I don't care if it's a movie, this is SCARY!

[scottinnj]

Tom Cruise.....in uniform? Am I essential to the war effort?http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/TomCruise.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

It's a movie about the failed assassination attempt on Hitler when a German war hero from the Eastern Front (he had lost an eye and at least one limb, hence the eyepatch on Cruise) attempted to put a briefcase bomb near Hitler during a staff meeting. Unfortunately, someone moved the bomb behind one of the heavy oak table's thick legs and he escaped with relatively minor injuries. The officers who planned this had a whole coup set up once Hitler was kaput...I could be wrong, but I think Rommel was ultimately caught up in the frenzy of arrests after the plan failed and that's why he ultimately was given the "choice" of suicide.

Cruise is a spazzy douche, but I'm damn interested to see this flick.

[PapaBear]

I could be wrong, but I think Rommel was ultimately caught up in the frenzy of arrests after the plan failed and that's why he ultimately was given the "choice" of suicide.

Cruise is a spazzy douche, but I'm damn interested to see this flick.
You're not mistaken. He knew it was going to happen, and was quite surprised when Hitler survived. There have been a few really good documentaries on it on the History Channel. I think a big budget movie about this has some good potential.

[Doctor Z]

Wait, so Tom Cruise didn't wear a uniform in Top Gun and Born On The 4th Of July?

[Fat_Sunny]

You're not mistaken. He knew it was going to happen, and was quite surprised when Hitler survived. There have been a few really good documentaries on it on the History Channel. I think a big budget movie about this has some good potential.

Yeah, F_S Saw A Documentary On This Too. If He Remembers Right, Hitler Had One Of The Perps Strung Up By His Testicles Until He Died.

With The German Government Making Such A Big Deal Out Of This, And F_S Hating The Germans So Much, This Will Be The First Movie He'll Go To See Since King Kong.

[PapaBear]

This Will Be The First Movie F_S Will Go To See Since King Kong.
Why do I get the feeling you're talking about the Fay Wray one?

[mikeyboy]

Why do I get the feeling you're talking about the Fay Wray one?

C'mon, at least give him the Jessica Lange/Jeff Bridges one.

[PapaBear]

C'mon, at least give him the Jessica Lange/Jeff Bridges one.
Not old enough. I saw that one in the theatre. It's how I fell in love with Lange.









How long before someone quotes this and changes Lange to Bridges?

[Fat_Sunny]

Very Funny, Boys. Not! F_S Was Born A Full 18 Years After The Original King Kong. But It Is Still His Favorite. He Did Not Like The 70's One, And He Wanted To Love The Jackson Version (Which Is The Last Movie He Was Referring To), And He Did Love Parts Of It, But He Found It Highly Disturbing. He Has Some Theories Why It Was Disturbing, But It Is Three Years To Late To Discuss This Movie.

[Judge Smails]

C'mon, at least give him the Jessica Lange/Jeff Bridges one.

Not old enough. I saw that one in the theatre. It's how I fell in love with Bridges.



Fabulous!!!


Didn't want to let you down.

[tele7]

Fabulous!!!


Didn't want to let you down.

Back up again

http://www.lumiere.net.nz/reader/media/images/img_kingkong2.jpg

[PapaBear]

Back up again

http://www.lumiere.net.nz/reader/media/images/img_kingkong2.jpg

First base=Frenching

Second base=fingering

Third base=fellatio

[ChrisTheCop]

Not old enough. I saw that one in the theatre. It's how I fell in love with Lange.

awwwww.....
http://cinevegasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ld9e4205_1.jpg

[tele7]

First base=Frenching

Second base=fingering

Third base=fellatio

That's a finger? I forgot the NSFW warning. Whew!!

[JesterOfSadness]

Yeah, F_S Saw A Documentary On This Too. If He Remembers Right, Hitler Had One Of The Perps Strung Up By His Testicles Until He Died.

With The German Government Making Such A Big Deal Out Of This, And F_S Hating The Germans So Much, This Will Be The First Movie He'll Go To See Since King Kong.

Hating the Germans so much? How so? Did they piss in your mouth or something?

I think the German gov't was making a huge deal over this was morely having Cruise play a German character, but IRL he's a scientologist. I recall them being very against that "religion"
and doing what they can to remove it from their country, of course Scientology fighting back to keep it there. Then again I can be wrong on some things, but shit Tom Cruise hasn't really been good since The Last Samurai.

Edit: I'm a huge WWII history fan, but I might only catch this once it's out on DVD or InDemand.

[Fat_Sunny]

Hating the Germans so much? How so? Did they piss in your mouth or something?

I think the German gov't was making a huge deal over this was morely having Cruise play a German character, but IRL he's a scientologist. I recall them being very against that "religion"
and doing what they can to remove it from their country, of course Scientology fighting back to keep it there. Then again I can be wrong on some things, but shit Tom Cruise hasn't really been good since The Last Samurai.

Edit: I'm a huge WWII history fan, but I might only catch this once it's out on DVD or InDemand.

F_S Goes To Germany Once A Month For Business. He Is A Very Open Minded Person And Tries To Love Everybody. He Hates To Generalize, And Thank God It Is Not Racist (Since The Germans Are Whiter Than White), But Please Trust F_S When He Tells You That, As A People, The Germans Are Just Horrible, And They Are Less Than 1/2 A Step Removed From 1939, And That With Just The Right Combination Of Factors They Will Snap Back To Their Past In An Instant, And Be Gassing And Incinerating Any Non-Aryan Thing That Moves.

They Are Horrible, Horrible People.

And Remember, This Is Being Said By A Very Open-Minded Person Who Tries To Love Everyone.

[tele7]

F_S Goes To Germany Once A Month For Business. He Is A Very Open Minded Person And Tries To Love Everybody. He Hates To Generalize, And Thank God It Is Not Racist (Since The Germans Are Whiter Than White), But Please Trust F_S When He Tells You That, As A People, The Germans Are Just Horrible, And They Are Less Than 1/2 A Step Removed From 1939, And That With Just The Right Combination Of Factors They Will Snap Back To Their Past In An Instant, And Be Gassing And Incinerating Any Non-Aryan Thing That Moves.

They Are Horrible, Horrible People.

And Remember, This Is Being Said By A Very Open-Minded Person Who Tries To Love Everyone.

Holy crap! :lol:

[cupcakelove]

Is that for real? The whole German with an eye patch look is so cheesy.

[Midkiff]

And Remember, This Is Being Said By A Very Open-Minded Person Who Tries To Love Everyone.

No way. That's the opposite of republican.

[cougarjake13]

Is that for real? The whole German with an eye patch look is so cheesy.

he looks even gayer than normal

[TheMojoPin]

Is that for real? The whole German with an eye patch look is so cheesy.

He's playing a real person who was a German officer who was seriously wounded on the Russian front and lost an eye and did indeed wear a patch.

[sailor]

Yeah, F_S Saw A Documentary On This Too. If He Remembers Right, Hitler Had One Of The Perps Strung Up By His Testicles Until He Died.

With The German Government Making Such A Big Deal Out Of This, And F_S Hating The Germans So Much, This Will Be The First Movie He'll Go To See Since King Kong.

are you going to have a "Please Help F_S Expand His Movie Horizons (Serious)" thread?

ok, go see se7en, the usual suspects, the matrix, léon (the professional), fight club, american beauty and memento. not in any particular order.

[Ritalin]

Very Funny, Boys. Not! F_S Was Born A Full 18 Years After The Original King Kong. But It Is Still His Favorite. He Did Not Like The 70's One, And He Wanted To Love The Jackson Version (Which Is The Last Movie He Was Referring To), And He Did Love Parts Of It, But He Found It Highly Disturbing. He Has Some Theories Why It Was Disturbing, But It Is Three Years To Late To Discuss This Movie.

According to IMDB, original King Kong released in 1933. Plus 18 years. F_S born in 1951. It's 2007....so....carry the one....uh huh....and then that.....

Fat_Sunny is 73 years old.

There. Now we know.

[Ritalin]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/TomCruise.jpg

See, I'm not gay. I'm a Nazi. A Nazi, I tell you.

(where's my new boytoy I mean best friend Beckham?)

[StupidGirlllll]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/113

This was the best movie in regards to Germany ever.. Come on now he played in an oven when he was a little boy.

[StupidGirlllll]

http://http://images.google.com/url?q=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/113

This was the best movie in regards to Germany ever.. Come on now he played in an oven when he was a little boy.

I was trying to put up Hedwig & the angry Inch, but no pics will come up.

[LiddyRules]

He Has Some Theories Why It Was Disturbing, But It Is Three Years To Late To Discuss This Movie. It's never too late to bitch about a movie.

I'm curious about this film and I have nothing against Tom Cruise even though he's one of those *music stop/gasp* scientologists.

[Yerdaddy]

He's playing a real person who was a German officer who was seriously wounded on the Russian front and lost an eye and did indeed wear a patch.

Except that that picture was taken before production on the film began and John Travolta was cropped out of it wearing a Mousselini outfit and a splint on his cock. Scientology is even weirder than we thought.

[TheMojoPin]

Except that that picture was taken before production on the film began and John Travolta was cropped out of it wearing a Mousselini outfit and a splint on his cock. Scientology is even sexier than we thought.

Fixed.

And "Mousselini" sounds delicious.

[Yerdaddy]

F_S Goes To Germany Once A Month For Business. He Is A Very Open Minded Person And Tries To Love Everybody. He Hates To Generalize, And Thank God It Is Not Racist (Since The Germans Are Whiter Than White), But Please Trust F_S When He Tells You That, As A People, The Germans Are Just Horrible, And They Are Less Than 1/2 A Step Removed From 1939, And That With Just The Right Combination Of Factors They Will Snap Back To Their Past In An Instant, And Be Gassing And Incinerating Any Non-Aryan Thing That Moves.

They Are Horrible, Horrible People.

And Remember, This Is Being Said By A Very Open-Minded Person Who Tries To Love Everyone.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2214/blazingsaddles207hg9.jpg

[MadMatt]

are you going to have a "Please Help F_S Expand His Movie Horizons (Serious)" thread?

ok, go see se7en, the usual suspects, the matrix, léon (the professional), fight club, american beauty and memento. not in any particular order.

Wait, see Memento first. No, last. Damn it I'm confused...

[riverofpiss]

Sounds like an interesting storyline for a movie, anything about Nazi history is interesting to me.

[Yerdaddy]

Sounds like an interesting storyline for a movie, anything about Nazi history is interesting to me.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5255/fittsei9.jpg

[El Mudo]

He's playing a real person who was a German officer who was seriously wounded on the Russian front and lost an eye and did indeed wear a patch.



Claus Von Stauffenberg


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Stauffenberg-signature-head.jpg/200px-Stauffenberg-signature-head.jpg

[sailor]

Wait, see Memento first. No, last. Damn it I'm confused...

haha. didn't realize i wrote "not in any particular order." directly after memento. totally unintended.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5255/fittsei9.jpg

2nd unrelated reference to this flick in this thread. quite odd.

[DolaMight]

Tom Cruise.....in uniform? Am I essential to the war effort?http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/TomCruise.jpg


I thought this was from a new DVD directors cut of Days of Thunder. I was confused then I read the thread and I'm not anymore.

[TheMojoPin]

Claus Von Stauffenberg


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Stauffenberg-signature-head.jpg/200px-Stauffenberg-signature-head.jpg

Heh, obviously the "before" picture.

[El Mudo]

Couldn't find any pictures of him with the patch

[SatCam]

Couldn't find any pictures of him with the patch

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/TomCruise.jpg

[scottinnj]

No way. That's the opposite of republican.

Now that's funny.