Mexican Dentist

[Midkiff]

That stupid dentist in Mexico today was a damn liar. Besides the supposed cuss words he squeezed in (I wasn't paying close enough attention, I have to listen to the replay), he also claimed he was driving to San Miguel de Allende. He said, "where El Mariachi and Desperado were filmed."

God damn liar! Both of those films were filmed in Ciudad Acuña, right across the border from Del Rio. In fact the bar they spent so much time in is the Corona Bar, dressed up a little inside. I have spent many a night in that very bar, drunk off my ass, drinking Coronas and liquid cocaines. Not to mention, I just did a huge report on Robert Rodriguez, the writer and director of the whole series.

Besides, if he was really that far into Mexico, wouldn't he lose his signal? I thought the satellite footprint covered just Canada and the USA.

[JPMNICK]

That stupid dentist in Mexico today was a damn liar. Besides the supposed cuss words he squeezed in (I wasn't paying close enough attention, I have to listen to the replay), he also claimed he was driving to San Miguel de Allende. He said, "where El Mariachi and Desperado were filmed."

God damn liar! Both of those films were filmed in Ciudad Acuña, right across the border from Del Rio. In fact the bar they spent so much time in is the Corona Bar, dressed up a little inside. I have spent many a night in that very bar, drunk off my ass, drinking Coronas and liquid cocaines.

Besides, if he was really that far into Mexico, wouldn't he lose his signal? I thought the satellite footprint covered just Canada and the USA.

who is a bigger liar, him or Paige?

[Midkiff]

who is a bigger liar, him or Paige?

It's tough to decide.

[JPMNICK]

I know the signal for the satellite def travels into mexico, just not sure how far. i am sure at least 100 miles, if not more.

[Midkiff]

I know the signal for the satellite def travels into mexico, just not sure how far. i am sure at least 100 miles, if not more.

Sweet, that's good to know for next time I go.

That guy was still a liar, though.

[FUNKMAN]

i know this dude's mon who's like a brick

she only gets laid by mexicans







punching out

[Midkiff]

i know this dude's mon who's like a brick

she only gets laid by mexicans







punching out

LOL

:lol:

[nate1000]

"liquid cocaines" = Red bull? Que?

[SHANEFROMGA]

Dios Mi Bueno Mis Dientes Me Mata!!!!!!

[Crispy123]

Hi everybody!!!


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[SHANEFROMGA]

Hi everybody!!!


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HIII DOCTOR NICK!!
MI AMOR DE HERMANO PARA BESARA A BURROS EN LAS PELOTAS!!!!!

[Midkiff]

"liquid cocaines" = Red bull? Que?

It's a vicious concoction of pretty much every liquor behind the bar. Somehow it ends up pink in a huge glass, and it's basically pure rubbing alcohol. It will knock anybody on their asses before the glass is even down.

[sailor]

It's a vicious concoction of pretty much every liquor behind the bar. Somehow it ends up pink in a huge glass, and it's basically pure rubbing alcohol. It will know anybody on their asses before the glass is even down.

that's ralph over there under the table...and that's jimmy down by the fireplace...sally's over there in the corner...

[Don Stugots]

does he run a radio message board in mexico?

[MikeB]

who is a bigger liar, him or Paige?

midkiff and MLC only wacked off to one of the two.

[Midkiff]

midkiff and MLC only wacked off to one of the two.

In my case, it was the Mexican dentist.