concerned

[topless_mike]

oh great one, lore-master of the throne, please help me

last nite for dinner, i had a triple-whoppa wit cheese, large fries and a large choc milkshake.

for breakfast i had 2 bagels with butter.

for lunch, i had a hot roast beast sammitch w/ rice.

i have yet to head to the stall for some personal bidness.

has my body consumed all, or am i in for a treat ?

p.s.- i am going out for wings/beer with co-workers right after work, if this plays a role in your decision.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.codycafe.com/images/sylvan_pass_mudslide_04_2.jpg

[Don Stugots]

do you want me to come over and rub it? maybe it will loosen things up.

[tupper65]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/161849181_8e25d070d8.jpg?v=0

[Friday]

oh great one, lore-master of the throne, please help me

last nite for dinner, i had a triple-whoppa wit cheese, large fries and a large choc milkshake.

for breakfast i had 2 bagels with butter.

for lunch, i had a hot roast beast sammitch w/ rice.

i have yet to head to the stall for some personal bidness.

has my body consumed all, or am i in for a treat ?

p.s.- i am going out for wings/beer with co-workers right after work, if this plays a role in your decision.

Eat some yogurt... it aids in digestion.

[Justice4all]

Eat some yogurt... it aids in digestion.

I did not know that! Thanks Friday.
I guess you DO learn something new every day.

Can I use you as a 'phone a friend' if i get onto Millionare??:wink:

[cupcakelove]

You should carry a plunger with you for at least the next 24 hours. Just to avoid any embarrassing situations.

[reillyluck]

Fiber One Cereal. You'll Crap In No Time!

[Death Metal Moe]

http://kateford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/colonblow.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.autopartswarehouse.com/images/performance/dee_zee/MudFlap_Contour.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Butt seriously...

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/fb/40/Kleenex_Cottonelle_Flushable_Moist_Wipes_with_Aloe 1-resized200.jpg

I fucking HATE being without these things now. I feel dirty until I get to my bathroom.

[topless_mike]

quick update:

the seal has been broken. im going to hang around here at work for about a half hour to make sure the coast is clear before i meet up.

thank you all, for your concern.

MOE: i always carry baby wipes with me
a) i have a 2 year old.
b) the remove any stain you can think of except crime scene sex
c) make my tushy feel all clean, especially in the warmf of summer
d) they are handy-dandy for cleaning hands from the dirty ass people that dont wash their hands before the leave the bafroom.

[Jughead]

D.M.M.........You make me laugh:thumbup:........Jug....The first one was the best...But the mud flaps were a real close second!!!!