Whats your policy on line cutters?

[lleeder]

Today I was at the store and got on a line to check out. The order of the line was a black woman with alot of stuff, asian man with two large items and me with three identical small items. A man walks up with one item and asks if he can jump in front of the woman. She says yes and all hell breaks loose. Tha asian man is very angered and says the man needs permission from all of us to cut. The woman and him have a little back and forth. After she leaves I find out that the asian man asked the cashier earlier to hold his place in line while he went to the bathroom and that the cashier just ignored him.He kept shouting at the cashier "You could have said yes or no, you just ignored me". I kinda was pissed that the one item guy cut us but didn't like the asian guy so I let him fight alone. As I was leaving the store I could see him talking to the manager trying to get the cashier in trouble as he asked "Whats your policy on line cutters''?

[BoondockSaint]

Depends on the cutter. Ugly guy? Hell yeah, get him out of my sight. Hot chick? Hell no, I'm gonna eyeball you long time, baby.

[lleeder]

Depends on the cutter. Ugly guy? Hell yeah, get him out of my sight. Hot chick? Hell no, I'm gonna eyeball you long time, baby.

So if its a hot guy or an ugly girl its a toss up?

[BoondockSaint]

So if its a hot guy or an ugly girl its a toss up?

They get punched in the mouf.

[outlawfrank]

I can understand where the Asian guy is coming from in regards to cutting in line. The guy with only one item is moving ahead of all of you. His anger towards the cashier, what do you expect from someone who may not have much pasion for their job. Also the cashier may have a horribly unlucky day and didn't feel like helping someone out. Me personally I could care less, if I only had one item and someone had ten and asked me if they could move ahead. Go ahead, your'e probably in a bigger hurry than me. No sweat off my back. I will not let these little things effect my day.

[Judge Smails]

Why did we need to know their ethnicity?

[lleeder]

Why did we need to know their ethnicity?

Race War

[Hottub]

I will always volunteer "cutsies" for the lady with just a gallon of milk, or the stoner with a bag of Cheeto's. But don't dare give me that shit, "I'm in a hurry, can I please check out these 85 items before you do?"
Don't EVER assume your time is more valuable than mine. If you try the non chalant "whoops, I didn't see you there" move, I will definitely speak my piece.
If you refuse to move after that, I will stand there and stew in my rage. Then you get a boot to the cunt in the parking lot!

[prothunderball]

I have no policy on line cutters, but I guess maybe I should. I put some thought into it and get back to you.

[topless_mike]

need an opinion on line cutters?
try going to six flags in jersey on a saturday afternoon.

[Friday]

No FRONTSIES!!!

You can have Backsies, though.

[Hottub]

No FRONTSIES!!!

You can have Backsies, though.


:wub:

[StupidGirlllll]

I was putting my items on the belt in shoprite one morning & this guy just went right in frot of me..no questions asked he just thought o well she has lots of stuff I can just go in front of her. Then after he cut me & didn't ask some Polish guy cut me too. the cashier & I just laughed I thought it was funny. It will never happen to me again tho I will tell you that much.

[Fat_Sunny]

Whats your policy on line cutters?

F_S First Read This Thread Title As Referring To Those Gals That Slice Themselves Up And Then Post Pictures Online.

Then He Assumed It Was About People Who Cut Lines Of You-Know-What.

Should The Thread Title Have Been: What's Your Policy On Cut-In-Liners?

You New Yorkers With Your "On Line" When It Should Be "In Line". It Makes These Thread Titles So Confusing!

[Reephdweller]

No FRONTSIES!!!

You can have Backsies, though.


Hottest post of the week!

[prothunderball]

I've always found a razor blade works better than a credit card.

[Bulldogcakes]

Shop online whenever possible.

[sailor]

my favorite is going into duane reade. their policy is separate lines for each register. they're pretty up-front aboot it. still people will make one long line all the time. i'll just go up to the cashier with no line and people flip out. i point out that there is a separate line for each register. people flip out more. "well, WE were all waiting on one line" then, i turn to the cashier and ask what the policy is. "separate lines for each cashier" i love pissing people off when i'm in the right. yes, i'm a dick.

[mdr55]

I was in court and my client was in line to sign for his fine at the window. This lawyer asks the other people in line if he could ask the clerk a quick question and they replied to him "there's a line". With that, the lawyer left. Ha!

[cougarjake13]

i used to be pissed off if someone cut the line

but now most of the places i go have self checkouts and there isnt much line cutting there

[BoondockSaint]

What's worse: A habitual line cutter or a habitual line stepper?

[sailor]

What's worse: A habitual line cutter or a habitual line stepper?

line dancer

[Reephdweller]

Hank: "'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?"

Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?"

Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."

[lleeder]

my favorite is going into duane reade. their policy is separate lines for each register. they're pretty up-front aboot it. still people will make one long line all the time. i'll just go up to the cashier with no line and people flip out. i point out that there is a separate line for each register. people flip out more. "well, WE were all waiting on one line" then, i turn to the cashier and ask what the policy is. "separate lines for each cashier" i love pissing people off when i'm in the right. yes, i'm a dick.

Yeah but you also put mustard on BLT's so your poilcies can't be applied to the general public.

[sailor]

Yeah but you also put mustard on BLT's so your poilcies can't be applied to the general public.

it's the best.

[Fallon]

What's worse: A habitual line cutter or a habitual line stepper?

http://www.msprotege.com/members/peepsalot/rick_james_couch.gif

[Crispy123]

Why did we need to know their ethnicity?

I'll never let an Asian cut......or a midget.

[tele7]

my favorite is going into duane reade. their policy is separate lines for each register. they're pretty up-front aboot it. still people will make one long line all the time. i'll just go up to the cashier with no line and people flip out. i point out that there is a separate line for each register. people flip out more. "well, WE were all waiting on one line" then, i turn to the cashier and ask what the policy is. "separate lines for each cashier" i love pissing people off when i'm in the right. yes, i'm a dick.

Just get in the line with the Asian cashier.

[Yerdaddy]

I will always volunteer "cutsies" for the lady with just a gallon of milk, or the stoner with a bag of Cheeto's. But don't dare give me that shit, "I'm in a hurry, can I please check out these 85 items before you do?"
Don't EVER assume your time is more valuable than mine. If you try the non chalant "whoops, I didn't see you there" move, I will definitely speak my piece.
If you refuse to move after that, I will stand there and stew in my rage. Then you get a boot to the cunt in the parking lot!

Boot to the cunt!
You will do what I say, when I say,
Boot to the cunt!
You will die when I say, you must die,
Boot to the cunt!
You coward,
You servant,
You linecutter!

[dereckfishboy]

I say if you're so uptight in a line, order all your shit of the internet..... life is annoying, go home and take it out on your family like God intended.......

[PapaBear]

I can't remember the last time I saw someone cut in line. The only problems I've seen are at the convenience store. Sometimes the group decides to have one line that splits for two registers. The cashiers pick up on it and say, "May I help the next person in line?". It works fine until one guy come in and doesn't realise it's one line for two registers, and goes to the register that he thinks doesn't have a line.

It's not usually a problem, but I saw a big bad redneck do it once, and some hot goth chick told him (in a polite manor) that it was one line. He told her to fuck off, and they both went ballistic on each other. It was really cool. Some people wanted to step in and tell the redneck to shut up, but the goth was tearing into him so bad, we didn't want it to stop.

I love it when tiny little hot chicks scream at giant rednecks!

[midwestjeff]

I can't remember the last time I saw someone cut in line. The only problems I've seen are at the convenience store. Sometimes the group decides to have one line that splits for two registers. The cashiers pick up on it and say, "May I help the next person in line?". It works fine until one guy come in and doesn't realise it's one line for two registers, and goes to the register that he thinks doesn't have a line.

It's not usually a problem, but I saw a big bad redneck do it once, and some hot goth chick told him (in a polite manor) that it was one line. He told her to fuck off, and they both went ballistic on each other. It was really cool. Some people wanted to step in and tell the redneck to shut up, but the goth was tearing into him so bad, we didn't want it to stop.

I love it when tiny little hot chicks scream at giant rednecks!


little goth chics rule. I just came. Guess i won't have to check in on the Jay Mohr porn theard at FBA tonight. thanks for the hotness papa. no homo.

[Recyclerz]

Whats your policy on line cutters?

Taser.
Unless it is one of the aforementioned hot chicks.
Then it's ether. :wink:

[cupcakelove]

I hate people that cut in line! If you have a friend or someone you know, then ok, I can see you slipping in next to them, but people that just think they can squeeze in drive me nuts. I was in Union Station last Thursday taking the train to NY. It was the start of rush hour, so the line for the train was long, and formed early. I got there before it got insanely long. After about 15 minutes of standing there, some guy just walks up with his suitcase and plops it down in front of me. I give him a real dirty look while I'm trying to figure out if he's with the lady in front of me. Just as I realize he isn't, he says to me 'I was here before, I just ran over there to get a drink'. This was the end of the line when I got here, and you were no where to be seen, I told him! He picked up his stuff and ran to the back of the line. I couldn't believe it!

[topless_mike]

one thing i learned from living in jersey is that people from ny dont wait in or online.
i have a friend in the city that just cuts in line when we go out. (its kinda embarrasing)

[Jujubees2]

This old lady didn't cut the line but I guess she was taking too much time so the guy ran her over... with his shopping cart!

http://www.lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070719/NEWS01/707190440

[Yerdaddy]

Somebody remind me again - what's a line?

[PapaBear]

Somebody remind me again - what's a line?
The freaks you hang out with, probably call it a que.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I had some foreign fuck TRY to cut Wifey and I at a ride at MGM Studios in Disney. The Foreign lil Fucker had to be 8 or 9. He tried to cut us and save a spot for his parents, I told him to get the fuck to the back of the line relized he was foreign

I waited for his skinny euro trash parents to meet up, told them off , started mocking them and yelling at them in a mock foreign language. They walked away in disguist, while wifey was hiding due to embarassment. the fellow line members were laffing and cheered me on.

:king:

[babybagadonuts]

i used to love line cutters but like Mr. B, i have given that lifestyle up a long time ago

[Yerdaddy]

The freaks you hang out with, probably call it a que.

Ah yeah! I remember those. Still haven't seen one since last time I saw a bath. What are they like?

[PapaBear]

Ah yeah! I remember those. Still haven't seen one since last time I saw a bath. What are they like?
Baths are the opposite of what RF.net women are like since Gvac left.... wet.

[StupidGirlllll]

I had some foreign fuck TRY to cut Wifey and I at a ride at MGM Studios in Disney. The Foreign lil Fucker had to be 8 or 9. He tried to cut us and save a spot for his parents, I told him to get the fuck to the back of the line relized he was foreign

I waited for his skinny euro trash parents to meet up, told them off , started mocking them and yelling at them in a mock foreign language. They walked away in disguist, while wifey was hiding due to embarassment. the fellow line members were laffing and cheered me on.

:king:


Wow i am surprised Mickey did not throw you out of the park.

[lleeder]

Wow i am surprised Mikey did not throw you out of the park.

He's not an Admin there.

[mikeyboy]

He's not an Admin there.

Baby steps...

[Tenbatsuzen]

If I ever have to cut a line, I will bribe the two people in the space I want to cut. The person I'm cutting in front of, and either the person in back of him or the person in front of him. It's diplomatic and also creates an awesome peer pressure situation - if they are strangers, the one person will get pissed if the other doesn't take the cash, and negating the deal.

[SatCam]

I can't remember the last time I saw someone cut in line. The only problems I've seen are at the convenience store. Sometimes the group decides to have one line that splits for two registers. The cashiers pick up on it and say, "May I help the next person in line?". It works fine until one guy come in and doesn't realise it's one line for two registers, and goes to the register that he thinks doesn't have a line.

It's not usually a problem, but I saw a big bad redneck do it once, and some hot goth chick told him (in a polite manor) that it was one line. He told her to fuck off, and they both went ballistic on each other. It was really cool. Some people wanted to step in and tell the redneck to shut up, but the goth was tearing into him so bad, we didn't want it to stop.

I love it when tiny little hot chicks scream at giant rednecks!

I bet the goth chick knew all about cutting

[EddieMoscone]

Not only do I not allow cutters, period, I make a big deal when 1 person who is on line is all of a sudden joined by 3-4 other people right before he/she get in (for things like movies, rides, store, whatever). If you can't invest the time to stand in line just like anyone else, you don't deserve to get in.



He doesn't like to fly?! What the fuck does that mean? Listen to me, Jack! You gotta be back here in less than two and a half fuckin' days. A half million dollars of my money! What the fuck is goin' on there?