what's the tell-tale sign you are drunk?

[weekapaugjz]

so?

mine is the "monocle". when i get pretty drunk sometimes, my right eye, doesn't quite like to open up so much, so im stuck with looking out one eye the rest of the night. i only do this when i am extremely intoxicated. does anyone else have a "sign" in friends know you are out of it?

[JPMNICK]

for me it is wobbling while i stand there and pee. and bringing my beer into the bathroom with me

[MellySmelly]

I get the eye thing too, but with me I close one eye on purpose so that I can focus.

[Fat_Sunny]

Fat's Friends All Know His Stages At The Bar:

Stage 1: He Gets Overly "Frisky" And Then Slurs His Words And Then Starts Making Out With Whoever Is Willing

Stage 2: He Starts Taking Other People's Drinks Off The Bar When They Go To The Dance Floor Or Bathroom, Regardless Of Potential Germs, And Chugs Them

Stage 3: He Hits The Dance Floor. This Is Only When Extremely Drunk!

[weekapaugjz]

Stage 2: He Starts Taking Other People's Drinks Off The Bar When They Go To The Dance Floor Or Bathroom, Regardless Of Potential Germs, And Chugs Them

touche. jz thinks he might have to add this to his bag of tricks...

[reformed]

Peeing in unusual places...dryer, bed, couch, car, plants, driveways, while talking to cops, in the middle of holding cells and worst of all... in bed with the rare woman who falls for my bullshit

Oh yeah...I also drool

[Fat_Sunny]

Peeing in unusual places...dryer, bed, couch, car, plants, driveways, while talking to cops, in the middle of holding cells and worst of all... in bed with the rare woman who falls for my bullshit

Oh yeah...I also drool

^^:lol::lol::lol:^^

Especially The Drooling!!

[Don Stugots]

if your name is LLEEDER!

[tele7]

Peeing in unusual places...dryer, bed, couch, car, plants, driveways, while talking to cops, in the middle of holding cells and worst of all... in bed with the rare woman who falls for my bullshit

Oh yeah...I also drool

http://www.rgj.com/blogs/film/uploaded_images/Cowbell-729362.jpg

you had me at "peeing in plants"

[MilkmanDann]

For me Ability to make sense, or death.

[lleeder]

if your name is LLEEDER!

Who saw that coming? :thumbdown:

[sailor]

Who saw that coming? :thumbdown:

even i've moved on from those jokes.

[FUNKMAN]

smile alot and wobble a bit... everyone becomes my new best friend

[BoondockSaint]

Fat's Friends All Know His Stages At The Bar:

Stage 1: He Gets Overly "Frisky" And Then Slurs His Words And Then Starts Making Out With Whoever Is Willing

Stage 2: He Starts Taking Other People's Drinks Off The Bar When They Go To The Dance Floor Or Bathroom, Regardless Of Potential Germs, And Chugs Them

Stage 3: He Hits The Dance Floor. This Is Only When Extremely Drunk!

I'll keep an eye out for these during the F_S-tivus!

[Friday]

i slur like crazy when i get too drunky... i am told it's rather amusing.

i also get extremely frisky on the alkeyhol...

[PapaBear]

I start looking at photos of past loves, when I'm too drunk.

[FUNKMAN]

I start looking at photos of past loves, when I'm too drunk.

http://www.infocellar.com/life/images/ugly1.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

Stage 3: He Hits The Dance Floor. This Is Only When Extremely Drunk!

Does it look like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akdlyLcLF8M&mode=related&search=)

[PapaBear]

http://www.infocellar.com/life/images/ugly1.jpg
Stay out of my photo files!!!

[sailor]

i start to slur my words after like 1 beer (very tenuous grasp on the spoken word) so that's a false tell. i probably get a bit too touchy-feely after a few too many.

[BoondockSaint]

I start agreeing with Kevin in baseball threads.

[JackStraw]

I reply to any thread started by weekapaugjz.

[jennysmurf]

my arms turn all jellyish. i'll be sitting at the bar and i can't keep my arms from flailing when i talk. it's wombo annoying.

[fohat]

When I've just poured myself into a glass and am sliding down someone's throat.

[SatCam]

what's the tell-tale sign you are drunk?

when my cup is empty

[Friday]

When I've just poured myself into a glass and am sliding down someone's throat.

I am trying to decide if this is sexy.... or really scary

[weekapaugjz]

I reply to any thread started by weekapaugjz.

rude and rude

[fohat]

I am trying to decide if this is sexy.... or really scary

I think it's more physics than anything ;)

[prothunderball]

I listen to "alcohol" by bare naked ladies. I tried doing sober once and nearly died.

[FUNKMAN]

my brother caught me pissing on the stereo once and my friend's aunt caught me pissing on the my friend's living room wall

not sure if they would count though

[mikeyboy]

When I start repeating myself a lot and start telling people how much they rule to an embarassing degree, and when I get obsessed with some type of food as "the best thing ever" (e.g. BBQ chips at the Mooch farewell).

[sailor]

When I start repeating myself a lot and start telling people how much they rule to an embarassing degree, and when I get obsessed with some type of food as "the best thing ever" (e.g. BBQ chips at the Mooch farewell).

and you punch people.

[mikeyboy]

and you punch people.

Not usually. That's a Jager drunk thing.

edit: sorry.

[Marc with a c]

getting drunk is for the weak

[sailor]

Not usually. That's a Jager drunk thing.

edit: sorry.

no need. it was quite funny! :)

[BoondockSaint]

getting drunk is for every day of the week

Agreed.

[FUNKMAN]

what's the tell-tale sign you are drunk?

picking Bruce over Billy

[Fat_Sunny]

Stage 1: He Gets Overly "Frisky" And Then Slurs His Words And Then Starts Making Out With Whoever Is Willing


I'll keep an eye out for these during the F_S-tivus!

The Emphasis In Fat's Statement Is On WHOEVER. No One Is Safe From The Advances Of A Drunk F_S. No One. So Watch Out!

[Marc with a c]

No One Is Safe From The Advances Of A Drunk F_S. No One. So Watch Out!

you really need to come to a bar night

[hedges]

How do I know I'm drunk? I watch guys in Alaska catch crab for three hours on the Discovery Channel.

[Andomray]

The gravity holding my shirt down magically disappears.

[BoondockSaint]

I'm on RonFez.net and watching the Gene Simmons show and thik I'm living the high life.

[epo]

When really drunk I start to appreciate my friends and get sappy.

[PapaBear]

When really drunk I start to appreciate my friends and get sappy.
http://www.whippedcardgame.com/images/love_u_man.gif

[midwestjeff]

when i post in the early morning while I'm listening to the recorded dead hour and eating stale salsa and chips. and i am waiting for microwave burritos to be done and i think they are and i have to re-type every third word because i spelled them wrong. mighty horse.

[moochcassidy]

lots of hugs and general inappropriate touching

[Hottub]

Moochie's posts make sense.

[tupper65]

shaking people's hands......constantly

[ScottFromGA]

tell-tell sign that I am drunk or TOO drunk?


when I'm drunk is when I'm slurring my words....

when I'm WAY too drunk is when I zip my pecker up in my zipper more than 4 times.....It happened....and boy did it hurt the next morning.

[Crispy123]

Beer = slurring words, your the best, affectionate inappropriate touching

Liquor= racial slurring of words, angriness, non-affectionate inappropriate punching

[SHANEFROMGA]

For Me Kissing Everyone On The Forehead, Telling Them I Love Them, Running Aroung Like A Goon, Throwing Up And Falling In It, Waking Up The Morning Not Knowing Where I'm At, And Earning The Name "bambie" From All My Friends.
Ugh

[ScottFromGA]

For Me Kissing Everyone On The Forehead, Telling Them I Love Them, Running Aroung Like A Goon, Throwing Up And Falling In It, Waking Up The Morning Not Knowing Where I'm At, And Earning The Name "bambie" From All My Friends.
Ugh

you forgot about falling into the tub with your pants around your ankles and hollering for momma to come help you up.....


this is all fact.....and funny to remember.

[JackStraw]

rude and rude

I'm serious! The "I feel like balls thread" might be my favorite on the board!

[SHANEFROMGA]

you forgot about falling into the tub with your pants around your ankles and hollering for momma to come help you up.....


this is all fact.....and funny to remember.

NO I DIDN'T FORGET, I JUST DIDN'T REMEMBER

[Yerdaddy]

Two words: jailhouse rotisserie.


Thankfully I've got 10 years sober and 9 years continent.

[ScottFromGA]

NO I DIDN'T FORGET, I JUST DIDN'T REMEMBER

or COULDN'T remember...you fuckin' drunk!

[Earlshog]

Plowing my car into a school buses

[Friday]

lots of hugs and general inappropriate touching

but this is how you are ALL the time..... hmmmm

[grlNIN]

My vagina becomes my brain.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm serious! The "I feel like balls thread" might be my favorite on the board!

oh, ok, i guess i just misread your post. thankfully, i haven't felt like "balls" in awhile...

[SHANEFROMGA]

My vagina becomes my brain.

MY BRAIN BECOMES A VAGINA

[JackStraw]

oh, ok, i guess i just misread your post. thankfully, i haven't felt like "balls" in awhile...

Let's blame the drink for this one.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id say I talk too much and rag on people

But I do that when sober

My Body becomes more limber and I do alot of movement with my talking and slurring

:king:

[Jennitalia]

my eyes chink out (more than normal), my cheeks get red, and then i turn into a very happy chatty cathy.

[bigredd]

My cheeks and the tips of my ears get red when I drink tequila...usually after a single margurita or shot. It's weird.

[Yerdaddy]

My vagina becomes my brain.

And I love you for your mind. Can I have it?

[Reephdweller]

Apparently I get 5 year old kids to scream "COCKSTRONG!!" across baseball fields.

[joethebartender]

I know that I'm loaded when I have more than one beer in play. (one on the bar, one maybe on a table, another on a window sill, etc.)

Another factor is doing incredibly stupid stuff like I got drunk on a fishing trip a few days ago and I told the people around me that if I caught a big one, I was going to mount it...They never saw it coming.

[Bossanova]

I get the eye thing too. My left eye squints and if im wearing a hat it usually is pushed off of my forehead and cocked to the side a bit