Ever have a completely unexplainable craving? [Archive]

Judge Smails

07-13-2007, 08:28 PM

I'm just laying here, very heavily medicated, due to an ankle injury. Out of the blue I've got this intense craving for a Nutella sammich. I have no idea where it came from, as I haven't had one since I was a kid and my right-off-the-boat Italian mother used to make them for me. The other kids always thought I was odd because I didn't have a regular pb&j sammich. But really, how can you go wrong with a chocolate sammich?

Arrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!! I can't take it. If I was able to drive I'd be on my way to the store to pick some up. I considered waking my wife to send her out to get me some, but I think she'd beat me with my own crutches.

http://www.isam.is/myndir/matvara/nutella/nutella_sukksmjor.jpg

mikeyboy

07-13-2007, 08:30 PM

You might want to pick yourself up some pre-natal vitamins and think about remodeling that study.

Fat_Sunny

07-13-2007, 08:46 PM

F_S Hears Ya, Judge! His Last Craving Was For Pop Tarts And Beer!

weekapaugjz

07-13-2007, 08:49 PM

i get cravings for chicken wings all the time. if i indulged myself everytime i did, i would weigh in at well over 400 pounds.

PapaBear

07-13-2007, 08:50 PM

F_S Hears Ya, Judge! His Last Craving Was For Titties And Beer!

Fixed it for ya...

http://koti.mbnet.fi/antil/kuvat/HallofFame/FrankZappa.jpg

Fezticle98

07-13-2007, 09:40 PM

I'm just laying here, very heavily medicated, due to an ankle injury. Out of the blue I've got this intense craving for a Nutella sammich. I have no idea where it came from, as I haven't had one since I was a kid and my right-off-the-boat Italian mother used to make them for me. The other kids always thought I was odd because I didn't have a regular pb&j sammich. But really, how can you go wrong with a chocolate sammich?

What are you, fuckin eurotrash? You probably cross your 7's, too.

But to answer the question...yes, constant cravings...for tuna.
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/313/kdlangdragox3.jpg

zentraed

07-13-2007, 09:44 PM

i get cravings for chicken wings all the time. if i indulged myself everytime i did, i would weigh in at well over 400 pounds.

I give in about 3 nights a week. 270lbs and counting...

PapaBear

07-13-2007, 09:46 PM

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/313/kdlangdragox3.jpg

She sometimes craves a good martini. But don't use...

http://www.world-guides.com/images/london/beefeater.jpg

I'll give you a nickle, if you can figure that one out!

weekapaugjz

07-13-2007, 09:47 PM

She sometimes craves a good martini. But don't use...

http://www.world-guides.com/images/london/beefeater.jpg

I'll give you a nickle, if you can figure that one out!

beefeater, give me my nickel!

Fezticle98

07-13-2007, 09:49 PM

She sometimes craves a good martini. But don't use...

http://www.world-guides.com/images/london/beefeater.jpg

I'll give you a nickle, if you can figure that one out!

Yeah, but I'll bet she enjoys roast beef curtains.

PapaBear

07-13-2007, 09:49 PM

beefeater, give me my nickel!
You have to be more specific. This goes back to the late 80's.

Fezticle98

07-13-2007, 09:51 PM

You have to be more specific. This goes back to the late 80's.

queefeater?

SinA

07-13-2007, 09:59 PM

hmmm. lemme guess...
cock?

FUNKMAN

07-13-2007, 10:21 PM

http://www.aizuddindanian.com/voi/images/sardines.jpg

luvs my sardines

PapaBear

07-13-2007, 10:24 PM

http://www.aizuddindanian.com/voi/images/sardines.jpg

luvs my sardines
I get the craving from time to time. Problem is, even thought they're good, I always remember them as being better. I always end up disappointed.

Fat_Sunny

07-13-2007, 11:19 PM

I get the craving from time to time. Problem is, even thought they're good, I always remember them as being better. I always end up disappointed.

Have You Ever Bought Them In The Mustard Sauce Instead Of Pure Oil? They Are Alot Better In The Mustard!

PapaBear

07-13-2007, 11:25 PM

Have You Ever Bought Them In The Mustard Sauce Instead Of Pure Oil? They Are Alot Better In The Mustard!
That's actually how I prefer them.

SHANEFROMGA

07-14-2007, 06:32 AM

ever once in a while i get the craving for one of these nasty ass things.
i usually only take bite , but that curses the craving.
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/penrose.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid

07-14-2007, 06:42 AM

My Craving for Bacon is so intense that I have these in my Medicine Cabinet

http://www.thorninpaw.com/u/htdocs/thorni/image/Bacon.jpg

:king:

AngelAmy

07-14-2007, 06:53 AM

You might want to pick yourself up some pre-natal vitamins and think about remodeling that study.

how pissed is everyone else that mikeyboy made the pregnancy joke before anyone else could???

i get weird cravings all the time though
Too many to mention

A.J.

07-14-2007, 07:03 AM

My cravings are all explainable.

Ritalin

07-14-2007, 07:14 AM

I can't believe it's almost to the end of the page and none of you 'mos has mentioned GVAC.

Friday

07-14-2007, 08:16 AM

Last night i developed an intense craving for Cream Cheese and Jelly Sammich.

My mom used to make them for me because I have bever been a big Peanut Butter fan....
Only Temptee Cream Cheese and Strawberry Jelly wheeeeeeeeeeee!

lleeder

07-14-2007, 08:52 AM

i get cravings for chicken wings all the time. if i indulged myself everytime i did, i would weigh in at well over 400 pounds.

I agree completely and even made a thread dedicated to my wings craving.

Hottub

07-14-2007, 08:55 AM

A whole page, and nobody said http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/09d1449a/rhiishorrible%21.jpg?cb=1115204527

sailor

07-14-2007, 08:59 AM

I can't believe it's almost to the end of the page and none of you 'mos has mentioned GVAC.

guess that makes you the number 1 mo

Ritalin

07-14-2007, 09:04 AM

guess that makes you the number 1 mo

[you]'re a dork.

Gvac

07-14-2007, 09:53 AM

I've been craving one of these for almost 20 years, and I've talked myself out of it a million times.

I'm about to give in and say "fuck it" and go get one.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/07Wrangler.jpg

Fallon

07-14-2007, 09:55 AM

I've been craving one of these for almost 20 years, and I've talked myself out of it a million times.

I'm about to give in and say "fuck it" and go get one.

http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/prodimages/266642.jpg

Weird.

Hottub

07-14-2007, 09:59 AM

Fuck you Fallon! That was too funny!
(If I had been drinking a beverage at that moment...)

G, Go For It. We had a '96. Got over 150,000 out of it. Oil, tires and brakes. Not much else.
Oh yeah, I bought a new rag top for it. The zippers and rivets started failing on the old one.

Gvac

07-14-2007, 10:08 AM

G, Go For It. We had a '96. Got over 150,000 out of it. Oil, tires and brakes. Not much else.
Oh yeah, I bought a new rag top for it. The zippers and rivets started failing on the old one.

I've always given myself the same arguments, Tub - it's too small, it's not a comfortable ride, it's not good on gas, etc.

Fuck it.

I'm just trying to decide whether to go for a new one or an old one and make it a restoration project.

Hottub

07-14-2007, 10:21 AM

How about trying to find one coming off of a lease? (may be difficult, as once most people get one, they tend to keep it)
An '05 with less than 30K on it. Half the price of new, and still bulletproof.

I'll keep my eyes open.

Gvac

07-14-2007, 10:31 AM

Funny you should say that.

I saw an '04 yesterday with 35K on it. Needed some body work, but the interior was clean.

They were asking 17,000 but I wouldn't pay more than 14 or 15.

Hottub

07-14-2007, 10:43 AM

14 sounds like a good number if it needs body work. Was it auto or man?
Hardtop or soft?
4 or 6 cyl? (the 4 get's better mileage, but still has enough power. That's what we had.)

Gvac

07-14-2007, 10:51 AM

Auto trans inline 6, soft top with full doors.

I'd actually prefer a stick, but if I see a really good deal I won't pass up an automatic.

ThePointer

07-14-2007, 11:00 AM

Go get on GVAC as my AUTO dealer called it "The Kidney Krunsher " . they have a new model that is lionger and supposedly more stable. you can take the guitars out for a ride every now and then

Hottub

07-14-2007, 11:01 AM

Optimum Autos for a Jeep (http://optimumautos.com/autos_search_results.jsp?_make=Jeep&_model=Wrangler&_yrngs=2003&_yrnge=2006&_prngs=&_prnge=&_zip=07601&_rngzip=20&_isnw=false&p=t&)

Lumber

07-14-2007, 11:57 AM

Heroin.... but those days are long over.

sailor

07-14-2007, 12:01 PM

Gvac

07-14-2007, 12:05 PM

what of that talk of living the simple, non-flashy life?

Exactly why I might go get one.

A small vehicle...less room to put crap in.

Not a lot of creature comforts either. Just a simple little truck with exposed nuts, bolts, and rivets.

It's beautiful in its simplicity.

sailor

07-14-2007, 12:11 PM

Exactly why I might go get one.

A small vehicle...less room to put crap in.

Not a lot of creature comforts either. Just a simple little truck with exposed nuts, bolts, and rivets.

It's beautiful in its simplicity.

seems showy to me.

Gvac

07-14-2007, 12:22 PM

A Jeep Wrangler is "showy" to you?

You're a strange man indeed, Sailor.

sailor

07-14-2007, 01:38 PM

A Jeep Wrangler is "showy" to you?

You're a strange man indeed, Sailor.

it's very unique and look at me.

cougarjake13

07-14-2007, 07:02 PM

i get these kind of cravings for certain kinds of beer

FUNKMAN

07-14-2007, 08:48 PM

liverwurst sandwich with swiss cheese, a little mayo, raw onion, and some black pepper

on whole wheat

PapaBear

07-14-2007, 08:54 PM

liverwurst sandwich with swiss cheese, a little mayo, raw onion, and some black pepper

on whole wheat
Change the mayo to mustard, and I'll have sex with you.

FUNKMAN

07-14-2007, 09:23 PM

Change the mayo to mustard, and I'll have sex with you.

http://www.chefswarehouse.com/ImageData/big/GM305.jpg

:wink:

riverofpiss

07-15-2007, 11:20 AM

Heroin.... but those days are long over.

Opium for me, how I miss Vietnam.

Gvac

07-15-2007, 12:55 PM

I'd kick someone in the nuts for a calzone right about now.

I haven't had one in years.

Bossanova

07-15-2007, 06:25 PM

I have never wanted chocolate cake and fritos at the same time more now than ever

Devo37

07-15-2007, 06:51 PM

I'd kick someone in the nuts for a calzone right about now.

I haven't had one in years.

i had the calzone itch just last week. i hadn't had one in a while either.

what a disappointment!!! got a calzone from the local (otherwise really good) pizza joint. it was about the size of a catcher's mitt and was just a doughy, greasy, sloppy mess with only about a thimble full of sauce for dipping.

i want to kick someone in the nuts just thinking about it!