when i was 12, i asked a cop if it's true they eat dougnuts!

[eggers]

this was at an autograph signing for dave magadan at the met's clubhouse store in astoria. there were many cop's there. i was still a virgin as i had yet to kiss a girl. i'm pretty sure that it was dave magadan. it could have been tim teufel; no, it was magadan. is he still playing? i think that he is although i'm not certain. so that's how i met met's first baseman dave magadan!:)

- eggers

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[TomPoo]

so... did they say yes or no???

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[iscream22]

im 14 right now, and in the beautiful Kings street in DC (where i live) i saw a cop drive as fast as hell and stop at a street and he was munchin on a doughnut. I was laughin my ass off for about 10 minutes.

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[Sheeplovr]

i dont get it

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[Garfield]

They are always at the DnD whats up with that...and what pisses me off the most is that some of these Donut eatin cops are SO RIPPED! I eat one donut and my waistline grows two inches.

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[Swift Boat Vet]

<p>Oops I did it again.&nbsp; Another oldie but goodie.</p><p>A childhood friend of mine is a cop in NYC now.&nbsp; She's got the best stories.&nbsp; Some stories involve her pretending to be a hooker.&nbsp; Alot of other stories involve coffee or just coming out of a doughnut shop.&nbsp; We give her crap about it and she says, &quot;Give me a break.&nbsp; I work nights and doughnut shops are open 24 hours.&nbsp; Where do you want me to hang out?&nbsp; Blimpies?&quot;</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Where do you want me to hang out?&nbsp; Blimpies?&quot;</p><p>A gun in one hand and&nbsp;a Blimpie Best with Mayo, Oil and Vinegar, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Sweet peppers, Salt, Pepper and Oregano in the other?&nbsp; What a woman!</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>when i was 15 a cop slapped me across the face...</p><p>not saying i didn't deserve it... i just didn't like the white powdered sugar marks he left behind</p><p>actually i did get slapped though</p>

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[PapaBear]

I was in a situation about 10 years ago, when the cops showed up at my place for a noise complaint. My chick roomate asked a fat cop about the whole donut thing.&nbsp; This cop, with Dunlap disease, said &quot;we don't do that anymore&quot;. Though we weren't convinced by his answer, we still told her to shut the hell up, when it comes to dealing with cops. Thank God she was hot. Otherwise, we would have probably been searched for the pot that most of us had.

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[Duke]

<p>magaden retired in 2001 as a Padres</p><p>here are his stats <a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/m/magadda01.shtml">http://www.baseball-reference.com/m/magadda01.shtml</a></p>

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[DarkHippie]

Damn, I thought eggers was back.

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