does anyone know of a cult that i could join?

[eggers]

uh, hi, i'm looking to join a cult. my name is eggers; i'm one of the nine best message board posters in the world.

it could be a good cult or a bad cult and it doesn't really matter if it's a good cult or a bad cult; it just got to be a cult (it would also be good if the word "cult" were in the name of the cult as i would need not do research to find out if this was a real cult - good or bad - or a make believe cult).

i'm gullible; easy to convince; dedicated; witty; evil; and a good message board poster (so if the cult needs to get out some sort of message on the web i could do it). i want to join a cult for the sake of joining a cult as i think that joining cults will be a hip thing to do in the coming years; and i want to stay ahead of the hip - so i must join a cult now!

i saw the 90210 episode where kelly joined the cult; and the simpsons episode where homer joined a pseudo cult; and i've researched other types of cults - waco, montana, staten island. and i think that i know enough about cults that i can easily join a cult.

here's my number: 718-555-1212 (yes, that's my real number), if you belong to a cult that i can join or can help me out in any other way with this goal im trying to accomplish because i'm an idiot or something - please call. call now!:)

eggers

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[The Belcher]

May I suggest Al Quaeda? You better hurry up though.... They get to be evil, they never ever shower, they blow up stuff, keep their women from tweezing their chin-hairs, and best of all:
They get to wear fancy headwear made from toilet paper and the assholes of goats and other farm animals. They also get the best heroin because they make it themselves! I understand that they're getting a lot of news coverage these days, so you'll be popular in the neighborhood when you tell people that you're a proud member of Al Quaeda. They'll probably give you gifts and things like rocks and gunshots. You may even get your picture in the paper, too! Gotta go now, I haveta poop.

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[IkeaBoy]

catholicism

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[TomPoo]

The Olsen twins have a nice cult going... I am a registered member, join up!!!

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[Gvac]

I suggest the "Blue Oyster Cult"; they are always looking for another cow bell player.

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[Sheeplovr]

You can be a skipist like me
its called skippyism and you just be your self dont be mean to people and try not to kill stuff that has blood

or you can be a sientallogists cause you get to hang out with tom cruse and jhon travolta

Did u know they own and run the cult crises hotline or somthing like that so they get you in there cult so then u get others in and then u become a slave



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[eggers]

what i learned on ronfez.net:

ikeaboy has the greek litter pi tatooed (how the f do u spell tatooed?) somewhere on his body.:)

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[RF Godfather]

How about the legion of Backstreet and NSYNC fans? They are cultish I think.

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[reeshy]

not worth a reply

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[nickeye]

Cult of Personality.

But only if you're really charming.

[CYYYFYYY]

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[JustJon]

Heaven's Gate. Join the mothership!

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[Se7en]

Any one that involves ritual suicide.

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[reeshy]

Yea, Heaven's Gate is good, But first, you have to cut your junk off-here's a knife!

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[eggers]

this "heaven's gate" cult seems popular amongst posters here and many of my friends have also suggested that i join it... some said that it was a cool club for cool people like me.

i'll due my due dillegence on this heaven's gate cult and will make my decision promptly!

:)

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[adolescentmasturbator]

If you are joining Heaven's Gate you will have to wear sneakers for the spaceship.

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[RF Godfather]

to expound on adolescentmasutrbator futher, you will need to gain access to black sneakers preferably SNIKEYS and drink that awful killer cool aid which they actually posted the exact recipe for the concoction in the newspaper... ODD!

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-24-01 @ 6:08 AM

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and drink lots of kool-aid.

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