance to see 300 but from what I heard from my friends it was absolutely fantastic and since I am a huge Frank Miller fan and loved the film adaptation of Sin City I trust 300 was phenominal
I will have to buy it on DVD

[BalzacWB]

I didnt get a chance to see 300 but from what I heard from my friends it was absolutely fantastic and since I am a huge Frank Miller fan and loved the film adaptation of Sin City I trust 300 was phenominal
I will have to buy it on DVD

yes it was amazing, if your a fan of miller and sin city I am pretty sure you will be blown away.

BTW I believe the dvd, hddvd, and blueray of 300 comes out next tuesday july 10th

[BadGuyDavey]

The actual origins of Optimus Prime are not clear. The leading theory to Prime's origin (and one backed by hard science) is that Chuck Norris was making love to Wonder Woman in the back of a truck, and when Chuck Norris withdrew at the last moment some of his seed was spilled onto the floor of the truck. Nine months later, Optimus Prime was born. Found to be a child prodigy with an IQ of 284, Optimus excelled in school, graduating from high school at the age of 7. By the time he had reached the age of 13, Optimus had acquired 17 PhDs, 4 law degrees and an Oscar. By 15, Optimus had been awarded 5 Nobel Prizes, 2 Fields Medals and a box of chocolate. When not studying, he would spend his afternoons wandering the cotton fields and eating moon pies, interrupted only by his lust for the addictive substance Energon. Optimus is best known for his dedicated work as leader of the Heroic Autobots.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime#Death

who ever writes this shit is a genious lol... awsome stuff



btw... ill buy your copy of 300 JUST SO I GARUNTEE YOU SEE IT

Oh by the way... when you see it... no they arent fake chests... those guys really worked out hard to get the way they looked in the movie

[ppanda]

yes it was amazing, if your a fan of miller and sin city I am pretty sure you will be blown away.

BTW I believe the dvd, hddvd, and blueray of 300 comes out next tuesday july 10th

Excellent...I will be visiting best buy next week then.

BTW-off topic- love the Balzac avatar- Saw them 3 times- twice opening for the misfits and one of the times (in my opinion) blew the misfits away.

[BalzacWB]

Excellent...I will be visiting best buy next week then.

BTW-off topic- love the Balzac avatar- Saw them 3 times- twice opening for the misfits and one of the times (in my opinion) blew the misfits away.

OOooOOOOoooO


It makes me happy when others actually know about them.

I am a huge misfits fan and I have to say balzac is WAY more talented then them.
They def do put on a great fucking show, and I agree that they blow the misfits (especially the current form) away.

Stinks they only play the US like once or twice a year, normally just around halloween with the misfits

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Offer off topic...

A really hot chick in my summer class constantly brought up 300. So if you want a hot babe, like the movie 300. I never saw it so I knew I was not worthy.

[ppanda]

...on topic.
I hope they bring my favorite Transformer into the picture....
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3e/Shockwave_toy.jpg/240px-Shockwave_toy.jpg


Typing this I realized- isnt it funny that we always expect sequals or prequals anytime a movie is relaesed now? It just seems expected now- there is never a one off story- it always has to develop into a franchise.
They are even filming a Dark Crystal sequal- just leave it alone.

Whats next... Ghandi part II?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

...on topic.
I hope they bring my favorite Transformer into the picture....
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3e/Shockwave_toy.jpg/240px-Shockwave_toy.jpg


Typing this I realized- isnt it funny that we always expect sequals or prequals anytime a movie is relaesed now? It just seems expected now- there is never a one off story- it always has to develop into a franchise.
They are even filming a Dark Crystal sequal- just leave it alone.

Whats next... Ghandi part II?

Ho-lee sheeyit. That brings back memories. I had the toy version of that bastard when I was a kid. You clicked a button and his chest would flash and make laz0r sounds. I loved it. Great attention grabber when your 7 year old pals were arguing about who gets to play Skate or Die! next. Damn the parents for tossing out my old transformers!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Maybe THIS guy will be in the next Transformers film. He'd make a great Decepticon.

Decepticon Successor (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer)

[BadGuyDavey]

sad thing is... optimus is coming back for part 2... and that was announced officially before the fucking first day... what if it was a total failure... like seriously


i dont care.. lets just get megan fox back in that mini skirt... omg she looked so good over the hud of that car... i know shes engaged... (im gona pull a ron here) but the fact that shes a 21 year old playing a high schooler.. makes her oh so much hotter

by the way... im going to kill her fiancee and marry her myself... we are gona have 3 kids and im going to name them after the ninja turtles... and before you jump down my throat and say WAIT THERE WAS 4... nobody likes raph, so he can go to hell,
3 kids... and im gona be splinter

ok im sidetracked, but seriously, no lie, she is gona be my wife

[BadGuyDavey]

if they pull a 6 episode series with this... how funny would it be if they went to beast wars..

oh god kill me, i would laugh so hard



speaking on shit that would make me laugh.. kill the guy who made fantastic 4 two, that movie was an abortion to the original comic... 1) silver surfer gets his powers from the power cosmic given to him by a man... that man is number 2) Galactus isnt a fucking cloud.. 'nuff said

they need to give silver surfer his own movie, and iron man needs to owst robert downey jr. and put someone else in his shoes... i really dont think hes a convincing enough tony starks

and tyrese is luke cage.... let me repeat that... tyrese is luke cage
the fact that luke cage has a movie... omg marvel... stop... just stop trying to make movie money, isnt spiderman giving you enough for you to lay low?

captain america, iron man, luke cage, a new hulk, nick fury... WHYYYYY
























[Edit] I just looked at IMDB... I LOVE YOU GUYS... SILVER SURFER IS GONA HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE.. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lenay]

Shia Labeouf will BAFOOF at the Oscars :tongue:

Lenay D :laugh:

[ScottFromGA]

Ho-lee sheeyit. That brings back memories. I had the toy version of that bastard when I was a kid. You clicked a button and his chest would flash and make laz0r sounds. I loved it. Great attention grabber when your 7 year old pals were arguing about who gets to play Skate or Die! next. Damn the parents for tossing out my old transformers!!

Skate or DIE, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

i love the theme song for Skate or Die 2.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Peter Cullen is a Prime choice come Oscar time... ge ge ge

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Skate or DIE, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

i love the theme song for Skate or Die 2.

Skate or Die 2, along with Tecmo Bowl and the Atari 2600, I never had the priviledge to enjoy.

[Don Stugots]

Skate or DIE, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

i love the theme song for Skate or Die 2.

the rokit sirjens (http://www.myspace.com/therokitsirjens) had a song in a video game? nice work Dukester.

[wehitandrun]

You complain constantly that this was "dumb" - it's a movie for kids and the kids who are now adults who grew up with this. It's not supposed to make you think. I'm not backing you up, I'm just wondering what exactly you would have done to make this a better movie.

I'm not saying it was a great movie. But I'm not saying it was a bad movie either. But make no mistake, Turturro was AWFUL in this, one of the lowpoints of the movie, and the movie wasn't about Shia, it was about the robots. Robots who really didn't have character development in the source material, so I don't see why they should have development here.

BTW.... Just so I'm curious. Please explain to me how every body in this movie was playing the concept of transforming robots straight-up and then comes Turturro out of nowhere acting completely insane. Banacek from Section 7 was a LOT more believable as a covert agent than Turturro.

I'm not the one who was claiming there was a story. So I think you may be mis-directing your comments a bit.

When I went in to see it, it wasn't for Turturro or Shia- they just ended up being the only highlights of the 2hour shitfest for me.

Shia and Turturro was genius. You obviously didn't get the Turturro character, so I'm not going to sit here typing up an explanation of why I liked it for you. As far as Shia? Well, he's the main character, like it or not. And he was great.

To make this a better film- for one I would've WRITTEN it. It was awfully written, and every character (whether it be voice or live-action) was awfully acted (ofcourse, besides Shia or Turturro).

I also would've DIRECTED it, some of the worst directing in film history. I spent more time wondering "WHY THE FUCK IS THAT IN SLOW MOTION?!" than I should ever have to.

Do you want me to define a bad movie for you? Everything about this was bad. I'm not going to sit here and rewrite the script for you, just picture any scene in your head- that's why I didn't like it.

I don't understand why you're this upset by my not liking this film, anyway. I'm not sitting here trying to dissuade people who say they loved it- I am even explaining parts I loved about it. What's the problem here?

I said there was no story, and that the existent story was awful (because my adversary was claiming the story was well-written)- you agreed with me. What else is there to say?

[ScottFromGA]

I'm not the one who was claiming there was a story. So I think you may be mis-directing your comments a bit.

When I went in to see it, it wasn't for Turturro or Shia- they just ended up being the only highlights of the 2hour shitfest for me.

Shia and Turturro was genius. You obviously didn't get the Turturro character, so I'm not going to sit here typing up an explanation of why I liked it for you. As far as Shia? Well, he's the main character, like it or not. And he was great.

To make this a better film- for one I would've WRITTEN it. It was awfully written, and every character (whether it be voice or live-action) was awfully acted (ofcourse, besides Shia or Turturro).

I also would've DIRECTED it, some of the worst directing in film history. I spent more time wondering "WHY THE FUCK IS THAT IN SLOW MOTION?!" than I should ever have to.

Do you want me to define a bad movie for you? Everything about this was bad. I'm not going to sit here and rewrite the script for you, just picture any scene in your head- that's why I didn't like it.

I don't understand why you're this upset by my not liking this film, anyway. I'm not sitting here trying to dissuade people who say they loved it- I am even explaining parts I loved about it. What's the problem here?

I said there was no story, and that the existent story was awful (because my adversary was claiming the story was well-written)- you agreed with me. What else is there to say?


http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/lolcatsdotcom9iyyacsoss1nn0gj.jpg

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I'm not the one who was claiming there was a story. So I think you may be mis-directing your comments a bit.

When I went in to see it, it wasn't for Turturro or Shia- they just ended up being the only highlights of the 2hour shitfest for me.

Shia and Turturro was genius. You obviously didn't get the Turturro character, so I'm not going to sit here typing up an explanation of why I liked it for you. As far as Shia? Well, he's the main character, like it or not. And he was great.

To make this a better film- for one I would've WRITTEN it. It was awfully written, and every character (whether it be voice or live-action) was awfully acted (ofcourse, besides Shia or Turturro).

I also would've DIRECTED it, some of the worst directing in film history. I spent more time wondering "WHY THE FUCK IS THAT IN SLOW MOTION?!" than I should ever have to.

Do you want me to define a bad movie for you? Everything about this was bad. I'm not going to sit here and rewrite the script for you, just picture any scene in your head- that's why I didn't like it.

I don't understand why you're this upset by my not liking this film, anyway. I'm not sitting here trying to dissuade people who say they loved it- I am even explaining parts I loved about it. What's the problem here?

I said there was no story, and that the existent story was awful (because my adversary was claiming the story was well-written)- you agreed with me. What else is there to say?

I think the fact that you wrote several paragraphs worth of review (after citing your 'one sentence review' on some blog) and lengthy rebuttals to anyone who liked it is evidence enough that you ARE trying to dissuade people who say they loved it with cliche sentences like "you obviously don't get it maaaan" or "This shit can't hold a candle to (insert legendary director here)'s movies". I also think you're in Tenbatz's crosshairs cuz Balzac pretty much did factually pwn a couple of your inaccuracies and you gave a weak response. That's Alan-Alda-Vs.-Leo-DiCaprio-in-TheAviator-weak.

In the end, it's just your opinion... and it's cool to spark debate. I just don't agree with what you're saying insofar as your opinion being the one true opinionated review of a film that, frankly, I am surprised to hear good reviews about in this thread.

I think that surprise is a bit refreshing considering the chunky bunches of shit America (and Bay in particular) cinema has been diaretically shitting all over our collective cultural consciousnesses.

And yeah, I liked Bad Boys II. Refused to see Pearl Harbor. Favorite director is Kurosawa, followed closely by Tarantino and Scorcese. TCM is a fantastic channel to have for those who are too lazy to haunt seven different stores in the hopes of finding that one particular foreign flick or classic. But I still like my flavorful crap, so long as the experience is fun. And on the basis of this thread, it sounds like Transformers is more fun than it isn't.

[ScottFromGA]

I think the fact that you wrote several paragraphs worth of review (after citing your 'one sentence review' on some blog) and lengthy rebuttals to anyone who liked it is evidence enough that you ARE trying to dissuade people who say they loved it with cliche sentences like "you obviously don't get it maaaan" or "This shit can't hold a candle to (insert legendary director here)'s movies". I also think you're in Tenbatz's crosshairs cuz Balzac pretty much did factually pwn a couple of your inaccuracies and you gave a weak response. That's Alan-Alda-Vs.-Leo-DiCaprio-in-TheAviator-weak.

In the end, it's just your opinion... and it's cool to spark debate. I just don't agree with what you're saying insofar as your opinion being the one true opinionated review of a film that, frankly, I am surprised to hear good reviews about in this thread.

I think that surprise is a bit refreshing considering the chunky bunches of shit America (and Bay in particular) cinema has been diaretically shitting all over our collective cultural consciousnesses.

And yeah, I liked Bad Boys II. Refused to see Pearl Harbor. Favorite director is Kurosawa, followed closely by Tarantino and Scorcese. TCM is a fantastic channel to have for those who are too lazy to haunt seven different stores in the hopes of finding that one particular foreign flick or classic. But I still like my flavorful crap, so long as the experience is fun. And on the basis of this thread, it sounds like Transformers is more fun than it isn't.



YEAH, WHAT CCC SAID!!

[wehitandrun]

Okay.

Paragraphs will be paragraphs- but when they are re-typed answers to an ill-read person's questions, that's a point worth noting.

I'm all for the agree-to-disagree, but I'm going to make my opinion clear before doing it.

[Crispy123]

These Deceptive Robots should Auto-matically win an Oscar!!! Ah-ge-ge-ge.

[Doctor Manhattan]

Wehitandrun:

And Turturro, if anything, was the WEAKEST point of the movie.

I love Turturro but I think he sucked in this movie. I don't blame him at all. The part is beneath him.

saw it today digitally enhanced


Digitally projected you mean?

[Crispy123]

This movie will transform Hollywood when it wins the Oscar!!! Ge-ge

[Tenbatsuzen]

I love Turturro but I think he sucked in this movie. I don't blame him at all. The part is beneath him.



Digitally projected you mean?

I really don't understand why the Section 7 officers were so radically different in personality. One was calm, cool, and collected, and the other was a maniac.

BTW, was it just me, or did the holograms that Blackout, Barricade, and Starscream all use were the same, and did they all look like Banacek?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I love Turturro but I think he sucked in this movie. I don't blame him at all. The part is beneath him.



Digitally projected you mean?

I guess, I dont know the Nerd Terms

:king:

[ScottFromGA]

I'm surprised no one has brought up how COOL it was that they used the same "One shall stand, One shall fall" line during the Optimus Prime vs. Megatron battle. It was from the original Transformer the Movie when Prime and Megatron beat each other to shit.

i'm sure the fanboys influenced that one on Michael Bay.




on a side note....was I the only one that was affected by Prime dying in the 1986 version?

[Crispy123]

I cried more for Galvetron.

[ScottFromGA]

I cried more for Galvetron.

as an adult, I love Galvatron more.......but when I was young, it was almost like someone told me that my grandfather had died.

....I took that shit wayyy too seriously.

[BalzacWB]

on a side note....was I the only one that was affected by Prime dying in the 1986 version?

I was more affected by spike saying "shit" in the 86 film.... oh and when Galvatron vaporized Starscream , that was awesome

[thepaulo]

as far as Turturro goes...that's Micheal Bay's idea of comic relief and in the context of this movie goes it works....I think it's good for Turturro, too....to do such a broad comedic role......I mean he's far from laugh out loud funny but it adds to the energy

[Badinia]

i'm still suprised at how many guys were into the whole transformers thing since they were kids.....i have no clue what all that's about....

http://www.badinia.com/uploaded_images/robbieavery-749417.jpg

This is the pic that ran in the Dallas paper today with a story on the Transformers-loving man-child that is my brother. And my nephew, whom I think we can all agree is adorable.

[jetdog]

I was more affected by spike saying "shit" in the 86 film.... oh and when Galvatron vaporized Starscream , that was awesome

I was heartbroken when Optimus died. ultra magnus sucks a fat dick.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I'm fuckin' Starvin... We got any http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/Gaviscon_Extra_Strength.jpg out back?

[MrPink]

I LOVED TRANSFORMERS the toys. This movie just doesn't look good to me. I don't give a shit who directed it. I know it's just supposed to be a summer action flick, but I'd much rather watch a Schwarzeneggar movie.

[TheMojoPin]

I LOVED TRANSFORMERS the toys. This movie just doesn't look good to me. I don't give a shit who directed it. I know it's just supposed to be a summer action flick, but I'd much rather watch a Schwarzeneggar movie.

What's the weather like 15 years ago?

[Crispy123]

I LOVED TRANSFORMERS the toys. This movie just doesn't look good to me. I don't give a shit who directed it. I know it's just supposed to be a summer action flick, but I'd much rather watch a Schwarzeneggar movie.

Personally I dig Stallone...

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1000/254787.1000.A.jpg

[Doctor Manhattan]

as far as Turturro goes...that's Micheal Bay's idea of comic relief and in the context of this movie goes it works....I think it's good for Turturro, too....to do such a broad comedic role......I mean he's far from laugh out loud funny but it adds to the energy

I did not think any of his shit was funny (except maybe the "Superman" shirt) and I don't think it added anything to the energy. Leave it to Bay to actually make a good movie while at the same time have a great actor like Turturro and turn him into the worst thing in a movie.

I think Turturro remains the most talented person in the film while being the worst thing in it. It makes no sense.

[ScottFromGA]

as far as Turturro goes...that's Micheal Bay's idea of comic relief and in the context of this movie goes it works....I think it's good for Turturro, too....to do such a broad comedic role......I mean he's far from laugh out loud funny but it adds to the energy

I found him to be terrific and funny in "O' Brother Where Art Thou?".

he was even funny in "Mr. Deeds".

hell....I just love that guy.

I <3 Turturro.

[ScottFromGA]

I was more affected by spike saying "shit" in the 86 film.... oh and when Galvatron vaporized Starscream , that was awesome

yeah...i forgot when Spike said that....wow...I bought the 20th year anniversary DVD and still haven't watched it.

I'm gonna do that tonight.

[SinA]

on the news today they were talking about lightning storms out west, and that a lot of transformers were getting blown.

tee hee.

[cougarjake13]

on the news today they were talking about lightning storms out west, and that a lot of transformers were getting blown.

tee hee.

gotta love that mechanical oral

[J.Clints]

Taking my son today. He is Excited.

[SHANEFROMGA]

Taking my son today. He is Excited.

THERE IS SOME CURSING AND MASTURBATION TALK, HOPE YOUR KID KNOWS
ABOUT THAT, MY 9 YEAR OLD GIRL WAS LOOKING TO ME FOR AN EXPLAINATION OF THOSE JOKES. I'M NOT READY FOR THAT SHIT YET!!!!

[J.Clints]

THERE IS SOME CURSING AND MASTURBATION TALK, HOPE YOUR KID KNOWS
ABOUT THAT, MY 9 YEAR OLD WAS LOOKING TO ME FOR AN EXPLAINATION OF THOSE JOKES. I'M NOT READY FOR THAT SHIT YET!!!!

Thanks for the warning.

[Freakshow]

i'm still suprised at how many guys were into the whole transformers thing since they were kids.....i have no clue what all that's about....

It was our century's Dennis the Menace.

[GordonGekko]

I don't know if there is a plot or just CGI.

[cougarjake13]

overall it was a good movie and i am madly in love with


megan fox

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/megan_fox/thumbnails/tn2_megan_fox_2.jpg


and maggie "nicole kidman jr " madsen


http://au.i1.yimg.com/news.aunz.yimg.com/xp/snappermedia400/20051215_ch7_xmas_18/_2102247.jpg

[SHANEFROMGA]

overall it was a good movie and i am madly in love with


megan fox

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/megan_fox/thumbnails/tn2_megan_fox_2.jpg


and maggie "nicole kidman jr " madsen


http://au.i1.yimg.com/news.aunz.yimg.com/xp/snappermedia400/20051215_ch7_xmas_18/_2102247.jpg

amen to that brother

[cougarjake13]

amen to that brother

all movie long all i could think of was i cant wait to get the dvd so i can run a few batches

[BIGASS307Buddays]

I truly was one of the BIGGEST Transformers fan growing up, still a huge fan.
The movie was great and exactly what I expected (even funnier).
The fighting scenes were great, it had a solid stotyline and explained enough that even the novice fan can follow....
It's a movie about alien Robots ... don't expect the "Best Dramatic Screenplay" Oscar and and have a good time...

[LiddyRules]

For a mindless, blow-em-up summer actioner, Transformers serves its purpose perfectly fine. Were there some cheesy parts? Yes. But for the type of movie it is, you want it to have cheesy moments and lame jokes. It's not something amazing or groundbreaking but it's definitely worth at least a matinee.

For the type of movie it is, you want it to have cheesy moments and lame jokes. It's not something amazing or groundbreaking but it's definitely worth at least a matinee.

However, despite all the robots and the effects, the thing I was most pleased in was Sam's parents. Maybe I'm just tired of every married couple being bogged down in martial strife or having an absentee parent but, especially with this having Spielberg's hand in it, I was pleasantly surprised at Sam's parents (who acted remarkably like Leela's parents from Futurama). They were loving, they were nice to one another, they were nice to their son, they were kind of goofy without being overbearing. And that was just something that strangely struck with me.

One question about the ending though. How awkward would it be trying to perform having Optimus Prime watch you?

[cougarjake13]

One question about the ending though. How awkward would it be trying to perform having Optimus Prime watch you?



what about having to do it ON bumblebee

[LiddyRules]

what about having to do it ON bumblebee I thought about that, and while I agree it is very creepy having sex on your friend, thinking about Optimus' eyes and imagining the voice saying 'It's ok, I like to watch' seems even weirder to me.

[cougarjake13]

I thought about that, and while I agree it is very creepy having sex on your friend, thinking about Optimus' eyes and imagining the voice saying 'It's ok, I like to watch' seems even weirder to me.

yes it would be

[lleeder]

When she got naked there was more than meets the eye

[cougarjake13]

When she got naked there was more than meets the eye

i wish

[Tenbatsuzen]

For a mindless, blow-em-up summer actioner, Transformers serves its purpose perfectly fine. Were there some cheesy parts? Yes. But for the type of movie it is, you want it to have cheesy moments and lame jokes. It's not something amazing or groundbreaking but it's definitely worth at least a matinee.

For the type of movie it is, you want it to have cheesy moments and lame jokes. It's not something amazing or groundbreaking but it's definitely worth at least a matinee.

However, despite all the robots and the effects, the thing I was most pleased in was Sam's parents. Maybe I'm just tired of every married couple being bogged down in martial strife or having an absentee parent but, especially with this having Spielberg's hand in it, I was pleasantly surprised at Sam's parents (who acted remarkably like Leela's parents from Futurama). They were loving, they were nice to one another, they were nice to their son, they were kind of goofy without being overbearing. And that was just something that strangely struck with me.

One question about the ending though. How awkward would it be trying to perform having Optimus Prime watch you?

Never mind loving and understanding parents in a Hollywood movie - but loving and understanding parents in a SPIELBERG movie? Where the FATHER figure is present and dominant? Un-fucking-heard of.

[BadGuyDavey]

dude... you all talk about having performance anxiety having sex on bumblebee while optimus watches...


your talking about meagan fox


and a camaro.... I'd bust my load as soon as she got on top of me


seriously... im going to kill her fiancee and marry her tomorrow

[ScottFromGA]

dude... you all talk about having performance anxiety having sex on bumblebee while optimus watches...


your talking about meagan fox


and a camaro.... I'd bust my load as soon as she got on top of me


seriously... im going to kill her fiancee and marry her tomorrow

:unsure:

[ScottFromGA]

overall it was a good movie and i am madly in love with


megan fox

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/megan_fox/thumbnails/tn2_megan_fox_2.jpg


and maggie "nicole kidman jr " madsen


http://au.i1.yimg.com/news.aunz.yimg.com/xp/snappermedia400/20051215_ch7_xmas_18/_2102247.jpg

nice pushed up tits there, but a bitch that can only cook Eggo's and Hot Pockets isn't all that hot to me......

at least she can know how to cook as well as I do.


and something that bothers me...the blonde in the movie received no push at all, but she had the better part. I think thats fucked up.

[ScottFromGA]

The Transformers DVD came out yesterday....so I went to Wal-Mart and snuck it out without the alarms sounding.....thats right, I STOLE...Fuck Wal-Mart.


its a 2 disc DVD with the movie and another called "Transformers - Beginnings" Its an animated story of what led up to the events in the movie, more in depth. Its almost like watching a live action comic book....its pretty neat.


Whoever has a chance should check it out....:thumbup:

[cougarjake13]

The Transformers DVD came out yesterday....so I went to Wal-Mart and snuck it out without the alarms sounding.....thats right, I STOLE...Fuck Wal-Mart.


its a 2 disc DVD with the movie and another called "Transformers - Beginnings" Its an animated story of what led up to the events in the movie, more in depth. Its almost like watching a live action comic book....its pretty neat.


Whoever has a chance should check it out....:thumbup:

any good extras with megan fox ???

[torker]

The Transformers DVD came out yesterday....so I went to Wal-Mart and snuck it out without the alarms sounding.....thats right, I STOLE...Fuck Wal-Mart.
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[CofyCrakCocaine]

The Transformers DVD came out yesterday....so I went to Wal-Mart and snuck it out without the alarms sounding.....thats right, I STOLE...Fuck Wal-Mart.

More importantly, fuck Michael Bay.

[Doctor Manhattan]

I got the 2 disc set from Target that comes in a Optimus Prime transforming DVD case. I didn't know we could steal it, so I just paid for it. Silly me.

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7555/10508634pv4.jpg http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6646/88933115uq4.jpg http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3086/44626873yz3.jpg

It doesn't transform into a truck, just folds up into something that will fit on a DVD shelf.

And depite what Ron might think, you can like this movie and not be a moron.

[fezident]

Michael Bay DVDs always deliver the goods.
His commentary tracks are always revealing and interesting. TRANSFORMERS is no exception. He goes into great detail about budgets, concepts, fans, haters, lighting, effects, etc etc.
If you're into that kinda thing... get the special edition DVD.

[thepaulo]

Walmart is giving away free Transformers.....good PR move. I'm telling all my friends.

[Doctor Manhattan]

Walmart is giving away free Transformers.....good PR move. I'm telling all my friends.

Details? Are they still doing this?

[ScottFromGA]

Details? Are they still doing this?

Yes....if your as smooth as this motherfucker typing this.
:clap: :innocent:

[JimBeam]

The version I got for the video store didn't have any extras.

Bare bones.

I'd like to see this cartoon about the origins though.

I thought the movie was OK but nothing great.

I found it hard to keep track, in the final battle scene, of which one was Starscream and who was Megatron.

[JimBeam]

Possible spoiler question :

How did Starscream get killed ?

[underdog]

I finally got around to watching this movie today and it was fucking terrible. And I usually like shitty movies.

The acting was horrible, the dialog was worse, and the plot was nearly non-existent.

Not to mention that it was basically a 2 and a half hour commercial.

There were some good action scenes, but it was like maybe 20 minutes of the movie. I kept reading and hearing how the movie actually wasn't that bad, but this movie was awful. Shia LeBouf stinks.

[lleeder]

I finally got around to watching this movie today and it was fucking terrible. And I usually like shitty movies.

The acting was horrible, the dialog was worse, and the plot was nearly non-existent.

Not to mention that it was basically a 2 and a half hour commercial.

There were some good action scenes, but it was like maybe 20 minutes of the movie. I kept reading and hearing how the movie actually wasn't that bad, but this movie was awful. Shia LeBouf stinks.

What about the two times Optimus said "more than meets the eye"? Surely you liked that. :innocent:

[underdog]

What about the two times Optimus said "more than meets the eye"? Surely you liked that. :innocent:

I forgot about that. I also loved how no one saw a five foot robot walking around Air Force 1 or falling down the Hoover Dam.

[lleeder]

I forgot about that. I also loved how no one saw a five foot robot walking around Air Force 1 or falling down the Hoover Dam.

What about the half an hour that the robots were bumbling around the backyard? That was very believable and entertaining.

[underdog]

What about the half an hour that the robots were bumbling around the backyard? That was very believable and entertaining.

It was definitely needed, too. No reason to trim the movie under two hours.

[Lady Resin]

It was definitely needed, too. No reason to trim the movie under two hours.
Just saw it's on demand. We rented it and the DVD wouldn't work. Watching it when I leave here.

[Furtherman]

Possible spoiler question :

How did Starscream get killed ?

He didn't. Watch the credits.

[fezident]

What about the half an hour that the robots were bumbling around the backyard? That was very believable and entertaining.

That sequence is f'cking retarded!
They've been hiding -in plain sight- for YEARS but suddenly they've been reduced to playing hide and seek on Witwicky's suburban lawn.
Go to the street, transform yourself back into the shape of a car and shut the F up LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING EVERY DAMN DAY SINCE YOU ARRIVED HERE!

[lleeder]

He didn't. Watch the credits.

Here's where a vidoe of Starscream flying up into space should be at the end of the credits.

[Kerouac931]

This was an absolutely awesome movie. I didn't want to like it because of the original, but it was actually a damn entertaining movie. And yes, I was drooling at the hot chick like an idiot.

[underdog]

This was an absolutely awesome movie. I didn't want to like it because of the original, but it was actually a damn entertaining movie. And yes, I was drooling at the hot chick like an idiot.

I was so surprised that her and Shia got together.

I mean, who saw that coming?

[fezident]

Megan Fox is so amazingly hot that nobody ever talks about the actress who played that math whiz. In any other movie, this chick would be whacktastic.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/blonde.jpg

[Furtherman]

Megan Fox is so amazingly hot that nobody ever talks about the actress who played that math whiz. In any other movie, this chick would be whacktastic.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/blonde.jpg

That would be Rachael Taylor, who I think would have made a better girlfriend.

[fezident]

I think Michael Bay agrees with you. I saw a photo of those two together, and they looked rather cozy.

[JustJon]

That sequence is f'cking retarded!
They've been hiding -in plain sight- for YEARS but suddenly they've been reduced to playing hide and seek on Witwicky's suburban lawn.
Go to the street, transform yourself back into the shape of a car and shut the F up LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING EVERY DAMN DAY SINCE YOU ARRIVED HERE!

Did you miss the 5 minute car commercial where the autobots come to earth?

[TheMojoPin]

I thought it was a good choice to have the one robot pee on that guy. And then to have those two people banging on the hood of that one robot. And then the time that one guy's mom talked about her son masturbating. That was great. Michael Bay is scary talented.

[scottinnj]

Did you miss the 5 minute car commercial where the autobots come to earth?

It was for Chevy so I enjoyed it.

[Furtherman]

No No No No No No (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u2XIVS60Z8)

[JustJon]

I thought it was a good choice to have the one robot pee on that guy. And then to have those two people banging on the hood of that one robot. And then the time that one guy's mom talked about her son masturbating. That was great. Michael Bay is scary talented.

And nothing says kids movie like....