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Devo37
07-11-2007, 08:02 PM
During today's show, the buddies were talking about how Fez could put his foot down for staff that were disrespecting him or not doing their jobs. Fez suggested sending them home for the day (which is basically a free day off).

Any other suggestions for punishments that Fez could hand out?

I suggest having the guilty party stand in the corner with their nose pressed up against the wall with a dunce-style "I disappointed Fez" hat on for the entire show.

Tenbatsuzen
07-11-2007, 08:09 PM
Flair chops. Lock it.

J.Clints
07-11-2007, 08:11 PM
Make them play big boy made a doodie with Norton

Fezticle98
07-11-2007, 08:15 PM
I just listened to the show. Holy shit, Earl sucks!

When Ron went silent and left Fez to begin the Bryan Johnson interview, is it possible that he went in the other room to ream out Earl? He sound pretty worked up when he finally jumped in on the interview.

nevnut
07-11-2007, 08:21 PM
Make them play big boy made a doodie with Norton

Best post EVER!!!!!

Devo37
07-11-2007, 08:30 PM
I just listened to the show. Holy shit, Earl sucks!

When Ron went silent and left Fez to begin the Bryan Johnson interview, is it possible that he went in the other room to ream out Earl? He sound pretty worked up when he finally jumped in on the interview.

Earl deserves Nature Boy chops and a major reaming by Ron. How many times is he going to hang Fezzie out to dry with bad info on guests or bad new stories?!?!? even though he would pass along the blame, he is the ED, so the buck stops with him. Everything he hands the buddies should be accurate, or he should be nose-on-wall in the corner.

Earl Drinking Game:
1 sip - Starts a sentence with "No"
2 sips - Starts a sentence with "It's like..." or "I'm like..."

PapaBear
07-11-2007, 08:44 PM
Earl Drinking Game:
1 sip - Starts a sentence with "No"
2 sips - Starts a sentence with "It's like..." or "I'm like..."
Are trying to kill everyone with alcohol poisoning?

MikeB
07-11-2007, 08:56 PM
Best post EVER!!!!!

covers A LOT of ground.

S0S
07-11-2007, 09:09 PM
devo37,

If you would create a list of like ~10 things and it could be a fun drinking game.

RMPGP
07-11-2007, 09:25 PM
Flair chops. Lock it.

I'll see your Flair Chops and raise you a Choke Slam to a booting. You know, the one Ronnie gave to Tuttle when he accidentily put on Ronnie's jacket, and Earl laffed an laffed about that.

Funny stuff Earl? Your turn fucko.

cupcakelove
07-12-2007, 03:43 AM
Earl deserves Nature Boy chops and a major reaming by Ron. How many times is he going to hang Fezzie out to dry with bad info on guests or bad new stories?!?!? even though he would pass along the blame, he is the ED, so the buck stops with him. Everything he hands the buddies should be accurate, or he should be nose-on-wall in the corner.

Earl Drinking Game:
1 sip - Starts a sentence with "No"
2 sips - Starts a sentence with "It's like..." or "I'm like..."

And you chug if he starts a sentence with 'No, Its Like'.

fohat
07-12-2007, 06:00 AM
And you chug if he starts a sentence with 'No, Its Like'.

and every time he apologizes

Furtherman
07-12-2007, 06:13 AM
And you chug if he starts a sentence with 'No, Its Like'.

and every time he apologizes

And everytime he says "I understand that but..."



As for Fez's punishment for the staff, I have two.

1. Cane pole whippings.

2. Dump a bucket of sand down their pants then Fez hoses them off in front of anyone.


I think those would clense his soul in some way.

buzzard
07-12-2007, 06:55 AM
How about when he says;"I take full responsibility for that!"

JerseyRich
07-12-2007, 06:57 AM
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"] even though he would pass along the blame, he is the ED, so the buck stops with him.


They make a pill for that ya know?

http://mymexicandrugstore.com/images/cialis.jpg

moochcassidy
07-12-2007, 07:00 AM
How about when he says;"I take full responsibility for that!"

or

"ill get right on that"

MikeB
07-12-2007, 07:04 AM
or

"ill get right on that"

"I am just relaying information"

citymedic27
07-12-2007, 07:11 AM
or

"ill get right on that"

Earl was all about the day off, i think that the punishment should to be taxi fez around, to his appointments, and various activities that fez does. ohh i apologize that would be a good friend...sorry, maybe he would think that being a good friend might be like a punishment

thejives
07-12-2007, 07:41 AM
Make earl wear a bright yellow jumpsuit.

Make him wear a pink wig and a feather boa.

Make him carry a boom box blasting Gary Glitter.

Make him walk back and forth in front of an elementary school until he gets arrested.

Don't answer his one phone call.

Give Pepper Hicks his job.

DarkHippie
07-12-2007, 07:57 AM
two words: butt sex