Can You Share A Prank, Gag Or Practical Joke?

[Fat_Sunny]

As Surprising As This May Sound, F_S Has Been A Bit Of A Practical Joker All His Life. He Needs To Refresh His Repetoire, So He Will Share One Of His Favorites, And Then Ask For One In Return.

Where F_S Grew Up In What Was Then Farm Country In Wisconsin (Now Urban Sprawl), Lots Of Fat's Friends Had Trucks. When 3 Of Us Would Go Out Carousing On A Weekend Night, F_S Would Always Insist On The Passenger Side Window, So That He Could Flick His Old Gold Ashes Out The Window, But Also So That He Could Do This:

As We'd Approach A Stoplight, If Fat Saw That The Car That Would Stop Next To Us Was Filled With Teenage Boys (Good) Or Teenage Girls (Better), F_S Would Quickly Slump Himself Down Below Window Level, So That When The Occupants Of The Other Car Looked Over, All They Would See Was Fat's Two Dopey Friends Sitting Close Together Like They Were A Couple.

Once The Humiliation Was Over, The Two Guys Would Bitch-Slap F_S Around, But It Was Worth It!

So, You Got Any Good Material F_S Or Anyone Else Can Use?

[JPMNICK]

we used to drive down to TCNJ on the weekends to visit my friend. usually 4 of us in the car. when we pulled up to lights on Rt. 1 if we saw a girl and a guy in the car, we would all hang out the window and yell for the girl to leave the looser she was with and come with us. then we would watch as he got enraged, and she laughed. then the light would turn green and we would speed off.

another night we stole about 40 cones from various places, and blocked off a road near my friend house and diverted traffic into his driveway to turn around. his dad was SOO pissed.

[PapaBear]

You know the two things on the bottom of a toilet seat, that keep it level when it's down? Fold over two ketchup packets, and put one under each of those. This is best done in a work environment.

[pillowtalk]

I'm from a very small town, and in high school we took the track coaches VW and put it on the starting block and put it on blocks and pulled the tires. The next morning there was districts and his car delayed the meet. We also soaped the discus ring so that when they tried to wash it it just made it worse. - I'm new so thanks for the topic.

[pillowtalk]

You know the two things on the bottom of a toilet seat, that keep it level when it's down? Fold over two ketchup packets, and put one under each of those. This is best done in a work environment.

If you are really good you can put saran? wrap over it so it bounces back. Only worked once.

[cupcakelove]

I never actually did this, but in college one of my roommates would occasional leave his balls hanging out of his fly, then walk into a room and do something to call attention to his crotch. He got me the first few times with it, but I learned pretty quickly to just never look below his waste, no matter what.

[JPMNICK]

You know the two things on the bottom of a toilet seat, that keep it level when it's down? Fold over two ketchup packets, and put one under each of those. This is best done in a work environment.

papabear that is fucking great. i have never heard of that before, but what a mess that must make

[PapaBear]

papabear that is fucking great. i have never heard of that before, but what a mess that must make
I'm very evil when necessary, but I can't take credit for that one. One of our Salvadoran cooks came up with it.

The marbles in the medicine cabinet (at a party) is always a good standard one.

[sailor]

my cousin and some of his college friends told their friend, let's say bob, that the girl he'd hooked up with the night before had gonorrhea. bob said "whatever" and gave no outward appearance that he cared what the losers were saying. turned out they brought it up 3-4 years later and bob believed them but was playing cool like he knew that and it didn't bother him. bob was scared shitless. he said he cringed when pissing for over a year expecting it to burn.

[Fezticle98]

One of my friends in college didn't like a guy in his frat. He decided to put a free ad in the paper:

Dalmation puppies, free to good home. Call before 8am. [guy's home phone number]

This was shortly after the DVD release of 101 Dalmations. He go SO many calls, and it went on for weeks! One of his roomates got so pissed with the phone ringing at 7am that the phone calls began to go as such:

"Hello"

"Hi. Do you still have the puppies?"

"Yes, we do."

"Oh, I'd love to have one."

"Are you going to beat them?"

"Of course not!"

"Then you can't have them!" :click:

[Reynolds]

Bought some prank magnetic bumper stickers, and brought them to work. Put them on my boss' car. They read "Honk if you want a Blowjob" "I love Cock" and "Unregistered Sex Offender" He didn't see them when he left work to go home. Came to work the next day and said his mother found them on his car when she came over to visit. This was after his wife took the car to his kid's school to drop him off for school. Bumper stickers are here http://www.tailgateterror.com

[RicShaw]

I used to travel around to car shows with my old boss and we'd stay in various hotels, generally with other car show people. One night our boss decided to turn in early rather than come along drinking. He was a good guy but would bet on anything for a couple of exta bucks. We were staying in a small two story hotel, the kind with the sliding doors at the back that led to a courtyard. On the way out I put his suitcase right inside the door. We went down to the bar and got a guy from another team. We brought him up to the room and but our victim $20 bucks that this guy could stand in the doorway and piss through the room out the back into the courtyard. He took the bet and the Connecticut State Peeing for distance champ unloaded a night of drinking into the bosses suitcase. He was really excited to win untill he realized he had no clean clothes. It was $20 well spent.

[Reynolds]

I used to travel around to car shows with my old boss and we'd stay in various hotels, generally with other car show people. One night our boss decided to turn in early rather than come along drinking. He was a good guy but would bet on anything for a couple of exta bucks. We were staying in a small two story hotel, the kind with the sliding doors at the back that led to a courtyard. On the way out I put his suitcase right inside the door. We went down to the bar and got a guy from another team. We brought him up to the room and but our victim $20 bucks that this guy could stand in the doorway and piss through the room out the back into the courtyard. He took the bet and the Connecticut State Peeing for distance champ unloaded a night of drinking into the bosses suitcase. He was really excited to win untill he realized he had no clean clothes. It was $20 well spent.

I don't get it. Sounds like a garbled version of the other joke about the bar and the pissing into a glass thing, and the bar owner will laugh, however that went.

[topless_mike]

the upper decker or dry dock is still my favorite.

i've also heard of vaseline on a toilet seat, because you can't just easily wipe vaseline off.

[Fat_Sunny]

Hey. Those Are Some Fine Ideas...Especially The Toilet Ketchup And The Fake Classified Ads. Both Sound Like "Must Do's" !!

[BoondockSaint]

When I worked in a pizza place I used to glue a quarter to the counter and watch the people try to take it.

[kevcala]

My friends and I didn't do this, but thought it might be pretty funny.

For a while they had an old tv in their apartment and we kept saying they should put a Craiglist up saying free tv. We came up with this idea that person comes to pick it up, we would call the cops and say someone just took your tv. They had a corner apartment so we could totally see it out the window if it ever happened. We would love to hear the conversation between the prankee and the cops trying to explain that we just gave them the tv.

We didn't really want to fuck with someone that bad, but the idea was great.

[EliSnow]

During freshman year of college, my group did a bunch of pranks. One prank took place on the day the yellow pages were delivered to our entryway. We then stacked up all of the yellow pages in front of our Freshman Advisor's door during the night. When he woke up, he opened his door to see a wall of yellow pages. Because of the size and number of the books, he couldn't just push them all over. He had to push them off one or two at a time from the top and climb out.

[Furtherman]

One time my friend came over and I punched him in the throat, threw him in front of a street cleaning machine and yelled "April Fools!"

Man, I laughed for hours.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Not really a prank but I bought a bag of small, plastic army soldiers from a 99 cent store and hid about 20 or so in my friend's cubicle. The first 5 were really easy to find and he thought it was cute but it started to drive him crazy b/c it took him months to find the last few (he's got a touch of the OCD).

I also TP'd his cubicle for his birthday. This was all years ago and I don't think such shinanagans would fly today.

[MadMatt]

In High School, it was always fun to turn on everything in your buddy's car - lights on highbeam, windshield wipers on full speed, radio full blast, heat on high, etc.

It would usually get a chuckle from the folks in the parking lot.

[buzzard]

We lived next door to this total braggart when I was a kid so my Dad & I used to sneak over to his yard and put gas INTO his truck his mpg got so outrageous he HAD to brag to everyone in the town after about a month NO-ONE took him seriously ever again needless to say, we NEVER told him. :lol:

[Furtherman]

We lived next door to this total braggart when I was a kid so my Dad & I used to sneak over to his yard and put gas INTO his truck his mpg got so outrageous he HAD to brag to everyone in the town after about a month NO-ONE took him seriously ever again needless to say, we NEVER told him. :lol:

Wow, you sure showed him! Giving him free gas and all.

[sailor]

My friends and I didn't do this, but thought it might be pretty funny.

For a while they had an old tv in their apartment and we kept saying they should put a Craiglist up saying free tv. We came up with this idea that person comes to pick it up, we would call the cops and say someone just took your tv. They had a corner apartment so we could totally see it out the window if it ever happened. We would love to hear the conversation between the prankee and the cops trying to explain that we just gave them the tv.

We didn't really want to fuck with someone that bad, but the idea was great.

except they'd know where you lived. and you'd have gotten a ton of calls (think free dalmatians).

[RicShaw]

I don't get it. Sounds like a garbled version of the other joke about the bar and the pissing into a glass thing, and the bar owner will laugh, however that went.

Basically for $20 I got a drunk to piss on my boss' clothes.

[Marc with a c]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

i do this to my friend jack handy all the time.

[PapaBear]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

i do this to my friend jack handy all the time.
You're such a sucker. That could damage your phone!

[Fezticle98]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

i do this to my friend jack handy all the time.

Great one. That reminds me...

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

[Recyclerz]

About 25 years ago, somebody in my city's government got ahold of a Federal grant and decided that the best thing to do with that money was to build an elaborate Roman style fountain backed by 20 ft. high columns right in the center of a downtown overrun by urban decay. The project itself was pretty nice but it looked ridiculous sitting in the middle of all those dilapidated buildings. The night before the big opening ceremony, where the water would be officially turned on for the first time, a friend of mine from high school dumped about a case of Mr. Bubble in the basin of the fountain. When they turned on the water it didn't quite bubble up as elaborately as he had hoped but it was noticeable enough to get included in the local press coverage.

Now, admittedly, you don't get too many chances to pull off this stunt, so here's the lesson of the story - always use more Mr. Bubble than you think you need.

You're welcome.

[waltermitty]

Harmless College Stuff.....

http://gwally.com/pranks2/photos/soap_in_fountain.jpg

Soap in the Fountain



http://5.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/4/c/collegehumor.58d64924e1db32efb78dfd6ceb73b89d.jpg

Saran Wrapped Car

[Fat_Sunny]

About 25 years ago, somebody in my city's government got ahold of a Federal grant and decided that the best thing to do with that money was to build an elaborate Roman style fountain backed by 20 ft. high columns right in the center of a downtown overrun by urban decay. The project itself was pretty nice but it looked ridiculous sitting in the middle of all those dilapidated buildings. The night before the big opening ceremony, where the water would be officially turned on for the first time, a friend of mine from high school dumped about a case of Mr. Bubble in the basin of the fountain. When they turned on the water it didn't quite bubble up as elaborately as he had hoped but it was noticeable enough to get included in the local press coverage.

Now, admittedly, you don't get too many chances to pull off this stunt, so here's the lesson of the story - always use more Mr. Bubble than you think you need.

You're welcome.

Damn, Your Post Plus M-Wac's Reminded F_S Of Another Serious Prankster. The Baddest Boy In Fat's HS Sophomore Class Got Into Making Rockets And Pipe Bombs In A Big Way. He Perfected Pipe Bombs That Would Explode Under Water. So He Used To Go Out On The Lake At Dusk, Light A Pipe Bomb, And Then Throw It To Land Close To, But Not In, The Boat Of A Fisherman. If He Tossed It At Exactly The Right Moment, The Fisherman Wouldn't See It, And Then As It Sunk Maybe 10 Feet Into The Water It Would Explode And Send A Big Dose Of Water And Seaweed And Maybe Even A Fish Into The Fisherman's Boat. As Kids, We Thought He Was So Cool, But Looking Back, He Coulda Killed Somebody...If Not From The Bomb, Then From A Heart-Attack!

Many Years Later, We Learned That He Had Been Arrested Senior Year For Blowing Up Another High School's Swimming Pool (Well Putting A Huge Hole In It). The School Kept It Hush Hush, And Obviously Since He Was A Minor, It Never Made The Papers, And The Kid Himself Never Even Told His Best Friend.

Do Not Try This At Home!

[PapaBear]

I used to work overnights, stocking the grocery aisles at Wal Mart. Once or twice a night, we had to go through all the aisles and clean up the empty cardboard trays that the cans would sit in. I got a baby diaper and filled it with chocolate pudding and corn. I put it under a piece of cardboard in a co-worker's aisle, then told him it was time to clean up.

He lifted the cardboard, and without really thinking about it, picked up the diaper. He took a closer look, screamed, and threw it about 20 feet. They then called us for lunch.

[Fat_Sunny]

Hey PapaBear...You're Two For Two!! Another Great One!

[PapaBear]

Hey PapaBear...You're Two For Two!! Another Great One!
Weird how all my pranks are done at work. I guess it's just better than having bad work relationships.

[envirogator]

Two office pranks; both involving food items. One tape a piece of luncheon meat (salami, bologna, etc) to the bottom of a desk drawer. The initial odor drives the person crazy because it only mildly appears when you open the desk drawer. As time goes by......

The second is a little more complicated. Take the bottom of an office chair (wheel harness) off to expose the center tube. Place a couple of pieces of frozen shrimp inside. As it thaws the odor becomes intense and very difficult to locate. Best used in an individual office situation as opposed to cubicles for obvious reasons.

[Fat_Sunny]

Two office pranks; both involving food items. One tape a piece of luncheon meat (salami, bologna, etc) to the bottom of a desk drawer. The initial odor drives the person crazy because it only mildly appears when you open the desk drawer. As time goes by......

The second is a little more complicated. Take the bottom of an office chair (wheel harness) off to expose the center tube. Place a couple of pieces of frozen shrimp inside. As it thaws the odor becomes intense and very difficult to locate. Best used in an individual office situation as opposed to cubicles for obvious reasons.


:lol::lol: OMG Those Are Great. F_S Knows Just The Right Person He's Gonna Do The Shrimp Chair To!!

[Skellington]

pro (funny): wrap everything in a persons cube in alumnium foil. pencils, staple removed, phone. be detailed, don't just 'wrap', actually fit the form of the item.

con: prepare for large foil ball bombardments.

[Fezticle98]

I sneaked down early, and hid behind Phil's car. I jumped out and pranked him! To death with a tire iron!

He was a Stiffly Stifferson.. so I stuck it to 'im!

He.. he had it coming! He yanked the Prankster!

[sailor]

pro (funny): wrap everything in a persons cube in alumnium foil. pencils, staple removed, phone. be detailed, don't just 'wrap', actually fit the form of the item.

con: prepare for large foil ball bombardments.

yeah, that one's a classic (http://www.blacktable.com/elder040114.htm).

[marky2bucks]

Oh I miss college...

1. Eat asparagus for three days
2. Pee into a freezer bag
3. Place stinky pee bag on plate and freeze
4. Slide stinky frozen pee discs under door of neighbors dorm room while the chumps sleep. Aim for under the beds.
5. Laugh

[MrPink]

Harmless College Stuff.....

http://gwally.com/pranks2/photos/soap_in_fountain.jpg

Soap in the Fountain



Last year, we had some people do that at my school. They also worked it over with a sledgehammer.

Two years ago, when some of us were drinking we took a friend's (who was passed out)car and moved it a few parking spaces to the right. The guy thought he went out driving after he blacked out.

Not really a prank, but me and one of my friends got drunk and destroyed the lobby in my dorm by throwing Spam at the walls and making a huge mess. I think there's surveillance cameras there now.

[MadMatt]

When I was in college, there was a particularly mouthy douchebag that was really annoying when he drank. He loved games and could really drink a lot, but he was always a dick about it once he got a few in him - he'd start yelling stuff like "c'mon and drink you pussy," or "you drink like a bitch!" Generally annoying sh*t.

My roommate and I were sick of it, so we planned a gag for that Friday's party. We challenged the douche to a game of Beer Pong, but we used Near-Beer (O'Douhls I think). Since it was a keg party, we would have Pete's girlfriend fill our pitcher with the near-beer and bring it to us while Senor Douchebag got the regular stuff.

Long story short, we handed him his first "Loss" of the year, he passed out early (after only a couple of hours), and we finally had an annoyance-free night of drinking.

[buzzard]

when I 1st started posting here,some really funny guys started adding (you) to their posts and fooled me into answering a whole bunch of posts that had nothing to do with me..shit O dear,it was sooooo phucking phunny!:lol:

[hedges]

It was a co-workers last day at work before going back to college. At the end of the night she got a pie in the face, and then I doused her with a little fish sauce, the most godawful-smelling stuff ever. You get the heaves just being around it. We were just showing our love for this person.