Traffic Ticket Help!

[Patches]

I have been accused of, and received a ticket for making a left turn through a red light. What really happened was.... well.. I made a left turn through a red light.

Anyway, I went to court for it but I didn't have any money on me, so I just plead not guilty. I have to go back in 6 weeks (presumably this time with some dough).

What do I say there? Yeah, I'm guilty but I just felt like fucking with you?

[JPMNICK]

talk to the prosectutor when you get there. he might be able to knock it down a little. your other option is to go in with a lawyer. that will cost you some dough though

[SinA]

was it a left turn onto a one way street? it might make a difference.

[drjoek]

Youve still got a chance since you pled not guilty the Cop will have to show up to the next court date. If he doesn't show they will toss it out. The only thing is that he may show then you gotta pay

[Jujubees2]

I'd use the temporary insanity plea.

[reillyluck]

say: i thought the light was green, my bad.

[JPMNICK]

just tell the judge to blow you, and tell the cop to fuck off. and tell him he missed the coke you had in the glove box.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cry your way out of it

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[JPMNICK]

cry your way out of it

:king:

or grow tits

[King Hippos Bandaid]

or grow tits


I have tits, smaller than before, but theys tits

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