Would you be turned on if you were hanging on to a pair o titties to save your life?

[DolaMight]

Scenario:

You're at the grand canyon on a terrible vacation with the wife and kids that you quietly hate. You're peering over the ledge amongst a large crowd acting like you are interested and somehow you're bumped and you start to fall over the edge.

You're terrified and you realize death is moments away. In your frantic attempt to save your life you reach to find something to hang on to. You grab a pair of the most beautiful titties you've ever seen, let alone felt. The big natural type you can really get a hold of.

Time has slowed down, adrenalin flying, you're on death's doorstep knowing you could die any moment. Is it possible that you could be turned on while all this is goin on? Not necessarily get a rod but at least get that tingle and also briefly think wow nice tits?

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Question for the ladies: Would you let the creepy guy hang on for dear life or would it be so painful you would claw his hands away and let him fall?

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[Hottub]

My wood is often involutary, and damn near perpetual.
Of course I would.

[boobieman]

It depends...what if I grab a pair and yet I am still going down the cayon...old lady knee knockers...then yes I will get hard......I just hope I grab tits...and not lips....EHWWW!!


SEE YAYAYA!

[MellySmelly]

Only if they're Reilly's.

[topless_mike]

i wood be turned on if i could find a pair of cans that could actually support my weight.

[Don Stugots]

Only if they're Reilly's.

reilly's and friday's would either save my life or are coming with me. Shelle's and Amy's I would only use as floatation device.

[Friday]

reilly's and friday's would either save my life or are coming with me. Shelle's and Amy's I would only use as floatation device.

great... I have always wanted to have my breasts ripped off at seams. ouchies!

[cupcakelove]

With the life threatening situation, I don't know if I would get turned on, but I would almost certainly giggle.

[MellySmelly]

Scenario:

You're at the grand canyon on a terrible vacation with the wife and kids that you quietly hate. You're peering over the ledge amongst a large crowd acting like you are interested and somehow you're bumped and you start to fall over the edge.

You're terrified and you realize death is moments away. In your frantic attempt to save your life you reach to find something to hang on to. You grab a pair of the most beautiful balls you've ever seen, let alone felt. The big natural type you can really get a hold of.

Time has slowed down, adrenalin flying, you're on death's doorstep knowing you could die any moment. Is it possible that you could be turned on while all this is goin on? Not necessarily get a rod but at least get that tingle and also briefly think wow nice balls?


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[El Mudo]

Only if they're Melly's

[ScottFromGA]

great... I have always wanted to have my breasts ripped off at seams. ouchies!

OFFICALLY TURNED ON...

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[DolaMight]

fixed it

Good point. No offence but that bitch has got to drop. You can't fathom the pain of someone hanging on for dear life by the balls. Just thinking of it is painfull. Someone hanging from titties can't be that painfull.

[BoondockSaint]

I would be turned on and then I would die when I took one hand off so I could start jacking.

[SinA]

i can't say for certain how i would feel in such an extreme situation, but i can tell you that i am turned on right now thinking about it.

[DolaMight]

I would be turned on and then I would die when I took one hand off so I could start jacking.

Fantastic way to go.

[ScottFromGA]

I would be turned on and then I would die when I took one hand off so I could start jacking.

Fantastic way to go.

WORD.

[DolaMight]

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I've never heard a woman say "wow nice balls". Has it ever been said aloud in human history?

[ScottFromGA]

I've never heard a woman say "wow nice balls". Has it ever been said aloud in human history?

that doesn't say much for your balls......100%Muscle, 0%Balls.

[MellySmelly]

I've never heard a woman say "wow nice balls". Has it ever been said aloud in human history?

We just think it and move on to the cock.

[DolaMight]

that doesn't say much for your balls......100%Muscle, 0%Balls.

true, doesn't bother me but I hear nice cock alot, so it balances out.

So you're saying a girl has said "nice balls" to you before? Has she slept Black Earl bychance?

[Hottub]

We just think it and move on to the cock.

Melly fan since Day 1!:thumbup:

[IamPixie]

It depends...what if I grab a pair and yet I am still going down the cayon...old lady knee knockers...then yes I will get hard......I just hope I grab tits...and not lips....EHWWW!!


SEE YAYAYA!

have you been waiting your whole life for this thread?

[lleeder]

I think most guys would even get turned on by sexy cadaver on an episode of CSI.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id take the Girl with me on the fall

two words

Air Bags

:king:

[DarkHippie]

I think most guys would even get turned on by sexy cadaver on an episode of CSI.

Boy Howdy!!!!

[FUNKMAN]

i'd leave one hand on one breast and the other I'd use for spankin'

till I'm rescued

[DolaMight]

I think most guys would even get turned on by sexy cadaver on an episode of CSI.

so many new holes appear when body starts to rot. How could you not fuck one? You'd be amazed by a rotted thigh muscle fuck,

What too far?

[DarkHippie]

so many new holes appear when body starts to rot. How could you not fuck one? You'd be amazed by a rotted thigh muscle fuck,

What too far?

And the flesh gets so soft and pliable too

[DolaMight]

And the flesh gets so soft and pliable too

Good point. Now I have to go to the dinner table with a hard on. Pliable, thanks.