It's my birthday, but YOU get the presents!

[Tenbatsuzen]

A long time ago, my mother carried me for 10 long months and gave birth to a 10 lbs, 11 ounce, brown haired green eyed, lovably charming and devastatingly handsome little boy.

Yes, 10 months. What can I say, it was nice and warm in there and I didn't want to come out. :)

But for everyone else, I have little presents... just to say thanks for making me feel welcome here and being a bunch of cool cats.

The first gift is for TooCute...

<img src="http://www.kittenlady.com/beezer/beezbar2.jpg">



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[Tenbatsuzen]

For Dan, when he goes to LA...

<img src="http://www.planetfamilyguy.com/pictures/brian05.gif">



<img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/indysig2.jpg">

[Tenbatsuzen]

For Gvac and Poot...

<img src="http://www.marvel.com/comics/bios/xtras/bio_images/captamerica.jpg">

<img src="http://www.the-strange.com/jwg/Gacy3.jpg">



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[Tenbatsuzen]

For AMB, Sweet Melissa, and Lara Lisa Croft...

<img height=200 width=300 src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0220099/6">

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<img src="http://www.niebaum-coppola.com/images/000000000000101343.jpg">

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<img src="http://www.nytimes.com/books/98/10/25/specials/ali.8.jpg">



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This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 11-20-01 @ 3:04 PM

[iscream22]

My birthday is Nov. 22nd , before I told people it was earlier, but hey, its still November!!
PLUS!
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON TURKEY DAY! WHOO HOOO!

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THATS RIGHT! ICE CREAM GIRL IS MY CHICK!!

[iscream22]

ALSO!
A gift to anyone who likes space ghost, heres a script from an episode..

TRANSCRIPT:


(Space Ghost, Moltar and Zorak in the commissary; SG squeaks his fingers on his coffee mug)

SPACE GHOST: (putting his head down) Idiot.

MOLTAR: Whatever.

(clears his throat)
SPACE GHOST: (laughs to himself) (Screen squishes down to letter-box format, and fades to black & white; ambient musical intro swells in background)

MOLTAR: Whatever.

Hello?
ZORAK: (slurps his coffee, over German background lyrics)

SPACE GHOST: DANNYYYYYYY!

ZORAK: (stares back wide-eyed)

SPACE GHOST: Danny boyyyyyy!

MOLTAR: Whatever.

(laughs quietly)
SPACE GHOST: (in belch voice) Zorak doesn't have a work ethic.

MOLTAR: Whatever.

Yeah, yeah, it's great.
ZORAK: (stares back with big anime eyes)

SPACE GHOST: I'm not gonna hurt yah.

MOLTAR: Whatever.

Freak.
ZORAK: (still with anime eyes, a tear rolls down his cheek)

(Alternate opening theme & titles)

Ihr wollt doch auch den Dolch ins Laken stecken Ihr wollt doch auch das Blut vom Degen lecken

Rammstein!

Rammstein, Rammstein, Rammstein, Rammstein!

SPACE GHOST: (invisos in) Greetings! I'm Space Ghost. On my show tonight, Ted Turner's brother-in-law, Peter Fonda. Uh, he had a mother whose aunt knew the singing gorilla man?

ZORAK: (nods)

(Studio hum is replaced by droning sound)

SPACE GHOST: Are you guys like hearing a weird rumble?

W.S. MERWIN: It happens that the tv show is tired of being a tv show.

ZORAK: (shakes his head)

SPACE GHOST: Technical problems? Everything... fine.

ZORAK: BAM!

SPACE GHOST: Aaagh!! (falls down) Ow!

ZORAK: Yeah! Gotcha!

SPACE GHOST: (lying on floor) No you didn't. (stands up) This is the work of... The Polisher. Dun dun da dun! Dun dun da dun!

W.S. MERWIN: It happens that the tv show goes to the tailors' shops and the movies

ZORAK: Eh, I beg your pardon?

SPACE GHOST: You know, The Polisher. He polishes things until they're slippery and, and makes ya fall an' stuff.

W.S. MERWIN: all shriveled up, impenetrable, like a felt swan

ZORAK: Uh... huh. (rolls his eyes back)

SPACE GHOST: (studio floor sparkles) Hey, look at the shine.

ZORAK: (stares back)

SPACE GHOST: (his reflection, with strange eyes) Oooh, Daddy wants a shine too, doesn't he, wittle Woobie? (breathing heavy) The shine, the shine, no, no, no, no, ye-, aaaaagh! (hits himself in the face with his hand) Aaaah!

W.S. MERWIN: navigating on a water of origin and ash.

ZORAK: BAM!

W.S. MERWIN: The smell of barber shops makes the tv show sob out loud.

SPACE GHOST: (hits himself again) Ohh!

ZORAK: BAM!

SPACE GHOST: (hits himself again) Mmmph!

ZORAK: BAM!

MOLTAR: Whatever.

Hey, Woobie, when you're done smackin' yourself, the guest is ready.
(monitor shows text:)

1

Index: PARANOIA 559, 590

SPACE GHOST: (hand still over his face) Can't you see I'm in peril?

MOLTAR: Whatever.

Heh... No!
SPACE GHOST: (Hmmm, I fear the Subliminator has taken control of Moltar's mind.)

W.S. MERWIN: The tv show wants nothing but the repose either of stones or of wool.

ZORAK: Aaaaghhh! (starts vibrating back and forth rapidly)

SPACE GHOST: Zorak! You are being consumed by... Vibratronica! (instrumental rock music, with drag racing commercial announcer voice)

W.S. MERWIN: The tv show wants to see no more establishments, no more gardens,

SPACE GHOST: Sunday! Sunday! See Vibratronica set fire to the stands and burn a hole of effigy through the walls. (normal voice) I'll save you! (blasts Zorak with destructo ray)

W.S. MERWIN: nor merchandise, nor glasses, nor elevators.

ZORAK: (crisped) (coughs) Thanks a lot! I was just doin' a jig.

SPACE GHOST: That's just what she wants you to think. (slides back to his desk)

ZORAK: Yeah.

W.S. MERWIN: It happens that the tv show is tired of it's feet and it's nails

SPACE GHOST: (writing at his desk) (Those were close calls, why are my old enemies coming back to ta

[TooCute]

NICE!


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[Tenbatsuzen]

Goalies fighting = always funny.

I have the whole video of the CLoutier/Salo fight, where he challenges the Islander bench after kicking Salo's ass. Funny stuff.



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[Gvac]

Happy Birthday, Zen!

And thanks a million for the Cap pic; you are a great American! Enjoy!

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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster for this masterpiece!

[RF Godfather]

Happy Birthday Ten... where's my present?!?

Oh well... I'll be moving along now.

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark.jpg
<marquee>I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Meow!</marquee>

[Captain Rooster]

Happy B-Day man

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[skullcrush]

where the hell is my gift?

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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!

[Tenbatsuzen]

For SkullCrush, Ron Fez Mark, and Rooster...

<img src="http://home.ins.de/~fmj/Images/Barracks/barracks_jokerdrill.jpg">

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<img src="http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesFlair/flairpose.jpg">
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<img src="http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesR/redrooster.jpg">


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[skullcrush]

thanks for reminding me how quick march will be here.happy birthday anyway buddy.

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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!

[adolescentmasturbator]

Happy birthday ten. Nice work on the pics too.

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Thanks to fallon for the sig