Dumb Things You Have Done While Under The Influence

[The Blowhard]

When I was a young moron in my young 20's, I was drinking in a local pub when a friend complained that she lost her change in a payphone. Being a drunken jackass, I literally pulled the phone out of the wall and walked around telling people "it's for you"!
It was hilarious at the time, but the bouncer called the cops and I ended up paying over 500 bucks to repair the phone, in addition to being banned from the establishment.
so be warned, young guzzlers, this adventure of "assholism" can happen to you! ;)

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[JerseyRich]

Ummm...I think her name was Brandy...

Jk.

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#833 seeeeyuh!

This message was edited by JerseyRich on 11-20-01 @ 7:04 PM

[adolescentmasturbator]

GVAC, comment ;)?

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[Sheeplovr]

oh chemical influence

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[IrishAlkey]

I slept with Greg.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Gvac]

Adolescentmasturbator, whatever could you mean??

And Alkey, don't use that "I was drunk" excuse on me! You wanted it and you know it!

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[Pootertoot]

There are pictures.

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[adolescentmasturbator]

What english looks like to gvac when drunk at 5 am.

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[Sunrisa]

go on the show..dammit!
you all should be tellling me!
one time i climbed from the 3rd story of a building and my friend had to catch me as i jumped form the the 2nd floor.


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[Circus Boy]

multiple things..email me for a list

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[TomPoo]

hmmm.... recently.... call cursed a guy out over the phone that is twice my size... now he is looking for revenge ;) (sorry again about that)

seriously though, I was wasted one time in college and about nine of us went to the dining hall.

As we enter we realize its "Lobster Night" (one night a semester they had this night and everyone went) so we start taking balloons down from the wall and tie them to some lobster and throw them up in the air so they float down on people.

we were all banned for one week from the D-HAll

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[Sheeplovr]

MY freind matt who used to do herion and 3 other people broke almost every window in my school and it was cool cause the the windows were broken

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