I can't do 1-on-1

[SatCam]

and by 1-on-1 I mean hanging out with a friend alone. I have a few good friends but things are so much better when there's atleast a third wheel there. I have hung out with them alone, but things just don't feel right for me. 2+ or bust

This rule does not apply to chix

[PapaBear]

It's called sexual tension, dude. Don't worry. It's far more accepted these days.

[SatCam]

It's called sexual tension, dude. Don't worry. It's far more accepted these days.

Yea but how do I approach the situation? I mean like what do I say to get him interested? Like do I make a comment about my dick or something? Pretty much when we are alone we dont know how to take it to the next level

[weekapaugjz]

Yea but how do I approach the situation? I mean like what do I say to get him interested? Like do I make a comment about my dick or something? Pretty much when we are alone we dont know how to take it to the next level

just whip it out and asks if he likes what he sees...

[PapaBear]

Just tell him your favorite "chick flick" is Deliverance.

[RicShaw]

We've known each other a long damn time, let's rub our wieners together.

[A.J.]

I can't do one on one either. I don't know the chords.

Hall & Oates - One on One


I'm tired of playing on the team
It seems I don't get time out anymore
What a change if we set the pace face to face
No one even trying to score
Oh oh I can feel the magic of your touch
And when you move in close a little bit means so much
Ooh yeah, you've got to understand baby
Time out is what I'm here for

One on one I wanna play that game tonight
One on one I know I wanna play that
One on one I wanna play that game tonight
One on one so slow

You can't tell me you don't miss me girl
I think I might know you too well
Wonder what you'd say if you knew that I was coming tonight
Want to? I want you can't you tell

One on one I wanna play that game tonight
One on one I know I wanna play that
One on one I wanna play that game tonight
One on one so slow
That's all you need to know now

'Cause if it's really right there's nothing else
One on one I want to play that game tonight...