Why do I get such a kick out of this shit?

[Nothing Sound]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/04/fireworks.death.ap/index.html


One round hit the Lincoln Park woman, while the other 25 mortars continued
to explode in sequence, keeping rescuers at bay, Welch said.

So as she lay there with her face blown off, there
was a fireworks display going off around her dead mutilated body.

I fucking love it.
Why can't I ever be witness to such entertainment?

[TooLowBrow]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/04/fireworks.death.ap/index.html


[i]One round hit the Lincoln Park woman,
is that the woman of chester bennington, ron's nephew?

[lleeder]

To get a kick out of this story seems a little mean. Luckily she managed to spread her own ashes saving the family time and money.

[cupcakelove]

A woman blowing her face off in front of her kids, not so funny.

[DolaMight]

A woman blowing her face off in front of her kids, not so funny.

I agree in the current context. But tell me you don't think lil Jimmy Norton put it in such a way to make you laugh uncomfortably. Anything is potentially funny. That's PAC's motto.

[FUNKMAN]

there are 3 certainties in life

1. taxes
2. death
3. somebody is gonna get fucked up playing with fireworks

[Nothing Sound]

A woman blowing her face off in front of her kids, not so funny.

Because she was a dumb shit makes it funny.

[J.Clints]

Because she was a dumb shit makes it funny.

Does it?

[Nothing Sound]

Because she was a dumb shit makes it funny.

Does it?

Yes, it does.

[fohat]

This one time when I was 12, my next door neighbor had a few firecrackers.
I "found" a book of matches (probably my dad's)
and we shot a couple off here and there across the street from our houses. He then held out his hand which was holding 3 or 4, and said, "Here light this one", as he was intending to throw 1. I lit the match, and somehow managed to drop it. This was spring time (it was very dry), and we were standing on Zoysia grass. The small flame from the match caught a bit of the grass on fire and we found out rather fast that this grass burns very easily.

As we both began attempting to stamp out the rapidly spreading flames with our sneakers beginning to stink of hot rubber, my friend started shouting "Call 911!" and I replied, "Your house is closer!".

A few minutes later the neighbors all had their hoses out and were putting the flames out just in time for the Fire truck to show up. We were then told by the home owner we would have to fix the yard up. My friend and I were pretty freaked out by the whole thing and apologized.

I was just thinking about what would have happened if I would have managed to light the firecracker(s) that my friend was holding. My recollection is that they had quick fuses. One of us probably would have lost a finger or an eye that day.

We never did lift a finger to fix that guys yard either...

I read the linked story. I think if the original poster had actually been at the scene, he would not have been enjoying it as suggested.

[suggums]

it happened to me so its not funny

[J.Clints]

I have had Bottle rocket blow up on me before. It was cool.

[Bulldogcakes]

You get this

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=20231&dateline=1183420355

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Nothing Sound gets my vote for 'most likely to go on vacation next' when the RF.net yearbook is published.

[Bob Impact]

Because she was a dumb shit makes it funny.

I hope you die in a really goofy way.

[Devo37]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/darwin.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

She was playing with illegal, commercial-grade fireworks, which she was not qualified to use.

She put her head in front of a lit firework.

I know she was trying to entertain her kids, but that's why towns invented their own fireworks displays. To prevent incidents like this.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Because she was a dumb shit makes it funny.

I hate to agree with a board character, but this is generally correct. Tragedies that can be easily prevented do have comedy value. Especially when there's massive amounts of stupidity and illegalities involved.

[Tenbatsuzen]

A woman blowing her face off in front of her kids, not so funny.

considering this was a commercial-grade firework, wasn't her face. Probably her whole damn head.

[Reephdweller]

I fucking love it.
Why can't I ever be witness to such entertainment?








How original, a shock poster.

[Nothing Sound]

Nothing Sound gets my vote for 'most likely to go on vacation next' when the RF.net yearbook is published.

oooo, I haven't had a nice vacation in a while.

I hope you die in a really goofy way.

so do I

I think if the original poster had actually been at the scene, he would not have been enjoying it as suggested.

It's apparent that you don't know me too well my friend.
As long as none of my family were involved, I would enjoy it immensely and probably would have laughed out loud.

[Nothing Sound]

How original, a shock poster.

You think that was shocking?

You should go to a real message board one day and see what shocking really is.
This is fucking childrens play over here.

[sailor]

I hate to agree with a board character, but this is generally correct. Tragedies that can be easily prevented do have comedy value. Especially when there's massive amounts of stupidity and illegalities involved.

but, aren't you a board character?

[sailor]

You think that was shocking?

You should go to a real message board one day and see what shocking really is.
This is fucking childrens play over here.

or, we're adults.

[weekapaugjz]

or, we're adults.

i thought satcam was only 12 years old

[sailor]

i thought satcam was only 12 years old

you know what i mean, buffalo.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Now...

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/07/04/ap3884583.html

This, on the other hand, is a sad story too. But it makes me wonder what happened. Did the woman leave the van in drive? Why couldn't she stop the van before it rolled into the pond?

Obviously, once the van was in the pond, panic set in. She probably couldn't free the kids from the child seats before it was too late.

[sailor]

Now...

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/07/04/ap3884583.html

This, on the other hand, is a sad story too. But it makes me wonder what happened. Did the woman leave the van in drive? Why couldn't she stop the van before it rolled into the pond?

Obviously, once the van was in the pond, panic set in. She probably couldn't free the kids from the child seats before it was too late.

prob'ly just didn't set the parking brake. sad.

[PapaBear]

I saw that lake story on the news tonight. It reminded me of when 7 people drowned while visiting the memorial for Susan Smith's kids. (http://www.askyewolfe.com/John-D-Long-Lake-Deaths.html)

[Tenbatsuzen]

I saw that lake story on the news tonight. It reminded me of when 7 people drowned while visiting the memorial for Susan Smith's kids. (http://www.askyewolfe.com/John-D-Long-Lake-Deaths.html)

That's a REALLY morbid place to take someone.

[Bob Impact]

I saw that lake story on the news tonight. It reminded me of when 7 people drowned while visiting the memorial for Susan Smith's kids. (http://www.askyewolfe.com/John-D-Long-Lake-Deaths.html)

Allright, now THAT'S funny.

[Reephdweller]

You think that was shocking?

You should go to a real message board one day and see what shocking really is.
This is fucking childrens play over here.






Not at all.

[DolaMight]

it happened to me so its not funny

Yeah same here but shit has blown up in every proper adolescent's face at some point in their youth:

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[SatCam]

i thought satcam was only 12 years old

rude&rude

[Nothing Sound]

Now...

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/07/04/ap3884583.html

This, on the other hand, is a sad story too.

Let me get this straight.
She gets out of the van, doesn't park it correctly, and it starts rolling away?
She jumps back in to the van, but can't stop it. It then rolls into a pond where
she is killed along with 2 children.

That woman deserved to die.
It makes me feel that much safer because there's one less idiot on the
road that I now don't have to worry about killing me. It is ashame about the innocent kids though.
Sometimes we need to sacrifice a little though, just to be safer. Isn't that what the President says about the war in Iraq?

[sailor]

i miss busybeeman more and more with each passing day.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Let me get this straight.
She gets out of the van, doesn't park it correctly, and it starts rolling away?
She jumps back in to the van, but can't stop it. It then rolls into a pond where
she is killed along with 2 children.

That woman deserved to die.
It makes me feel that much safer because there's one less idiot on the
road that I now don't have to worry about killing me. It is ashame about the innocent kids though.
Sometimes we need to sacrifice a little though, just to be safer. Isn't that what the President says about the war in Iraq?

Nice try, but you're not going to get me to agree with you on this one. There's a difference between an accident and stupidity.

[Tall_James]

As long as none of my family were involved

In that instance I'm sure everyone else would all be laughing like crazy. I'm sure you'd approve.

[Recyclerz]

Nothing Sound asked:

Why do I get such a kick out of this shit?


'Cuz you're a dick?

[ryno1974]

OK, I'm trying not to be negative here, but Nothing Sound is a DICK. There are boards where fucked up dicks like you can post - try Wackbag or FBA.

Dead kids - not funny. ever. not even a little. The only person that would disagree would be norton (cause hes not talented enough to come up with something on his own)

Traumatized kids - not funny. ever. not even a little.

dick.

There. All the negativity is out of my system now. I feel better.

[buzzard]

I had this girlfriend her bro was a 'tard(jerk) I laffed my ass off when he held an M80 in his hand & lost 2 fin(g)ers...it was hilarious...his screams were..funny. Time,tide & sophie clotts waits for no man.

[underdog]

I hope you die in a really goofy way.

Wouldn't you rather die in a goofy way than just in your sleep or something boring like that?

[BalzacWB]

You get this

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=20231&dateline=1183420355

wouldnt be the first one

OK, I'm trying not to be negative here, but Nothing Sound is a DICK. There are boards where fucked up dicks like you can post - try Wackbag or FBA.

Dead kids - not funny. ever. not even a little. The only person that would disagree would be norton (cause hes not talented enough to come up with something on his own)

Traumatized kids - not funny. ever. not even a little.

dick.

There. All the negativity is out of my system now. I feel better.


why attack posters from another board?? Those boards aint for you... cool but dont shit on all their members because you dont like the boards.

Funny side note... nothing sound is from WB

I had this girlfriend her bro was a 'tard(jerk) I laffed my ass off when he held an M80 in his hand & lost 2 fin(g)ers...it was hilarious...his screams were..funny. Time,tide & sophie clotts waits for no man.

Me and my brother used to light M80's and blockbusters (1/4 stick of dyno) in our hands and wait then throw them in the air and watch them explode... stupid I know

One day my dumb ass little brother lights his and it doesnt light right away so he hands off the lighter to someone else and is just standing there not paying attention. These things have thick fuses and sometimes they blacken and light a little delayed, as his did.
I happen to look over at him and this 1/4 stick is lit halfway down the fuse while he's looking the other way... i smaked his hand and the blockbuster flew out of his hand and blew up 2 seconds later about 5 feet from us. Our ears were ringing for a while but I didnt have to go home and explain why my twelve year old brother was missing his whole fucking hand.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Nothing Sound is probably one of the same fellas that got angry at O&A for not bashing Don Geronimo right after his wife was killed.

Well, 99% of the people on earth would probably agree, if they bothered to know of you, that you prove yourself a classless jackass.

Probably considers himself a true "E-Villain", wears a beach towel around his neck like a cape. Probably says "Bew Bew Bew!" every time he hits the 'post reply' button. We need some counter-measures

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/newthreadcat9cl.gif

(sorry Kevin...or was it Douggrasso who posted this originally?)

[Justice4all]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/04/fireworks.death.ap/index.html


One round hit the Lincoln Park woman, while the other 25 mortars continued
to explode in sequence, keeping rescuers at bay, Welch said.

So as she lay there with her face blown off, there
was a fireworks display going off around her dead mutilated body.

I fucking love it.
Why can't I ever be witness to such entertainment?


Trust me, you don't EVER want to be a witness to such a horrible display of carnage. It would scar you for a long time.

And if you DO want to be there and get a chuckle out of it, then you should seek some serious counseling.

[Nothing Sound]

Funny side note... nothing sound is from WB


Actually, I'm originally from New Jersey.

[Nothing Sound]

As long as none of my family were involved

In that instance I'm sure everyone else would all be laughing like crazy. I'm sure you'd approve.

Why would I give a shit what other people were doing?
Laughing, crying, dancing......who the fuck cares?

I don't concern myself with what other people might say or feel.

[Nothing Sound]

Trust me, you don't EVER want to be a witness to such a horrible display of carnage. It would scar you for a long time.

And if you DO want to be there and get a chuckle out of it, then you should seek some serious counseling.

I used to travel on the road 8-10 hours a day.
I've been witness to some pretty horrific accidents in my day.

There was one time where a deer jumped in front of a tractor trailer and the driver stopped short.
The guy in the car behind him slammed into the back of the trailer. The fucking guy in the car was mangled.
I witnessed the whole thing from the center lane. I pulled up behind the accident and got out.
The guy in the car was just covered in blood. You couldn't even see his face. The car was fucking destroyed.
There was another guy that pulled over and he was on with 911. Wasn't much I could really do so I got back in my
vehicle and left. I found out later, after reading the newspaper the next day, the guy in the car died.

Did it scar me for life? Fuck no. Shit happens and life goes on.

[Nothing Sound]

Nothing Sound is probably one of the same fellas that got angry at O&A for not bashing Don Geronimo right after his wife was killed.

Who's wife?

Well, 99% of the people on earth would probably agree, if they bothered to know of you, that you prove yourself a classless jackass.

I've been called a lot worse. As a matter of fact, just today.

......wears a beach towel around his neck like a cape.

I don't care for the beach. I never could understand the concept of laying in the sand and sweating.

To each their own.

[Nothing Sound]

Looks like the third child died from that van accident. (http://www.tri-cityherald.com/24hour/nation/story/3654149p-13009685c.html)

After seeing the type of people they were I don't feel as bad.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/newthreadcat9cl.gif

(sorry Kevin...or was it Douggrasso who posted this originally?)

it was me.