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King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 11:13 AM
and I am a Postaholic

I drink too much Postahol

:king:

Don Stugots
07-25-2007, 11:14 AM
i dont know what you are talking about.

Landblast
07-25-2007, 11:17 AM
and I am a Postaholic


it's just you, in a room, by yourself, and transcripts of your posts.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 11:19 AM
it's just you, in a room, by yourself, and transcripts of your posts.

I sleep in a Blanket made up of Post Transcripts

:king:

Kevin
07-25-2007, 11:19 AM
i dont know what you are talking about.

Me either.. I thought it was going to say..

My Name is King Hippos Bandaid And i am a jinx to any team i acknowledge.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 11:21 AM
Me either.. I thought it was going to say..

My Name is King Hippos Bandaid And i am a jinx to any team i acknowledge.


I am also a Jinx, I can have an intervention about posting about my favorite teams

see I just posted again, i have a serious problem

:king:

drjoek
07-25-2007, 11:29 AM
Hi King

The first step is to acknowledge that you have a problem

Furtherman
07-25-2007, 11:30 AM
Ok... just one more post and then I'm done.


Just one more.


Just one.... it won't hurt... and then I'll go to bed.




Just one more.

JesterOfSadness
07-25-2007, 11:30 AM
and I am a Postaholic

I drink too much Postahol

:king:

Awesome, congratulations.

Don Stugots
07-25-2007, 11:33 AM
Ok... just one more post and then I'm done.


Just one more.


Just one.... it won't hurt... and then I'll go to bed.




Just one more.

did i post this under your login?

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 11:33 AM
Ok... just one more post and then I'm done.


Just one more.


Just one.... it won't hurt... and then I'll go to bed.




Just one more.

its so much fun posting, then you leave work 30 minutes late because you are in a fun ask the next person rant with Week Clints and Reilly .....

then its 3am You give it another post , now you only get 4 hours of sleep

I was in Disney and i am posting on my phone while the rest of the people were experience magic

damn you Postahol

:king:

Furtherman
07-25-2007, 11:38 AM
did i post this under your login?

You're in my head AND my account!??!!? AHHHHHH!!!!!!

drjoek
07-25-2007, 11:38 AM
The 12 Suggested Steps of Postoholics Anonymous
We admitted we were powerless over Post--that our lives had become unmanageable.

Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to Postoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 11:46 AM
The 12 Suggested Steps of Postoholics Anonymous
We admitted we were powerless over Post--that our lives had become unmanageable.

Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to Postoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

12 Steps seems like an awful lot of Steps to a Procrastinator

:king:

FUNKMAN
07-25-2007, 11:47 AM
Post Nasal Drip

drjoek
07-25-2007, 11:48 AM
12 Steps seems like an awful lot of Steps to a Procrastinator

:king:

You don't have to do ALL the steps just pick a few of the easy ones!!

Whenever you get a chance of course

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 11:50 AM
You don't have to do ALL the steps just pick a few of the easy ones!!

any step involve posting more, cause I like to Post

I tend on Posting from the Internet Cafe on my Cruise Aug 5

thank god me gets free internet

:king:

buzzard
07-25-2007, 11:51 AM
I sleep in a Blanket made up of Post Transcripts

:king:

you sleep,I thought you posted 24/7:laugh:

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 11:55 AM
you sleep,I thought you posted 24/7:laugh:

oh I try to sleep, but Paper Cuts from the Post Transcripts makes it hard

:king:

FUNKMAN
07-25-2007, 11:57 AM
imPOSTer


imPOSTer baszul

buzzard
07-25-2007, 11:59 AM
oh I try to sleep, but Paper Cuts from the Post Transcripts makes it hard

:king:

Are you gonna go POSTal on us??:glurps:

drjoek
07-25-2007, 12:04 PM
oh I try to sleep, but Paper Cuts from the Post Transcripts makes ME hard

:king:


Phixed it Phor ya

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 12:05 PM
Are you gonna go POSTal on us??:glurps:


nah thats Rageahol, Homer Simpson is a Rageaholic

I do read the New York Post

:king:

buzzard
07-25-2007, 12:11 PM
nah thats Rageahol, Homer Simpson is a Rageaholic

I do read the New York Post

:king:
sounds like you need a POST-hypnotic suggestion...ouch...that one made my POSTerior hurt:laugh:

Don Stugots
07-25-2007, 01:03 PM
and my twin brother is a dink.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 01:06 PM
and my twin brother is a dink.


this is true

Wifey loves your Anti Randy Attitude

Randy is too cool to be a postaholic, he thinks that all he has to do is call the show

:king:

Don Stugots
07-25-2007, 01:07 PM
and boy does Staten Island smell.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-25-2007, 01:12 PM
and boy does Staten Island smell.


now now we dont really smell ....

Nah We Smell, but i live on the Jersey Side, where drag races kill people, not Murder 1


:king:

Dash77
07-25-2007, 07:53 PM
King has finaly snaped ?

King Hippos Bandaid
07-26-2007, 09:19 AM
King has finaly snaped ?


was I ever normal to begin with

:king:

reillyluck
07-26-2007, 09:22 AM
King has finaly snaped ?

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/picture_this_12_26/whymesnape.jpg

Leticia
07-26-2007, 11:10 AM
This thread confuses me.

Is he trying to fix his problem or did he create a thread to have an excuse to post more!!??


SHame on you!!!

King Hippos Bandaid
07-26-2007, 11:22 AM
This thread confuses me.

Is he trying to fix his problem or did he create a thread to have an excuse to post more!!??


SHame on you!!!


im not sure

maybe this post will help

:king:

ChimneyFish
07-26-2007, 11:25 AM
And I have a predilection for mashed potatoes.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/IMG_8726.jpg

Landblast
07-26-2007, 11:29 AM
im not sure

maybe this post will help

:king:

in the beginning it was fun and games but now it's turned into a very dangerous game of cat and mouse! The question is who's the cat and who's the mouse!

Leticia
07-26-2007, 11:51 AM
If I had to be the Mouse, I'd be Jerry.

Leticia
07-26-2007, 11:52 AM
And I have a predilection for mashed potatoes.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/IMG_8726.jpg

God
those look soooooooo goooooooood.

Don Stugots
07-26-2007, 11:59 AM
and my twin brother tries like hell to outshine.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-26-2007, 01:01 PM
and my twin brother tries like hell to outshine.

oh you know we will call your show once you are on 202

:king:

Don Stugots
07-26-2007, 01:17 PM
oh you know we will call your show once you are on 202

:king:

"bigass2307 budd-"
click.

Randy, you there?

buzzard
07-26-2007, 01:34 PM
and my twin brother tries like hell to outshine.
mine tries to BE me,drives me looney!

fohat
07-26-2007, 01:44 PM
"bigass307 budd-"
click.

Randy, you there?

fixed