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Big_D
07-12-2007, 09:43 AM
Fez needs to through a cowbell at Earl's face. Earl shouldn't fuck with Fez like he did with the Brian Johnson incident. A day off for Earl is not sufficient punishment. If he can't get his fucking shit together i'm gonna come in there and throw a cowbell at him. Somebody should fuck sakes!

Judge Smails
07-12-2007, 09:44 AM
I think he's better off going throw therapy first.

reillyluck
07-12-2007, 09:45 AM
umm...this is awkward.


its Throw.

Marc with a c
07-12-2007, 09:45 AM
dork

Freakshow
07-12-2007, 09:46 AM
I think he's better off going throw therapy first.

Damn. That's the smart ass answer I was looking for but couldn't find. My hats off to you, sir1

prothunderball
07-12-2007, 09:46 AM
I don't understand why he spelled it right the third time yet used the complete wrong word the first two.

mendyweiss
07-12-2007, 09:46 AM
umm...this is awkward.


its Throw.Not in West Virginia it ani't

reillyluck
07-12-2007, 09:47 AM
Not in West Virginia it ani't

:lol:

Fallon
07-12-2007, 09:48 AM
His kind don't throw very well.

EffMeBoobs
07-12-2007, 09:49 AM
I want to bash my head throw this computer.

reillyluck
07-12-2007, 09:49 AM
i heard it throw the grapevine!

Furtherman
07-12-2007, 09:50 AM
Fez needs to through cowbells

Weather the cowbell is still their is the question.

JPMNICK
07-12-2007, 09:51 AM
i was going to visit them in studio, should i just drive throw the holland tunnel or take the train?

EffMeBoobs
07-12-2007, 09:51 AM
I want to through up all over Big_D's face.

Judge Smails
07-12-2007, 09:51 AM
His kind don't throw very well.

ahem . . .

http://www.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/12/garciathrowlong.jpg

EliSnow
07-12-2007, 09:52 AM
Phezzie needs to have his own thing. He should through muphphins.

reillyluck
07-12-2007, 09:52 AM
through your hands in the air! and wave 'em like you just dont care!

Big_D
07-12-2007, 09:52 AM
what are you people language experts eat my shit and like it

prothunderball
07-12-2007, 09:53 AM
what are you people language experts eat my shit and like it

I don't trust this guy as far as I could through him.

EffMeBoobs
07-12-2007, 09:54 AM
Why yes. Yes we are.

reillyluck
07-12-2007, 09:54 AM
if this was the monkeyhouse we would through Poo.

Doctor Z
07-12-2007, 09:54 AM
They pulled in just behind the fridge
He lays her down, he frowns
"Gee my life's a funny thing, am I still too young?"
He kissed her then and there
She took his ring, took his babies
It took him minutes, took her nowhere
Heaven knows, she'd have taken anything, but

All night
She wants the young American
Young American, young American, she wants the young American
All right
She wants the young American

Scanning life through the picture windows
She finds the slinky vagabond
He coughs as he passes her Ford Mustang, but
Heaven forbid, she'll take anything
But the freak, and his type, all for nothing
He misses a step and cuts his hand, but
Showing nothing, he swoops like a song
She cries "Where have all Papa's heroes gone?"

All night
She wants the young American
Young American, young American, she wants the young American
All right
She wants the young American

All the way from Washington
Her bread-winner begs off the bathroom floor
"We live for just these twenty years
Do we have to die for the fifty more?"

All night
He wants the young American
Young American, young American, he wants the young American
All right
He wants the young American

Do you remember, your President Nixon?
Do you remember, the bills you have to pay
Or even yesterday?

Have you been an un-American?
Just you and your idol singing falsetto 'bout
Leather, leather everywhere, and
Not a myth left from the ghetto
Well, well, well, would you carry a pistol
In case, just in case of depression
Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the Afro-Sheeners
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll
Her heart's been broken just like you have

All night
You want the young American
Young American, young American, you want the young American
All right
You want the young American

You ain't a pimp and you ain't a hustler
A pimp's got a Cadi and a lady’s got a Chrysler
Black's got respect, and white's got his soul train
Mama's got cramps, and look at your hands shake
I heard the news today, oh boy
I got a suite and you got defeat
Ain't there a man you can say no more?
And, ain't there a woman I can sock on the jaw?
And, ain't there a child I can hold without judging?
Ain't there a pen that will write before they die?
Ain't you proud that you've still got faces?
Ain't there one damn song that can make me
break down and cry?

All night
I want the young American
Young American, young American, I want the young American
All right
I want the young American
Young American
Young American, young American, I want the young American
(I want with you, I want with you want)
All right
(You want it, I want you you, you want I, I want you want)
Young American, young American, I want the young American
(I want to want, to want, to want , to want I, I want you)
All right
(Lord I wanted the young American)
(young American)
Young American, Young American
I want the young American

Furtherman
07-12-2007, 09:54 AM
what are you people language experts eat my shit and like it

I wouldn't say experts but a child would know the difference between through and throw. They don't even sound alike.

Judge Smails
07-12-2007, 09:58 AM
What are you people, language experts? Eat my shit, and like it.

Fixed it for ya.

Freakshow
07-12-2007, 09:59 AM
I wouldn't say experts but a child would know the difference between through and throw. They don't even sound alike.

Smithers: His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you
lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let
Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.
Burns: Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his [imitating
Nixon] "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me
alive!"
[Smithers laughs]
I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names
differently.

EliSnow
07-12-2007, 10:01 AM
On second thought, I think we're being to harsh on this guy. We need to through him a frickin bone here.

Fallon
07-12-2007, 10:03 AM
His kind don't throw very well.

ahem . . .

http://www.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/12/garciathrowlong.jpg

I stand by my statement.

Judge Smails
07-12-2007, 10:05 AM
I stand by my statement.

Touche.

A.J.
07-12-2007, 10:07 AM
what are you people language experts eat my shit and like it

That should read "What are you people, language experts? Eat my shit and like it!"

King Hippos Bandaid
07-12-2007, 10:20 AM
what are you people language expert ? Eat my shit and like it

LOL A.J

:king:

Reilly is a Dork

reillyluck
07-12-2007, 10:21 AM
should have used a Question Mark



also capitalize the W

:king:

Reilly is a Dork

king hippo is the king of all dorks

King Hippos Bandaid
07-12-2007, 10:23 AM
king hippo is the king of all dorks


nuh uh, youre a Dork

:king:

reillyluck
07-12-2007, 10:25 AM
well if you werent such a dork, you'd know i started a thread about dorkiness. Dork

nuh uh, youre a Dork

:king:

JerseyRich
07-12-2007, 10:26 AM
Dorks.

Freakshow
07-12-2007, 10:33 AM
People, people, people. Can we back on topic here? Hazing the newb.