Jim Norton book Reviews!

[JerseyRich]

I was just getting a chuckle from reading some of the book reviews of Jimmy's new book up on Amazon. I ordered the book on CD yesterday. Should be good commuting audio.

Check it out. Some of these are ridiculous.

Amazon Book Reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/1416950222/sr=8-1/qid=1184157078/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful/102-3625099-9888124?ie=UTF8&n=283155&qid=1184157078&sr=8-1#customerReviews)

[ANC]

HAHAHA Those are great!

[J.Clints]

Those are great. I cant wait till I get mine.

[JPMNICK]

this was had me cracking up:

Once in a millennia a novel comes along that redefines the tedious precincts of literary gatherings. This groundbreaking novel is just that. The great Jim Norden delivers a printed account of his many endeavors into covetousness, sex, greed, murder and finally, Salvation and Deliverance. If Tolstoy were to meet Jimmy Robinson in some dark back alleyway kneading parlor for a mano a mano tug of war, the resulting seminal fluid would only taste half as sweet as the words on the pages of this literary tour de force. Bravo little Jimmy Norden, and may God forgive you in time.

[JerseyRich]

I'm starting to think that some of these people haven't actually read the book.

[JerseyRich]

"I have read through many pages of literacy and I must say that this book is not what I expected. When I saw the cover I truly expected a captivating tale (or tales) of this young James character. I expected to at least hold wood through the first 5 pages but I didn't even get to page 2 before going soft. So what did I do while after my doody on the toilet? I was so disgusted that I didn't have a chance to do my j-off that after my doody I flushed every single page down the toilet one by one. Not only did I waste my money on this trash but I wasted good j-off time.

Your phlunkkkisssssss meowing friend:
Jay from Bukaki"

These are funny fellas.

[JerseyRich]

"jim norton is one of the most intelligent and hilarious child rapists this country has ever known. take your money and give it to him so that it will become his money."

[J.Clints]

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
The greatest comedian in the history of the universe., July 11, 2007
By Joe C. "It's not the size of the boat..." (A T L) - See all my reviews
It's a shame Lil' Jimmy got AIDS and died before he was able to marry his life partner Erock in what was supposed to be a very romantic ceremony hosted by Fez Marie Whatley. We can all be thankful, however, that Erock was able to fight through the pain and sorrow of the death of our hero and ensure that this book was published. Fun fact: After Jimmy died Erock started to get romantically involved with a sweet little boy named Sam. They are currently living happily in New York eating grilled cheeses and pizza rolls while wrestling nude pretending to be Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage.

Oh and this book rules. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKISS!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

[QUOTE=JerseyRich;1387278] I ordered the book on CD yesterday. Should be good commuting audio.QUOTE]


does jimmiy do the audio himself or is it some other person?

[JerseyRich]

[QUOTE=JerseyRich;1387278] I ordered the book on CD yesterday. Should be good commuting audio.QUOTE]


does jimmiy do the audio himself or is it some other person?

Indeed. It is read by the author himself.

[Dougie Brootal]

[QUOTE=dougiebrootal;1387396]

Indeed. It is read by the author himself.

sweet!

[Servo]

"I bought this book for my actor-friend Robert. He needed a few laughs and distractions between doses of AZT, and needless to say, it was a complete success. Luckily he was confined to a robe...otherwise he would've busted his pants laughing."

"If you take anything with you after reading this book, let it be the notion that at the height of Colin Quinn's fame, he wore a lion suit around midnight."

Mine is on the way... can't wait!

[Fallon]

I got the audio book last week. I'm on disc 2 of 5 and it's alright. I expected better.

[Kevin]

I got the audio book last week. I'm on disc 2 of 5 and it's alright. I expected better.

Same here..

[JPMNICK]

Same here..

is it boring? or is it one of the things that is you listen to the show you know it all already

[Fallon]

is it boring? or is it one of the things that is you listen to the show you know it all already

So far just boring.

[S0S]

Amazon Bestsellers (http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/ref=pd_ts_b_nav)


10. Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
by Jim Norton (Author), Colin Quinn (Foreword)

[Don Stugots]

So far just boring.

SOS is going to be pissed at you for saying that.

[MikeB]

I ordered the book on CD yesterday. Should be good commuting audio.
What O&A arent good enough?

[Kevin]

is it boring? or is it one of the things that is you listen to the show you know it all already

Kinda both.. Plus it reeked of trying too hard.. I am sure it will do well.. And i am happy for Lil Jimmy.. But i didn't really care for it..

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

so far its pretty good reading material. what more would you expect?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/idrathahavabeer/DSCN0379.jpg

[MikeB]

If the book can be as funny as this picture I may get it:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/MattyIce/Norton.jpg

[ScottFromGA]

If the book can be as funny as this picture I may get it:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/MattyIce/Norton.jpg

is jimmy wearing lipstick?


jesus he looks like a fancy man there.

[JerseyRich]

What O&A arent good enough?

Pssst...

I actually don't listen to them.

I have a Sirius radio. Shhhhhhh.

[Contra]

Couldn't find the original Happy Endings thread, but I wanted to say I just picked up Happy Endings at Barnes and Nobles for 5 bucks in the bargin section. So if you didn't have it and were interested I'd check out your local B&N.

[PapaBear]

I think this person posts SPAM here on a regular basis.

I hope it affends people and make them get all upset. I know that the more people that are offended the better the book is going to be. Can't wait to read. Also, for those of you who try to stop freedom speach in the form of radio, tv, books, and any other things. There are so many ways to avoid wacthing, listnening, all the have to do is put on parental control or control you annoance. Or may I sugest putting yourself upside down on a wall, then tangle you feet foward and have a bunch of canibal midgets dive of you useless legs. We do not need people that dont know how to tuirn things off so Evolution is not working out.