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her0
11-20-2001, 09:58 AM
Just wondering the answer to this question that perplexes man day in and day out.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-20-2001, 10:11 AM
Ones with an enduring sole!


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nellie
11-20-2001, 10:53 AM
the fictional kind

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Doogie
11-20-2001, 11:09 AM
Very easy...he wears sandles man, God dont need no shoes. Except when he visits Earth

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RF Godfather
11-20-2001, 11:13 AM
I thought God didn't exactly have feet.

He is not human... whatever it was, he would be wearing some expensive Jordan shoes. He can afford anything.

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brodieman
11-20-2001, 11:14 AM
she (that's she) wears sneakers and also has boxers on and a shinny sliver vest, but her last album was lacking (if you havent seen dogma by now go rent it)



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MightyMatt
11-20-2001, 11:43 AM
Converse chuck d's, the left one is red the right one is lemon yellow

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adolescentmasturbator
11-20-2001, 02:54 PM
Just wait for HK's militant atheist answer ;).

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Circus Boy
11-20-2001, 10:13 PM
i wear Kenneth Cole Reaction dress shoes that look like bowling shoes...I am your god :)

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Sheeplovr
11-21-2001, 08:46 AM
Defintly L.A. Gear witht he blinking lights on the back

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Mickey The Pike
11-21-2001, 01:12 PM
God probably wears some big fucking hippie Birkenstocks with socks. Yeah, he's a natural dude like that.
Tazz1376
11-21-2001, 03:43 PM
the fictional kind


I agree Nellie.

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Mickey The Pike
11-21-2001, 04:37 PM
Converse chuck d's, the left one is red the right one is lemon yellow


Converse are Chuck T's for Chuck Taylor. Chuck D is that guy from public enemy. Since it is God maybe they could change that.

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HordeKing1
11-22-2001, 09:22 PM
ALICE - GROAN

Why would an invisible, all encompasing, omnipotent being need shoes? Surely he has designed the universe in such a fashion that prohibits dogs from pooping anywhere he might later decide to take a stroll!

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reeshy
11-22-2001, 10:05 PM
When's He's (he's a He) in an ass-kicking vengeful mood, I saw Him wearing Doc Martin's!!

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BrandonKattel
11-23-2001, 01:47 AM
This is easy,
Any Kind HE Wants

but at any time he can throw on the shit-kickers
fatty
11-23-2001, 05:11 AM
how's he not going to wear the shoes that you can pump up? just cause he's God doesn't mean he doesn't need help with his ups

it's true,
it's damn true!
Sheeplovr
11-25-2001, 10:08 AM
Maby she wears high heals
she is a lady

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reeshy
11-25-2001, 10:11 AM
Sheeplovr,

Now-that's wrong...just plain damn wrong!!!

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Chet
11-26-2001, 07:33 PM
Like his Majesty Said, God is Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omnipresent. I think he has so many different shoes for so many different occasions (kinda like Imelda Marcos).

He has flame retardant shoes when he steps onto the sun, sandals when he is on the moon (fuzzy, warm ones when he's on the dark side - it's cold there) and etc..

God has shoes for every occasion, but I think he likes to go barefoot, because it feels so good.
girl germs
11-28-2001, 12:14 AM
GOD wears these kinds of shoes:

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girl germs
11-28-2001, 12:16 AM
GOD is a stylish bitch.

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Tall_James
11-28-2001, 03:50 AM
God wears old-school Puma "Clydes", white leather with black stripe.

Enough with the footwear issue, I think it has been solved. Here is a more perplexing question of a metaphysical nature...

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? Hmmmm......

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HordeKing1
11-28-2001, 07:23 PM
Of course. Adam and Eve representing the first homo sapiens evolved from homo hablis and homo errectus. These species evolved from an anscestor common to all primates which in turn evolved from an earlier common anscestor - mammals. The unique traits of mammals are that they give birth to their young, as opposed to laying eggs. (They also nurse).

As all mammals are born live, Adam and Eve had to have belly buttons.

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