The Night of The Living Bands

[Don Stugots]

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The Night of The Living Bands hosted by Thereisnoradio.com (http://www.therisnoradio.com) and The Experience with Don Stugots & Regina. (http://www.donstugots.com)

July 14th at Ace of Clubs NYC i (http://www.aceofclubsnyc.com)n downtown Manhattan, @ 9 Great Jones Street. Doors open at 7, show starts at 8, admission is 8.00 per person.

Full Line up:
Rokit Sirjens (http://www.myspace.com/therokitsirjens)
Beauty School Dropouts (http://www.myspace.com/beautyschooldropoutsnyc)
CRANKCASE! (http://www.myspace.com/crankcaserocks)
Glennwood (http://www.myspace.com/glennwood)
The Fake Gimms (http://www.myspace.com/fakegimms)
and we have a few surprises and prizes as well. There will also be a special prize given out to Paisan members only so get your number today.

After Party to follow at The Bowery Poetry Club (http://www.bowerypoetry.com/): 308 Bowery, right off of Bleeker.


artwork by Dukester.

[reillyluck]

:clap: wooooooooo this is going to be a great night! i cant wait!!

[Fallon]

I can't wait!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Ill be there like Ric Flair Wooooooooooooooo

The Blackjack Paisan will be in Attendence

:king:

[J.Clints]

Its going to be a great night I hope you all have a great time.:thumbup: I wish I could be there with you all. :down: But I will be there in spirit. :dry:

[J.Clints]

Ohh by the way great art work.

[Don Stugots]

Its going to be a great night I hope you all have a great time.:thumbup: I wish I could be there with you all. :down: But I will be there in spirit. :dry:

you start on your stand up, i want you to fill some time during the next one that should be in September.

King, talk to Randy about the Flair Chop Challenge. 10 bucks a chop after the first 5.

[reillyluck]

Ill be there like Ric Flair Wooooooooooooooo

The Blackjack Paisan will be in Attendence

:king:

:lol: ahahahaha the Woooooooooo reminds of last night when my phriend Val came out of the Ron and Fez Closet. She admitted she listens to Ron and Fez and i had no idea!!!

Stugots was a witness to this incredible breakthrough! :smile:

[J.Clints]

you start on your stand up, i want you to fill some time during the next one that should be in September.


That would be one hell of a time.

[Don Stugots]

:lol: ahahahaha the Woooooooooo reminds of last night when my phriend Val came out of the Ron and Fez Closet. She admitted she listens to Ron and Fez and i had no idea!!!

Stugots was a witness to this incredible breakthrough! :smile:

Reilly has cool ass phriends.

[Heather 8]

King, talk to Randy about the Flair Chop Challenge. 10 bucks a chop after the first 5.

You are evil, Stugots. :devil2:

[J.Clints]

you start on your stand up, i want you to fill some time during the next one that should be in September.
.

Oh Yea SHHHHHH Your the only one here that knows.

[J.Clints]

:lol: my phriend Val came out of the Ron and Fez Closet. :smile:

I had a friend come out of the closet. But It was not the Ron and Fez Closet.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Its going to be a great night I hope you all have a great time.:thumbup: I wish I could be there with you all. :down: But I will be there in spirit. :dry:

Hi Lenay

:king:

[J.Clints]

Hi Lenay

:king:

:nono: My voice is a little deeper and filled with more hayseed than she shall ever know.:nono:

[Don Stugots]

You are evil, Stugots. :devil2:

who me? :innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:nono: My voice is a little deeper and filled with more hayseed than she shall ever know.:nono:


was commenting about your blatent rip off of Lenay with the Smileys, not your Voice

:king:

[J.Clints]

was commenting about your blatent rip off of Lenay with the Smileys, not your Voice

:king:

I realize that. I was just point out a few differences.......Clean ones.......I was just messing with ya MR:king:

[lleeder]

I'll be there but I refuse to get a Paisan number :happy:

[Don Stugots]

I'll be there but I refuse to get a Paisan number :happy:

no worries, you just miss out on one of the prizes, but if you bring your wife, I will enter her by default. the poor woman puts up with you, she deserves to be able to win something.

[Don Stugots]

Poll added.

[Jughead]

Im 26.....Need not be present to win?>??????Wish so bad i could be there....

[AngelAmy]

um excuse me, why am i the only one who has voted!!!

[Jughead]

um excuse me, why am i the only one who has voted!!!

Ok Everyone knows anyway(I'm a Hayseed) I didn't understand it??

[Friday]

I'm coming!

wheeeeeeeeee

[Leticia]

wooo hoooo!!!

This'll be soooo much fun! I can't wait!

[DarkHippie]

I might have to take the flair chop challenge. We'll see who hits harder, a wrestler or a retard.

I'll need to be drunk first

[Don Stugots]

The Flair Chop Challenge works like this:

Someone will volunteer to take 5 chops from Section 8. Every Chop they take after that will be worth 10 bucks. maybe more if I can get someone to sponsor it. Rules are: you can be shirtless or a tanktop and should be sober. you should step up before hand and let me know if you want in on it.

[Hottub]

I think Hippie has a shot at this. 8 is quite strong, but retard strength? I also doubt 8 will be slinging poo!
I'd also love to see Randy take a couple more!

[Don Stugots]

i too am hoping that randy steps up and stops being a puss. hippie if you really are interested, PM me and I will start to set it up.

[lleeder]

Do you have to be awake for this? If not, then put me down for twenty.

[Hottub]

Hey lleeder? I'm guessing if you bring the truck into the show, and throw the doors open afterward, you will probably sell out! Just an Idea. I am definitly down for an egg sammich and a Beef A Roni!

[Don Stugots]

Do you have to be awake for this? If not, then put me down for twenty.

you have to be awake and SOBER or somewhat sober.

Hey lleeder? I'm guessing if you bring the truck into the show, and throw the doors open afterward, you will probably sell out! Just an Idea. I am definitly down for an egg sammich and a Beef A Roni!

i'm starvin already. I dont know if the bowery poetry room has food but i hope so. i can imagine how hungry i will be at the end of this since i will be tossing my cookies from now till the show starts.

[Heather 8]

Can we have them sign releases, Don? The 8s are not rich folks by any stretch of the imagination, and one good lawsuit will roon us.

[Don Stugots]

nothing.

[Heather 8]

Wow... how'd you double-post 7 minutes apart, Don?

[lleeder]

Wow... how'd you double-post 7 minutes apart, Don?

He's really good at being redundant

[Don Stugots]

Wow... how'd you double-post 7 minutes apart, Don?

He's really good at being redundant

i dont even know. i was on my wireless when i posted that and then had to switch to hard wire because i am getting yesterday's show and then poof. double post.

[lleeder]

Wow... how'd you double-post 7 minutes apart, Don?

He's really good at being redundant.

[DarkHippie]

The Flair Chop Challenge works like this:

Someone will volunteer to take 5 chops from Section 8. Every Chop they take after that will be worth 10 bucks. maybe more if I can get someone to sponsor it. Rules are: you can be shirtless or a tanktop and should be sober. you should step up before hand and let me know if you want in on it.

5 chops is a lot. I think maybe it should be 5 bucks for every chop, 10 bucks if you can get a sponsor. I don't think anyone can take 5 chops.

[Don Stugots]

5 chops is a lot. I think maybe it should be 5 bucks for every chop, 10 bucks if you can get a sponsor. I don't think anyone can take 5 chops.

you want to make rules, have your own contest. its not a democracy. it is what i can afford.

[Don Stugots]

5 chops is a lot. I think maybe it should be 5 bucks for every chop, 10 bucks if you can get a sponsor. I don't think anyone can take 5 chops.

new terms:

how about, take 5, you get 20.00. after that it is 10 bucks a chop? with a 10 chop max. no matter what happens you can not sue: me, regina, the 8's, the club, anyone with the show or the bands, ronfez.net, dontstugots.com or thereisnoradio.com. agreed?

[Hottub]

I saw one chop in real life. And as manly as I am, that would be plenty for me.
Get Mikeyboy, or Eli in to check the fine print.:lol:

[Don Stugots]

I saw one chop in real life. And as manly as I am, that would be plenty for me.
Get Mikeyboy, or Eli in to check the fine print.:lol:

eli is already on retainer since he makes all my sigpics and mikeyboy is a hippie.

[Leticia]

Cockstrong just said he was definitely in the Fire Chop Contest.

What is the record to beat here?

Hehe.

[Don Stugots]

Cockstrong just said he was definitely in the Fire Chop Contest.

What is the record to beat here?

Hehe.


He cannot compete in it. he is a trained professional.

[Friday]

Just wondering... why is there a chopping contest?

That seems awfully strange... and um... painful ... and rather like a possible liability.
But I know nothing... just pondering out loud....

[Heather 8]

8's already loosening up his chopping arm in anticipation of this challenge.

Now he's giggling evilly.

Now he's debating knife-edge vs overhand (the overhand is his "bread-and-butter" and the one he demonstrated on Randy). He figures overhand will save Stugots money in the longrun. :laugh:

...I really don't have a normal life, do I?

[Don Stugots]

Just wondering... why is there a chopping contest?

That seems awfully strange... and um... painful ... and rather like a possible liability.
But I know nothing... just pondering out loud....

why not? plus, if we get short on time, it will get cut.

[Heather 8]

Just wondering... why is there a chopping contest?

That seems awfully strange... and um... painful ... and rather like a possible liability.
But I know nothing... just pondering out loud....


BBQ Party thing... you kinda had to be there, and annoyed with Randy.

[Don Stugots]

BBQ Party thing... you kinda had to be there, and annoyed with Randy.

i so wish he had the balls that his brother had. King would do it if i asked him. Randy is a wuss.

[Friday]

ok.
i guess i am just not into random violence.

[Heather 8]

Is it really random if they volunteer? :unsure:

[Don Stugots]

ok.
i guess i am just not into random violence.

Is it really random if they volunteer? :unsure:

and it is planned. Randy is a wuss.

[Friday]

well ... its a rock show... so the only violence i would equate with it is in the form of a mosh pit. But I don't think any of the bands are quite that heavy... so yeah. still pretty random lol

[lleeder]

One time I was at this party a kid had a bamboo kendo stick. I would repeatedly hit myself with it like 10 to 20 quick hits. I did it like 5 or 6 times that way. Then another time I hit myself in the head with a regular bamboo. That was bad. My head swelled up really fast. I'm intrigued by this contest but I think my self mutalation days are beyond me at this point.

[DarkHippie]

Any money that I win in this contest I am donating to the charity of my choice, The Clearwater www.clearwater.org . I challenge anyone there to match my donation, we will group our money and donate in the name of The Don Stugots Experience.

If that's ok with stugots

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i so wish he had the balls that his brother had. King would do it if i asked him. Randy is a wuss.

I wouldnt take any Flair Chops , I have Disney 2 days after, I dont want little kids to see welts on my chest when I am in the Pool

Randy will do anything while Drunk, Insult Take Flair Chops etc

Sober Randy hmm, dont think I met sober Randy

:king:

[J.Clints]

I wouldnt take any Flair Chops , I have Disney 2 days after, I dont want little kids to see welts on my chest when I am in the Pool

Randy will do anything while Drunk, Insult Take Flair Chops etc

Sober Randy hmm, dont think I met sober Randy

:king:



You sissy's if I were able to be there I would take them. For the show only.

[Don Stugots]

I wouldnt take any Flair Chops , I have Disney 2 days after, I dont want little kids to see welts on my chest when I am in the Pool

Randy will do anything while Drunk, Insult Take Flair Chops etc

Sober Randy hmm, dont think I met sober Randy

:king:



king, i was trying to make randy look bad by talking you up. thanks for ruining it, you're just as bad as Nick with givining away my secrets.


Clints has the right attitude. Lleeder, if you are not going to pull off the trick, dont brag. we can all sit around and talk about what we "used to do". Chicken. Hippie, you can do whatever you want with the money. I do have a feeling that when I go over all of this with the club next week, they will say NO WAY, JOSE, but what the hell. If that is the case, i will come up with a Plan B, just in case. Any ideas, let me know.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

king, i was trying to make randy look bad by talking you up. thanks for ruining it, you're just as bad as Nick with givining away my secrets.



Clints has the right attitude. Lleeder, if you are not going to pull off the trick, dont brag. we can all sit around and talk about what we "used to do". Chicken. Hippie, you can do whatever you want with the money. I do have a feeling that when I go over all of this with the club next week, they will say NO WAY, JOSE, but what the hell. If that is the case, i will come up with a Plan B, just in case. Any ideas, let me know.


lol Stu, I should know about Kayfabe. I stink

:king:

[Gvac]

A friend of mine called me up today and invited me to a party on July 14. I was like..."I think I can make it, but for some reason that date's in my head. Maybe I have a wedding to go to?"

If I make it to this gig it'll be a miracle.

[Friday]

A friend of mine called me up today and invited me to a party on July 14. I was like..."I think I can make it, but for some reason that date's in my head. Maybe I have a wedding to go to?"

If I make it to this gig it'll be a miracle.

Posted because I care...

http://www.helpguide.org/elder/alzheimers_disease_symptoms_stages.htm

[sailor]

sticky poll

ewww

[Don Stugots]

lol Stu, I should know about Kayfabe. I stink

:king:

why to play into my stereotype of staten islanders.

[Don Stugots]

i need a camera person with a laptop and aircard to stream the show to thereisnoradio.com. said person will be compensated with a beer or two at the after party. please spread the word. Badmonkey and i want to broadcast this to the people that cannot make it to the show.

[J.Clints]

i need a camera person with a laptop and aircard to stream the show to thereisnoradio.com. said person will be compensated with a beer or two at the after party. please spread the word. Badmonkey and i want to broadcast this to the people that cannot make it to the show.

Very good Sir. This makes me happy

[Don Stugots]

i need a camera person with a laptop and aircard to stream the show to thereisnoradio.com. said person will be compensated with a beer or two at the after party. please spread the word. Badmonkey and i want to broadcast this to the people that cannot make it to the show.

Very good Sir. This makes me happy

i didnt think bad monkey would have wanted me to but I am happy that he asked. I emailed the club to ask them about internet access. this would be really cool if it can happen.

[Hottub]

Stu, it doesn't look good for me right now. I am going to send Fatback as my liason.

Please treat him with all the courtesy that you would me.

If I also make it, it will be a double bonus.

[Don Stugots]

i dont know Fatback but will treat him accordingly. I hope you and Sandy can be there.

[Leticia]

Stu, it doesn't look good for me right now. I am going to send Fatback as my liason.

Please treat him with all the courtesy that you would me.

If I also make it, it will be a double bonus.

I'm never gonna meeeet yoouuuu. :glurps:

[Don Stugots]

I'm never gonna meeeet yoouuuu. :glurps:

i tired. sorry. hottub likes be THE SHADOW of ronfez.net.

[JerseyRich]

A friend of mine called me up today and invited me to a party on July 14. I was like..."I think I can make it, but for some reason that date's in my head. Maybe I have a wedding to go to?"

If I make it to this gig it'll be a miracle.

If you do show up...don't bother bringing your guitars. We've replaced your Alzheimer's ass already.

Telecaster7 in....Gvac out!

[Arch Stanton]

You are evil, Stugots. :devil2:

That's why we love him.

[Don Stugots]

ok, i just got off the phone with the club. The Flair Chop Challenge is a NO GO. The club doesnt like the idea of someone getting beat up in it. Fair enough. You will be seeing/hearing it at an upcoming BBQ soon.

Also, there is no wireless internet access there. I have to look into this over the weekend. The Stage area is in a basement so I do not know that even if i get an aircard for me laptop that it will work.

Wait for it.....

[Hottub]

i dont know Fatback but will treat him accordingly. I hope you and Sandy can be there.

He was Best man at my wedding, and Godfather to my first born. You'll like him.

[Gvac]

If you do show up...don't bother bringing your guitars. We've replaced your Alzheimer's ass already.

Telecaster7 in....Gvac out!

Thank God!

My back is killing me from carrying you fuckers.

I'm goin' solo!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Thank God!

My back is killing me from carrying you fuckers.

I'm goin' solo!

I like Kenny "G"vac, get your Saxaphone Ready

Im your new Agent

:king:

[Friday]

Thank God!

My back is killing me from carrying you fuckers.

I'm goin' solo!

Duet, even!

http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/M%E9chant/xdevil5.gif

[Heather 8]

ok, i just got off the phone with the club. The Flair Chop Challenge is a NO GO. The club doesnt like the idea of someone getting beat up in it. Fair enough. You will be seeing/hearing it at an upcoming BBQ soon.


How about at the Peachy birthday show on August 19? HINT HINT HINT.

[Hottub]

I'm not cooking!

[J.Clints]

How about doing the Chops on the Clints Birthday show Aug. 7th. I dont mind

[Don Stugots]

fear not tub. I am posting from the road as I scout locations for the next bbq.

[J.Clints]

fear not tub. I am posting from the road as I scout locations for the next bbq.

Smyrna Tn. I know a good cook.

[Don Stugots]

i dont think you backyard is big enough for this one. There is going to be more people than the last (not many more but a few) and a band playing live.

peachy, the 19th sounds good. i will know more in a few weeks. for now, wait for it....

[J.Clints]

i dont think you backyard is big enough for this one. There is going to be more people than the last (not many more but a few) and a band playing live.

peachy, the 19th sounds good. i will know more in a few weeks. for now, wait for it....
I have a 2 acre lot I think it is plenty big.

[Don Stugots]

I have a 2 acre lot I think it is plenty big.

and how do i get everyone there?

[J.Clints]

and how do i get everyone there?

Do you Yankees own cars?

[Don Stugots]

haha. yeah, what a 15 hour drive there do a three or a four hour show even to drive back 15 hours. i am sure people will love that.

[Hottub]

Directions to Clint's house. (http://maps.yahoo.com/broadband#mvt=m&q2=snyrna%20Tn&q1=new%20york,%20ny&trf=0&lon=-80.2771&lat=38.315801&mag=12)

I may be late for work on Monday.

[J.Clints]

Directions to Clint's house. (http://maps.yahoo.com/broadband#mvt=m&q2=snyrna%20Tn&q1=new%20york,%20ny&trf=0&lon=-80.2771&lat=38.315801&mag=12)

I may be late for work on Monday.

OMY THAT IS REALLY CLOSE

[J.Clints]

haha. yeah, what a 15 hour drive there do a three or a four hour show even to drive back 15 hours. i am sure people will love that.

Well I guess you better make it one hell of a show.
No pressure.

[Don Stugots]

yeah, no pressure at all. As if i wasnt nervous enough next week, i just had a huge wrench tossed into the works. this first event, may be the death of me. more as it unfolds.....

[J.Clints]

yeah, no pressure at all. As if i wasnt nervous enough next week, i just had a huge wrench tossed into the works. this first event, may be the death of me. more as it unfolds.....

Damn it stu. You best make it until at least the Hayseed Heaven Show.

[Don Stugots]

Damn it stu. You best make it until at least the Hayseed Heaven Show.

i think GVAC is trying to kill me.

[J.Clints]

I dout it. With the show the two of you had sunday. And then again you were at his house and that was his chance.

[Don Stugots]

I dout it. With the show the two of you had sunday. And then again you were at his house and that was his chance.

think again, here is the proof. riight off of Regina's myspace page:

comment from Gvac:
The Gvac & Regina Experience!

Shhhh! Don't tell Stugots!


i dont know is worse, him or Chris the cop.

[J.Clints]

Gvac is a great radio host I think he is a bigger threat. I dont know chris.

[Don Stugots]

ok, i am re-working some stuff to deal with this bump in the road. i will have details on the shakeup on Sunday's show.


wait for it.......

[Don Stugots]

alright, the Beauty School Dropouts, well, dropped out. To add to the night's entertainment Friday will be doing an acoustical set with Telecaster 7 and Bobo will entertaining us with Pope BOBO baby and a few other songs.

Should be a fun time all the way around and if you listened to or downloaded Sunday's show, the after party should be a lot of fun.

[spoon]

Well I kind of listened Friday night after my game. :innocent:

[bobrobot]

alright, the Beauty School Dropouts, well, dropped out. To add to the night's entertainment Friday will be doing an acoustical set with Telecaster 7 and Bobo will entertaining us with Pope BOBO baby and a few other songs.

Should be a fun time all the way around and if you listened to or downloaded Sunday's show, the after party should be a lot of fun.

plus I will be totally naked. & introducing my new game show Tea Bagging for Dollar$!!!

(lies...)

[Don Stugots]

plus I will be totally naked. & introducing my new game show Tea Bagging for Dollar$!!!

(lies...)

i am sure regina will love to hear since you are sleeping on our couch. maybe, a room at the hotel across the street is still a good idea.

[Don Stugots]

oh yeah, since everyone is voting to Throw your bras, i will be expecting yous to do so.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

oh yeah, since everyone is voting to Throw your bras, i will be expecting yous to do so.


remind me to bring my training bra with me, One day ill develop into a real girl

:king:

[DarkHippie]

remind me to bring my training bra with me, One day ill develop into a real girl

:king:

I've got a B cup

[Hottub]

I've got a B cup

Now I've got wood!

[DarkHippie]

Now I've got wood!

titty fuck?

[Hottub]

I can be there in an hour.

[Gvac]

If it's really hot do we still have to go on stage and play?

It gets brutal under the lights on stage.

I'll need someone to fan me and feed me grapes afterwards also.

Preferably a young, scantily clad female.

[Don Stugots]

If it's really hot do we still have to go on stage and play?

It gets brutal under the lights on stage.

I'll need someone to fan me and feed me grapes afterwards also.

Preferably a young, scantily clad female.

horsepants is not coming. sorry. yes you do have to go on stage no matter what. "the show must go on" you grouchy old man.

[Gvac]

I demand more money!

[Don Stugots]

I demand more money!

IM from Hard Rock Johnny:

"the smaller the talent, the bigger their complaints. Have a good show Stu."

[bobrobot]

I demand more money!

You're getting money???

Stugie told me I could keep all the bras & I thought I was gettin' a good deal!!!

http://www.braball.com/Images/Bra.freeway.jpg

[reillyluck]

You're getting money???

Stugie told me I could keep all the bras & I thought I was gettin' a good deal!!!

http://www.braball.com/Images/Bra.freeway.jpg

gvac also works phor Panties!

[Don Stugots]

gvac also works phor Panties!

and Marlboro's.

[JerseyRich]

I demand more money!

You can have some of my double timing money.

[Gvac]

You can have some of my double timing money.

Who are you kidding you cheap bastard?

With the first 5 dollars he ever made, JerseyRich bought a wallet.

He hasn't spent a dime since.

[JerseyRich]

Who are you kidding you cheap bastard?

With the first 5 dollars he ever made, JerseyRich bought a wallet.

He hasn't spent a dime since.

I'm quite the "spend-thrift"

[Hottub]

Who are you kidding you cheap bastard?

With the first 5 dollars he ever made, JerseyRich bought a wallet.

He hasn't spent a dime since.


LIES!!!

When Rich came to our BBQ he had two huge bags of...
OK wait a minute.

He had a giant cooler full of...

Damn! Gvac may be on to something.

[Don Stugots]

Who are you kidding you cheap bastard?

With the first 5 dollars he ever made, JerseyRich bought a wallet.

He hasn't spent a dime since.

you should hear what he said about you on sunday's show.

I'm quite the "spend-thrift"

you aren't spending it on clothes or oh your hair style.

[JerseyRich]

LIES!!!

When Rich came to our BBQ he had two huge bags of...
OK wait a minute.

He had a giant cooler full of...

Damn! Gvac may be on to something.

When I got there, all that was left was Pathmark brand Root Beer and some fruit tart desserts.

You think I'm bringing anything to a cheap ass BBQ like that?

Psshhhaww!

[JerseyRich]

you should hear what he said about you on sunday's show.



you aren't spending it on clothes or oh your hair style.

Now you are just being mean.

[Don Stugots]

LIES!!!

When Rich came to our BBQ he had two huge bags of...
OK wait a minute.

He had a giant cooler full of...

Damn! Gvac may be on to something.

both of them are as tight as a nun's ass.

[Don Stugots]

Now you are just being mean.

hi, have we met?

[Hottub]

both of them are as tight as a nun's ass.

Not true! Gvac offered me one of Pointer's Marlboros! The gentleman that he is!

[JerseyRich]

hi, have we met?

I took care of that thing for you that one time.

[reillyluck]

When I got there, all that was left was Pathmark brand Root Beer

it was all Randy could afford!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Don Stugots]

Not true! Gvac offered me one of Pointer's Marlboros! The gentleman that he is!

at mooch's going away party, he offered one of my cigar's to Kevin. ass.

[Hottub]

it was all Randy could afford!!!!!!!! :lol:
:thumbup::clap::lol:

[Don Stugots]

When I got there, all that was left was Pathmark brand Root

umm, that wasnt root beer.

[JerseyRich]

it was all Randy could afford!!!!!!!! :lol:

Not Big Ass 307! That guy's a celebrity!

[Don Stugots]

Not Big Ass 307! That guy's a celebrity!

he is an annoying prick when he is drunk but he can take an 8 CHOP.

[reillyluck]

Not Big Ass 307! That guy's a celebrity!

where has he been anyway?

[JerseyRich]

he is an annoying prick when he is drunk but he can take an 8 CHOP.

No reason to attack him...He brought Pathmark Root Beer...I brought two untalented losers to the party.

[JerseyRich]

where has he been anyway?

The Hamptons. With the fancy crowd.

[Don Stugots]

where has he been anyway?

King has him locked up somewhere in the Staten Island Mall.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

IM from Randy: I guess Ill fly my Lear Jet over to NYC for the night of the Living Bands.

:king:

[reillyluck]

King has him locked up somewhere in the Staten Island Mall.

hey...wait a minute...ive seen this movie!!

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/Leos-girl/TheTrueKing.jpg

[Don Stugots]

IM from Randy: I guess Ill fly my Lear Jet over to NYC for the night of the Living Bands.

:king:


hopefully he will get stuck in traffic.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

King has him locked up somewhere in the Staten Island Mall.


I baited him with a Six Pack of Schlitz Light. That lush would drink anything

:king:

[BIGASS307Buddays]

Stugots, ... I'm an Annoying Prick When I'm Drunk...
Thats an insult, I'm quite the sober asshole too, you Stereotypical "I" talian Radio Host
The show should be fun.. after 10 beers

[Don Stugots]

Stugots, ... I'm an Annoying Prick When I'm Drunk...
Thats an insult, I'm quite the sober asshole too, you Stereotypical "I" talian Radio Host
The show should be fun.. after 10 beers

hahahhaa.

i didnt think you could hear me from over there. i would have whispered it.


(yes i was joking, for the dont get the joke people.)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Stugots, ... I'm an Annoying Prick When I'm Drunk...
Thats an insult, I'm quite the sober asshole too, you Stereotypical "I" talian Radio Host
The show should be fun.. after 10 beers


so is work after 10 Beers, you Lush

:king:

[BIGASS307Buddays]

hahahhaa.

i didnt think you could hear me from over there. i would have whispered it.


(yes i was joking, for the dont get the joke people.)

The Hippo gave me the heads up about the tomfoolery going on at my expense.

My AA Meetings have consumed my messageboard time.. I have my 10 minute chip.. oh wait opened another beer.

It should be alot of fun at the gig, beer, bands and broads....

[bobrobot]

Stugots, ... I'm an Annoying Prick When I'm Drunk...
Thats an insult, I'm quite the sober asshole too, you Stereotypical "I" talian Radio Host
The show should be fun.. after 10 beers

Heyyy Stugots, can I go on last??? When this guy's had his 10 brewskis!!!

http://www.astriasuparak.com/images/print10beers.jpg

[Gvac]

hahahhaa.

i didnt think you could hear me from over there. i would have whispered it.


(yes i was joking, for the dont get the joke people.)


Miss "doesn't explain himself" Stugots.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Miss "doesn't explain himself" Stugots.


miss hot chick avitar Gvac

:king:

[Don Stugots]

Miss "doesn't explain himself" Stugots.


i miss boobie sig pic stugots.

[Gvac]

Boobie sig pic Stugots was the best!

So was hot chick avatar Gvac.

Too bad the PC police forced us to take 'em down.

[JerseyRich]

miss "holds me when I'm depressed" Gvac

:king:

Fixed it for ya.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Boobie sig pic Stugots was the best!

So was hot chick avatar Gvac.

Too bad the PC police forced us to take 'em down.

I know your memory isnt good with being 80 in all, but you replaced your avitar because we all would ogle the avitar and care less about what your thoughts were

:king:

[Gvac]

Lies!!!

[JerseyRich]

Lies!!!

Just blame the whites.

[Don Stugots]

Just blame the whites.

tell the truth, blame old age. more than likely he will continue to blame justjon.

[J.Clints]

What is this thread about again?????

[JerseyRich]

What is this thread about again?????

Who knows? I can't even get this stupid page to work properly.

When are these geeks gonna start making a website that works?

[Don Stugots]

What is this thread about again?????

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The Night of The Living Bands hosted by Thereisnoradio.com (http://www.therisnoradio.com) and The Experience with Don Stugots & Regina. (http://www.donstugots.com)

July 14th at Ace of Clubs NYC i (http://www.aceofclubsnyc.com)n downtown Manhattan, @ 9 Great Jones Street. Doors open at 7, show starts at 8, admission is 8.00 per person.

Full Line up:
Rokit Sirjens (http://www.myspace.com/therokitsirjens)
Beauty School Dropouts (http://www.myspace.com/beautyschooldropoutsnyc)
CRANKCASE! (http://www.myspace.com/crankcaserocks)
Glennwood (http://www.myspace.com/glennwood)
The Fake Gimms (http://www.myspace.com/fakegimms)
and we have a few surprises and prizes as well. There will also be a special prize given out to Paisan members only so get your number today.

After Party to follow at The Bowery Poetry Club (http://www.bowerypoetry.com/): 308 Bowery, right off of Bleeker.


artwork by Dukester.

that's what.

[J.Clints]

that's what.

ohh I remember. Thanks

[Gvac]

This is about the oppressive dictatorship here at RonFez.net and also about the "frugality" of JerseyRich.

The rest of the thread is pure nonsense.

[Friday]

Phucking white people.

Please Note. There are NO Mods of color.

And that is all I have to say about that.

[J.Clints]

Phucking white people.

Please Note. There are NO Mods of color.

And that is all I have to say about that.

we've got monkeyboy right?

[Friday]

who is this monkeyboy you speak of?

[Gvac]

Hey Clints - The Reds are rolling into town to play the Mets Saturday night.

Wanna go?

[Friday]

Hey Clints - The Reds are rolling into town to play the Mets Saturday night.

Wanna go?

did you mean to ask ME this question, you senile bastardo?

[Gvac]

Clints is a fellow Reds fan.

Why would I want to sit with an obnoxious Mets fan?

[Friday]

... well because i have nicer breasticles, for one.

... and no skeery hayseed accent.

**i keed! i keed**

i just love phucking around with the fellers...

[bobrobot]

Can I fuck a pizza, hard, I am a lonely man...???

http://www.robertossluggos.com/images/pizza.jpg

[JerseyRich]

... well because i have nicer breasticles, for one.


I'm not so sure about that one.

[J.Clints]

Hey Clints - The Reds are rolling into town to play the Mets Saturday night.

Wanna go?

Dont you have somewhere to be. But yes I would love to.

[Friday]

The Night of The Living Bands hosted by Thereisnoradio.com and The Experience with Don Stugots & Regina


July 14th at Ace of Clubs NYC in downtown Manhattan, @ 9 Great Jones Street.
Doors open at 7, show starts at 8, admission is 8.00 per person.

Full Line up:
Rokit Sirjens
CRANKCASE!
Glennwood
The Fake Gimms

AND... special guest appearances by "Pope" Bobogolem performing some original classics ....as well as Friday and Telecaster 7 doing an acoustical mini-set of favorites!

...and we have a few surprises and prizes as well.
There will also be a special prize given out to Paisan members only so get your number today.

After Party to follow at The Bowery Poetry Club: 308 Bowery, right off of Bleeker.
(this is Leticia's work... so bring the love!!)

BE THERE!!

[Justice4all]

Or all of the OTHER cool kids will be down the shore!

Wish I could attend....I hope you all have a phucking blast and ass kicking time!

[Fallon]

It's been a while since my last event, this is gonna be fuuuun!

[Reephdweller]

D S E phan since day one!

I'll be in there like swimwear!

[Don Stugots]

It's been a while since my last event, this is gonna be fuuuun!

dont put that kind of pressure on me.

[Gvac]

This Saturday! All the Cool Kids will be at....

Shea Stadium for the Mets-Reds game!

I can't wait!

[Don Stugots]

Shea Stadium for the Mets-Reds game!

I can't wait!
yeah come see BOBO play with crankcase.
also please do not throw bras at the hosts thinking it will get you a t-shirt.

[cupcakelove]

I might actually be able to make this!

[JerseyRich]

I'll be lightin' my cigars with $100 bills!

Gvac will be outside bummin' cigarettes.

Can't wait to play shirtless and rock the socks off the room!

[Kutedogg]

Dont you have somewhere to be. But yes I would love to.

Him? Nah we already replace him with a half eaten can of pork n beans holding a rubber band. It working out swimingly.

[Don Stugots]

I bet the can keeps better time than GVAC ever could

[bobrobot]

Can't wait to play shirtless and rock the socks off the room!

We'll hafta get a pic together, you shirtless, & me pantless & fully turgid!!!

http://www.m90.org/gallery/image/tribe-boner.jpg

[bobrobot]

yeah come see BOBO play with crankcase.
also please do not throw bras at the hosts thinking it will get you a t-shirt.

I always felt that this excellent band's only area for improvement would be the introduction of a ukulele, espesh if played by a naked Santa Claus impersonator!!!

[JerseyRich]

I always felt that this excellent band's only area for improvement would be the introduction of a ukulele, espesh if played by a naked Santa Claus impersonator!!!

We have made many new improvements...One being the addition of the harmonica for a new song we will be playing.

Kuter's quite a fancy harp player!

[JerseyRich]

I bet the can keeps better time than GVAC ever could

It smells much better too!

[Fallon]

I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it. My brother in law died this morning in his sleep. Also I got my wisdom tooth pulled too.

[Doogie]

Shea Stadium for the Mets-Reds game!

I can't wait!

I actually will be there first, then I will be making my way down to night of the living bands. It shall be a lot of fun.

[Friday]

I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it. My brother in law died this morning in his sleep. Also I got my wisdom tooth pulled too.

:glurps:

sad for a number of reasons... but you have to be with your fam.
take care of your sis and mom and those adorable babies and we will make sure you have another event to come to soon.... *hugs*

[Don Stugots]

I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it. My brother in law died this morning in his sleep. Also I got my wisdom tooth pulled too.

:glurps:

sad for a number of reasons... but you have to be with your fam.
take care of your sis and mom and those adorable babies and we will make sure you have another event to come to soon.... *hugs*

holy shit, i thought it was a goof. sorry Fallon.

[JerseyRich]

We'll hafta get a pic together, you shirtless, & me pantless & fully turgid!!!

http://www.m90.org/gallery/image/tribe-boner.jpg

Full res video.

[Fallon]

holy shit, i thought it was a goof. sorry Fallon.

Yeah, rereading it. It looks like I was making excuses not to come. lol

[Don Stugots]

Yeah, rereading it. It looks like I was making excuses not to come. lol

like something GVAC would do.

[patsopinion]

pats not going either
mom and grandmother got pissed because im supposto be taking care of her and going to a bar in ny instead seemed fucked up to them for some reason

oh well
for all the pain ive caused my fam maybe i should be a good kid for once

[Friday]

like something GVAC would do.

Gvac would not be so creative....

[EffMeBoobs]

I'm not making any excuses, but I'm simply not coming.

[Don Stugots]

I'm not making any excuses, but I'm simply not coming.

why? we miss you.

[Leticia]

I'm gonna see if I can make the bar have special drinks for you guys.

Maybe a special Stugots drink,haha.

[JPMNICK]

any hot bar tenders at this place?

[Don Stugots]

I'm gonna see if I can make the bar have special drinks for you guys.

Maybe a special Stugots drink,haha.

does it look like this?
http://static.flickr.com/101/266188194_cd29a8dc03.jpg

[EffMeBoobs]

why? we miss you.
Because I cant hang around dorks. :wink:

[patsopinion]

any hot bar tenders at this place?

u mean other than Leticia?

[AngelAmy]

i may have to stop for ass juice on the way to the after party, WHO IS WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!?

[Don Stugots]

i may have to stop for ass juice on the way to the after party, WHO IS WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!?

i am!

[IamPixie]

I'm just going for my free t-shirt

[Don Stugots]

I'm just going for my free t-shirt

also please do not throw bras at the hosts thinking it will get you a t-shirt.

just a reminder.

[lleeder]

This thread started out really fun and got depressing fast. Thats the same way I like my nights so I'll be attending this event.

[Heather 8]

I need a buddy for this. My husband can't make it, and I'm a bit skeered of being in the city in the dark all by my lonesome.

(To those who mock me: screw you, I'm from Wisconsin and you city folk terrfy me.)

[DarkHippie]

I want to boogie!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

It's been a while since my last event, this is gonna be fuuuun!


maybe you and your best Friend Randy can catch up

:king:

oops diddnt read down, sorry about your Bro in Law Fallon

[Don Stugots]

It smells much better too!

well, that's a given. Gvac smells like a grandpa.

[Gvac]

Crankcase minus Gvac = Air Supply.

Don't ever forget it.

The other four members have the gayest taste in music imaginable. Trust me.

If Mike Kuter (vocals, keyboards) and Mike Wyatt (guitar) had their way, we'd be playing house music and electronica.

JerseyRich thinks Mars Volta, Franz Ferdinand, and My Morning Jacket "rock."

Seriously.

And Mikey D would be in his glory if we were a hair metal tribute band.

These mother fuckers should take a knee every night before they go to bed and thank God that they have me in their lives to show them what Rock and Roll is really about.

I can't wait to go solo.

[JerseyRich]

Crankcase minus Gvac = Air Supply.

Don't ever forget it.

The other four members have the gayest taste in music imaginable. Trust me.

If Mike Kuter (vocals, keyboards) and Mike Wyatt (guitar) had their way, we'd be playing house music and electronica.

JerseyRich thinks Mars Volta, Franz Ferdinand, and My Morning Jacket "rock."

Seriously.

And Mikey D would be in his glory if we were a hair metal tribute band.

These mother fuckers should take a knee every night before they go to bed and thank God that they have me in their lives to show them what Rock and Roll is really about.

I can't wait to go solo.

All of that is true excepy about the Franz Ferdinand stuff...

Not so much.

Mars Volta and My Morning Jacket, do indeed ROCK my friend.

Oh wait. You like Leo Sayer and Steve Forbert?

Practice what you preach, my friend!

And if you mean Crankcase-Gvac=Air Supply(We finally have room to breathe because you are constantly stepping all over our brilliant musicianship with your shoddy guitar playing, then yes, Air Supply it is.)

P.S. We can't wait for you to go solo as well!
Hurry up! There are guys lining up!

[JerseyRich]

I think I found your soundtrack! (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=68552561)

It's called Middle Aged...2nd song on the playlist.

[Don Stugots]

I can't wait to go solo.

you do every night before you go to bed i am sure of it.

[Friday]

P.S. We can't wait for you to go solo as well!
Hurry up! There are guys lining up!

I actually think Telecaster is planning to clothesline Gvac during your opening tune and just take over from there.

Gvac's Medi-Alert necklace will have been cleverly removed by then I am sure... *cough*

[Hottub]

Crankcase minus Gvac = Air Supply.

Don't ever forget it.

The other four members have the gayest taste in music imaginable. Trust me.

If Mike Kuter (vocals, keyboards) and Mike Wyatt (guitar) had their way, we'd be playing house music and electronica.

JerseyRich thinks Mars Volta, Franz Ferdinand, and My Morning Jacket "rock."

Seriously.

And Mikey D would be in his glory if we were a hair metal tribute band.

These mother fuckers should take a knee every night before they go to bed and thank God that they have me in their lives to show them what Rock and Roll is really about.

I can't wait to go solo.

I always loved Mikey the best!!

Get packin', Jack Rabbit Slim!:wink::wub:

[Don Stugots]

to get rid of GVAC all you have to do is hide his hat.

[Don Stugots]

I might actually be able to make this!
that may be the best news yet.

[bobrobot]

Quote:
Originally Posted by cupcakelove
I might actually be able to make this!

that may be the best news yet.

Cuppy. If you R there, i'm bringin ya up onstage to sing w/ me!!!

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w145/smalltuttle/love%20icons/cupcakelove.jpg

[Justice4all]

If my weekend takes any more of a downard spiral I just MIGHT be able to make this thing.

Which would suck.(Don't take it for the way it sounds)

[J.Clints]

The coolest kid will be sitting at home listening to Bad monkeys show.

Seriously if you cant make the Party Saturday night please listen to bad monkeys show.

[mikeyboy]

I'll be there.

[J.Clints]

I'll be there.

You'll be were?

[Don Stugots]

I'll be there.

You'll be were?

IM from mikeyboy:

"i am on my way to Clints house."

[ThePointer]

to get rid of GVAC all you have to do is ban panties .


Bringing the truth to the forefront!!!!!!!!

[JustJon]

I will be there. Please have my appearance fee ready for when I enter and I will remain on the premises for the agreed upon length of time and mingle with your guests.

[ThePointer]

Since GVAC wants to go watch the reds lose again on saturday night, I think I will show up to hear the new and improved CRANKCASE with the new addition a naked bald sweating santa claus on ukelee.

[J.Clints]

IM from mikeyboy:

"i am on my way to Clints house."

Cool. Me and Mikey running RFNET. Hayseed and Monkeyboy 4 life.

[JPMNICK]

I will be there. Please have my appearance fee ready for when I enter and I will remain on the premises for the agreed upon length of time and mingle with your guests.

he is paying you in RAM chips. bring electro-static bags

[Friday]

he is paying you in RAM chips. bring electro-static bags

Computo-Dork

[JPMNICK]

Computo-Dork

sorry StageDork

[Friday]

sorry StageDork

no need to apologize.
i am a techni-dork fan

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im a dork post whore, but lets keep the dork posts in its thread

this is about Being Cool and being at the Event of the Summer

:king:

[Gvac]

Come one, come all to Crankcase's Farewell Concert.

It's going to be bittersweet.

I'm going to need a hug.

[Gvac]

I'm going to miss doing these types of shows.

[Hottub]

I'm going to miss doing these types of shows.

You mean the ones you don't get paid for?

[Hottub]

Come one, come all to Crankcase's Farewell Concert.

It's going to be bittersweet.

I'm going to need a hug.



LIES!!!

[Don Stugots]

You mean the ones you don't get paid for?

you got served

[Don Stugots]

Come one, come all to Crankcase's Farewell Concert.

It's going to be bittersweet.

I'm going to need a hug.

LIES!!!


he says that knowing full well i have the next show planned already, maybe even the next two.

[Leticia]

I can't wait. :)

[Heather 8]

Damn it. Not only am I uncool, but I'm also broke.

Just dropped most of this month's earnings into getting my car fixed, so I won't be able to make it into the city tonight.

Stugots, Fuck-o list me if need be. :glurps:

[reillyluck]

Damn it. Not only am I uncool, but I'm also broke.

Just dropped most of this month's earnings into getting my car fixed, so I won't be able to make it into the city tonight.

Stugots, Fuck-o list me if need be. :glurps:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!

***runs away crying***

[Don Stugots]

Damn it. Not only am I uncool, but I'm also broke.

Just dropped most of this month's earnings into getting my car fixed, so I won't be able to make it into the city tonight.

Stugots, Fuck-o list me if need be. :glurps:

NEVER. i told you last night it was cool if you didnt make it. i wouldnt want to travel to the city by myself either.


there is now one less hot chick there but we will make due i guess with Reilly peeing her pants.

[mikeyboy]

Peachy only shows up for events where I won't be there. I see how it is.

[Heather 8]

there is now one less hot chick there but we will make due i guess with Reilly peeing her pants.


Reilly pee = HAWTNESS. She should bottle that stuff.

[Heather 8]

Peachy only shows up for events where I won't be there. I see how it is.

I was at the wedding, dammit!

[AngelAmy]

I was at the wedding, dammit!

I didnt even see you at the wedding

[Heather 8]

I didnt even see you at the wedding

YOU WERE LOOKING RIGHT AT ME!

Damn, I must clean up better than I thought for spiffy events.

[mikeyboy]

I was at the wedding, dammit!

Oh. I meant "Peachy only shows up for events where I won't be there or am safely cordoned off in the VIP area" ;)

[reillyluck]

Reilly pee = HAWTNESS. She should bottle that stuff.

reillyluck o de toilette.