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Bulldogcakes
07-04-2007, 04:14 AM
No Men Allowed: All-Female Beach Opens (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3340400)

And it happens all the time. Boy meets girl and boy annoys girl. So, the Italians have enacted an interesting solution to this problem. They have created a beach strictly for women. No men, children or loud disco music are allowed.

"It's a simple idea," said beach owner Fausto Ravaglio. "We have given the women their own world.''

Known as "Pink Beach," the area opened a week ago and is complete with exercise classes, water aerobics and makeup and manicure tips. It greets men with a pink sign that reads: "No Men."

J.Clints
07-04-2007, 04:16 AM
What if I have a sex change?

Bulldogcakes
07-04-2007, 04:19 AM
How long until the place fills up with skanky lesbians and this whole idea backfires? A week?

J.Clints
07-04-2007, 04:20 AM
How long until the place fills up with skanky lesbians and this whole idea backfires? A week?

3.5 days

Bulldogcakes
07-04-2007, 04:21 AM
What if I have a sex change?


I've seen you naked, don't bother. No one could tell the difference either way.

J.Clints
07-04-2007, 04:22 AM
I've seen you naked, don't bother. No one could tell the difference either way.

Thank you sir.



Wait a minute.

pennington
07-04-2007, 06:09 AM
Why wouldn't they want disco music?

cougarjake13
07-04-2007, 07:40 AM
now see why isnt there the same outrage at this

like there would be if someone opened a males only beach or a whites only beach



i guess if you're a minority you can get away with it but the good ole wasps try it and you're racist, sexist, and anything else that's derogatory and ends with -ist

lleeder
07-04-2007, 07:43 AM
I don't understand why these women are so angry...sandy vaginas.

sailor
07-04-2007, 07:43 AM
i couldn't see someone having an issue with a men only beach. when you start doing it by race, then it's wrong.

IamPixie
07-04-2007, 07:44 AM
[QUOTE=cougarjake13;1378321]



i guess if you're a minority you can get away with it /QUOTE]

women are the world's majority.

JPMNICK
07-04-2007, 07:47 AM
[QUOTE=cougarjake13;1378321]



i guess if you're a minority you can get away with it /QUOTE]

women are the world's majority.

do not bring logic into this conversation!

cougarjake13
07-04-2007, 08:48 AM
[QUOTE=cougarjake13;1378321]



i guess if you're a minority you can get away with it /QUOTE]

women are the world's majority.

yes i am aware of that, but they are considered to be a minority

IamPixie
07-04-2007, 09:29 AM
[QUOTE=IamPixie;1378325]

yes i am aware of that, but they are considered to be a minority

ok, so we're disregarding the actual definitions of words now? I just want to make sure I'm up to speed here.

sailor
07-04-2007, 09:32 AM
[QUOTE=cougarjake13;1378373]

ok, so we're disregarding the actual definitions of words now? I just want to make sure I'm up to speed here.

i think he gave me an aneurysm.

lleeder
07-04-2007, 09:34 AM
They must be real beaches in Italy.

fohat
07-04-2007, 09:38 AM
son of a beach that's a great idea. Smithers, unleash the female photographer squad!

IamPixie
07-04-2007, 09:53 AM
I retract all previous statements:

AS of 2007:
Male Population: 3,286,346,545 Female Population: 3,241,705,278

I blame China for this suprising turn of events.

lleeder
07-04-2007, 09:55 AM
Women can be real sticklers for number accuracy.

Kevin
07-04-2007, 10:05 AM
I retract all previous statements:

AS of 2007:
Male Population: 3,286,346,545 Female Population: 3,241,705,278

I blame China for this suprising turn of events.

No Apology??!! BAN HER GVAC!!

IamPixie
07-04-2007, 10:21 AM
ok ok. I'm sorry. :flush:

Kevin
07-04-2007, 10:25 AM
ok ok. I'm sorry. :flush:

OK.. But you ARE lucky you're pretty..

cougarjake13
07-04-2007, 10:39 AM
[QUOTE=cougarjake13;1378373]

ok, so we're disregarding the actual definitions of words now? I just want to make sure I'm up to speed here.

well actual definitions then yes women wouldnt have been the minority
but in terms of jobs, pay scales, promtions, et tal they're still considered in the minority

sailor
07-04-2007, 10:41 AM
[QUOTE=IamPixie;1378423]

well actual definitions then yes women wouldnt have been the minority
but in terms of jobs, pay scales, promtions, et tal they're still considered in the minority

i think you're just looking for a different word. i don't know what, but a different word would work better.

IamPixie
07-04-2007, 10:44 AM
[QUOTE=IamPixie;1378423]

well actual definitions then yes women wouldnt have been the minority
but in terms of jobs, pay scales, promtions, et tal they're still considered in the minority

You turned out to be technically right. But I still think you're chauvinist. ah well.

bensonenson
07-04-2007, 10:48 AM
The beach does have one man.

"The lifeguard must be a man," Ravaglio said in a foreign newspaper interview. "You clearly need a man to save women in the sea. It's a question of muscles."

Best job in the world if all the girls on this so-called "Pink Beach" look like the ABC photographed.

As for the idea: LAME. Talking about women's stuff and dealing with lesbian-leerers instead? I'll pass.

lleeder
07-04-2007, 10:48 AM
[QUOTE=cougarjake13;1378468]

You turned out to be technically right. But I still think you're chauvinist. ah well.

Are you the defender of race or women? I get so confused :wacko:

Snacks
07-04-2007, 10:51 AM
i couldn't see someone having an issue with a men only beach. when you start doing it by race, then it's wrong.


Are you serious? Men cant have anything anymore that are men only. As soon as a women wants to be a part of something that is men only it becomes a court case and everyone involved is sexists. We even have to share sports with women.

I was watching something on ESPN about little league the other day and girls played baseball. Well Im sorry, either have an all girls league or stick to softball. In my town if boys want to play softball there is a boys softball league, they cant just play on a girls team.

Men and women are different in so many ways and that is a good thing. We need to stop doing everything equal. Somethings men can do better and same for women. I just hate seeing girls on guys sports teams, physically its not fair to both. If a guy goes all out he is an ass b/c its a girl and if he gets beat by a girl then he gets it for being beat by a girl. Its a no win situation for guys but 100% win for the girls.

Im ranting, sorry.


"IamPixie
ok, so we're disregarding the actual definitions of words now? I just want to make sure I'm up to speed here"


In America women are the majority, but the world has come to a point that everyone but white men can do or say whatever they want. Go ahead and call that a sexists racist comment. Before you do, remember all my posts? Im usually the most liberal on this board and I am, I just see it for what it is.

cougarjake13
07-04-2007, 10:52 AM
[QUOTE=IamPixie;1378476]

Are you the defender of race or women? I get so confused :wacko:

the quotes are getting all mixed up

lleeder
07-04-2007, 10:54 AM
[QUOTE=lleeder;1378481]

the quotes are getting all mixed up

I know its really
startingto be ]
annoying

Bulldogcakes
07-04-2007, 12:40 PM
I retract all previous statements:

AS of 2007:
Male Population: 3,286,346,545 Female Population: 3,241,705,278

I blame China for this suprising turn of events.

By those numbers, there are 44,641,267 men on this planet who have no chance of ever getting laid.


and yes, I sat down and figured it out.

buzzard
07-04-2007, 09:42 PM
wouldn't it then be considered a biotch?...sorry,it's late,I was bored.

CofyCrakCocaine
07-04-2007, 11:22 PM
I retract all previous statements:

AS of 2007:
Male Population: 3,286,346,545 Female Population: 3,241,705,278

I blame China for this suprising turn of events.

Finally, something we can salute China for!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/china_flag.jpg

TheMojoPin
07-04-2007, 11:29 PM
Im usually the most liberal on this board and I am

Uh, no.

Snacks
07-05-2007, 01:44 AM
Uh, no.

are you saying im not or that you are?

sailor
07-05-2007, 03:20 AM
are you saying im not or that you are?

or both

A.J.
07-05-2007, 04:03 AM
As I said in another thread "when did Italy turn into Saudi Arabia?"

TheMojoPin
07-05-2007, 08:04 AM
are you saying im not or that you are?

You're not.

Crispy123
07-05-2007, 08:09 AM
You turned out to be technically right. But I still think you're chauvinist. ah well.

It's Okay honey. You tried. Next time remember, girls stay quiet when men are having a discussion. :wink:

Fat_Sunny
07-05-2007, 08:10 AM
You're not.

Epo Is Very Consistently Liberal, And Not In An Overly-Annoying Way.

TheMojoPin
07-05-2007, 08:54 AM
Epo Is Very Consistently Liberal, And Not In An Overly-Annoying Way.

I'm not saying he's not a liberal. I just think it's silly for him to claim that he's somehow "the most liberal poster here." What does that even mean?

Fat_Sunny
07-05-2007, 09:00 AM
I'm not saying he's not a liberal. I just think it's silly for him to claim that he's somehow "the most liberal poster here." What does that even mean?


Well, He Was Just Trying To Establish His Credentials Before He Took An Un-Liberal Stand.

Like When New Posters Here Get Bashed And They Say, "I've Listened To The Show Since 1987"

Or When Nixon Went To China.

Crispy123
07-05-2007, 09:05 AM
I'm not saying he's not a liberal. I just think it's silly for him to claim that he's somehow "the most liberal poster here." What does that even mean?

Im so Liberal Id fuck Hillary and Obama...at the same time. OH!!!

Snacks
07-05-2007, 09:53 AM
Well, He Was Just Trying To Establish His Credentials Before He Took An Un-Liberal Stand.

Like When New Posters Here Get Bashed And They Say, "I've Listened To The Show Since 1987"

Or When Nixon Went To China.

exactly. FS and I never agree on politics but FS understands me.

IamPixie
07-05-2007, 12:51 PM
It's Okay honey. You tried. Next time remember, girls stay quiet when men are having a discussion. :wink:

suck it.

Crispy123
07-05-2007, 12:55 PM
suck it.

:lol:

























O.K.:tongue:

lleeder
07-05-2007, 12:55 PM
By those numbers, there are 44,641,267 men on this planet who have no chance of ever getting laid.


and yes, I sat down and figured it out.

You forgot gangbangs and gays.

Ritalin
07-05-2007, 01:06 PM
You forgot gangbangs and gays.

Ah, sweet irony: the gays actually making it easier for us straights to get laid.

BUT....what about the island of Lesbos?

Are there more gays than lesbians?

Stat boy?

Bulldogcakes
07-05-2007, 04:37 PM
I'm not saying he's not a liberal. I just think it's silly for him to claim that he's somehow "the most liberal poster here." What does that even mean?

He just graduated college?

He supports a federal takeover of Wall Street?

His middle name is "Che"?

He thinks he's smarter than he actually is?

He's voting Green Party down the line in 08, and thinks Dennis Kucinich is too conservative?

Bulldogcakes
07-05-2007, 04:39 PM
You forgot gangbangs and gays.

Touche!




uhh. . . make that "Tushy!"