Better Value: Dating or Whore

[DarkHippie]

I haven't gotten laid in 8 months and 5 days. I don't make much money. Should I go on a bunch of dates and spend money on dinner and drinks and whatever else chicks like. Or should I rent a prostitute and spend money on a meth addict and pennicllin. Which is the better value?

[Fallon]

Get a nice girl from a nice family.

[Don Stugots]

hookers all the way.

[reillyluck]

you should go to JC Penney and get yourself a nice disco outfit and go to your local bar and leave with the drunkest woman there. It'll Happen. all local bar chicks dig JC Penney.

[Don Stugots]

you should go to JC Penney and get yourself a nice disco outfit and go to your local bar and leave with the drunkest woman there. It'll Happen. all local bar chicks dig JC Penney.

worked like a charm for Alec.

[reillyluck]

worked like a charm for Alec.

i cant wait to see what you will be wearing tonight, wrangler boy.

[TheGameHHH]

if you wanna just get fucked then i say go with the whore......but if u wanna "invest" in trying to start a relationship then go with trying to get the girl and spending money on her. in the end its not how much money you spend on her, she'll fuck you because she actually likes you. if all else fails go back to the chick you fucked 8 months and 5 days ago, see if she'll throw you a sympathy fuck

[Tenbatsuzen]

hookers all the way.

mod quote?

[Lumber]

Get a nice girl from a nice family.

Thats what I say...And if all else fails Wack your Wood.

[JPMNICK]

def a craigslist special. by the time you spend money on drinks, dinner, and some entertainment, you have broken even with getting a whore. and you have to hear less about her family and you are a def. for sex. it's really a no brainer.

[Don Stugots]

i cant wait to see what you will be wearing tonight, wrangler boy.

they are not Wranglers, they are Levi's. Smart ass.

[Friday]

def a craigslist special. by the time you spend money on drinks, dinner, and some entertainment, you have broken even with getting a whore. and you have to hear less about her family and you are a def. for sex. it's really a no brainer.

this sounds like advice from a man who speaks from experience.... and i agree fully.

go for it budday

[Hottub]

this sounds like advice from a man who speaks from experience.... and i agree fully.

go for it budday

That's why we are moving him from 10001000100 basement, to Ask the Oracle!

[JPMNICK]

I have actually never paid for sex in the sense of handing a woman cash. I have spent hundreds in a night on drinks and nice dinners. I have also never gone 8+ months with no sex, so I am sure if it had been that long for me, I would be looking for alternate methods that were 100%. that's the thing with a hooker, it is 100%.

[Ritalin]

Why not split the difference and go to the Oriental Health Spa for the table shower and massage. For a little extra..well, you know.

[IMSlacker]

I have actually never paid for sex in the sense of handing a woman cash. I have spent hundreds in a night on drinks and nice dinners. I have also never gone 8+ months with no sex, so I am sure if it had been that long for me, I would be looking for alternate methods that were 100%. that's the thing with a hooker, it is 100%.

Unless, of course, she's a cop.

[DarkHippie]

i cant wait to see what you will be wearing tonight, wrangler boy.

Wait, what's wrong with Wranglers? I have a pair and I love them

[IMSlacker]

Wait, what's wrong with Wranglers? I have a pair and I love them

Hmm. This might start to explain your current predicament.

[lleeder]

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[MellySmelly]

Just hang around bars at closing time, that way you don't have to pay for the drinks.

[Fallon]

Wait, what's wrong with Wranglers? I have a pair and I love them

Wanna sell one to Gvac (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61725)?

[MellySmelly]

Wranglers has a entirely different meaning down here in the Tampa area. :wink:
http://www.wranglersbar.com/

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ooooooh dreeeeeam weaver.....

[Tenbatsuzen]

Just hang around bars at closing time, that way you don't have to pay for the drinks.

Or abortion clinics, because easy chicks go there a lot.

[Bulldogcakes]

Originally Posted by JPMNICK
I have actually never paid for sex in the sense of handing a woman cash. I have spent hundreds in a night on drinks and nice dinners. I have also never gone 8+ months with no sex, so I am sure if it had been that long for me, I would be looking for alternate methods that were 100%. that's the thing with a hooker, it is 100%.


Unless, of course, she's a cop.

Then you're REALLY FUCKED!

[Bulldogcakes]

I haven't gotten laid in 8 months and 5 days. I don't make much money. Should I go on a bunch of dates and spend money on dinner and drinks and whatever else chicks like. Or should I rent a prostitute and spend money on a meth addict and pennicllin. Which is the better value?


Aren't you married?


BTW- I agree with JPMNICK totally, don't look at dating as a financial thing. You'll likely be a lousy date if you do. Just find someone you like who shows some interest in you and go out and have some fun together. That should be your goal, the sex part will just happen. Plus, spending alot of money right away is a bad move anyway, I think. A cup of coffee and a walk in the park is a much easier way to get to know someone with less pressure and expectations.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go. The escort service just showed up.

[StupidGirlllll]

I had sex for the first time in a 1 1/2 yrs last week.. I am not ugly or fat I was just in a rutt..I did leave the house in awhile & my friend set me up we wnet out & there you go...Try that. Ask a friend for a set up.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I had sex for the first time in a 1 1/2 yrs last week.. I am not ugly or fat I was just in a rutt..I did leave the house in awhile & my friend set me up we wnet out & there you go...Try that. Ask a friend for a set up.

You F on the first date? NICE!

[Bulldogcakes]

You F on the first date? NICE!

It was her birthday. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1392656#post1392656)

[cougarjake13]

i'd say def go for the hooker if you're just looking to get laid

[drjoek]

A whore will guarantee sex Dating could go on for another 8 months and 5 days to get laid You'd habe to decide if your willing to wait the time it takes to make it happen. Its like winning the lotto Do you take the lump sum now or the twenty years of payment

[cheese]

The cheapest solution is a prostitute.
Dating costs a lot more.
Marriage costs way, way more.
Most expensive of all is a divorce.

So yeah, go with a whore, especially if your only goal is to get laid.

[A.J.]

Jerk off. Save yourself the money and enjoy the peace and quiet.

[DarkHippie]

My theory is: when you dont have sex for a while, your confidence falls. when your confidence falls, you are less likely to get dates. when you dont date, you dont get laid, and so on. hiring a whore breaks the cycle.

My last relationship lasted two years and ended rather painfully. I'm not in the position right now where i want to date anyone.

I guess i want to know if renting a whore makes me a creepy guy

[StupidGirlllll]

You F on the first date? NICE!


Not ever, but since it was such a long time & he came recommended & we had a really great time I was like go for it what the f.. Now its been like a few weeks & we see each other like almost every other day. I am not in a situation that I want to be in a relationship at this time so this works great for me.

[Hottub]

I had sex for the first time in a 1 1/2 yrs last week.. I am not ugly or fat I was just in a rutt..I did leave the house in awhile & my friend set me up we wnet out & there you go...Try that. Ask a friend for a set up.


this post is useless without pictures.

[StupidGirlllll]

this post is useless without pictures.

Are you trying to say I am lying?

[led37zep]

If anything you should go huntin'
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/garretta/cougarhunter.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

Do what I did.
Wait for your now married ex-girlfriend to call you up out of the blue, after not hearing from her in over three years, and proceed to have an affair with her.

edit:
Maybe you'll even get as lucky as me, and she'll drunkenly tell you she wants to have a baby with you.
































Where did it all go wrong????:flush:

[DarkHippie]

Do what I did.
Wait for your now married ex-girlfriend to call you up out of the blue, after not hearing from her in over three years, and proceed to have an affair with her.

edit:
Maybe you'll even get as lucky as me, and she'll drunkenly tell you she wants to have a baby with you.

Where did it all go wrong????:flush:

Well, one of my exes has a husband who's in Iraq, but thats not very patriotic. Besides, last time i fucked her my dick was burning for weeks. I had to get the big needle

[Bossanova]

The very fact that you said 8 months and 5 days is reason enough to get a whore and end the drought. Counting down is the worst sign of needing sex. I'm sure thats what you want to base you next relationship on.

[ChimneyFish]

Well, one of my exes has a husband who's in Iraq, but thats not very patriotic. Besides, last time i fucked her my dick was burning for weeks. I had to get the big needle

:laugh: Maybe my situation isn't as bad as I thought.




And no, you can't fuck a soldier's wife.
It's just plain wrong, no matter how hot the woman is.

[DarkHippie]

Its not worth it.

[IamPixie]

Its not worth it.

you went through with it?

[DarkHippie]

you went through with it?

Yeah. I've been very stressed out at work and finally broke down and did it. It was ok, the girl was nice and friendly and clean and all that, but I realized that i get nothing out of sex unless there's some sort of affection there. It was like masturbating.

Next time I'm stressed out I'm just gonna go to a massusse. No happy ending.

[Bulldogcakes]

Yeah. I've been very stressed out at work and finally broke down and did it. It was ok, the girl was nice and friendly and clean and all that, but I realized that i get nothing out of sex unless there's some sort of affection there. It was like masturbating.

Next time I'm stressed out I'm just gonna go to a massusse. No happy ending.

If you want to have sex with someone who really doesn't want to be there, why don't you just get married and wait a few years?

[ryno1974]

It's definitely worth it to grab a hooker. For 20 bucks you can get a nice blow job and swallow - no fuss, no muss. Pick her up, fuck her face, dump her off again.

Just make sure she doesn't leave any of her shit behind in your car so your wife wont find it. Difficult to explain how a crack pipe or a condom ended up in your minivan.